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(NBC News)   Man arrested for bringing meat cleaver to maternity ward. And this is why the original cover to the Beatles album 'Yesterday and Today' was banned   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 17
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2013-04-10 11:17:16 AM  
Well how do you think he should cut the cord?
 
2013-04-10 11:20:49 AM  
A bizarre incident involving a meat cleaver  . . . .
 . . . . Jorif allegedly pulled out the knife


www.seriouseats.com
Meat Cleaver

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Knife.
 
2013-04-10 11:23:33 AM  
That sounds like a great way to get yourself dismembered by emotionally unstable new mothers.
 
2013-04-10 11:23:48 AM  
Low Information Voter
 
2013-04-10 11:26:14 AM  
Why here's a picture of Ward Cleaver along with his wife, Wally and, of course, the Beaver.

www.brucesallan.com
 
2013-04-10 11:27:56 AM  
Photo of suspect:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-10 11:32:08 AM  
He just wanted to be sure he was ready to enjoy fresh placenta sandwiches after the birth.

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2013-04-10 11:43:48 AM  
So now the baby will be called White Album? Huh?

He brings a baby to the maternity ward, you bring a meat cleaver. That's the Arlington way.
 
2013-04-10 12:08:57 PM  

cgraves67: That sounds like a great way to get yourself dismembered by emotionally unstable new mothers.


new mothers is enough, emotionally unstable was just superfluous
 
2013-04-10 12:10:06 PM  
v006o.popscreen.com
/couldn't find a pic with the cleaver
 
2013-04-10 12:57:03 PM  
Came for Ward Cleaver, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-04-10 01:05:45 PM  

NutWrench: A bizarre incident involving a meat cleaver  . . . .
 . . . . Jorif allegedly pulled out the knife

[www.seriouseats.com image 250x217]
Meat Cleaver

[images.wikia.com image 300x300]
Knife.



lh5.ggpht.com
 
2013-04-10 01:30:23 PM  

NutWrench: A bizarre incident involving a meat cleaver  . . . .
 . . . . Jorif allegedly pulled out the knife

[www.seriouseats.com image 250x217]
Meat Cleaver

[images.wikia.com image 300x300]
Knife.


Youre good at that. Have you ever played knify spoony before?


I heard about this on the news this morning and the part I cant process is that he went there to tell them that baby daddy was arrested, they wouldnt let him in, so instead of just saying "Fark you and this I tried." and just walk away and go on with your merry life. But nope he has to turn the stupid up to 11 and go full speed ahead.
 
2013-04-10 01:50:19 PM  
Dont make him Cleaver that Beaver!!
 
2013-04-10 06:31:38 PM  

groppet: NutWrench: <SNIP> instead of just saying "Fark you and this I tried." and just walk away and go on with your merry life. But nope he has to turn the stupid up to 11 and go full speed ahead.


Ok, I know what you mean but based on his decision making presented you have to assume that it was already set to 11 and really all he had to do was step on the pedal ever so lightly.
 
2013-04-10 09:45:58 PM  
Investigators said he'd gone to the hospital to tell the woman her baby's father couldn't visit because he'd just been arrested.

That kid's life is going to be farked.
 
2013-04-11 05:44:23 AM  

Now I get it

i280.photobucket.com

 
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