loonatic112358: Now we know who leads SPECTRE

Nah, he wants to be the new sovriegn

One would have thought he'd be too busy with physics!

Coming soon:



SUPER HAWKING!

loonatic112358: Now we know who leads SPECTRE

Well he's already the Quakemaster.  Always gotta shoot for bigger challenges.

I hear his race of geneticly modified superme are gonna be cloned from Chuck Norris.

CSB time

A few weeks back, it was a friend of mine's birthday, so we got together and bought tickets to see Stephen Hawking for his present.

Well, for whatever reason, Stephen Hawking couldn't make the show (it was supposed to have a live question/answer session and my friend is a huge fan of his and has a Physics degree). The venue said instead that they were going to show a prerecorded video of him instead (tickets cost us $75 per person for bad seats).

So, we tried to get a refund (no luck), then tried to do a chargeback (no luck).

So, Stephen Hawkings screwed us out of $225.

end CSB

World Domination Plans

* Phase 1 - Produce evil mutant clone army of Alex Trebeks
* Phase 2 -
* Phase 3 - Profit!

Gabrielmot: CSB time

A few weeks back, it was a friend of mine's birthday, so we got together and bought tickets to see Stephen Hawking for his present.

Well, for whatever reason, Stephen Hawking couldn't make the show (it was supposed to have a live question/answer session and my friend is a huge fan of his and has a Physics degree). The venue said instead that they were going to show a prerecorded video of him instead (tickets cost us $75 per person for bad seats).

So, we tried to get a refund (no luck), then tried to do a chargeback (no luck).

So, Stephen Hawkings screwed us out of $225.

end CSB

Obviously, he had  devoted himself to study the other great mystery of the universe:



Women

Gabrielmot: CSB time

A few weeks back, it was a friend of mine's birthday, so we got together and bought tickets to see Stephen Hawking for his present.

Well, for whatever reason, Stephen Hawking couldn't make the show (it was supposed to have a live question/answer session and my friend is a huge fan of his and has a Physics degree). The venue said instead that they were going to show a prerecorded video of him instead (tickets cost us $75 per person for bad seats).

So, we tried to get a refund (no luck), then tried to do a chargeback (no luck).

So, Stephen Hawkings the venue screwed us out of $225.

end CSB

Or re-hydrated henchmen.

Before this turns into a shiat-throwing storm...

Cedars-Sinai uses ADULT STEM CELLS:   http://www.cedars-sinai.edu/Research-and-Education/Institutes/Regener a tive-Medicine-Institute/Cores/RMI-Induced-Pluripotent-Stem-Cell-iPSC-C ore-Facility.aspx

Why not? Those slackers!

FatherChaos: Coming soon:

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SUPER HAWKING!

Damn you!

That's the first South Park that made me go "I think that might be taking it a bit far". And for me, that's something.
/not that it wasn't funny...

...yet

meanmutton: Before this turns into a shiat-throwing storm...

Cedars-Sinai uses ADULT STEM CELLS:   http://www.cedars-sinai.edu/Research-and-Education/Institutes/Regener a tive-Medicine-Institute/Cores/RMI-Induced-Pluripotent-Stem-Cell-iPSC-C ore-Facility.aspx

Thank you for clearing that up.  I don't think anyone objects to adult stem cells for this research.

Flash_NYC: I don't think anyone objects to adult stem cells for this research.

As opposed to the savants who object to the other kind of stem cells, because Jebus.

No more work for Hired Goons?

loonatic112358: the_sidewinder: meanmutton: Cedars-Sinai uses ADULT STEM CELLS

Yes, adult stem cells, from perfectly healthy adults. Who they killed, for their stem cells

hell, they could harvest em from floridians, it ain't like they're usin em

Start with the NY/NJ/MA retirees.

Emperor Mollusk approves.

I believe that we will find out that Hawking is actually simply a meat puppet and all of his theories etc. actually come from a cabal of scientists who use his speech generator to propose their ideas.

\\how's that for a conspiracy!!??