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(Yahoo)   Elephant hurt in drive-by shooting. Witnesses described the shooter as an olde-timey fellow who was rambling about AC/DC and his license plate read "ED1-S0N"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 24
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2013-04-10 10:57:01 AM
Was he driving a Tesla? Probably not.
 
2013-04-10 11:29:40 AM
I'd bet his license plate said FRESH and he had dice in the mirror.
 
2013-04-10 11:30:01 AM
"Hold my beer and watch this! Skew!"
 
2013-04-10 11:30:30 AM
Can I choose the punishment when they catch the motherfarkers involved?

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2013-04-10 11:30:40 AM
Considering this happened in Tupelo Mississippi, I bet it was those American Family Association Assholes.

They got away with that rape and murder of an innocent 15 year old girl in 1990, are you people going to let them get away with this too?!
 
2013-04-10 11:32:42 AM
Could he haved picked a bigger target? A sniper this guy ain't.
 
2013-04-10 11:35:26 AM
I got up this morning and I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it ever got into my pajamas I shall never know.

/Obligatory.
 
2013-04-10 11:35:51 AM

Bith Set Me Up: I got up this morning and I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it ever got into my pajamas I shall never know.

/Obligatory.


Enough about your morning masturbation habits. Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
2013-04-10 11:36:13 AM
Now the last thing I wanted was to get in a fight In Jackson, Mississippi on a Saturday night
 
2013-04-10 11:40:52 AM
Old timey, you say?

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2013-04-10 11:41:01 AM
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They'll say "Awwwwww...Topsy, at my Auuuuuuutopsy!"
 
2013-04-10 11:49:57 AM
I think I read this book. Like Water for Chocolate Elephants, or something like that...
 
2013-04-10 12:04:53 PM

hardinparamedic: Considering this happened in Tupelo Mississippi, I bet it was those American Family Association Assholes.

They got away with that rape and murder of an innocent 15 year old girl in 1990, are you people going to let them get away with this too?!


Why not Alabama where the Tuscaloosa?
 
2013-04-10 12:07:15 PM
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2013-04-10 12:11:59 PM

Eshy: [static-media.fox.com image 640x360]

They'll say "Awwwwww...Topsy, at my Auuuuuuutopsy!"


Beat me to it.
 
2013-04-10 01:05:28 PM
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2013-04-10 01:35:42 PM
OK, could someone please explain the headline joke to me?

Yes, I know about the Tesla/Edison AC/DC feud.  I don't get the connection to shooting an elephant.
 
2013-04-10 01:39:17 PM
Later on the elephant tapped him on the shoulder and said "Boy, you ain't here for the huntin' are ya?"
 
2013-04-10 01:40:51 PM

pciszek: OK, could someone please explain the headline joke to me?

Yes, I know about the Tesla/Edison AC/DC feud.  I don't get the connection to shooting an elephant.



Edison, in a bid to show how dangerous AC current was, electocuted an elephant in a live demonstration. I think that he was trying to demonstrate that he was also a huge asshole.
 
2013-04-10 01:42:05 PM

theknuckler_33: I'd bet his license plate said FRESH and he had dice in the mirror.


I saw a taxi cab that looked like what you are discribing once. If anything I could say say that cab was rare, as I never saw it again.
 
2013-04-10 01:55:10 PM

hardinparamedic: Bith Set Me Up: I got up this morning and I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it ever got into my pajamas I shall never know.

/Obligatory.

Enough about your morning masturbation habits. Fark is not your personal erotica site.


CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!
 
2013-04-10 02:38:27 PM

Eshy: [static-media.fox.com image 640x360]

They'll say "Awwwwww...Topsy, at my Auuuuuuutopsy!"


Plus one for you.
 
2013-04-10 04:26:04 PM

MythDragon: Edison, in a bid to show how dangerous AC current was, electocuted an elephant in a live demonstration. I think that he was trying to demonstrate that he was also a huge asshole.


Well, he was right- AC is dangerous.

Also, the elephant had killed several men and her owners wanted her put to death. So... yeah.
 
2013-04-10 08:06:58 PM

MythDragon: pciszek: OK, could someone please explain the headline joke to me?

Yes, I know about the Tesla/Edison AC/DC feud.  I don't get the connection to shooting an elephant.


Edison, in a bid to show how dangerous AC current was, electocuted an elephant in a live demonstration. I think that he was trying to demonstrate that he was also a huge asshole.


Film from 1903 is on YouTube.It's brutal.
 
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