what a CSB...

cool stereotypes bro

prolly obvs...but my comment was towards the "author" of that "article"

RIP Mars Bar. The "welcome" sign is sarcasm.

Belgian ale?  That's pretty much piss.

As always, subby is years behind.  The best microbrew, of which none of you pedants have ever heard, is brewed on the premises of a diseased elephant that shiat out a living cat.  God.

Wow.

Was that article supposed to be funny? I felt like the author intended for me to be laughing, but it just made me want to poke myself in the gut with a firebrand.

Bah.

They left out the you're barred from this bar,bar.

Jake Havechek: Belgian ale?  That's pretty much piss.

Oh god. I had a Bavarian hefeweizen at a tasting room that changed my life. So, I picked up a bottle of Belgian ale to take home, thinking I would continue expanding my world beer horizons.

I dumped the bottle down the sink after the first three sips. I've made better beer with tap water in a Mr. Beer home kit.

Trying wayyyyy too hard.

3 Gay Bar
Typical Drink: The same drinks they have everywhere else [but stronger, in a real glass, and usually cheaper], you bigot. Oh, and Appletinis.

jigger: 3 Gay Bar
Typical Drink: The same drinks they have everywhere else [but stronger, in a real glass, and usually cheaper], you bigot. Oh, and Appletinis.

Sounds like I need a new pair of chaps.

Otherwise known as "Oranjeboom."

Nana's Vibrator: As always, subby is years behind.  The best microbrew, of which none of you pedants have ever heard, is brewed on the premises of a deceased elephant that shiat out a living cat god.

FTFY. You win the hipster relativity contest. Unless you are a bee-keeping unicorn.

Your blog sucks.

That was terrible, and in no way funny or accurate.

That "writer" should find a new profession.

DB: RIP Mars Bar. The "welcome" sign is sarcasm.


What the inside of a Mars Bar might look like

Pfttt......Im not even reading the article if its not about the dive bar in Memphis:

The Beer Joint.

DB: RIP Mars Bar. The "welcome" sign is sarcasm.

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Don't move too slow, 'cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop, do punk rock

WinoRhino: Otherwise known as "Oranjeboom."

Yeah, that stuff is absolute piss. Amazing that Breda, a place so close to the Belgian border, could have a brewery that produces that god-awful swill!

I love articles that are about people written by a person that clearly doesn't like people.

this is not the first time someone posted an anti-bar article.  are farkers still hungover from the fark party?  or is there some new prohibition movement that's trying to pick up steam on the internets?

Hal5423: WinoRhino: Otherwise known as "Oranjeboom."

Yeah, that stuff is absolute piss. Amazing that Breda, a place so close to the Belgian border, could have a brewery that produces that god-awful swill!

Whoops, forgot to check wikipedia before I posted: In 2004, it was closed by InBev, Interbrew's successor. Production was moved to the Dommelsch brewery where production techniques shifted and new ingredients were used.

Yes, Subby, but is it QUADRUPLE HOPPED FOR HOURS AT A TIME DURING BREWING, POURED INTO A BOTTLE STUFFED WITH HOPS, THEN DRY HOPPED WHEN POURED INTO A GLASS?

Otherwise, I'll have to pass.

ITT: I brag about not liking complex beers that connoisseurs like.  Your beer sucks.  My simple tastes are better than your tastes.

that article is bad and the author should feel bad.

/i'm a traveling businessman and #7 did make me snort

jigger: 3 Gay Bar
Typical Drink: The same drinks they have everywhere else [but stronger, in a real glass, and usually cheaper], you bigot. Oh, and Appletinis.

I noticed that myself. It seems like the author was just trying to make a politically correct point instead of trying to make an actual observation about the drinks or conversation. He's clearly never even been in a gay bar.

DB: RIP Mars Bar. The "welcome" sign is sarcasm.

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Well, that's all I was going to add to the comments on this shiatty list. Beat me to it.

I've moved on to artisanal liquor. Available only from the finest back alley emporiums.

Buck Henderson: DB: RIP Mars Bar. The "welcome" sign is sarcasm.

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Well, that's all I was going to add to the comments on this shiatty list. Beat me to it.

RIP mars bar, long live Saturn Bar!

cptjeff: Hmm, do gay guys tend to get pissed when straight guys come in and pretend, in order to get themselves a few free drinks?

Do straight guys get pissed when gay girls come in and pretend, in order to get themselves a few free drinks?

If you're just wanting cheap drinks and don't care about the company, then buy a bottle of cheap whiskey and drink it home, alone.  Otherwise, don't go in meaning to be an asshole - especially not if you're falsely advertising your asshole as being available.   If a girl had no intention of having absolutely any contact at all with someone after a "date" was over, and was just there for a free meal, what would you think of that?

Well...for the most part, in their defense, my favorite bars are the "good Beer Bars" (Think Hamiltons in San Diego, Pizza Port in Carlsbad, CA; Hop Leaf in Chicago)that have a nice selection of local microbrews plus the heavy hitters in the craft brew market.  Not because of the great beer (it is important though) but because in a short time you can strike up a reasonable intelligent conversation about beer, and life in general, with the stranger next to you and be on the way to a good time in a strange city without knowing a soul.

OK, OK....there was the time in Dallas at Strangeways (great beer bar by the way) that some twit went on and on about the growing importance of becoming a Cicerone, that each bar or restaurant should seek to hire one, that it was as respectable a role as a Sommelier...I finally interupted him and said the last thing any good beer bar needs is some certified beer snob trying to tell me what beer to pair with my bacon cheeseburger.  Beer is good food that goes with just about any good food...end of story.

But yeah, Beer Bars rule

uhhh, I think a blowjob is the going rate.

Latona Pub, Green Lake, Seattle WA.  That's a great craft brew pub.

Stereotyping and Profiling in that Red Neck Bar description.

It's not  "oh shiat a fight"

It's " ... 'bout damn time. FIGHT!"

Elephant piss is a good description of most of the microbrews today. I want beer, not your over engineered swill.

desertfool: Elephant piss is a good description of most of the microbrews today. I want beer, not your over engineered swill.

So how what microbrews are you drinking to have such an astute opinion?  And are you breaking them out by style, or is your blanket statement such that anything that doesn't taste like bud light is "swill"?