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		Typical Drink: Obscure micro-brews, including one that they brew right on the premises that smells like a diseased elephant sh**ting out a dead cat (guyism.com)		31
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MaxxLarge		2013-04-10 10:47:04 AM

I'm fairly certain I don't want to know what their basis of reference is for that comparison.

Lando Lincoln		2013-04-10 11:51:58 AM

That article was the equivalent of sitting in a bar that has open mic night going on and there's a drunk girl reading a poem from her iPhone and she keeps pausing and cursing because her screen keeps going dark.

busy chillin'		2013-04-10 12:25:37 PM

what a CSB...

cool stereotypes bro

busy chillin'		2013-04-10 12:26:44 PM

prolly obvs...but my comment was towards the "author" of that "article"

DB		2013-04-10 12:34:13 PM

RIP Mars Bar. The "welcome" sign is sarcasm.

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Jake Havechek		2013-04-10 12:41:26 PM

Belgian ale? That's pretty much piss.

Nana's Vibrator		2013-04-10 12:41:45 PM

As always, subby is years behind. The best microbrew, of which none of you pedants have ever heard, is brewed on the premises of a diseased elephant that shiat out a living cat. God.

The Snow Dog		2013-04-10 12:59:04 PM

Wow.

Was that article supposed to be funny? I felt like the author intended for me to be laughing, but it just made me want to poke myself in the gut with a firebrand.

Bah.

Halfmast Trousers		2013-04-10 01:11:10 PM

That article tried too hard and failed.
Reminds me of a writer friend who seems to have no ear for language, yet makes sure everyone knows she's a "writer."

uncleacid		2013-04-10 01:14:00 PM

They left out the you're barred from this bar,bar.

bedizzo		2013-04-10 01:15:34 PM

Jake Havechek: Belgian ale? That's pretty much piss.

Oh god. I had a Bavarian hefeweizen at a tasting room that changed my life. So, I picked up a bottle of Belgian ale to take home, thinking I would continue expanding my world beer horizons.

I dumped the bottle down the sink after the first three sips. I've made better beer with tap water in a Mr. Beer home kit.

Likwit		2013-04-10 01:20:05 PM

Trying wayyyyy too hard.

jigger		2013-04-10 01:21:37 PM

3 Gay Bar
Typical Drink: The same drinks they have everywhere else [but stronger, in a real glass, and usually cheaper], you bigot. Oh, and Appletinis.

Odd Bird		2013-04-10 01:28:24 PM

jigger: 3 Gay Bar
Typical Drink: The same drinks they have everywhere else [but stronger, in a real glass, and usually cheaper], you bigot. Oh, and Appletinis.

Sounds like I need a ~~new~~ pair of chaps.

cptjeff		2013-04-10 01:30:30 PM

jigger: [but stronger, in a real glass, and usually cheaper]

Hmm, do gay guys tend to get pissed when straight guys come in and pretend, in order to get themselves a few free drinks?

WinoRhino		2013-04-10 01:40:13 PM

Otherwise known as "Oranjeboom."

i upped my meds-up yours		2013-04-10 01:46:14 PM

Nana's Vibrator: As always, subby is years behind. The best microbrew, of which none of you pedants have ever heard, is brewed on the premises of a deceased elephant that shiat out a living cat god.

FTFY. You win the hipster relativity contest. Unless you are a bee-keeping unicorn.

The Goddamn Batman		2013-04-10 01:47:51 PM

Your blog sucks.

NASAM		2013-04-10 01:50:48 PM

That was terrible, and in no way funny or accurate.

That "writer" should find a new profession.

Saborlas		2013-04-10 01:57:21 PM

大象爆炸式的拉肚子

rkiller1		2013-04-10 02:04:08 PM

DB: RIP Mars Bar. The "welcome" sign is sarcasm.

What the inside of a Mars Bar might look like

elffster		2013-04-10 02:05:24 PM

Pfttt......Im not even reading the article if its not about the dive bar in Memphis:

The Beer Joint.

tuna fingers		2013-04-10 02:10:24 PM

DB: RIP Mars Bar. The "welcome" sign is sarcasm.

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Don't move too slow, 'cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop, do punk rock

Hal5423		2013-04-10 02:27:23 PM

WinoRhino: Otherwise known as "Oranjeboom."

Yeah, that stuff is absolute piss. Amazing that Breda, a place so close to the Belgian border, could have a brewery that produces that god-awful swill!

GORDON		2013-04-10 02:31:10 PM

I love articles that are about people written by a person that clearly doesn't like people.

pute kisses like a man		2013-04-10 02:31:27 PM

this is not the first time someone posted an anti-bar article. are farkers still hungover from the fark party? or is there some new prohibition movement that's trying to pick up steam on the internets?

Hal5423		2013-04-10 02:34:28 PM

Hal5423: WinoRhino: Otherwise known as "Oranjeboom."

Yeah, that stuff is absolute piss. Amazing that Breda, a place so close to the Belgian border, could have a brewery that produces that god-awful swill!

Whoops, forgot to check wikipedia before I posted: In 2004, it was closed by InBev, Interbrew's successor. Production was moved to the Dommelsch brewery where production techniques shifted and new ingredients were used.

TheShavingofOccam123		2013-04-10 02:34:41 PM

Yes, Subby, but is it QUADRUPLE HOPPED FOR HOURS AT A TIME DURING BREWING, POURED INTO A BOTTLE STUFFED WITH HOPS, THEN DRY HOPPED WHEN POURED INTO A GLASS?

Otherwise, I'll have to pass.

Bruxellensis		2013-04-10 02:35:13 PM

ITT: I brag about not liking complex beers that connoisseurs like. Your beer sucks. My simple tastes are better than your tastes.

oakleym82		2013-04-10 02:35:47 PM

that article is bad and the author should feel bad.

/i'm a traveling businessman and #7 did make me snort

Hal5423		2013-04-10 02:36:07 PM

jigger: 3 Gay Bar
Typical Drink: The same drinks they have everywhere else [but stronger, in a real glass, and usually cheaper], you bigot. Oh, and Appletinis.

I noticed that myself. It seems like the author was just trying to make a politically correct point instead of trying to make an actual observation about the drinks or conversation. He's clearly never even been in a gay bar.

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