It is hard to make a judgement call on such a thing without pictures of said breasts.

Dear god. Why have I never come up with this word on my own?

I'm ok with this.

There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.

Do their employees of the month get a free one of these?

This term has been around forever. How can they claim it?

Since I'm a breast sommelier, I should go visit them and review them.

Knobbs: This term has been around forever. How can they claim it?

Yeah, exactly what I thought. It already has widespread prior usage. This place is just wasting their money.

phenn

There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.


Testostaurant?

Wasn't that an episode on Seinfeld?

It's a mistake. You _might_ be able to get explain why you went to hooters for wings. Once you explain you went out after work to Breastaraunt you are pretty much toast.

I'll wait for the story about when someone who is less than visually appealing doesn't get a job there and sues for discrimination.

Englebert Slaptyback: phenn

There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.


Testostaurant?

Not bad!

rnatalie: Worthless without pics so...

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I can practically smell the low self-esteem, desperation, and Daddy issues.  Whatever happened to subtlety?

yawn.

How about "Boobs Galore" for an eatery?

phenn: Englebert Slaptyback: phenn

There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.


Testostaurant?

Not bad!

I was going to suggest Pekkeraunt but you sir are the undisputed winner here!

SpectroBoy: It's a mistake. You _might_ be able to get explain why you went to hooters for wings. Once you explain you went out after work to Breastaraunt you are pretty much toast.

Well I don't think he is going to name it Breastaraunt he's just going to use it in advertisements.

//Wife said she was going to take me to the Tilted Kilt for me birthday, you don't always have to be sneaky about it.

FunkOut: Shouldn't this really apply to a place where the waitresses allow you to feed by nursing off them?

I'm not a fan of plain milk. There would have to be other flavors available.

The girls don't really like you at places like that.  They're just pretending.

Nice- titular breasts.

The honesty in the naming is refreshing. They are more respectable than Hooters in this manner.

A Twin Peaks recently opened up near here. We didn't really have any idea what kind of place it was, so we decided to try it. The first hint of bad news was the really loud set of 80's music being blasted into the parking lot.

Unlike a Hooters, which always seemed to me to be more or less just a sports bar (maybe it's changed since the last time I went to one 10 years ago), Twin Peaks was pretty creepy; really loud music, half of the countless TVs showing talking head sports programming and the other half showing promos for various upcoming "punny" waitress events, and countless girls in sexy mountaineering Halloween costumes who were trying way too hard to be friendly (including sitting down at our table and just joining in our conversation at random times). It really felt like we walked into a Simpson's parody mix of Hooters and a strip club.

Muta: The girls don't really like you at places like that.  They're just pretending.

That doesn't stop the wife and I looking at some sweet sweet tittays

I must be getting old.  The title had "breast" in it and I didn't even care enough to click the link.

I'm sure the food is incredible.

In case getting a golden shower in a mall becomes a thing, I'm jumping on board with "peeosk".

Why would they call it a "breastraurant" when they serve food there?

snowshovel: A Twin Peaks recently opened up near here. We didn't really have any idea what kind of place it was, so we decided to try it. The first hint of bad news was the really loud set of 80's music being blasted into the parking lot.

Was the coffee damn good at least?

/The owls are not what they seem.
//Tell Cooper.
///Not obscure.

drhansenej: I'm sure the food is incredible.

FTFY

No one's trademarked Tit-fé yet, have they? That one's mine. Also "Boob and Grill".

Stepped_In_What: drhansenej: I'm sure the food is incredible irrelevant.

FTFY

FTFTFY

Mega Steve: FunkOut: Shouldn't this really apply to a place where the waitresses allow you to feed by nursing off them?

I'm not a fan of plain milk. There would have to be other flavors available.

If the chocolate milk you buy comes from brown cows can you get free range chocolate milk from brown women?
But what kind of milk comes from Gingers?
Strawberry? Carrot? Sriracha?

Two Buttes.

/stolen from SE Colorado

GISing Breastaurant returns awesomeness.