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(Red Hot Russia)   Deadly attack of beaver on a man who tried to film him against his will   (redhotrussia.com) divider line 34
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2013-04-10 08:19:38 AM  
The best part is how the beaver stops once and turns to look at this moron with an expression that basically screams,  If you keep following me, idiot, ima bring some hurt up in here. And the guy keeps following it, and the beaver turns again and almost visibly sighs this aggravated sigh before charging. A beautiful lesson learned by all.
 
2013-04-10 08:23:16 AM  
That was dumber than a bag of hammers.
 
2013-04-10 08:28:12 AM  
It wasn't exactly deadly, now was it?
 
2013-04-10 08:36:53 AM  
Another Otto Preminger bites the dust.
 
2013-04-10 08:45:04 AM  
At least they left out the part where the camera guy's friend has to face the corner of the dam.
 
2013-04-10 08:52:58 AM  
wild animals-how do they work?
 
2013-04-10 09:02:34 AM  
Kinda hoped for something else...

web.mit.edu
 
2013-04-10 09:23:05 AM  
Dam
 
2013-04-10 09:55:16 AM  
I give the cameraman credit for not squeling like a little girl.
 
2013-04-10 10:05:28 AM  
That's some rabies right there.

(did his nipple get bit off?)
 
2013-04-10 10:24:53 AM  
In (insert filter here) beaver eats you
 
2013-04-10 10:33:05 AM  
He shouldn't have told the beaver's girlfriend he had some wood for her.
 
2013-04-10 10:48:41 AM  
You're supposed to shoot Castor with a gun, not a camera.
 
2013-04-10 12:14:09 PM  
Beavery careful greenliting next time. :)
 
2013-04-10 01:09:35 PM  
Lucky the thing didn't take a chunk out of his calf.   Not only did he keep following, he kept nudging closer.  dumb arse.
 
2013-04-10 01:31:01 PM  
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(And a half!)
 
2013-04-10 02:13:09 PM  
Damn, I didn't realize Beaver's were that quick.  I guess you could say the cameraman rubbed the beaver the wrong way..
 
2013-04-10 02:57:46 PM  
It had big, pointy teeth!

/damn, wrong rodent
 
2013-04-10 04:53:25 PM  
 
2013-04-10 05:21:41 PM  
Haha, just like Pigs in the ghetto
 
2013-04-10 05:47:26 PM  
i1.cpcache.com
 
2013-04-10 08:07:36 PM  

Pocket Ninja: The best part is how the beaver stops once and turns to look at this moron with an expression that basically screams,  If you keep following me, idiot, ima bring some hurt up in here. And the guy keeps following it, and the beaver turns again and almost visibly sighs this aggravated sigh before charging. A beautiful lesson learned by all.


This, it was screaming leave me the fark alone multiple times.  Especially when it fluffed up, I don't see many beavers but even I would recognize that one.
 
2013-04-10 08:36:27 PM  
My first thought was that it would be another "Tiger brutally attacks man (NSFW) videos (which I admit I've submitted in the past as well).  But it turns out it's an actual vicious beaver attack.
 
2013-04-10 09:37:34 PM  
It's the Sean Penn of beavers.
 
2013-04-10 10:00:27 PM  
Should have been like kicking a FG for the camera man. What a wuss.
 
2013-04-10 11:58:32 PM  
I had no idea there were any beavers left outside North America.  Fark taught me something today.
 
2013-04-11 02:17:09 AM  

hutchkc: I don't see many beavers but even I would recognize that one.


Mmph
Classic
 
2013-04-11 06:57:41 AM  
cdn.crushable.com
 
2013-04-11 08:49:54 AM  

hutchkc: I don't see many beavers

 
2013-04-11 08:54:49 AM  
As it turns out, yes, they can be quite deadly..

/"mauled by a beaver" would be a cool name for a band
 
2013-04-11 12:32:45 PM  

Prolefeed: As it turns out, yes, they can be quite deadly..

/"mauled by a beaver" would be a cool name for a band


Holy crap... He really DID die from the attack! Who knew?

/not me
 
2013-04-11 01:13:46 PM  
I would expect killer beavers in Australia, not Russia.
 
2013-04-11 04:33:39 PM  
Leave it to beaver!

farking tourniquets, how do they work?
 
2013-05-29 11:25:35 AM  
i369.photobucket.com

A beaver is about like the ninjas... the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
 
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