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2013-04-10 01:31:51 AM
Justice, at long last!
 
2013-04-10 01:42:33 AM
The question is, "Will the Blaze cover it?"
 
2013-04-10 01:49:53 AM
Wouldn't that be nice.
 
2013-04-10 01:58:20 AM
Subby, don't tease us.
 
2013-04-10 02:36:47 AM
I think that might be a bit under the radar for some, subby, but maybe someone can provide a link.  Outstanding all the same!
 
2013-04-10 10:55:48 AM
I lol'd
 
2013-04-10 11:10:05 AM
I mean, what if they really did?  I am not saying I would throw a party and dance about shouting "Yes! Yes!", I am just asking questions.
 
2013-04-10 11:18:27 AM
But who will promote buying gold and bomb shelters now?
 
2013-04-10 11:28:20 AM
This is so beautiful.  Subby, you magnificent bastard!
 
2013-04-10 11:58:42 AM
Bravo Subby, bravo.
 
2013-04-10 11:59:24 AM
That's the guy who took the rap.  The real murdering rapist is still at large.
 
2013-04-10 11:59:43 AM
*golf clap
 
2013-04-10 12:01:49 PM
I'm not saying that he was brutally gang raped by AIDS-ridden gang members for months on end before being executed, but if it did happen, we have the right to know.
 
2013-04-10 12:02:02 PM
Thanks one whole Farking lot for getting my hopes up.
 
2013-04-10 12:03:51 PM
i878.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-10 12:04:07 PM
If he had moved to Detroit, no one would have ever noticed him.
 
2013-04-10 12:04:16 PM
"If I hadn't raped you, you wouldn't have lived," he told Newman's fiancee, Connie Hilton, in the moments before the single lethal dose of pentobarbital was administered. "I didn't kill Mr. Newman and I didn't rob your house.
"I was just there. ... I'm sorry for what you've gone through. It wasn't me that harmed and stole all of your stuff," he said to Hilton, who stood behind a glass window a few feet away. The Associated Press normally does not name rape victims, but Hilton, 63, agreed to be identified.
Lewis said the two people responsible for Newman's killing are still alive. He didn't identify them.


Glenn Beck sounds insane.
 
2013-04-10 12:06:02 PM
Why you gotta bust balls like that. Here I got my hopes up
 
2013-04-10 12:07:58 PM
Well done subby.
 
2013-04-10 12:10:35 PM
Well, this is interesting:

FTFA:  If I hadn't raped you, you wouldn't have lived," he told Newman's fiancee,Connie Hilton, in the moments before the single lethal dose of pentobarbital was administered. "I didn't kill Mr. Newman and I didn't rob your house.

They've gone away from giving the traditional three drug cocktails, and are now just giving one big-ass dose of anesthetic agent.
 
2013-04-10 12:12:53 PM
Does it have anything to do with the rape and murder of a young girl in 1990?

/DNRTFA
 
2013-04-10 12:15:01 PM
HA!
 
2013-04-10 12:15:28 PM
we need to do this MOAR!
 
2013-04-10 12:16:45 PM
It is one of the few states that allow execution of the mentally feeble.
 
2013-04-10 12:17:41 PM
context headline of the year
 
2013-04-10 12:18:58 PM
What about the singing woodland creatures?

/ can't be obscure
 
2013-04-10 12:21:01 PM
Mistaken identity.

Now go get the real one.
 
2013-04-10 12:21:06 PM

GenePoolinWV: Does it have anything to do with the rape and murder of a young girl in 1990?

/DNRTFA


Yes, as a matter of fact.
 
2013-04-10 12:21:27 PM
github.com
 
2013-04-10 12:23:11 PM

tom baker's scarf: It is one of the few states that allow execution of the mentally feeble.


Is that why so many farkers hate Texas? they are afraid of being arrested there?
 
2013-04-10 12:23:47 PM

Rapmaster2000: "If I hadn't raped you, you wouldn't have lived," he told Newman's fiancee, Connie Hilton, in the moments before the single lethal dose of pentobarbital was administered. "I didn't kill Mr. Newman and I didn't rob your house.
"I was just there. ... I'm sorry for what you've gone through. It wasn't me that harmed and stole all of your stuff," he said to Hilton, who stood behind a glass window a few feet away. The Associated Press normally does not name rape victims, but Hilton, 63, agreed to be identified.
Lewis said the two people responsible for Newman's killing are still alive. He didn't identify them.

Glenn Beck sounds insane.


Thank goodness such a concerned citizen was there to rape that woman before she could be killed. Really, thank you, Jesus, for giving that man the erection he needed to save a life. You really don't see selfless acts like that anymore.

/what a sack of shiat
 
2013-04-10 12:27:41 PM
Am I the only one who doesn't get the reference? what does this have to do with glenn beck?
 
2013-04-10 12:27:52 PM
http://www.deathpenaltyinfo.org/documents/ESPYname.pdf

Huh. Turns out, the US has never executes somebody named Glenn Beck. And only 3 people named Beck.
 
hej
2013-04-10 12:30:19 PM

Lee451: tom baker's scarf: It is one of the few states that allow execution of the mentally feeble.

Is that why so many farkers hate Texas? they are afraid of being arrested there?


- GWB is from Texas.
- They're massively conservative and pro gun.
- They somehow have the ability to dictate education standards to the rest of the country, and like to use that to further creationist world views (and presumably other evangelical quackery).
- The perception is that they're second only to Florida for being a source general stupidity and craziness.  Usually with a strong redneck flavor.
- You've probably heard of Rick Perry.
 
2013-04-10 12:31:07 PM

Omnivorous: Mistaken identity.

Now go get the real one.


How do you figure that? Because the dude said so? He also said he saved her life with his uninvited dick insertion, so I'm not about to give his words much weight.
 
hej
2013-04-10 12:31:19 PM

xen0blue: Am I the only one who doesn't get the reference? what does this have to do with glenn beck?


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2013-04-10 12:31:32 PM

xen0blue: Am I the only one who doesn't get the reference? what does this have to do with glenn beck?


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Really?
 
2013-04-10 12:31:36 PM
Bravo Subby
 
2013-04-10 12:32:50 PM

hardinparamedic: They've gone away from giving the traditional three drug cocktails, and are now just giving one big-ass dose of anesthetic agent.


Its actually more humane, the three drug cocktail when administered the way it was there were possibilities the person being executed would never fully be out.
 
2013-04-10 12:40:02 PM

Lee451: tom baker's scarf: It is one of the few states that allow execution of the mentally feeble.

Is that why so many farkers hate Texas? they are afraid of being arrested there?


I don't know about the rest, but I hate Texas mainly because of Texans. I'm also not a fan of hot and dry places.

/San Antonio, I like.
//Dallas, though, and Houston. Whoof.
 
2013-04-10 12:41:20 PM

xen0blue: Am I the only one who doesn't get the reference? what does this have to do with glenn beck?


Bookmark this site.
 
2013-04-10 12:45:04 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: hardinparamedic: They've gone away from giving the traditional three drug cocktails, and are now just giving one big-ass dose of anesthetic agent.

Its actually more humane, the three drug cocktail when administered the way it was there were possibilities the person being executed would never fully be out.


I've not had coffee so I'm too lazy to go look it up, but wasn't the reason that one of the drugs was in short supply in the US and/or because the manufacturer of it wouldn't sell for executions?

/not a fan of the DP but isn't going to shed any tears for this asshat
 
2013-04-10 12:54:16 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: hardinparamedic: They've gone away from giving the traditional three drug cocktails, and are now just giving one big-ass dose of anesthetic agent.

Its actually more humane, the three drug cocktail when administered the way it was there were possibilities the person being executed would never fully be out.


It's an execution. I fail to see anything humane about it.
 
2013-04-10 01:03:51 PM
The5thElement:

It's an execution. I fail to see anything humane about it.

Exactly,  everything must live and be treated with dignity in perpetuity no matter how much pain and suffering it has or causes onto others.

Seriously though:  The guy all but begged to be executed in his final statements.
 
2013-04-10 01:10:30 PM

Lady Indica: I've not had coffee so I'm too lazy to go look it up, but wasn't the reason that one of the drugs was in short supply in the US and/or because the manufacturer of it wouldn't sell for executions?


Yup. It's made in Europe and Europe does not allow the export of materials for murder.
 
2013-04-10 01:19:22 PM

hardinparamedic: Well, this is interesting:

FTFA:  If I hadn't raped you, you wouldn't have lived," he told Newman's fiancee,Connie Hilton, in the moments before the single lethal dose of pentobarbital was administered. "I didn't kill Mr. Newman and I didn't rob your house.

They've gone away from giving the traditional three drug cocktails, and are now just giving one big-ass dose of anesthetic agent.


Cheaper that way.  They buy it in bulk at Costco.
 
2013-04-10 01:22:29 PM

Lee451: tom baker's scarf: It is one of the few states that allow execution of the mentally feeble.

Is that why so many farkers hate Texas? they are afraid of being arrested there?


No one hates Texas.  Now, Texans, on the other hand...
 
2013-04-10 01:23:48 PM
Get the joke right, it was Bob Sagat who raped and murdered a girl in 1990.
 
2013-04-10 01:25:22 PM
Been on Fark way too long.....I laughed my ass off at the Farkline.

Bet they didn't use the electric chair....the tears would have electrocuted all in the prison
 
2013-04-10 01:29:15 PM
Oh subby.
 
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