FARK.com: (7691985) This is it, folks. US and Japan brace for impact. Will Best Korea launch a missile as a "test"? Will the US respond with force? Will China smack a biatch? This is your official "drop it like it's Un" April 10th discussion thread

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		This is it, folks. US and Japan brace for impact. Will Best Korea launch a missile as a "test"? Will the US respond with force? Will China smack a biatch? This is your official "drop it like it's Un" April 10th discussion thread (nytimes.com)		24
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fireclown		2013-04-10 10:57:35 AM

4 votes:

DEPLOY THE MUTUMBO!

crypticsatellite		2013-04-10 09:23:26 AM

4 votes:

I'm not saying sea of fire, but sea of fire.

subatomicsatan.com

miss diminutive		2013-04-10 07:16:42 AM

4 votes:

PreMortem: Bontesla: I think someone last night already made one of these threads because Nork is like 13 hours ahead of the Eastern-US time zone.

I'm not sure if it was redlit.

Isn't it like, a day ahead? Or more precisely, isn't the US 13 or so hours behind the NORK?

/too early and hungover

I think you have to count back-wise from the central prime meridian while carrying the residual zonal minutes forward and round to the nearest Coriolisian unit.

Soooo, it's June there.

utharda		2013-04-10 11:12:43 AM

2 votes:

Jake Havechek: Let's have a war!
Jack up the Dow Jones!
Let's have a war!
It can start in New Jersey!
Let's have a war!
Blame it on the middle-class!
Let's have a war!
We're like rats in a cage!

This post sucks. I'm Lee Ving.

ChipNASA		2013-04-10 11:09:59 AM

2 votes:

Maul555: I wonder what the guy in the top left of the photo did to be singled out for pushups... I think we found the company clown.
[graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x426]

He's DMZ Planking.

KarmicDisaster		2013-04-10 10:56:39 AM

2 votes:

We'll blow up the ocean!

public.dcexp.com

gambitsgirl		2013-04-10 10:55:56 AM

2 votes:

Tobin_Lam: kimwim: It's 8am, the West is awake, time to get the ball rolling.

But it is dark in NK. How are they going to see to launch the missile?

Peruvian cab drivers can flee to the scene

ahchoo		2013-04-10 10:49:58 AM

2 votes:

Help us Rodman Wan, you're our only hope.

miss diminutive		2013-04-10 07:57:51 AM

2 votes:

kimwim: It's 8.55pm in Seoul, Worst Korea, nothing's happened yet.

How are their reserves of Vespene Gas?

Weaver95		2013-04-10 07:45:26 AM

2 votes:

If we have a war, I expect every conservative I know to get their asses down to the recruiting office immediately.

sid244		2013-04-10 01:26:32 PM

1 votes:

THE SOUTH IS GONNA RISE AGAIN!!!

Tax Boy		2013-04-10 11:56:59 AM

1 votes:

MmmmBacon: They will also do everything they can to strike a blow against the US, be it missile strikes on Guam,

i.imgur.com

doglover		2013-04-10 11:54:06 AM

1 votes:

imgod2u		2013-04-10 11:14:26 AM

1 votes:

miss diminutive: kimwim: It's 8.55pm in Seoul, Worst Korea, nothing's happened yet.

How are their reserves of Vespene Gas?

Plentiful. But they don't have enough....Psi

/sunglasses

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2013-04-10 11:13:58 AM

1 votes:

Tobin_Lam: kimwim: It's 8am, the West is awake, time to get the ball rolling.

But it is dark in NK. How are they going to see to launch the missile?

farm5.staticflickr.com

They have a lightbulb.

gambitsgirl		2013-04-10 11:07:12 AM

1 votes:

Not to be mean but if he bombed DC with all politicians in session... that realllllly wouldn't be all that bad. Right?

CapeFearCadaver		2013-04-10 11:04:22 AM

1 votes:

second time I've posted this today...

Maul555		2013-04-10 11:02:47 AM

1 votes:

I wonder what the guy in the top left of the photo did to be singled out for pushups... I think we found the company clown.
graphics8.nytimes.com

Sensual Tyrannosaurus		2013-04-10 11:00:51 AM

1 votes:

fireclown: DEPLOY THE MUTUMBO!

YES! Have my babies!

/not really
//love that commercial though

gambitsgirl		2013-04-10 10:59:57 AM

1 votes:

miss diminutive: gambitsgirl: Tobin_Lam: kimwim: It's 8am, the West is awake, time to get the ball rolling.

But it is dark in NK. How are they going to see to launch the missile?

Peruvian cab drivers can flee to the scene

+1

Gawd I love this place.

The Pope of Manwich Village		2013-04-10 10:47:19 AM

1 votes:

It just occurred to me that KJU really ramped up the crazy around the same time Hostess went bankrupt. This isn't a diplomatic problem, it's a Twinkie problem.

dittybopper		2013-04-10 09:49:34 AM

1 votes:

somedude210: dittybopper: OK, I'm just putting this out there: I predict that the DPRK is either going to cancel their missile test, or go through with it.

What happens if you're wrong?

I know a certain cat that would be very, very nervous.