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2013-04-10 10:13:38 AM
Now we know who leads SPECTRE
 
2013-04-10 10:15:31 AM

loonatic112358: Now we know who leads SPECTRE


Nah, he wants to be the new sovriegn
 
2013-04-10 10:16:10 AM
One would have thought he'd be too busy with physics!
 
2013-04-10 10:18:04 AM
www.venturefans.org
 
2013-04-10 10:20:53 AM
Coming soon:

i2.listal.com

SUPER HAWKING!
 
2013-04-10 10:21:21 AM

loonatic112358: Now we know who leads SPECTRE


Well he's already the Quakemaster.  Always gotta shoot for bigger challenges.
 
2013-04-10 10:24:26 AM
I hear his race of geneticly modified superme are gonna be cloned from Chuck Norris.
 
2013-04-10 10:25:51 AM
CSB time

A few weeks back, it was a friend of mine's birthday, so we got together and bought tickets to see Stephen Hawking for his present.

Well, for whatever reason, Stephen Hawking couldn't make the show (it was supposed to have a live question/answer session and my friend is a huge fan of his and has a Physics degree). The venue said instead that they were going to show a prerecorded video of him instead (tickets cost us $75 per person for bad seats).

So, we tried to get a refund (no luck), then tried to do a chargeback (no luck).

So, Stephen Hawkings screwed us out of $225.

end CSB
 
2013-04-10 10:26:56 AM
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2013-04-10 10:40:19 AM
World Domination Plans

* Phase 1 - Produce evil mutant clone army of Alex Trebeks
* Phase 2 -
* Phase 3 - Profit!
 
2013-04-10 10:42:01 AM

Gabrielmot: CSB time

A few weeks back, it was a friend of mine's birthday, so we got together and bought tickets to see Stephen Hawking for his present.

Well, for whatever reason, Stephen Hawking couldn't make the show (it was supposed to have a live question/answer session and my friend is a huge fan of his and has a Physics degree). The venue said instead that they were going to show a prerecorded video of him instead (tickets cost us $75 per person for bad seats).

So, we tried to get a refund (no luck), then tried to do a chargeback (no luck).

So, Stephen Hawkings screwed us out of $225.

end CSB


Obviously, he had  devoted himself to study the other great mystery of the universe:

i.chzbgr.com

Women
 
GBB
2013-04-10 10:45:34 AM

Gabrielmot: CSB time

A few weeks back, it was a friend of mine's birthday, so we got together and bought tickets to see Stephen Hawking for his present.

Well, for whatever reason, Stephen Hawking couldn't make the show (it was supposed to have a live question/answer session and my friend is a huge fan of his and has a Physics degree). The venue said instead that they were going to show a prerecorded video of him instead (tickets cost us $75 per person for bad seats).

So, we tried to get a refund (no luck), then tried to do a chargeback (no luck).

So, Stephen Hawkings the venue screwed us out of $225.

end CSB

 
2013-04-10 10:46:03 AM
Or re-hydrated henchmen.

www78.homepage.villanova.edu
 
2013-04-10 10:46:21 AM
 
2013-04-10 10:54:27 AM
Why not? Those slackers!
 
2013-04-10 10:59:13 AM

FatherChaos: Coming soon:

[i2.listal.com image 450x333]

SUPER HAWKING!


Damn you!

That's the first South Park that made me go "I think that might be taking it a bit far". And for me, that's something.
/not that it wasn't funny...
 
2013-04-10 11:11:54 AM
...yet
 
2013-04-10 12:06:20 PM
My mother just went through a stem cell transplant to treat her non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.
 
2013-04-10 12:18:15 PM

meanmutton: Cedars-Sinai uses ADULT STEM CELLS


Yes, adult stem cells, from perfectly healthy adults. Who they killed, for their stem cells
 
2013-04-10 12:25:25 PM
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2013-04-10 01:04:31 PM

meanmutton: Before this turns into a shiat-throwing storm...

Cedars-Sinai uses ADULT STEM CELLS:   http://www.cedars-sinai.edu/Research-and-Education/Institutes/Regener a tive-Medicine-Institute/Cores/RMI-Induced-Pluripotent-Stem-Cell-iPSC-C ore-Facility.aspx


Thank you for clearing that up.  I don't think anyone objects to adult stem cells for this research.
 
2013-04-10 01:35:54 PM

Genju: World Domination Plans

* Phase 1 - Produce evil mutant clone army of Alex Trebeks
* Phase 2 -
* Phase 3 - Profit!


what if someone clones an army of Sean Connerys?
 
2013-04-10 01:39:48 PM

Flash_NYC: I don't think anyone objects to adult stem cells for this research.


As opposed to the savants who object to the other kind of stem cells, because Jebus.
 
2013-04-10 01:45:10 PM
No more work for Hired Goons?3.bp.blogspot.com

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2013-04-10 02:11:07 PM

the_sidewinder: meanmutton: Cedars-Sinai uses ADULT STEM CELLS

Yes, adult stem cells, from perfectly healthy adults. Who they killed, for their stem cells


hell, they could harvest em from floridians, it ain't like they're usin em
 
2013-04-10 02:17:11 PM

loonatic112358: the_sidewinder: meanmutton: Cedars-Sinai uses ADULT STEM CELLS

Yes, adult stem cells, from perfectly healthy adults. Who they killed, for their stem cells

hell, they could harvest em from floridians, it ain't like they're usin em


Start with the NY/NJ/MA retirees.
 
2013-04-10 02:46:30 PM
Emperor Mollusk approves.
 
2013-04-10 04:04:30 PM
HENCH4LIFE
 
2013-04-10 06:20:48 PM
Why are we not funding this?

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2013-04-10 06:35:05 PM
I believe that we will find out that Hawking is actually simply a meat puppet and all of his theories etc. actually come from a cabal of scientists who use his speech generator to propose their ideas.

\\how's that for a conspiracy!!??
 
2013-04-10 07:09:34 PM

Whodat: I believe that we will find out that Hawking is actually simply a meat puppet and all of his theories etc. actually come from a cabal of scientists who use his speech generator to propose their ideas.

\\how's that for a conspiracy!!??



i218.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-11 10:54:29 AM
i.imgur.com
 
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