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(Guyism)   Typical Drink: Obscure micro-brews, including one that they brew right on the premises that smells like a diseased elephant sh**ting out a dead cat   (guyism.com) divider line 46
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2013-04-10 10:47:04 AM
I'm fairly certain I don't want to know what their basis of reference is for that comparison.
 
2013-04-10 11:51:58 AM
That article was the equivalent of sitting in a bar that has open mic night going on and there's a drunk girl reading a poem from her iPhone and she keeps pausing and cursing because her screen keeps going dark.
 
2013-04-10 12:25:37 PM
what a CSB...

cool stereotypes bro
 
2013-04-10 12:26:44 PM
prolly obvs...but my comment was towards the "author" of that "article"
 
DB
2013-04-10 12:34:13 PM
RIP Mars Bar. The "welcome" sign is sarcasm.

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2013-04-10 12:41:26 PM
Belgian ale?  That's pretty much piss.
 
2013-04-10 12:41:45 PM
As always, subby is years behind.  The best microbrew, of which none of you pedants have ever heard, is brewed on the premises of a diseased elephant that shiat out a living cat.  God.
 
2013-04-10 12:59:04 PM
Wow.

Was that article supposed to be funny? I felt like the author intended for me to be laughing, but it just made me want to poke myself in the gut with a firebrand.

Bah.
 
2013-04-10 01:11:10 PM
That article tried too hard and failed.
Reminds me of a writer friend who seems to have no ear for language, yet makes sure everyone knows she's a "writer."
 
2013-04-10 01:14:00 PM
They left out the you're barred from this bar,bar.
 
2013-04-10 01:15:34 PM

Jake Havechek: Belgian ale?  That's pretty much piss.


Oh god. I had a Bavarian hefeweizen at a tasting room that changed my life. So, I picked up a bottle of Belgian ale to take home, thinking I would continue expanding my world beer horizons.

I dumped the bottle down the sink after the first three sips. I've made better beer with tap water in a Mr. Beer home kit.
 
2013-04-10 01:20:05 PM
Trying wayyyyy too hard.
 
2013-04-10 01:21:37 PM
3 Gay Bar
Typical Drink: The same drinks they have everywhere else [but stronger, in a real glass, and usually cheaper], you bigot. Oh, and Appletinis.
 
2013-04-10 01:28:24 PM

jigger: 3 Gay Bar
Typical Drink: The same drinks they have everywhere else [but stronger, in a real glass, and usually cheaper], you bigot. Oh, and Appletinis.


Sounds like I need a new pair of chaps.
 
2013-04-10 01:30:30 PM

jigger: [but stronger, in a real glass, and usually cheaper]


Hmm, do gay guys tend to get pissed when straight guys come in and pretend, in order to get themselves a few free drinks?
 
2013-04-10 01:40:13 PM
Otherwise known as "Oranjeboom."
 
2013-04-10 01:46:14 PM

Nana's Vibrator: As always, subby is years behind.  The best microbrew, of which none of you pedants have ever heard, is brewed on the premises of a deceased elephant that shiat out a living cat god.


FTFY. You win the hipster relativity contest. Unless you are a bee-keeping unicorn.
 
2013-04-10 01:47:51 PM
Your blog sucks.
 
2013-04-10 01:50:48 PM
That was terrible, and in no way funny or accurate.

That "writer" should find a new profession.
 
2013-04-10 01:57:21 PM
大象爆炸式的拉肚子
 
2013-04-10 02:04:08 PM

DB: RIP Mars Bar. The "welcome" sign is sarcasm.



What the inside of a Mars Bar might look like
blog.24sevenpro.com
 
2013-04-10 02:05:24 PM
Pfttt......Im not even reading the article if its not about the dive bar in Memphis:

The Beer Joint.
 
2013-04-10 02:10:24 PM

DB: RIP Mars Bar. The "welcome" sign is sarcasm.

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Don't move too slow, 'cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop, do punk rock
 
2013-04-10 02:27:23 PM

WinoRhino: Otherwise known as "Oranjeboom."


Yeah, that stuff is absolute piss. Amazing that Breda, a place so close to the Belgian border, could have a brewery that produces that god-awful swill!
 
2013-04-10 02:31:10 PM
I love articles that are about people written by a person that clearly doesn't like people.
 
2013-04-10 02:31:27 PM
this is not the first time someone posted an anti-bar article.  are farkers still hungover from the fark party?  or is there some new prohibition movement that's trying to pick up steam on the internets?
 
2013-04-10 02:34:28 PM

Hal5423: WinoRhino: Otherwise known as "Oranjeboom."

Yeah, that stuff is absolute piss. Amazing that Breda, a place so close to the Belgian border, could have a brewery that produces that god-awful swill!


Whoops, forgot to check wikipedia before I posted: In 2004, it was closed by InBev, Interbrew's successor. Production was moved to the Dommelsch brewery where production techniques shifted and new ingredients were used.
 
2013-04-10 02:34:41 PM
Yes, Subby, but is it QUADRUPLE HOPPED FOR HOURS AT A TIME DURING BREWING, POURED INTO A BOTTLE STUFFED WITH HOPS, THEN DRY HOPPED WHEN POURED INTO A GLASS?

Otherwise, I'll have to pass.
 
2013-04-10 02:35:13 PM
ITT: I brag about not liking complex beers that connoisseurs like.  Your beer sucks.  My simple tastes are better than your tastes.
 
2013-04-10 02:35:47 PM
that article is bad and the author should feel bad.

/i'm a traveling businessman and #7 did make me snort
 
2013-04-10 02:36:07 PM

jigger: 3 Gay Bar
Typical Drink: The same drinks they have everywhere else [but stronger, in a real glass, and usually cheaper], you bigot. Oh, and Appletinis.


I noticed that myself. It seems like the author was just trying to make a politically correct point instead of trying to make an actual observation about the drinks or conversation. He's clearly never even been in a gay bar.
 
2013-04-10 02:59:30 PM

DB: RIP Mars Bar. The "welcome" sign is sarcasm.

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Well, that's all I was going to add to the comments on this shiatty list. Beat me to it.
 
2013-04-10 03:00:22 PM
I've moved on to artisanal liquor. Available only from the finest back alley emporiums.
 
2013-04-10 03:05:09 PM

Buck Henderson: DB: RIP Mars Bar. The "welcome" sign is sarcasm.

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Well, that's all I was going to add to the comments on this shiatty list. Beat me to it.


RIP mars bar, long live Saturn Bar!

thehandshakemagazine.com
 
2013-04-10 03:42:44 PM

Hal5423: Hal5423: WinoRhino: Otherwise known as "Oranjeboom."

Yeah, that stuff is absolute piss. Amazing that Breda, a place so close to the Belgian border, could have a brewery that produces that god-awful swill!

Whoops, forgot to check wikipedia before I posted: In 2004, it was closed by InBev, Interbrew's successor. Production was moved to the Dommelsch brewery where production techniques shifted and new ingredients were used.


As I often times have to point out, Just because the beer is from Belgium, doesn't mean it is any good

and as for the Gay bars? I often hang out in them when sales calls for the beer I help make. Gay folk are just like any folk, and they tend to be DINKs with a great deal of expendable income.
if it skeezes you out to go into one and hangout, the issue is usually yours.
if someone offers to purchase you a drink, you should be gracious and thankful. You are not obligated to blow them
 
2013-04-10 03:42:53 PM

cptjeff: Hmm, do gay guys tend to get pissed when straight guys come in and pretend, in order to get themselves a few free drinks?


Do straight guys get pissed when gay girls come in and pretend, in order to get themselves a few free drinks?

If you're just wanting cheap drinks and don't care about the company, then buy a bottle of cheap whiskey and drink it home, alone.  Otherwise, don't go in meaning to be an asshole - especially not if you're falsely advertising your asshole as being available.   If a girl had no intention of having absolutely any contact at all with someone after a "date" was over, and was just there for a free meal, what would you think of that?
 
2013-04-10 03:48:27 PM
Well...for the most part, in their defense, my favorite bars are the "good Beer Bars" (Think Hamiltons in San Diego, Pizza Port in Carlsbad, CA; Hop Leaf in Chicago)that have a nice selection of local microbrews plus the heavy hitters in the craft brew market.  Not because of the great beer (it is important though) but because in a short time you can strike up a reasonable intelligent conversation about beer, and life in general, with the stranger next to you and be on the way to a good time in a strange city without knowing a soul.

OK, OK....there was the time in Dallas at Strangeways (great beer bar by the way) that some twit went on and on about the growing importance of becoming a Cicerone, that each bar or restaurant should seek to hire one, that it was as respectable a role as a Sommelier...I finally interupted him and said the last thing any good beer bar needs is some certified beer snob trying to tell me what beer to pair with my bacon cheeseburger.  Beer is good food that goes with just about any good food...end of story.

But yeah, Beer Bars rule
 
2013-04-10 03:48:36 PM

Cerebral Knievel: if someone offers to purchase you a drink, you should be gracious and thankful. You are not obligated to blow them


NOW you tell me.
 
2013-04-10 03:54:04 PM
I'm a bar fly ... the article was accurate but only through a very cynical lens.
 
2013-04-10 04:05:41 PM
uhhh, I think a blowjob is the going rate.
 
2013-04-10 04:34:17 PM
Latona Pub, Green Lake, Seattle WA.  That's a great craft brew pub.
 
2013-04-10 05:11:03 PM

pute kisses like a man: Buck Henderson: DB: RIP Mars Bar. The "welcome" sign is sarcasm.

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Well, that's all I was going to add to the comments on this shiatty list. Beat me to it.

RIP mars bar, long live Saturn Bar!

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That looks like Milwaukee.
I mean, that looks like EVERY corner in Milwaukee.
 
2013-04-10 06:11:00 PM
Stereotyping and Profiling in that Red Neck Bar description.

It's not  "oh shiat a fight"

It's " ... 'bout damn time. FIGHT!"
 
2013-04-10 07:26:25 PM
Elephant piss is a good description of most of the microbrews today. I want beer, not your over engineered swill.
 
2013-04-10 10:43:25 PM

desertfool: Elephant piss is a good description of most of the microbrews today. I want beer, not your over engineered swill.


So how what microbrews are you drinking to have such an astute opinion?  And are you breaking them out by style, or is your blanket statement such that anything that doesn't taste like bud light is "swill"?
 
2013-04-11 02:01:35 AM
15. Goth Bar

www.urban75.org

Who you'll find there: A random mix of dressed down Goths, random street urchins, Hipsters seeking authenticity, and the occasional dressed up Goth tourist (e.g. Me!) in a frocked poet shirt, velvet pants, and steel toed boots. ( :-P )

Typical Drink: Cheap Wine, Cheap Absinthe (expensively priced though), PBR for the Hipster adventurer, and random choices of beer

You might hear: A random mix involving Siouxsie and the Banshees, Christian Death, Bauhaus, Dead Can Dance, Skinny Puppy, VNV Nation, and other goth club staples along with the random Nirvana or Stone Temple Pilots song thrown in there

/P.S. - Rest In peace 'Raven Bar NYC'
//wish there was an all day bar that took it's place but alas
///anyone know of any similar bars like this in the US because there are none like what Raven was in NYC or NJ since it burnt down
 
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