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		Reddit user who confessed to murder turns out to be a liar. I can't believe it. I just can't believe someone would go on the internet and tell lies (dailymail.co.uk)		24
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thomps		2013-04-10 12:56:05 AM

8 votes:

i guess we'll never know the truth, because i murdered OP and his sister. now please kindly vote for this post as both smart and funny.

tenpoundsofcheese		2013-04-10 12:39:19 AM

5 votes:

why would anyone believe a French model?

8 inches		2013-04-10 02:21:55 AM

4 votes:

I just can't believe someone would go on the internet and tell lies

*Whistles innocently*

carnifex2005		2013-04-10 02:19:27 AM

4 votes:

Triumph		2013-04-10 01:03:24 AM

4 votes:

FTA: Mr Johnson posted the information on Reddit but was angry to learn he had been made the subject of a Shadow Ban, which makes it look to other users like you have been banned, even though everything looks normal to you.

So, wait, does that mean he just keeps posting stuff and he can see it, but nobody else can?

Hello?
^{Anybody there?}
_^Anybody?

Pocket Ninja		2013-04-10 12:11:26 AM

4 votes:

A lie is simply a truth that hasn't happened yet, subby. There are no lies, only spoken potential.

ransack.		2013-04-10 02:26:26 AM

3 votes:

You can't OD on meth. It's essentially non-toxic. Only an idiot would have ever believed this.

Fair_Poopsmith		2013-04-10 02:19:30 AM

3 votes:

Wall_of_Doodoo: Fark.... Really? What's a 'reddit'?

A magical place where trolls are shut down before they kill politics threads.

illannoyin		2013-04-10 03:34:24 AM

2 votes:

Bonjour!

demonfaerie		2013-04-10 02:40:58 AM

2 votes:

He needs to practice his lying more.

/Never tell the same lie twice.

cameroncrazy1984		2013-04-10 02:17:28 AM

2 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: why would anyone believe a French model?

Uhhh...bonjour.

Bucky Katt		2013-04-10 01:13:09 AM

2 votes:

Reddiwip user?

www.biz.uiowa.edu

Wall_of_Doodoo		2013-04-10 12:09:25 AM

2 votes:

Fark.... Really? What's a 'reddit'?

lewismarktwo		2013-04-10 10:15:16 AM

1 votes:

ransack.		2013-04-10 04:19:27 AM

1 votes:

ransack.: ransack.: hardinparamedic: Abacus9: I always suspected you were a quack.

Time to start pushing Anti-Vaccination and Homeopathy for Cancer, then.

*sigh*

External forces cannot cause cancer. All cancer is genetically programmed at birth. The same chemical differences that cause lung cancer also make those people more susceptible Auschwitz to nicotine addiction. Prove me wrong.

Uh disregard Auschwitz there because I cannot explain that.

That is a quote from Heinrich Himmler

Abacus9		2013-04-10 03:53:04 AM

1 votes:

Rhino_man: Abacus9: Rhino_man: Abacus9: Rhino_man: Schrödinger's lie is true.

It may be, but not until you know the outcome of whether the lie is true or not.

... which is exactly why it hurts my farkin' brain.

Just be glad you're not the cat.

[img.math-fail.com image 500x372]

Heisenberg may or may not have expected this.

hardinparamedic: Abacus9: I always suspected you were a quack.

Time to start pushing Anti-Vaccination and Homeopathy for Cancer, then.

*sigh*

If it's good enough for an expert like Jenny McCarthy, it should be good enough for a couple of costumed ducks!

Duck_of_Doom		2013-04-10 03:04:55 AM

1 votes:

GungFu: I killed someone once. Actually, it was two people. A single bullet. From 2kms away. Slight westerly breeze.

I used to be a special forces marksman. Black Ops. Elite Martial ~~Corps~~. Core

FTFAccuracy

miss diminutive		2013-04-10 02:57:57 AM

1 votes:

Great Janitor: As a 6'1" male with a penis 9" long and 2" thick with only 2% body fat who drives a Lamborghini to the modeling agency that I founded from my success as a male model where I help other aspiring models make it big in the industry, internet liars make us all look bad, make us all look like we are nothing but liars and worse. Now, I've only just got back home from the Gym like 26 minutes ago or else I would have responded sooner...

It's amazing that you can still afford that Lamborghini after you've been skipping your CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS TO ME FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS.

Hurry up and make amends or I'm going to take you and that hyper-virile trouser snake of yours to court. I don't care what the test results say, this is your baby.

The Snow Dog		2013-04-10 02:45:14 AM

1 votes:

Scrawny gamer? LOL!

CipollinaFan		2013-04-10 02:30:23 AM

1 votes:

Hello my name is Prince Akeem Joffer. My father King Jaffe Joffer has just passed.
I am about to receive large sums of cash but in order to do so I need $15,000 to unlock these funds.
Currently all my funds are tied up in other investments. If you are kind enough to provide me with this money I will be sure to pay you back in the sum of 1 MILLION DOLLARS

alienated		2013-04-10 02:27:53 AM

1 votes:

Greening reddit links from daily fail ? Be seeing you. IOW- FU.

Great Janitor		2013-04-10 02:24:11 AM

1 votes:

As a 6'1" male with a penis 9" long and 2" thick with only 2% body fat who drives a Lamborghini to the modeling agency that I founded from my success as a male model where I help other aspiring models make it big in the industry, internet liars make us all look bad, make us all look like we are nothing but liars and worse. Now, I've only just got back home from the Gym like 26 minutes ago or else I would have responded sooner...