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(The New York Times)   This is it, folks. US and Japan brace for impact. Will Best Korea launch a missile as a "test"? Will the US respond with force? Will China smack a biatch? This is your official "drop it like it's Un" April 10th discussion thread   (nytimes.com) divider line 52
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Voting Results (Smartest)

  2013-04-10 07:45:26 AM
4 votes:
If we have a war, I expect every conservative I know to get their asses down to the recruiting office immediately.
  2013-04-10 11:00:03 AM
3 votes:
nekom: make me some tea:
It's best that we do nothing unless there's a direct threat to SK or any US assets. Japan can hold its own. If they launch another test missile into the ocean, so be it. We need to just hold the line and nothing more. I'm pretty sure that's all that will happen, though. This is a huge bluff; they want concessions, but they've painted themselves into a corner, so f*ck them.

I would argue that there already exists a direct threat to worst Korea and Japan. Not to the USA just yet, but certainly to the south. I would shoot down any missile they launched, no matter the circumstances. I may be in the minority opinion, but we have a tyrannical dictatorship with nuclear weapons. This isn't good. This isn't good at all. How long will we continue to allow this to exist? It's only going to get worse if he starts developing more nukes and the means to deliver them. No, in my mind, this HAS to stop, and now is the time.


You seem to be under the impression that he wants war.  It's clear from his actions he doesn't.  From every appearance and analysis, it's all a show to keep control of a failing regime.  This isn't a religiously driven fanatic bent on global Armageddon with some insane sense of "right".  It's a small man trying to keep control of a situation he's lost.  It would be a mistake for us to evaluate this decision from our recent perspective of religiously driven terrorism.

In fact, this is a very conventional problem that the world has prepared for and can deal with fairly easily.  This is a governmental, conventional war threat.  This is the USSR on a very small scale, without the power to back it up.  We'd like it to diffuse quietly, and we have a good shot at it.  But even if it goes ugly, it'll be over in hours, and with a minimal loss of friendly forces.  But the chances of it coming to that are pretty remote.  The primary issue at hand is how to guide this country to not be led by assholes once this situation resolves itself.  That's the real challenge.  The current regime is unimportant.
  2013-04-10 08:17:41 AM
3 votes:
somedude210: Weaver95: If we have a war, I expect every conservative I know to get their asses down to the recruiting office immediately.

HA

and for those wondering why April 10th is so gosh-darned important in all this, today is the day NK was warning as the date they couldn't guarantee the safety of foreign nationals in their country. They're planning something for today, just a matter of whether it's bluster, failure or war.


They're going to test-fire a new missile, from the looks of it. Hopefully someone shoots the f*cking thing down, for the lulz.
  2013-04-10 07:34:51 AM
3 votes:
Raharu: Hmmmm, it's been a while since we've had a war where we are clearly the good guys.

This would not be a war, per se'. It would be a unified beatdown on three front (China, US, and South Korea), with SK taking some heavy damage in the north of the country before Best Korea is literally pummeled into tiny pieces. If Best Korea were to actually use a nuclear device, there wouldn't be enough left of their country to bother rebuilding, just left China and South Korea share the space for the world's largest manufacturing park.
  2013-04-10 11:35:09 AM
2 votes:
A month from now, we'll all be focusing on the next media scare story, and North Korea will have quietly gone back to brutalizing its people.

There's a reason why South Korea isn't freaking out over all of this. They know it's all bullshiat from the same tired playbook that the Kim family has been running for decades. North Korea is nothing more than an emaciated pitbull behind a fence that occasionally barks at pedestrians.
  2013-04-10 10:03:04 AM
2 votes:
make me some tea:
It's best that we do nothing unless there's a direct threat to SK or any US assets. Japan can hold its own. If they launch another test missile into the ocean, so be it. We need to just hold the line and nothing more. I'm pretty sure that's all that will happen, though. This is a huge bluff; they want concessions, but they've painted themselves into a corner, so f*ck them.


I would argue that there already exists a direct threat to worst Korea and Japan. Not to the USA just yet, but certainly to the south. I would shoot down any missile they launched, no matter the circumstances. I may be in the minority opinion, but we have a tyrannical dictatorship with nuclear weapons. This isn't good. This isn't good at all. How long will we continue to allow this to exist? It's only going to get worse if he starts developing more nukes and the means to deliver them. No, in my mind, this HAS to stop, and now is the time.
  2013-04-10 08:41:59 AM
2 votes:
somedude210:
not if we're negotiating with them through China to get them to stop. It's when they launch that we know the talks have broken down. THEN we go to war


Get them to stop what? Their nuclear program? Even if they were willing to do that, they aren't going to stop oppressing their people. They aren't going to stop their constant warmongering, even if it is all talk for domestic consumption. They've sank ships. They have committed acts of war. What's going to change, barring any internal revolution, without collapsing the regime? Also, I don't like his stupid face!
  2013-04-10 08:29:58 AM
2 votes:
somedude210: nekom: If I were POTUS, I would have given SERIOUS thought to taking it out on the ground as soon as they began fueling. No missile for you, fatty ding dongs, NOT YOURS.

That would start a war and NK could play the victim to it. They're unstable as it is, no need to give them reason to take a knife to their wife (SK)


You don't think declaring your intent to use nuclear weapons and then fueling a rocket that ostensibly may be capable of delivering them is grounds for an attack? We went into Iraq because our POTUS at the time "Didn't like his stupid face" or whatever. If a war with the Norks is truly inevitable, why prolong it any longer? Do we really want to stand by and watch another 60 years of a regime that would be absolutely comical if not for the tremendous human suffering?

Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it's a good thing I'm not the POTUS.
  2013-04-10 08:22:34 AM
2 votes:
make me some tea:
They're going to test-fire a new missile, from the looks of it. Hopefully someone shoots the f*cking thing down, for the lulz.


Japan has said in no uncertain terms that they WILL. The U.S. doesn't seem to have said anything more than "We're pretty sure we can."

Given that they have indicated that they intend to use nuclear weapons (even though I don't believe that they even can), any missile launch should be viewed as hostile, and I say any nation has the right to destroy it. If I were POTUS, I would have given SERIOUS thought to taking it out on the ground as soon as they began fueling. No missile for you, fatty ding dongs, NOT YOURS.
  2013-04-10 07:45:52 AM
2 votes:
MmmmBacon: Raharu: Hmmmm, it's been a while since we've had a war where we are clearly the good guys.

This would not be a war, per se'. It would be a unified beatdown on three front (China, US, and South Korea), with SK taking some heavy damage in the north of the country before Best Korea is literally pummeled into tiny pieces. If Best Korea were to actually use a nuclear device, there wouldn't be enough left of their country to bother rebuilding, just left China and South Korea share the space for the world's largest manufacturing park.


basically, International Suicide by Cop

kimwim: I think Best Korea would only be targeting US embassies, wouldn't they? I'm not so certain South Korea will be taking much heat.

Not a chance. If they're going out, they're gonna take as many Worst Koreans they can before they get their ass handed to them
  2013-04-10 02:04:46 PM
1 votes:
sid244: THE SOUTH IS GONNA RISE AGAIN!!!
[www.enchantedlearning.com image 432x300]


You know what would be totally biatchin'? Trick out a suped-up Hyundai Veloster, paint it bright orange with that flag on the roof. And put the name "Gen. Park Ho Lee" on the back.

"Round about then, Boss Jong Un was trying to get the ol' Park boys in a heap of trouble. LEEEEE-HAWWWRRR!!"

/Stock Veloster Turbo has about 30 percent better power-to-weight ratio than a stock 383-equipped '68 Charger.
  2013-04-10 01:26:32 PM
1 votes:
THE SOUTH IS GONNA RISE AGAIN!!!
www.enchantedlearning.com
  2013-04-10 01:03:55 PM
1 votes:
mbillips: elchupacabra: doglover: elchupacabra: you're gonna see Japan, SK, and a few other countries start debating the need.

Oh please.

Perhaps I should have highlighted debating.  Japan's not going to just shrug and carry on if NK -- more unstable than China -- becomes a bigger nuclear power than it is now.  You may be right, but let's not trivialize the possibility, at least acknowledge this is a feasible outcome.

North Korea, IF it restarts its breeder reactor and carries on, can produce enough fissile material to build one bomb per year. Meanwhile, the sanctions are really starting to bite now that China's on board (which is why we're seeing the current hissy fit). The odds that the NK regime could hang around long enough to build a real nuclear arsenal is pretty much zero. Next big famine, they're done.


I hope you're right, but we're relying on information coming from one of the most secluded nations in the world, if not in history.
  2013-04-10 12:52:50 PM
1 votes:
elchupacabra: doglover: elchupacabra: you're gonna see Japan, SK, and a few other countries start debating the need.

Oh please.

Perhaps I should have highlighted debating.  Japan's not going to just shrug and carry on if NK -- more unstable than China -- becomes a bigger nuclear power than it is now.  You may be right, but let's not trivialize the possibility, at least acknowledge this is a feasible outcome.


North Korea, IF it restarts its breeder reactor and carries on, can produce enough fissile material to build one bomb per year. Meanwhile, the sanctions are really starting to bite now that China's on board (which is why we're seeing the current hissy fit). The odds that the NK regime could hang around long enough to build a real nuclear arsenal is pretty much zero. Next big famine, they're done.
  2013-04-10 11:54:59 AM
1 votes:
elchupacabra: mbillips: elchupacabra: TXEric: elchupacabra: Weaver95: If we have a war, I expect every conservative I know to get their asses down to the recruiting office immediately.

Dafuq sort of logic is this?  If you're not a soldier, you must be always anti-war?  BS.

He's one of the many Flaming Libs here in Farkistan, so it's basically just his standard whargarbl.

Forget it, he's on a roll...

It's not the "Lib" that bothers me so much as the asinine "chickenhawk" assertion.

What's asinine about it? If you're constantly calling for war, but you avoided military service, you're a chickenhawk. That's the definition. People who have been in combat generally take it more seriously. EVERYONE should always be anti-war; war is like putting a pet to sleep. Sometimes you have to do it, but you should do as much as possible to avoid it.

That's garbage -- it's an attack on the person, not the argument.  It's about as rational as "Why do you hate America?" being thrown out at most anti-war protestors.

And as for avoiding it -- if avoiding it now just means a worse war later, then no.  And while it's entirely possible NK might actually collapse before any war, I'd suggest that war now MIGHT SAVE MORE LIVES, given NK is trying to expand their nuclear capability and is near certain to take advantage of any future weakness in SK or the US if one comes up.


That might make sense, if North Korea were a threat to anyone. They want nukes for the same reason Pakistan got nukes. They want to be invasion-proof. They've saw what happens to a numerically superior force using 1970s Soviet technology against a modern army like South Korea's, in '91 and 2003. They get munched. North Korea's military is a joke, and they're perfectly aware of it.
  2013-04-10 11:51:38 AM
1 votes:
Clemkadidlefark: I want to know what's happening on the other side of the planet while this nonsense has our attention.

As an ex-boxer ... here's my left, left, left, left ... uppercut with right! Caught you watching.

1,2,3,4,5,6,7 ....


On the complete opposite side of the planet from North Korea, Argentina, Halle Berry is promoting "The Call," the government is freezing natural gas prices to try to curb inflation, and everyone is still hungover from the party they threw to celebrate Margaret Thatcher's death.
  2013-04-10 11:34:02 AM
1 votes:
mbillips: nekom: TheShavingofOccam123: The Chi-coms will defend the Korean peninsula. And thanks to America's adoption of pre-emptive war, all-out war, and shock-and-awe war, we are in deep doo-doo.

Don't forget that they voted IN FAVOR of the latest sanctions. They didn't even abstain, they voted for them.

And George Bush isn't president any more. The current administration is pretty much the opposite of being down with preemptive war.


And, to add to all of that, when was the last time you saw Japan and China aligned on anything military related?
  2013-04-10 11:30:51 AM
1 votes:
TXEric: elchupacabra: Weaver95: If we have a war, I expect every conservative I know to get their asses down to the recruiting office immediately.

Dafuq sort of logic is this?  If you're not a soldier, you must be always anti-war?  BS.

He's one of the many Flaming Libs here in Farkistan, so it's basically just his standard whargarbl.

Forget it, he's on a roll...


It's not the "Lib" that bothers me so much as the asinine "chickenhawk" assertion.
  2013-04-10 11:18:12 AM
1 votes:
Hey, Best Korea:

Seriously, WTF?

You have one foot over the edge. You let that foot drop and you're in something your perpetual petulant teenager of a leader is not ready for. It's not the U.S., it's China, Russia, and pretty much everyone else paying attention except your buddies in Iran. You're head will spin so fast it will leave your neck.

You know what the U.S. response is going to be when everyone else bombs you?

i.imgur.com
  2013-04-10 11:17:08 AM
1 votes:
Jake Havechek: Basically folks, if you have a military installation in your state, specifically a resupply and refit base, you're farked.

See, the USA and former USSR states still maintain and staff their ICBM facilities at a very high level, and you know they've been briefed to be more alert that usual.

Of course, this is an scenario that could never happen as cool heads will always prevail.

Right?

Right?


Do you wear a drool bib, or just use your sleeve? The only former USSR state with nukes is Russia, and they're on our side when it comes to North Korea and China.
  2013-04-10 11:16:49 AM
1 votes:
Khellendros: nekom: make me some tea:
It's best that we do nothing unless there's a direct threat to SK or any US assets. Japan can hold its own. If they launch another test missile into the ocean, so be it. We need to just hold the line and nothing more. I'm pretty sure that's all that will happen, though. This is a huge bluff; they want concessions, but they've painted themselves into a corner, so f*ck them.

I would argue that there already exists a direct threat to worst Korea and Japan. Not to the USA just yet, but certainly to the south. I would shoot down any missile they launched, no matter the circumstances. I may be in the minority opinion, but we have a tyrannical dictatorship with nuclear weapons. This isn't good. This isn't good at all. How long will we continue to allow this to exist? It's only going to get worse if he starts developing more nukes and the means to deliver them. No, in my mind, this HAS to stop, and now is the time.

You seem to be under the impression that he wants war.  It's clear from his actions he doesn't.  From every appearance and analysis, it's all a show to keep control of a failing regime.  This isn't a religiously driven fanatic bent on global Armageddon with some insane sense of "right".  It's a small man trying to keep control of a situation he's lost.  It would be a mistake for us to evaluate this decision from our recent perspective of religiously driven terrorism.

In fact, this is a very conventional problem that the world has prepared for and can deal with fairly easily.  This is a governmental, conventional war threat.  This is the USSR on a very small scale, without the power to back it up.  We'd like it to diffuse quietly, and we have a good shot at it.  But even if it goes ugly, it'll be over in hours, and with a minimal loss of friendly forces.  But the chances of it coming to that are pretty remote.  The primary issue at hand is how to guide this country to not be led by assholes once this situation resolves itself.  That's t ...


I just have to wonder, since Un has gotten the Nork populace so riled up now, what's the exit strategy on this? That pent-up energy will have to be channeled somehow.
  2013-04-10 11:13:18 AM
1 votes:
Maul555: I wonder what the guy in the top left of the photo did to be singled out for pushups... I think we found the company clown.

the guy on the left:  "Gary!  Dude.  Seriously?  Get up man.  It's big boy time!  fall in, private!"

"I DON'T WANNA!  MY TUMMY HURTS!"

"Gary.  Seriously. You look like an idiot.  You're already dressed anyways.  Fall in, godammit!"

"YOU EAT DOO DOO!"
  2013-04-10 11:12:54 AM
1 votes:
Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Infernalist: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Jake Havechek: Unless directly provoked of course, then it's glass parking lot time.

Yeah, Japan will be psyched about massive amounts of radioactive fallout being carried by the wind to their country.

With our arsenal, I doubt the US would need to use nuclear weapons to scour most of North Korea. Conventional should do fine.

A nuclear response to a nuclear attack is a political necessity.

I don't know about that. I don't think China will much appreciate us dropping nukes in their backyard, and we don't want to create tensions with them. If we can crush a militaristic nation like NK in front of the world without using nuclear weapons, it would create hesitation for any other would-be nuclear powers.


The political party that allowed Americans die, or our allies to die to a nuclear attack without a nuclear response would lose power for a generation or more.

Do not underestimate the American need for overwhelmingly destructive revenge.
  2013-04-10 11:09:44 AM
1 votes:
Basically folks, if you have a military installation in your state, specifically a resupply and refit base, you're farked.

See, the USA and former USSR states still maintain and staff their ICBM facilities at a very high level, and you know they've been briefed to be more alert that usual.

Of course, this is an scenario that could never happen as cool heads will always prevail.

Right?

Right?
  2013-04-10 11:07:11 AM
1 votes:
This reminds of playing Civ when I try to antagonize a rival into attacking me so I can take all their cities without the warmonger diplomacy hit. So I condemn them and denounce them and steal their tiles and city-state allies and try to convert their cities to my religion and make irrational demands.
  2013-04-10 11:05:37 AM
1 votes:
aevorea: Jake Havechek: But so is Boston, so I'm not any better off.

That would take care of the bicyclist problem.

/So tired of the arrogant asses disobeying traffic signals and almost smearing themselves across my car.


Yeah, but getting all the paint sucked off of your house and getting an instant orange afro before you get blasted into dust can put a damper on your day.

And the cyclists in Cambridge are a bunch of assholes.
  2013-04-10 11:04:13 AM
1 votes:
I've given this a lot of thought and I'm pretty sure I have the best solution to all this.

The US needs to "play dead."  Have NK launch their little missile into the ocean and then all major News outlets will write fake news stories and photoshops about the total destruction of the United Sates at the hands of NK nuclear might.

Then as part of this agreement NK would stop pursuing nuclear weapons under the guise to their people (and generals) that they are no longer needed since the evil American Empire is no more.
  2013-04-10 11:03:24 AM
1 votes:
Let's have a war!
Jack up the Dow Jones!
Let's have a war!
It can start in New Jersey!
Let's have a war!
Blame it on the middle-class!
Let's have a war!
We're like rats in a cage!
  2013-04-10 10:58:54 AM
1 votes:
Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Jake Havechek: Unless directly provoked of course, then it's glass parking lot time.

Yeah, Japan will be psyched about massive amounts of radioactive fallout being carried by the wind to their country.

With our arsenal, I doubt the US would need to use nuclear weapons to scour most of North Korea. Conventional should do fine.


Conventional didn't work on Hanoi or(former) North Vietnam, what makes you think it would work now?
  2013-04-10 10:56:39 AM
1 votes:
We'll blow up the ocean!

public.dcexp.com
  2013-04-10 10:56:04 AM
1 votes:
namegoeshere: make me some tea: I disagree, containment is the best policy. The emperor has no clothes.

Unless directly provoked of course, then it's glass  dirt parking lot time.

FTFY.

Yes I know it was hyperbole. I'm saying, we have no need to get all nukey here, when a sling shot and some big rocks will do. (reverse hyperbole? Is that a thing?)


If they attack with a nuke, NK will cease to exist as a nation.

If they don't, then they're gonna skate.
  2013-04-10 10:55:03 AM
1 votes:
Weaver95: If we have a war, I expect every conservative I know to get their asses down to the recruiting office immediately.

Dafuq sort of logic is this?  If you're not a soldier, you must be always anti-war?  BS.
  2013-04-10 10:53:46 AM
1 votes:
make me some tea: I disagree, containment is the best policy. The emperor has no clothes.

Unless directly provoked of course, then it's glass  dirt parking lot time.


FTFY.

Yes I know it was hyperbole. I'm saying, we have no need to get all nukey here, when a sling shot and some big rocks will do. (reverse hyperbole? Is that a thing?)
  2013-04-10 10:53:42 AM
1 votes:
In my opinion, if a country says "I'm going to nuke you when I get nuke weapons" and then start working on nuke weapons, that's good enough for me to take out the area that can make those weapons.

If someone with a gun says I'm going to shoot you and you can shoot them first, wouldn't you?
  2013-04-10 10:52:00 AM
1 votes:
kimwim: It's 8.55pm in Seoul, Worst Korea, nothing's happened yet.

Bears repeating - the 10th is over, they did nothing.
  2013-04-10 10:48:46 AM
1 votes:
Maybe we just need to get fatboy some porn and Coca Cola and he'll chill the fark out.
  2013-04-10 10:47:19 AM
1 votes:
It just occurred to me that KJU really ramped up the crazy around the same time Hostess went bankrupt. This isn't a diplomatic problem, it's a Twinkie problem.
  2013-04-10 10:46:36 AM
1 votes:
Unless directly provoked of course, then it's glass parking lot time.

Yeah, Japan will be psyched about massive amounts of radioactive fallout being carried by the wind to their country.
  2013-04-10 10:29:42 AM
1 votes:
make me some tea:
I disagree, containment is the best policy. The emperor has no clothes.

Unless directly provoked of course, then it's glass parking lot time.


Well, then we disagree. I also don't think it will ever be "glass parking lot" time, I get that that was just some hyperbole but I don't want to destroy the entire country no matter what happens. Just destroy any missiles or nuclear plants. If they attack, well then that's that. But I don't think they would. If they were REALLY crazy enough to think they'd win a war, they would have started one by now. We have the capacity to destroy his nuclear program with precision strikes, and I say it's high time we did just that. Only that. Sorry tubby, you can't have a nuclear bomb. Not yours.
  2013-04-10 10:22:14 AM
1 votes:
somedude210: supposedly, the aunt (not the uncle) is really the power behind the throne. I'm curious how that works

Oooohhh, that's interesting.  Wasn't aware of this.  Wonder if she is trying to steal the throne from her nephew for her own children.  Wait, does she have children?  I know so little about the Norks.
  2013-04-10 09:49:34 AM
1 votes:
somedude210: dittybopper: OK, I'm just putting this out there:  I predict that the DPRK is either going to cancel their missile test, or go through with it.

What happens if you're wrong?


I know a certain cat that would be very, very nervous.
  2013-04-10 09:46:23 AM
1 votes:
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: make me some tea: They're going to test-fire a new missile, from the looks of it. Hopefully someone shoots the f*cking thing down, for the lulz.

The more it looks like a domestic power struggle, the more I think that they'll fire the missile, the US will do nothing, Best Korea will declare "victory against the imperialist aggressors" and stand down.  Un wins a massive popularity surge at home sealing his legitimacy as leader and everyone in BK goes back to scratching at the dirt.


It's best that we do nothing unless there's a direct threat to SK or any US assets. Japan can hold its own. If they launch another test missile into the ocean, so be it. We need to just hold the line and nothing more. I'm pretty sure that's all that will happen, though. This is a huge bluff; they want concessions, but they've painted themselves into a corner, so f*ck them.
  2013-04-10 09:23:26 AM
1 votes:
I'm not saying sea of fire, but sea of fire.

subatomicsatan.com
  2013-04-10 09:00:21 AM
1 votes:
make me some tea: They're going to test-fire a new missile, from the looks of it. Hopefully someone shoots the f*cking thing down, for the lulz.

The more it looks like a domestic power struggle, the more I think that they'll fire the missile, the US will do nothing, Best Korea will declare "victory against the imperialist aggressors" and stand down.  Un wins a massive popularity surge at home sealing his legitimacy as leader and everyone in BK goes back to scratching at the dirt.
  2013-04-10 08:52:55 AM
1 votes:
nekom: Get them to stop what? Their nuclear program? Even if they were willing to do that, they aren't going to stop oppressing their people. They aren't going to stop their constant warmongering, even if it is all talk for domestic consumption. They've sank ships. They have committed acts of war. What's going to change, barring any internal revolution, without collapsing the regime? Also, I don't like his stupid face!

All legitimate points, but we're not the world's police. Oppression and suffering is happening in dozens of countries around the world. We can't overthrow all of them. It's when the leaders are so batshiat insane as to threaten "thermonuclear war" and may or may not have nukes on hand (for all we know, they could have gotten some ex-soviet missile tech/nuclear material) that we intervene. That's when proportional responses come in. They knock out a boat, we starve them to their knees. They build a missile capable of possibly hitting our country, we surround them with anti-missile missiles. They threaten to start "thermonuclear war" we get everyone around them, even their masters, to come in and tell them to STFU and GBTW. When they declare war and attack (instead of just saying they're at war) we roll through, level them to nothing and then nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.

THAT is the value of a proportional response
  2013-04-10 08:24:52 AM
1 votes:
Anyone know what the Vegas odds are for this event?
  2013-04-10 08:24:33 AM
1 votes:
nekom: If I were POTUS, I would have given SERIOUS thought to taking it out on the ground as soon as they began fueling. No missile for you, fatty ding dongs, NOT YOURS.

That would start a war and NK could play the victim to it. They're unstable as it is, no need to give them reason to take a knife to their wife (SK)
  2013-04-10 08:18:56 AM
1 votes:
make me some tea: somedude210: Weaver95: If we have a war, I expect every conservative I know to get their asses down to the recruiting office immediately.

HA

and for those wondering why April 10th is so gosh-darned important in all this, today is the day NK was warning as the date they couldn't guarantee the safety of foreign nationals in their country. They're planning something for today, just a matter of whether it's bluster, failure or war.

They're going to test-fire a new missile, from the looks of it. Hopefully someone shoots the f*cking thing down, for the lulz.


I think it's a matter of whether they test fire it into the ocean or they test fire it and it gets "misdirected" to SK/Japan

...and then ends up hitting China
  2013-04-10 07:53:17 AM
1 votes:
somedude210: kimwim: I think Best Korea would only be targeting US embassies, wouldn't they? I'm not so certain South Korea will be taking much heat.

Not a chance. If they're going out, they're gonna take as many Worst Koreans they can before they get their ass handed to them


This. While I think Best Korea is full of bluster, and their leaders aren't nearly as stupid and borderline psychopathic as they seem, if it does come to war, they will do their best to take the South with them. They will also do everything they can to strike a blow against the US, be it missile strikes on Guam, Japan, or perhaps eventually the US mainland itself.

But that would all be responded to by overwhelming force on multiple sides. China won't stand for it. The US won't stand for it. Obviously the South Koreans won't stand for it. And in the end, there would be nothing left of Best Korea in any practical sense, other than a lot of burning wreckage and millions of starving refugees.
  2013-04-10 07:51:14 AM
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Weaver95: If we have a war, I expect every conservative I know to get their asses down to the recruiting office immediately.

HA

and for those wondering why April 10th is so gosh-darned important in all this, today is the day NK was warning as the date they couldn't guarantee the safety of foreign nationals in their country. They're planning something for today, just a matter of whether it's bluster, failure or war.
  2013-04-10 07:36:46 AM
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MmmmBacon: This would not be a war, per se'. It would be a unified beatdown on three fronts (China, US, and South Korea), with SK taking some heavy damage in the north of the country before Best Korea is literally pummeled into tiny pieces. If Best Korea were to actually use a nuclear device, there wouldn't be enough left of their country to bother rebuilding, just let China and South Korea share the space for the world's largest manufacturing park.

FTFM
  2013-04-10 07:27:44 AM
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Bontesla: I think someone last night already made one of these threads because Nork is like 13 hours ahead of the Eastern-US time zone.

I'm not sure if it was redlit.


yes, that was me then. It's me this time too.

Forgive me, admins, if I think this is actually news.

/well, it is. Japan/US/SK are bracing themselves
//China probably is too
 
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