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		Texas based Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill chain, going with truth in advertising trademarks the term 'Breastaurant' (examiner.com)		40
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Englebert Slaptyback		2013-04-10 07:51:12 AM

4 votes:

phenn

There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.

Testostaurant?

numbone		2013-04-10 08:26:25 AM

3 votes:

In case getting a golden shower in a mall becomes a thing, I'm jumping on board with "peeosk".

hitlersbrain		2013-04-10 09:49:42 AM

2 votes:

phenn: There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.

The traditional term would be 'Gay Bar'.

The Pope of Manwich Village		2013-04-10 09:08:00 AM

2 votes:

I just trademarked "Teatery."

Ramien		2013-04-10 09:00:21 AM

2 votes:

phenn: There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.

Beefstro.

abhorrent1		2013-04-10 08:53:12 AM

2 votes:

GISing Breastaurant returns awesomeness.

thebreastaurantreport.files.wordpress.com

computerguyUT		2013-04-10 08:19:54 AM

2 votes:

I must be getting old. The title had "breast" in it and I didn't even care enough to click the link.

Muta		2013-04-10 08:05:35 AM

2 votes:

The girls don't really like you at places like that. They're just pretending.

miss diminutive		2013-04-10 08:02:59 AM

2 votes:

Tomahawk513: Whatever happened to subtlety?

It lost an oil wrestling tag team match to brazenness and shamelessness long ago.

miss diminutive		2013-04-10 07:47:20 AM

2 votes:

phenn: There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.

The Biceps and Bulges Bistro?

FunkOut		2013-04-10 07:39:53 AM

2 votes:

Shouldn't this really apply to a place where the waitresses allow you to feed by nursing off them?

EvilVanMan		2013-04-10 07:31:14 AM

2 votes:

It is hard to make a judgement call on such a thing without pictures of said breasts.

Christian Bale		2013-04-10 11:00:33 AM

1 votes:

jpo2269: Why would they call it a "breastraurant" when they serve food there?

Then why call it a restaurant when they serve food there? You aren't going there to rest. By your logic it should be called a foodstaurant.

bearded clamorer		2013-04-10 10:02:48 AM

1 votes:

I just trademarked "Queefeteria"

Voiceofreason01		2013-04-10 09:43:04 AM

1 votes:

So I guess that "prior art" just plain doesn't mean anything anymore. I'm going to trademark the word "the". You're all in violation and I'm going to sue.

dryknife		2013-04-10 09:39:12 AM

1 votes:

abhorrent1: GISing Breastaurant returns awesomeness.

A woman that sunbaths with more clothes on than she wears to work.

Sultan Of Herf		2013-04-10 09:37:14 AM

1 votes:

The Muthaship: SpectroBoy: It's a mistake. You _might_ be able to get explain why you went to hooters for wings. Once you explain you went out after work to Breastaraunt you are pretty much toast.

If you have a girlfriend or wife that would get seriously pissed that you went to eat at this place, do what it takes to get away from her now.

THIS.

Sometimes I think the wife likes the Hooters girls even more than I do.

hitlersbrain: Tomahawk513: rnatalie: Worthless without pics so...

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I can practically smell the low self-esteem, desperation, and Daddy issues. Whatever happened to subtlety?

You still won't get any. But who cares, like Spock once said, the WANTING is better than the HAVING.

Sounds like something said by someone who hasnt gotten to enjoy the HAVING.

Steve Zodiac		2013-04-10 09:24:00 AM

1 votes:

Knobbs: This term has been around forever. How can they claim it?

This. How can you claim a word that has been in common use for 10 years or more?

If you can copyright old words then can you copyright parts of words? I hereby claim copyright of the letters "E" and "e", and no one may use them without express written permission. Volume discounts are available. And, BTW, Bikini Bar and Grill, your copywrited word contains my copywrited letter. Cease and Desist.

MyKingdomForYourHorse		2013-04-10 09:12:33 AM

1 votes:

gremlin79: [www.yllpress.com image 374x525]

In fairness, they do grow them bigger in Texas

I love that a network that espouses women empowerment has an entire shows based around the premise of whores

ChrisDe		2013-04-10 09:12:05 AM

1 votes:

vudukungfu: vudukungfu: Wasn't that an episode on Seinfeld?

Everything was an episode on Seinfeld.

theurge14		2013-04-10 09:07:12 AM

1 votes:

Muta: The girls don't really like you at places like that. They're just pretending.

That happens at Olive Garden too.

BarkingUnicorn		2013-04-10 08:49:55 AM

1 votes:

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Muta: The girls don't really like you at places like that. They're just pretending.

That doesn't stop the wife and I looking at some sweet sweet tittays

I took my kid to Hooters a couple of times when he was 4-5. He loved it. Girls loved him. I love girls.

CipollinaFan		2013-04-10 08:42:32 AM

1 votes:

Stepped_In_What: drhansenej: I'm sure the food is ~~incredible~~ irrelevant.

FTFY

FTFTFY

BarkingUnicorn		2013-04-10 08:42:23 AM

1 votes:

Tomahawk513: rnatalie: Worthless without pics so...

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I can practically smell the low self-esteem, desperation, and Daddy issues. Whatever happened to subtlety?

Those are all graduate students, you superficial oaf.

dogdaze		2013-04-10 08:39:06 AM

1 votes:

They should all be like this
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untaken_name		2013-04-10 08:38:09 AM

1 votes:

No one's trademarked Tit-fé yet, have they? That one's mine. Also "Boob and Grill".

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2013-04-10 08:37:03 AM

1 votes:

YabbaDabbaDouchebag		2013-04-10 08:35:55 AM

1 votes:

Stepped_In_What		2013-04-10 08:33:52 AM

1 votes:

drhansenej: I'm sure the food is incredible.

FTFY

Harry Freakstorm		2013-04-10 08:27:01 AM

1 votes:

I like the non franchised places. Here in St. Louis, that's Johnnies on Russell, Carsons, DB's on Broadway and the Dorsett Inn. For the most of it, the waitresses are allowed to chose what they want to wear and this positively accents their individual physique. Not all women look hawt in orange short shorts (IMHO/NTTATWWT).

If any other St. Louisians would like to add to this list, please do so. You know, for the good of society.

drhansenej		2013-04-10 08:21:04 AM

1 votes:

I'm sure the food is incredible.

MyKingdomForYourHorse		2013-04-10 08:18:19 AM

1 votes:

Muta: The girls don't really like you at places like that. They're just pretending.

That doesn't stop the wife and I looking at some sweet sweet tittays

snowshovel		2013-04-10 08:15:02 AM

1 votes:

A Twin Peaks recently opened up near here. We didn't really have any idea what kind of place it was, so we decided to try it. The first hint of bad news was the really loud set of 80's music being blasted into the parking lot.

Unlike a Hooters, which always seemed to me to be more or less just a sports bar (maybe it's changed since the last time I went to one 10 years ago), Twin Peaks was pretty creepy; really loud music, half of the countless TVs showing talking head sports programming and the other half showing promos for various upcoming "punny" waitress events, and countless girls in sexy mountaineering Halloween costumes who were trying way too hard to be friendly (including sitting down at our table and just joining in our conversation at random times). It really felt like we walked into a Simpson's parody mix of Hooters and a strip club.

Mega Steve		2013-04-10 08:05:06 AM

1 votes:

FunkOut: Shouldn't this really apply to a place where the waitresses allow you to feed by nursing off them?

I'm not a fan of plain milk. There would have to be other flavors available.

Tomahawk513		2013-04-10 07:56:59 AM

1 votes:

rnatalie: Worthless without pics so...

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I can practically smell the low self-esteem, desperation, and Daddy issues. Whatever happened to subtlety?

CJHardin		2013-04-10 07:54:10 AM

1 votes:

I'll wait for the story about when someone who is less than visually appealing doesn't get a job there and sues for discrimination.

SpectroBoy		2013-04-10 07:53:44 AM

1 votes:

It's a mistake. You _might_ be able to get explain why you went to hooters for wings. Once you explain you went out after work to Breastaraunt you are pretty much toast.