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(Dawn) NewsFlash Pakistan trolls North Korea: "Oh a ballistic missile test on Wednesday - you mean like this?"   (dawn.com) divider line 87
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2013-04-10 09:08:01 AM
You're not helping.
 
2013-04-10 10:35:25 AM
Bastards.
 
2013-04-10 10:35:27 AM
totally a double dog dare
 
2013-04-10 10:36:23 AM
Is Kim Jung Douche so ronry? So ronry?
 
2013-04-10 10:37:33 AM
In the mean time.

nbnl.globalwhelming.com
 
2013-04-10 10:37:52 AM
Fatty Kim must be pouting.  That's too bad for the North Korean people, because when he pouts he takes it out on the political prisoners in his Glorious People's Rape Dungeon
 
2013-04-10 10:38:02 AM
What'evs, we'z a chargin' r laz0rs.
 
2013-04-10 10:38:04 AM
Nice.
 
2013-04-10 10:38:23 AM
Yeah, let's piss off India while we're at it.

What's wrong with a good old fashioned sabre rattling contest that might end a global nuclear exchange because some asshole's faulty radar equipment detected a missile launch that did not happen?
 
2013-04-10 10:38:26 AM
Just do it already.....
 
2013-04-10 10:38:32 AM
I love the way Obama pronounces "Pockisthan"
 
2013-04-10 10:39:05 AM
Wait, was North Korea just the mother-farking decoy?!

imnotatoy.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-10 10:39:11 AM
*sigh*

How do these idiots build these things? It's not like their populations all live in good conditions and go to school to learn scientastic things.

/barkeep... another suffering bastard.
 
2013-04-10 10:39:16 AM
And they have nukes.
 
2013-04-10 10:39:34 AM
Yowza, I did NOT see that one coming. Wonder if it was "Let's out-douche the Koreans" or "Let's embarrass the Koreans to suck up to America."

Hmmm...
 
2013-04-10 10:39:47 AM
www.dynamixwebdesign.com

/freakin' attention whores.
 
2013-04-10 10:40:05 AM
Oh well now isn't this a fresh bit of hell on Earth.

Naturally the Indians will be conducting tests of a similar, but longer range missile soon I'm sure.  Because Medieval level cultures need superior range and firepower....
 
2013-04-10 10:40:11 AM
heavyarmor.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-10 10:40:19 AM
Military intelligence suggests the Chinese are behind this, that we all check our soda drinks as well.
 
2013-04-10 10:40:46 AM

m1ke: I love the way Obama pronounces "Pockisthan"


Correctly?
 
2013-04-10 10:41:05 AM
Kim is just trying to raise his coinage on the international stage. I would say he has done a good job of it given all the bandwidth we have wasted on him.
 
2013-04-10 10:41:22 AM
Ok, who logged into WOPR to play "Global Thermonuclear War?"
 
2013-04-10 10:42:02 AM
just a bunch of prick waving
 
2013-04-10 10:42:10 AM

Rhino_man: Yowza, I did NOT see that one coming. Wonder if it was "Let's out-douche the Koreans" or "Let's embarrass the Koreans to suck up to America."

Hmmm...


It's like when one of the kids is being a total fark up and is therefore getting all of the attention, and then all of a sudden another child has to act out just because he is sick of being ignored.
 
2013-04-10 10:42:18 AM
Oh yes, Pakistan.  The country that harbored bin laden and his Taliban pals.  The country that Republicans got pissed off about when Obama authorized drone strikes in sanctuaries that probably existed with the full knowledge of the Pakistan government.
 
2013-04-10 10:42:20 AM

meanmutton: m1ke: I love the way Obama pronounces "Pockisthan"

Correctly?


Like Cuber?
 
2013-04-10 10:42:45 AM
It's been a while since I brushed up on International Time Zones. So, is "Wednesday" in Best Korea like, yesterday, today, or tomorrow?
 
2013-04-10 10:42:50 AM
s21.postimg.org
 
2013-04-10 10:42:58 AM
Live view of Best Korea missile launch:

Link
 
2013-04-10 10:43:02 AM

meanmutton: [heavyarmor.files.wordpress.com image 720x544]


Yeah, that was my first thought as well.
 
2013-04-10 10:43:19 AM
It went 900km, the one NK is talking about supposedly has the range of 2,000km
 
2013-04-10 10:43:44 AM

WMCB: Ok, who logged into WOPR to play "Global Thermonuclear War?"


A strange game the only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
 
2013-04-10 10:43:55 AM

ltdanman44: just a bunch of prick waving


It can be an awesome thing sometimes. Everyone should have a few tests then look at NK and say "We're WAITING!"
 
2013-04-10 10:44:07 AM

Jake Havechek: Yeah, let's piss off India while we're at it.

What's wrong with a good old fashioned sabre rattling contest that might end a global nuclear exchange because some asshole's faulty radar equipment detected a missile launch that did not happen?


It is definitely not a good time to release 99 red balloons
 
2013-04-10 10:44:22 AM
GODDAMN IT PAKISTAN! Shut the hell up and sit still or we're turning this build-up to nuclear war around.
 
2013-04-10 10:44:26 AM

James!: And they have nukes.


That will actually fit on a missile.
 
2013-04-10 10:45:30 AM
Since the old one was getting a bit tired

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-10 10:45:35 AM

WMCB: Ok, who logged into WOPR to play "Global Thermonuclear War?"


Sorry, my project got cancelled and I have nothing to do until next week.
 
2013-04-10 10:46:38 AM

Pangit: It went 900km, the one NK is talking about supposedly has the range of 2,000km

dailyreckoning.com
 
2013-04-10 10:46:52 AM

hdhale: Oh well now isn't this a fresh bit of hell on Earth.

Naturally the Indians will be conducting tests of a similar, but longer range missile soon I'm sure.  Because Medieval level cultures need superior range and firepower....


That's how medieval cultures roll. Might makes right.
 
2013-04-10 10:46:57 AM
You know a while back, I was wondering if the big surprise we were waiting on was that North Korea had an ally or two. -We all know Un is crazy, but he went to school in Europe, so he can't be *that* stupid.

I mean, think about it... If North Korea starts something and gets wiped off the map, who's next? So why wouldn't Pakistan, Iran or whoever want to join in with them?

Don't be surprised if you see an announcement about some sort of alliance (with someone) in the coming weeks.

Yes, yes, I know there are a million reasons why they *wouldn't* join together, but it would certainly make an interesting "surprise".
 
2013-04-10 10:47:17 AM

Marine1: *sigh*

How do these idiots build these things? It's not like their populations all live in good conditions and go to school to learn scientastic things.

/barkeep... another suffering bastard.


The same as us. You don't have to give ALL the people a higher education, just the ones with potential. The rest can go about their merry little lives sans astrophysics and quantum mechanics. The harder part is manufacturing the components to the tight tolerances and with specific alloys. But if you have the right connections you can get that stuff from China.
 
2013-04-10 10:48:42 AM

Oldiron_79: WMCB: Ok, who logged into WOPR to play "Global Thermonuclear War?"

A strange game the only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?


I routinely beat computers at Tic-Tac-Toe.  That the kid couldn't beat WOPR even once was a bit of Hollywood silliness.  I'll admit though it's hard to win a game when the director insists that it always end in a big screen flash to simulate a nuclear bomb going off.
 
2013-04-10 10:49:13 AM
Something happened, so it's a troll
 
2013-04-10 10:50:31 AM
 i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-10 10:50:42 AM

Nurglitch: hdhale: Oh well now isn't this a fresh bit of hell on Earth.

Naturally the Indians will be conducting tests of a similar, but longer range missile soon I'm sure.  Because Medieval level cultures need superior range and firepower....

That's how medieval cultures roll. Might makes right.


Crap, there are elements in every society, not necessarily, the ones in power, mind you, that are stuck in medieval culture.

I'm getting older and i'm getting more cynical.
 
2013-04-10 10:51:57 AM

Nurglitch: hdhale: Oh well now isn't this a fresh bit of hell on Earth.

Naturally the Indians will be conducting tests of a similar, but longer range missile soon I'm sure.  Because Medieval level cultures need superior range and firepower....

That's how medieval cultures roll. Might makes right.


And the sad part is that in 100 or so years, barring them blowing each other up into a radioactive dust cloud, they'll rule the world simply by out breeding us.
 
2013-04-10 10:52:14 AM

ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 390x265]


jamesboard.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-10 10:54:17 AM
Pakistan:

images.wikia.com
 
2013-04-10 10:56:32 AM
Oh.

Joy.
 
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