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(Examiner)   Texas based Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill chain, going with truth in advertising trademarks the term 'Breastaurant'   (examiner.com) divider line 92
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2013-04-10 07:31:14 AM  
It is hard to make a judgement call on such a thing without pictures of said breasts.
 
2013-04-10 07:37:24 AM  
Dear god. Why have I never come up with this word on my own?
 
2013-04-10 07:38:42 AM  
I'm ok with this.
 
2013-04-10 07:39:53 AM  
Shouldn't this really apply to a place where the waitresses allow you to feed by nursing off them?
 
2013-04-10 07:40:24 AM  
There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.
 
2013-04-10 07:42:02 AM  
Do their employees of the month get a free one of these?

starwarsblog.starwars.com
 
2013-04-10 07:44:17 AM  
Worthless without pics so...

www.blogcdn.com
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
digitaldeconstruction.com
 
2013-04-10 07:44:31 AM  
This term has been around forever. How can they claim it?
 
2013-04-10 07:45:27 AM  
Since I'm a breast sommelier, I should go visit them and review them.
 
2013-04-10 07:45:34 AM  

Knobbs: This term has been around forever. How can they claim it?


Yeah, exactly what I thought. It already has widespread prior usage. This place is just wasting their money.
 
2013-04-10 07:47:20 AM  

phenn: There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.


The Biceps and Bulges Bistro?
 
2013-04-10 07:49:01 AM  
Anybody remember the "Beavers" skit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1eB1uh5DcY
 
2013-04-10 07:51:12 AM  

phenn


There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.


Testostaurant?
 
2013-04-10 07:52:49 AM  

phenn: There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.



The Sausage Hashery
 
2013-04-10 07:52:57 AM  
Wasn't that an episode on Seinfeld?
 
2013-04-10 07:53:44 AM  
It's a mistake. You _might_ be able to get explain why you went to hooters for wings. Once you explain you went out after work to Breastaraunt you are pretty much toast.
 
2013-04-10 07:54:10 AM  
I'll wait for the story about when someone who is less than visually appealing doesn't get a job there and sues for discrimination.
 
2013-04-10 07:54:54 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: phenn

There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.


Testostaurant?


Not bad!
 
2013-04-10 07:56:59 AM  

rnatalie: Worthless without pics so...

[www.blogcdn.com image 345x259]
[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 625x480]
[digitaldeconstruction.com image 300x212]


I can practically smell the low self-esteem, desperation, and Daddy issues.  Whatever happened to subtlety?
 
2013-04-10 07:57:49 AM  
yawn.
 
2013-04-10 07:59:33 AM  
How about "Boobs Galore" for an eatery?
 
2013-04-10 08:02:25 AM  

phenn: Englebert Slaptyback: phenn

There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.


Testostaurant?

Not bad!


I was going to suggest Pekkeraunt but you sir are the undisputed winner here!
 
2013-04-10 08:02:59 AM  

Tomahawk513: Whatever happened to subtlety?


It lost an oil wrestling tag team match to brazenness and shamelessness long ago.
 
2013-04-10 08:03:33 AM  

SpectroBoy: It's a mistake. You _might_ be able to get explain why you went to hooters for wings. Once you explain you went out after work to Breastaraunt you are pretty much toast.


Well I don't think he is going to name it Breastaraunt he's just going to use it in advertisements.

//Wife said she was going to take me to the Tilted Kilt for me birthday, you don't always have to be sneaky about it.
 
2013-04-10 08:05:06 AM  

FunkOut: Shouldn't this really apply to a place where the waitresses allow you to feed by nursing off them?


I'm not a fan of plain milk. There would have to be other flavors available.
 
2013-04-10 08:05:35 AM  
The girls don't really like you at places like that.  They're just pretending.
 
2013-04-10 08:07:26 AM  
Nice- titular breasts.
 
2013-04-10 08:08:06 AM  

SpectroBoy: It's a mistake. You _might_ be able to get explain why you went to hooters for wings. Once you explain you went out after work to Breastaraunt you are pretty much toast.


If you have a girlfriend or wife that would get seriously pissed that you went to eat at this place, do what it takes to get away from her now.
 
2013-04-10 08:14:15 AM  
The honesty in the naming is refreshing. They are more respectable than Hooters in this manner.
 
2013-04-10 08:15:02 AM  
A Twin Peaks recently opened up near here. We didn't really have any idea what kind of place it was, so we decided to try it. The first hint of bad news was the really loud set of 80's music being blasted into the parking lot.

Unlike a Hooters, which always seemed to me to be more or less just a sports bar (maybe it's changed since the last time I went to one 10 years ago), Twin Peaks was pretty creepy; really loud music, half of the countless TVs showing talking head sports programming and the other half showing promos for various upcoming "punny" waitress events, and countless girls in sexy mountaineering Halloween costumes who were trying way too hard to be friendly (including sitting down at our table and just joining in our conversation at random times). It really felt like we walked into a Simpson's parody mix of Hooters and a strip club.
 
2013-04-10 08:18:19 AM  

Muta: The girls don't really like you at places like that.  They're just pretending.


That doesn't stop the wife and I looking at some sweet sweet tittays
 
2013-04-10 08:19:54 AM  
I must be getting old.  The title had "breast" in it and I didn't even care enough to click the link.
 
2013-04-10 08:21:04 AM  
I'm sure the food is incredible.
 
2013-04-10 08:23:53 AM  
He's clearly keeping abreast of the times!

/Got nothing.
 
2013-04-10 08:26:25 AM  
In case getting a golden shower in a mall becomes a thing, I'm jumping on board with "peeosk".
 
2013-04-10 08:27:01 AM  
I like the non franchised places. Here in St. Louis, that's Johnnies on Russell, Carsons, DB's on Broadway and the Dorsett Inn. For the most of it, the waitresses are allowed to chose what they want to wear and this positively accents their individual physique. Not all women look hawt in orange short shorts (IMHO/NTTATWWT).

If any other St. Louisians would like to add to this list, please do so. You know, for the good of society.
 
2013-04-10 08:28:25 AM  
Why would they call it a "breastraurant" when they serve food there?
 
2013-04-10 08:31:48 AM  

snowshovel: A Twin Peaks recently opened up near here. We didn't really have any idea what kind of place it was, so we decided to try it. The first hint of bad news was the really loud set of 80's music being blasted into the parking lot.


Was the coffee damn good at least?

/The owls are not what they seem.
//Tell Cooper.
///Not obscure.
 
2013-04-10 08:33:52 AM  

drhansenej: I'm sure the food is incredible.


FTFY
 
2013-04-10 08:35:55 AM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-10 08:37:03 AM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-10 08:38:09 AM  
No one's trademarked Tit-fé yet, have they? That one's mine. Also "Boob and Grill".
 
2013-04-10 08:39:06 AM  
They should all be like this
i219.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-10 08:42:23 AM  

Tomahawk513: rnatalie: Worthless without pics so...

[www.blogcdn.com image 345x259]
[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 625x480]
[digitaldeconstruction.com image 300x212]

I can practically smell the low self-esteem, desperation, and Daddy issues.  Whatever happened to subtlety?


Those are all graduate students, you superficial oaf.
 
2013-04-10 08:42:32 AM  

Stepped_In_What: drhansenej: I'm sure the food is incredible irrelevant.

FTFY


FTFTFY
 
2013-04-10 08:45:41 AM  

Mega Steve: FunkOut: Shouldn't this really apply to a place where the waitresses allow you to feed by nursing off them?

I'm not a fan of plain milk. There would have to be other flavors available.


If the chocolate milk you buy comes from brown cows can you get free range chocolate milk from brown women?
But what kind of milk comes from Gingers?
Strawberry? Carrot? Sriracha?
 
2013-04-10 08:46:06 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-10 08:48:42 AM  
Two Buttes.

/stolen from SE Colorado
 
2013-04-10 08:49:55 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Muta: The girls don't really like you at places like that.  They're just pretending.

That doesn't stop the wife and I looking at some sweet sweet tittays


I took my kid to Hooters a couple of times when he was 4-5.  He loved it.  Girls loved him. I love girls.
 
2013-04-10 08:53:12 AM  
GISing Breastaurant returns awesomeness.

thebreastaurantreport.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-10 08:57:21 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Tomahawk513: rnatalie: Worthless without pics so...

[www.blogcdn.com image 345x259]
[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 625x480]
[digitaldeconstruction.com image 300x212]

I can practically smell the low self-esteem, desperation, and Daddy issues.  Whatever happened to subtlety?

Those are all graduate students, you superficial oaf.


Psychology graduate students, yes.
 
2013-04-10 08:57:50 AM  
The one I went to had surprisingly good food, happy hour specials, a TV at very booth, and even decently hot chicks.

Better than Hooters at least.
 
2013-04-10 09:00:21 AM  

phenn: There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.


Beefstro.
 
2013-04-10 09:04:37 AM  

Tomahawk513: rnatalie: Worthless without pics so...

[www.blogcdn.com image 345x259]
[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 625x480]
[digitaldeconstruction.com image 300x212]

I can practically smell the low self-esteem, desperation, and Daddy issues.  Whatever happened to subtlety?


You still won't get any. But who cares, like Spock once said, the WANTING is better than the HAVING.
 
2013-04-10 09:07:12 AM  

Muta: The girls don't really like you at places like that.  They're just pretending.


That happens at Olive Garden too.
 
2013-04-10 09:07:49 AM  

phenn: There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.


Meat and two.
 
2013-04-10 09:08:00 AM  
I just trademarked "Teatery."
 
2013-04-10 09:08:51 AM  
www.yllpress.com

In fairness, they do grow them bigger in Texas
 
2013-04-10 09:12:05 AM  

vudukungfu: vudukungfu: Wasn't that an episode on Seinfeld?


Everything was an episode on Seinfeld.
 
2013-04-10 09:12:33 AM  

gremlin79: [www.yllpress.com image 374x525]

In fairness, they do grow them bigger in Texas


I love that a network that espouses women empowerment has an entire shows based around the premise of whores
 
2013-04-10 09:13:09 AM  

snowshovel: A Twin Peaks recently opened up near here. We didn't really have any idea what kind of place it was, so we decided to try it. The first hint of bad news was the really loud set of 80's music being blasted into the parking lot.

Unlike a Hooters, which always seemed to me to be more or less just a sports bar (maybe it's changed since the last time I went to one 10 years ago), Twin Peaks was pretty creepy; really loud music, half of the countless TVs showing talking head sports programming and the other half showing promos for various upcoming "punny" waitress events, and countless girls in sexy mountaineering Halloween costumes who were trying way too hard to be friendly (including sitting down at our table and just joining in our conversation at random times). It really felt like we walked into a Simpson's parody mix of Hooters and a strip club.


I'd go with the "it's changed."  Most of the good hooters I've been to in the past few years all act more like what you're discussing.  Granted, the TV's on talking heads is more the fault of ESPN rather than Hooters, but they are trained to sit at your table and refill your beer.  If you get a pitcher, their goal is to empty that pitcher faster.  Even if you have only taken a sip, they're going to attempt to refill it.
 
2013-04-10 09:15:59 AM  

phenn: There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.


We had a new local joint open a few months ago (in an old Hooters) called "Hotties." For the first few months, they had girls and guys waiting tables.  However, the management apparently sucks and the guys are gone (as are all the actually hot girls).

Their beer is over-carbonated and tastes like they have never flushed the lines. It angers me. If I'm going to look at girls that peaked in High School, I need good beer.
 
2013-04-10 09:24:00 AM  

Knobbs: This term has been around forever. How can they claim it?


This. How can you claim a word that has been in common use for 10 years or more?

If you can copyright old words then can you copyright parts of words? I hereby claim copyright of the letters "E" and "e", and no one may use them without express written permission. Volume discounts are available. And, BTW, Bikini Bar and Grill, your copywrited word contains my copywrited letter. Cease and Desist.
 
2013-04-10 09:37:14 AM  

The Muthaship: SpectroBoy: It's a mistake. You _might_ be able to get explain why you went to hooters for wings. Once you explain you went out after work to Breastaraunt you are pretty much toast.

If you have a girlfriend or wife that would get seriously pissed that you went to eat at this place, do what it takes to get away from her now.


THIS.

Sometimes I think the wife likes the Hooters girls even more than I do.


hitlersbrain: Tomahawk513: rnatalie: Worthless without pics so...

[www.blogcdn.com image 345x259]
[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 625x480]
[digitaldeconstruction.com image 300x212]

I can practically smell the low self-esteem, desperation, and Daddy issues.  Whatever happened to subtlety?

You still won't get any. But who cares, like Spock once said, the WANTING is better than the HAVING.


Sounds like something said by someone who hasnt gotten to enjoy the HAVING.
 
2013-04-10 09:39:12 AM  

abhorrent1: GISing Breastaurant returns awesomeness.


A woman that sunbaths with more clothes on than she wears to work.
 
2013-04-10 09:39:53 AM  

snowshovel: A Twin Peaks recently opened up near here. We didn't really have any idea what kind of place it was, so we decided to try it. The first hint of bad news was the really loud set of 80's music being blasted into the parking lot.

Unlike a Hooters, which always seemed to me to be more or less just a sports bar (maybe it's changed since the last time I went to one 10 years ago), Twin Peaks was pretty creepy; really loud music, half of the countless TVs showing talking head sports programming and the other half showing promos for various upcoming "punny" waitress events, and countless girls in sexy mountaineering Halloween costumes who were trying way too hard to be friendly (including sitting down at our table and just joining in our conversation at random times). It really felt like we walked into a Simpson's parody mix of Hooters and a strip club.


They should decorate the place with red curtains and have backwards-talking midgets be the servers.
 
2013-04-10 09:43:04 AM  
So I guess that "prior art" just plain doesn't mean anything anymore. I'm going to trademark the word "the". You're all in violation and I'm going to sue.
 
2013-04-10 09:47:02 AM  
Do they at least serve breastfast?
 
2013-04-10 09:49:42 AM  

phenn: There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.


The traditional term would be 'Gay Bar'.
 
2013-04-10 09:51:59 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: They should decorate the place with red curtains and have backwards-talking midgets be the servers.


Took my wife there once not knowing what the place was (hoping it was a Twin Peaks theme). The wife thought it was pretty funny. I had to fight my own urges to not gawk and drool.
 
2013-04-10 09:57:15 AM  

Sultan Of Herf: Sounds like something said by someone who hasnt gotten to enjoy the HAVING.


Look up the word mcguffin. Save some money on AXE body products.
 
2013-04-10 10:01:31 AM  

CJHardin: I'll wait for the story about when someone who is less than visually appealing doesn't get a job there and sues for discrimination.


The Hooters in my town went out of business. They had to bring in waitresses from who knows where, this being the land of toothlessness, the morbidly obese and judgmental momcats.

/ Action Park country FTW
 
2013-04-10 10:02:01 AM  

GranoblasticMan: Knobbs: This term has been around forever. How can they claim it?

Yeah, exactly what I thought. It already has widespread prior usage. This place is just wasting their money.


For the price of an application fee.. everyone is talking about their restaurant and sending pics of the waitresses on message boards.   The price of one local radio ad has never been spent better.
 
2013-04-10 10:02:48 AM  
I just trademarked "Queefeteria"
 
2013-04-10 10:06:25 AM  

The Muthaship: SpectroBoy: It's a mistake. You _might_ be able to get explain why you went to hooters for wings. Once you explain you went out after work to Breastaraunt you are pretty much toast.

If you have a girlfriend or wife that would get seriously pissed that you went to eat at this place, do what it takes to get away from her now.


Yes, call her right now and dump her. Not kidding.

drhansenej: I'm sure the food is incredible.


No franchise/chain restaurant will ever be confused with incredible. But Bikinis is not bad. I would place it at high end sports bar food. Love the fish tacos.
 
2013-04-10 10:06:35 AM  

The Muthaship: SpectroBoy: It's a mistake. You _might_ be able to get explain why you went to hooters for wings. Once you explain you went out after work to Breastaraunt you are pretty much toast.

If you have a girlfriend or wife that would get seriously pissed that you went to eat at this place, do what it takes to get away from her now.


Actually my wife could not care less. I am just saying that explicitly using the name breastaurant would certainly make it seem more seedy and limit your clientele more than a slightly more subtly name.
 
2013-04-10 10:08:48 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Tomahawk513: rnatalie: Worthless without pics so...

[www.blogcdn.com image 345x259]
[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 625x480]
[digitaldeconstruction.com image 300x212]

I can practically smell the low self-esteem, desperation, and Daddy issues.  Whatever happened to subtlety?

Those are all graduate students, you superficial oaf.


Nobody is desperate.   They can go there and make double the tips of another establishment.
They simply do not want to do double the work required to make that money.

People tend to have a habit of not doing more work than necessary for their money.  This is why you see so many camping on unemployment.  The extra money is not worth the squeeze.
 
2013-04-10 10:15:25 AM  

CJHardin: I'll wait for the story about when someone who is less than visually appealing doesn't get a job there and sues for discrimination.


Some jobs have appearance standards.  Saggy breasts or beer guts are not protected classes.
 
2013-04-10 10:25:42 AM  

Muta: The girls don't really like you at places like that.  They're just pretending.


that's not so, my girlfriend Lexus at Raisins thinks I'm a really cutie!
 
2013-04-10 10:26:47 AM  

Nutsac_Jim: CJHardin: I'll wait for the story about when someone who is less than visually appealing doesn't get a job there and sues for discrimination.

Some jobs have appearance standards.  Saggy breasts or beer guts are not protected classes.


futher, these places classify their business as entertainment, not food service.  that gives a lot more leeway.  but yeah, ugliness is not protected.
 
2013-04-10 10:43:07 AM  

Dinobot: Since I'm a breast sommelier, I should go visit them and review them.


A "Bosommelier?" Where'd you go to school for that?
 
2013-04-10 10:55:45 AM  

Sultan Of Herf: The Muthaship: SpectroBoy: It's a mistake. You _might_ be able to get explain why you went to hooters for wings. Once you explain you went out after work to Breastaraunt you are pretty much toast.

If you have a girlfriend or wife that would get seriously pissed that you went to eat at this place, do what it takes to get away from her now.

THIS.

Sometimes I think the wife likes the Hooters girls even more than I do.


Go On....
 
2013-04-10 10:56:43 AM  
Oh look, Hoe-Hostesses.
 
2013-04-10 11:00:33 AM  

jpo2269: Why would they call it a "breastraurant" when they serve food there?


Then why call it a restaurant when they serve food there? You aren't going there to rest. By your logic it should be called a foodstaurant.
 
2013-04-10 11:59:18 AM  
zeldalily.com

/obligatory
 
2013-04-10 01:10:21 PM  

gremlin79: [www.yllpress.com image 374x525]

In fairness, they do grow them bigger in Texas


Look at all that mascara. Would not bang! 2/10
 
2013-04-10 01:15:28 PM  
Need some other mammery themed stores
Bust Office to get some tramp stamps
Boobank to make deposit
Hooter Market for eating-in
 
2013-04-10 03:38:35 PM  

flynn80: Need some other mammery themed stores
Bust Office to get some tramp stamps
Boobank to make deposit
Hooter Market for eating-in


We have the "Bust Stop" that sells bras locally, pretty good name.
 
2013-04-10 06:33:34 PM  
<I>We have the "Bust Stop" that sells bras locally, pretty good name. </I>
There use to be a bar in Boulder Colorado called the Bus Top.    It was a nude dancing place and blackjack parlor.   You got $100 in BusTop bucks when you came in and got $25 with each drink ordered.   All you could do is play blackjack with them and then take them home.     My roommate and I had amassed something around $40,000 in bustop bucks at one point (we had a whole drawer full of them in our kitchen)...and not because we were particuarly good blackjack players.

The "chips" used there had a picture of a skier skiing down an enormous breast.
 
2013-04-10 07:35:21 PM  

gremlin79: [www.yllpress.com image 374x525]

In fairness, they do grow them bigger in Texas


Ugh, but not better. No thanks.
 
2013-04-10 09:01:05 PM  

Muta: The girls don't really like you at places like that.  They're just pretending.


We all know that. Nobody cares.
 
2013-04-11 01:16:54 AM  

Muta: The girls don't really like you at places like that.  They're just pretending.


Guess what.  The waitress at Applebee's doesn't actually care whether you have a nice night or not.
 
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