Well how do you think he should cut the cord?

That sounds like a great way to get yourself dismembered by emotionally unstable new mothers.

Low Information Voter

Why here's a picture of Ward Cleaver along with his wife, Wally and, of course, the Beaver.

He just wanted to be sure he was ready to enjoy fresh placenta sandwiches after the birth.

So now the baby will be called White Album? Huh?

He brings a baby to the maternity ward, you bring a meat cleaver. That's the Arlington way.

/couldn't find a pic with the cleaver

Came for Ward Cleaver, leaving satisfied.

NutWrench: A bizarre incident involving a meat cleaver  . . . .
 . . . . Jorif allegedly pulled out the knife

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Meat Cleaver

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Knife.

NutWrench: A bizarre incident involving a meat cleaver  . . . .
 . . . . Jorif allegedly pulled out the knife

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Meat Cleaver

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Knife.

Youre good at that. Have you ever played knify spoony before?


I heard about this on the news this morning and the part I cant process is that he went there to tell them that baby daddy was arrested, they wouldnt let him in, so instead of just saying "Fark you and this I tried." and just walk away and go on with your merry life. But nope he has to turn the stupid up to 11 and go full speed ahead.

Dont make him Cleaver that Beaver!!

Right, I heard about this banned cover conspiracy. It was after the Beatles changed their name to the Scorpions in the 70's so they could get another banned cover, and got in trouble with Tipper and her Public Enema.