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		James Woods didn't get his Family Guy joke because... oh a piece of candy (tmz.com)		26
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Hoopy Frood		2013-04-10 09:33:18 AM

He's thinking of Margaret Dumont.

PainInTheASP		2013-04-10 09:48:04 AM

Well that was shallow and pedantic.

Crewmannumber6		2013-04-10 10:07:27 AM

He was the cock of the walk, before Liam Neeson and John Hamm came around, apparently.

ModernLuddite		2013-04-10 10:08:32 AM

He'll always be Major Baklava to me!

Ecobuckeye		2013-04-10 10:08:47 AM

There was a joke in there?

imfallen_angel		2013-04-10 10:15:02 AM

We do the "oh, a piece of candy" joke all the time at home...

Still hasn't gotten old.

styckx		2013-04-10 10:15:41 AM

This thread reminds me of that time I auditioned for the part of Vickie from Small Wonder with Jamie Lee Curtis

KrispyKritter		2013-04-10 10:18:19 AM

Don't care. I love that man. He is a high watermark in acting. My two cents. I remember when he was playing bit parts as a street hood when he was really young. Jeff Goldblum was also cast as a two bit punk in some famous movies when he was an up coming. Love Jeff Goldblum too. Some days I just love everybody.

xria		2013-04-10 10:22:00 AM

Sorry, don't get it, is it a cultural reference to one of his films I haven't seen (or forgotten)?

Titanius Anglesmith		2013-04-10 10:33:46 AM

KrispyKritter: Don't care. I love that man. He is a high watermark in acting. My two cents. I remember when he was playing bit parts as a street hood when he was really young. Jeff Goldblum was also cast as a two bit punk in some famous movies when he was an up coming. Love Jeff Goldblum too. Some days I just love everybody.

How you doin?

PirateKing		2013-04-10 10:39:36 AM

It is, among other things, an ET reference. Which James Woods was not in.

Crewmannumber6		2013-04-10 10:44:38 AM

Can't we consider this as definitive proof that Family Guy is asinine?

Psycoholic_Slag		2013-04-10 10:56:22 AM

Crewmannumber6: Can't we consider this as definitive proof that Family Guy is asinine?

As a self-admitted ass, I LIKE asinine.

TheShavingofOccam123		2013-04-10 11:27:30 AM

Shut up, Mr. Woods, and work.

Work work work work work work work.

/You could out-Walken Walken...you're that good. But you don't work enough.

Contrabulous Flabtraption		2013-04-10 11:53:18 AM

I love James Woods Family Guy eps. It's silly fun. Probably my fav is where they cast JW in Brian's dramatic TV pilot.

The Muthaship		2013-04-10 11:57:26 AM

Played poker with him in a single table tournament a few years ago. He loves to talk. As long as he's talking about him.

TheShavingofOccam123		2013-04-10 12:01:44 PM

The Muthaship: Played poker with him in a single table tournament a few years ago. He loves to talk. As long as he's talking about him.

I don't know. There was this time Tom Snyder talked about himself then James Woods talked about Tom Snyder:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT6dhvfDtfY

/you can watch segment 1 for the Tom Snyder talking stuff if you want

Nana's Vibrator		2013-04-10 01:31:38 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Shut up, Mr. Woods, and work.

Work work work work work work work.

/You could out-Walken Walken...you're that good. But you don't work enough.

The Muthaship: Played poker with him in a single table tournament a few years ago. He loves to talk. As long as he's talking about him.

These 2 posts cancel each other out. He's constantly playing poker these days and talking. I haven't sat at his table but apparently he's not shy about whom or what he discusses.

The Muthaship		2013-04-10 01:35:04 PM

Nana's Vibrator: I haven't sat at his table but apparently he's not shy about whom or what he discusses.

He was on my immediate left. I don't think he took a breath. I didn't even let on I knew who he was at first (if I was famous, I'd want to be left alone as much as possible), but he kept rattling on. Even after I said, "Weren't you in that one cartoon?"

Never missed a beat...me me me me me....

Ed's Wood		2013-04-10 01:51:35 PM

The Muthaship: Played poker with him in a single table tournament a few years ago. He loves to talk. As long as he's talking about him.

I played 1 table over from him at the Bellagio once.
I could hear him chatting up the table from there.

Then his very young, surgically enhanced girlfriend entered the room wearing a skin tight t-shirt that said "I love my boyfriend" and I was too distracted to care what he had to say anymore.

miniflea		2013-04-10 02:22:38 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: Crewmannumber6: Can't we consider this as definitive proof that Family Guy is asinine?

As a self-admitted ass, I LIKE asinine.

I'll come right out and admit that the reason I think Family Guy is often funny is because it is so incredibly stupid. Caught the episode where Peter fakes Quagmire's death and pretends to have a toy dinosaur eat him while he hums the theme to Jurassic Park on tv the other day and I cracked up.

I eagerly await the lengthy treatise on why me finding that funny makes you better than me, rest of Fark.

jpo2269		2013-04-10 02:26:16 PM

I so don't get the joke...

Nana's Vibrator		2013-04-10 02:28:39 PM

miniflea:
I eagerly await the lengthy treatise on why me finding that funny makes you better than me, rest of Fark.

They're all just a bunch of evil pots and pans robots.

NuttierThanEver		2013-04-10 03:08:06 PM

The Muthaship: Nana's Vibrator: I haven't sat at his table but apparently he's not shy about whom or what he discusses.

He was on my immediate left. I don't think he took a breath. I didn't even let on I knew who he was at first (if I was famous, I'd want to be left alone as much as possible), but he kept rattling on. Even after I said, "Weren't you in that one cartoon?"

Never missed a beat...me me me me me....

R- as in Robert Loggia
O - as in Oh my god there's Robert Loggia

The Muthaship		2013-04-10 04:04:10 PM

Ed's Wood: I played 1 table over from him at the Bellagio once.

That's where I played with him, too.

Maybe you heard me try to get him to shut up, too.....

Lady Indica		2013-04-10 05:32:06 PM

The Muthaship: Ed's Wood: I played 1 table over from him at the Bellagio once.

That's where I played with him, too.

Maybe you heard me try to get him to shut up, too.....

Bet you didn't succeed. Did he tell you his 9/11 story?

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