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(Examiner)   Texas based Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill chain, going with truth in advertising trademarks the term 'Breastaurant'   (examiner.com) divider line 92
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2013-04-10 07:31:14 AM  
It is hard to make a judgement call on such a thing without pictures of said breasts.
 
2013-04-10 07:37:24 AM  
Dear god. Why have I never come up with this word on my own?
 
2013-04-10 07:38:42 AM  
I'm ok with this.
 
2013-04-10 07:39:53 AM  
Shouldn't this really apply to a place where the waitresses allow you to feed by nursing off them?
 
2013-04-10 07:40:24 AM  
There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.
 
2013-04-10 07:42:02 AM  
Do their employees of the month get a free one of these?

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2013-04-10 07:44:17 AM  
Worthless without pics so...

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2013-04-10 07:44:31 AM  
This term has been around forever. How can they claim it?
 
2013-04-10 07:45:27 AM  
Since I'm a breast sommelier, I should go visit them and review them.
 
2013-04-10 07:45:34 AM  

Knobbs: This term has been around forever. How can they claim it?


Yeah, exactly what I thought. It already has widespread prior usage. This place is just wasting their money.
 
2013-04-10 07:47:20 AM  

phenn: There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.


The Biceps and Bulges Bistro?
 
2013-04-10 07:49:01 AM  
Anybody remember the "Beavers" skit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1eB1uh5DcY
 
2013-04-10 07:51:12 AM  

phenn


There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.


Testostaurant?
 
2013-04-10 07:52:49 AM  

phenn: There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.



The Sausage Hashery
 
2013-04-10 07:52:57 AM  
Wasn't that an episode on Seinfeld?
 
2013-04-10 07:53:44 AM  
It's a mistake. You _might_ be able to get explain why you went to hooters for wings. Once you explain you went out after work to Breastaraunt you are pretty much toast.
 
2013-04-10 07:54:10 AM  
I'll wait for the story about when someone who is less than visually appealing doesn't get a job there and sues for discrimination.
 
2013-04-10 07:54:54 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: phenn

There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.


Testostaurant?


Not bad!
 
2013-04-10 07:56:59 AM  

rnatalie: Worthless without pics so...

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I can practically smell the low self-esteem, desperation, and Daddy issues.  Whatever happened to subtlety?
 
2013-04-10 07:57:49 AM  
yawn.
 
2013-04-10 07:59:33 AM  
How about "Boobs Galore" for an eatery?
 
2013-04-10 08:02:25 AM  

phenn: Englebert Slaptyback: phenn

There was a place here, years ago, called Pekkers. They had hot waiters in short shorts and muscle shirts.

Gotta wonder what you'd call a place like that.


Testostaurant?

Not bad!


I was going to suggest Pekkeraunt but you sir are the undisputed winner here!
 
2013-04-10 08:02:59 AM  

Tomahawk513: Whatever happened to subtlety?


It lost an oil wrestling tag team match to brazenness and shamelessness long ago.
 
2013-04-10 08:03:33 AM  

SpectroBoy: It's a mistake. You _might_ be able to get explain why you went to hooters for wings. Once you explain you went out after work to Breastaraunt you are pretty much toast.


Well I don't think he is going to name it Breastaraunt he's just going to use it in advertisements.

//Wife said she was going to take me to the Tilted Kilt for me birthday, you don't always have to be sneaky about it.
 
2013-04-10 08:05:06 AM  

FunkOut: Shouldn't this really apply to a place where the waitresses allow you to feed by nursing off them?


I'm not a fan of plain milk. There would have to be other flavors available.
 
2013-04-10 08:05:35 AM  
The girls don't really like you at places like that.  They're just pretending.
 
2013-04-10 08:07:26 AM  
Nice- titular breasts.
 
2013-04-10 08:08:06 AM  

SpectroBoy: It's a mistake. You _might_ be able to get explain why you went to hooters for wings. Once you explain you went out after work to Breastaraunt you are pretty much toast.


If you have a girlfriend or wife that would get seriously pissed that you went to eat at this place, do what it takes to get away from her now.
 
2013-04-10 08:14:15 AM  
The honesty in the naming is refreshing. They are more respectable than Hooters in this manner.
 
2013-04-10 08:15:02 AM  
A Twin Peaks recently opened up near here. We didn't really have any idea what kind of place it was, so we decided to try it. The first hint of bad news was the really loud set of 80's music being blasted into the parking lot.

Unlike a Hooters, which always seemed to me to be more or less just a sports bar (maybe it's changed since the last time I went to one 10 years ago), Twin Peaks was pretty creepy; really loud music, half of the countless TVs showing talking head sports programming and the other half showing promos for various upcoming "punny" waitress events, and countless girls in sexy mountaineering Halloween costumes who were trying way too hard to be friendly (including sitting down at our table and just joining in our conversation at random times). It really felt like we walked into a Simpson's parody mix of Hooters and a strip club.
 
2013-04-10 08:18:19 AM  

Muta: The girls don't really like you at places like that.  They're just pretending.


That doesn't stop the wife and I looking at some sweet sweet tittays
 
2013-04-10 08:19:54 AM  
I must be getting old.  The title had "breast" in it and I didn't even care enough to click the link.
 
2013-04-10 08:21:04 AM  
I'm sure the food is incredible.
 
2013-04-10 08:23:53 AM  
He's clearly keeping abreast of the times!

/Got nothing.
 
2013-04-10 08:26:25 AM  
In case getting a golden shower in a mall becomes a thing, I'm jumping on board with "peeosk".
 
2013-04-10 08:27:01 AM  
I like the non franchised places. Here in St. Louis, that's Johnnies on Russell, Carsons, DB's on Broadway and the Dorsett Inn. For the most of it, the waitresses are allowed to chose what they want to wear and this positively accents their individual physique. Not all women look hawt in orange short shorts (IMHO/NTTATWWT).

If any other St. Louisians would like to add to this list, please do so. You know, for the good of society.
 
2013-04-10 08:28:25 AM  
Why would they call it a "breastraurant" when they serve food there?
 
2013-04-10 08:31:48 AM  

snowshovel: A Twin Peaks recently opened up near here. We didn't really have any idea what kind of place it was, so we decided to try it. The first hint of bad news was the really loud set of 80's music being blasted into the parking lot.


Was the coffee damn good at least?

/The owls are not what they seem.
//Tell Cooper.
///Not obscure.
 
2013-04-10 08:33:52 AM  

drhansenej: I'm sure the food is incredible.


FTFY
 
2013-04-10 08:35:55 AM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-10 08:37:03 AM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-10 08:38:09 AM  
No one's trademarked Tit-fé yet, have they? That one's mine. Also "Boob and Grill".
 
2013-04-10 08:39:06 AM  
They should all be like this
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2013-04-10 08:42:23 AM  

Tomahawk513: rnatalie: Worthless without pics so...

[www.blogcdn.com image 345x259]
[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 625x480]
[digitaldeconstruction.com image 300x212]

I can practically smell the low self-esteem, desperation, and Daddy issues.  Whatever happened to subtlety?


Those are all graduate students, you superficial oaf.
 
2013-04-10 08:42:32 AM  

Stepped_In_What: drhansenej: I'm sure the food is incredible irrelevant.

FTFY


FTFTFY
 
2013-04-10 08:45:41 AM  

Mega Steve: FunkOut: Shouldn't this really apply to a place where the waitresses allow you to feed by nursing off them?

I'm not a fan of plain milk. There would have to be other flavors available.


If the chocolate milk you buy comes from brown cows can you get free range chocolate milk from brown women?
But what kind of milk comes from Gingers?
Strawberry? Carrot? Sriracha?
 
2013-04-10 08:46:06 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-10 08:48:42 AM  
Two Buttes.

/stolen from SE Colorado
 
2013-04-10 08:49:55 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Muta: The girls don't really like you at places like that.  They're just pretending.

That doesn't stop the wife and I looking at some sweet sweet tittays


I took my kid to Hooters a couple of times when he was 4-5.  He loved it.  Girls loved him. I love girls.
 
2013-04-10 08:53:12 AM  
GISing Breastaurant returns awesomeness.

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