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(Daily Mail)   Reddit user who confessed to murder turns out to be a liar. I can't believe it. I just can't believe someone would go on the internet and tell lies   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 120
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2013-04-10 12:09:25 AM
Fark.... Really? What's a 'reddit'?
 
2013-04-10 12:11:26 AM
A lie is simply a truth that hasn't happened yet, subby. There are no lies, only spoken potential.
 
2013-04-10 12:29:09 AM
Liar.
 
2013-04-10 12:39:19 AM
why would anyone believe a French model?
 
2013-04-10 12:56:05 AM
i guess we'll never know the truth, because i murdered OP and his sister. now please kindly vote for this post as both smart and funny.
 
2013-04-10 01:03:24 AM
FTA:  Mr Johnson posted the information on Reddit but was angry to learn he had been made the subject of a Shadow Ban, which makes it look to other users like you have been banned, even though everything looks normal to you.

So, wait, does that mean he just keeps posting stuff and he can see it, but nobody else can?

Hello?
Anybody there?
Anybody?
 
2013-04-10 01:13:09 AM
Reddiwip user?

www.biz.uiowa.edu
 
2013-04-10 01:26:13 AM
That's funny.... it shows seven comments in this thread but I only see six?
 
2013-04-10 01:44:06 AM

CaptSacto: That's funny.... it shows seven comments in this thread but I only see six?


maybe you should ask for a recount?
 
2013-04-10 02:08:18 AM
I remember someone pointing out the difficulty of deliberately ODing an unconscious meth addict with meth, specifically because "unconscious" and "meth addict" are mutually exclusive.
 
2013-04-10 02:17:28 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: why would anyone believe a French model?


Uhhh...bonjour.
 
2013-04-10 02:19:08 AM
his sister sound like a stuck up prat
 
2013-04-10 02:19:27 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-10 02:19:30 AM

Wall_of_Doodoo: Fark.... Really? What's a 'reddit'?


A magical place where trolls are shut down before they kill politics threads.
 
2013-04-10 02:19:48 AM
I am heir to the post-it note legacy and spend my days rolling bowling balls up hill with my tongue

ladies?
 
2013-04-10 02:19:59 AM
I am a liar. Everything I say is a lie....
 
2013-04-10 02:21:06 AM
Serious business
 
2013-04-10 02:21:13 AM

Fair_Poopsmith: Wall_of_Doodoo: Fark.... Really? What's a 'reddit'?

A magical place where trolls are shut down before they kill politics threads.


Todd Akin had an idea such as yours and it works just about as well.
 
2013-04-10 02:21:55 AM
I just can't believe someone would go on the internet and tell lies

*Whistles innocently*
 
2013-04-10 02:24:11 AM
As a 6'1" male with a penis 9" long and 2" thick with only 2% body fat who drives a Lamborghini to the modeling agency that I founded from my success as a male model where I help other aspiring models make it big in the industry, internet liars make us all look bad, make us all look like we are nothing but liars and worse.  Now, I've only just got back home from the Gym like 26 minutes ago or else I would have responded sooner...
 
2013-04-10 02:24:33 AM

thomps: i guess we'll never know the truth, because i murdered OP and his sister. now please kindly vote for this post as both smart and funny.


Done.  Please don't kill me.
 
2013-04-10 02:25:13 AM

8 inches: I just can't believe someone would go on the internet and tell lies

*Whistles innocently*


lol
 
2013-04-10 02:25:17 AM

Omahawg: I am heir to the post-it note legacy


I invented Post-Its.
 
2013-04-10 02:26:00 AM

SpdrJay: I am a liar. Everything I say is a lie....


FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU U UUUUUUU

/Paradoxical statement is paradoxical.
 
2013-04-10 02:26:26 AM
You can't OD on meth. It's essentially non-toxic. Only an idiot would have ever believed this.
 
2013-04-10 02:26:29 AM

Summoner101: Fair_Poopsmith: Wall_of_Doodoo: Fark.... Really? What's a 'reddit'?

A magical place where trolls are shut down before they kill politics threads.

Todd Akin had an idea such as yours and it works just about as well.


They've still got right wing shills all over, but a troll, if it's legitimate....
 
2013-04-10 02:27:30 AM

impaler: I remember someone pointing out the difficulty of deliberately ODing an unconscious meth addict with meth, specifically because "unconscious" and "meth addict" are mutually exclusive.


This too.
 
2013-04-10 02:27:53 AM
Greening reddit links from daily fail ? Be seeing you. IOW- FU.
 
2013-04-10 02:29:55 AM
I never tell lies on the internet

/3Horn
 
2013-04-10 02:30:01 AM

Fair_Poopsmith: Wall_of_Doodoo: Fark.... Really? What's a 'reddit'?

A magical place where trolls rational people are shut down by

ron paulians before they kill correct politics threads.

FTFY
 
2013-04-10 02:30:23 AM
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Currently all my funds are tied up in  other investments. If you are kind enough to provide me with this money I will be sure to pay you back in the sum of 1 MILLION DOLLARS
 
2013-04-10 02:32:40 AM

Pocket Ninja: A lie is simply a truth that hasn't happened yet, subby. There are no lies, only spoken potential.


I invented time travel and invisibility. Also I have just been crowned supreme emperor of the universe,
 
2013-04-10 02:36:04 AM

gingerjet: Fair_Poopsmith: Wall_of_Doodoo: Fark.... Really? What's a 'reddit'?

A magical place where trolls rational people are shut down by ron paulians before they kill correct politics threads.

FTFY


Whoa, really?  I largely bailed out of here during the last election cycle when politics threads were ended before they even had a chance to begin (by the same dozen or so people every time) and found myself really pleased with the amount of actual discussion going on over there.  Aside from the Ron Paul threads, I don't know that I've seen much support for him over there.
 
2013-04-10 02:39:31 AM
I LOVE IT when a genuine Internet Tough Guy is reduced to the quivering, pubescent child that he is, soiling himself and flailing about, squealing that "It's all just a joke!"

People only behave badly online because WE LET THEM.  If there are consequences such as this, then suddenly AS IF BY MAGIC, they straighten up and behave.
 
2013-04-10 02:40:58 AM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
He needs to practice his lying more.

/Never tell the same lie twice.
 
2013-04-10 02:42:45 AM
I have proof that aliens, Jews, bigfeet, the mob and Jackie Gleason conspired to kill JFK.

/ One of these days Kennedy, one of these days.....
 
2013-04-10 02:42:50 AM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: I never tell lies on the internet

/3Horn


me either

=smidge=
 
2013-04-10 02:45:14 AM
Scrawny gamer? LOL!
 
2013-04-10 02:47:28 AM

gingerjet: Fair_Poopsmith: Wall_of_Doodoo: Fark.... Really? What's a 'reddit'?

A magical place where trolls rational people are shut down by ron paulians before they kill correct politics threads.

FTFY


Lies; dirty commie lies! RON PAUL is the direct political heir of the holy, the great; THE REAGAN. Anything you say that is negitive simply bounces off of then sticks to you.

/ you dirty commie
 
2013-04-10 02:49:50 AM

Fair_Poopsmith: gingerjet: Fair_Poopsmith: Wall_of_Doodoo: Fark.... Really? What's a 'reddit'?

A magical place where trolls rational people are shut down by ron paulians before they kill correct politics threads.

FTFY

Whoa, really?  I largely bailed out of here during the last election cycle when politics threads were ended before they even had a chance to begin (by the same dozen or so people every time) and found myself really pleased with the amount of actual discussion going on over there.  Aside from the Ron Paul threads, I don't know that I've seen much support for him over there.


Discussion on reddit? You mean the place with groupthink and upvoting system that forces unpopular or differing thoughts are pushed down into oblivion.

I read reddit for awhile, it got boring hearing the same thing over and over again because the same ideas are constantly upvoted and the differing views are always voted down.

My co-worker has been editting down his reddit bookmarks due to the amount of not only repeated ideas pushed over and over again, but the fact that what happens is not really discussion, it is more like a backslapping contest.
 
2013-04-10 02:50:10 AM
I killed someone once. Actually, it was two people. A single bullet. From 2kms away. Slight westerly breeze.

I used to be a special forces marksman. Black Ops. Elite Martial Corps. Division X. If you wait for the targets to walk in front, or behind the other, you can shoot through their eyeballs and achieve a double hit with one bullet. It was my trademark. There were videos on Youtube before they got hanked off. You can only find it in specialist underground sites now. Many of them are titled 'Super Soldier Magic Bullet Trick'.
 
2013-04-10 02:50:25 AM

cameroncrazy1984: tenpoundsofcheese: why would anyone believe a French model?

Uhhh...bonjour.


sounds legit.
 
2013-04-10 02:51:18 AM

Fair_Poopsmith: Wall_of_Doodoo: Fark.... Really? What's a 'reddit'?

A magical place where trolls are shut down before they kill politics threads.


With shatty arse "tree" comment formatting.

I could never get into slash dot.
 
2013-04-10 02:56:51 AM

Rhino_man: SpdrJay: I am a liar. Everything I say is a lie....

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU U UUUUUUU

/Paradoxical statement is paradoxical.


No it's not. Lying by saying everything you say is a lie still makes you a liar even if you told the truth with the first statement. Because if you sometimes tell the truth, then not everything you say is a lie.
 
2013-04-10 02:56:52 AM
Had no idea what reddit was till some guy on cnn complained that all the stuff he posted on there ruined his life, because his true identity got out like, compared it to a superheros secret identity being revealed.....

If you confess to a crime even if you didnt do it shouldn't you still have to suffer all of the consequences in the form on years of community service or weekly public beatings?
 
2013-04-10 02:57:57 AM

Great Janitor: As a 6'1" male with a penis 9" long and 2" thick with only 2% body fat who drives a Lamborghini to the modeling agency that I founded from my success as a male model where I help other aspiring models make it big in the industry, internet liars make us all look bad, make us all look like we are nothing but liars and worse.  Now, I've only just got back home from the Gym like 26 minutes ago or else I would have responded sooner...


It's amazing that you can still afford that Lamborghini after you've been skipping your CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS TO ME FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS.

Hurry up and make amends or I'm going to take you and that hyper-virile trouser snake of yours to court. I don't care what the test results say, this is your baby.
 
2013-04-10 02:59:58 AM

thiefofdreams: Fair_Poopsmith: gingerjet: Fair_Poopsmith: Wall_of_Doodoo: Fark.... Really? What's a 'reddit'?

A magical place where trolls rational people are shut down by ron paulians before they kill correct politics threads.

FTFY

Whoa, really?  I largely bailed out of here during the last election cycle when politics threads were ended before they even had a chance to begin (by the same dozen or so people every time) and found myself really pleased with the amount of actual discussion going on over there.  Aside from the Ron Paul threads, I don't know that I've seen much support for him over there.

Discussion on reddit? You mean the place with groupthink and upvoting system that forces unpopular or differing thoughts are pushed down into oblivion.

I read reddit for awhile, it got boring hearing the same thing over and over again because the same ideas are constantly upvoted and the differing views are always voted down.

My co-worker has been editting down his reddit bookmarks due to the amount of not only repeated ideas pushed over and over again, but the fact that what happens is not really discussion, it is more like a backslapping contest.


As opposed to here, where Phil Herup some other troll of the month comes in and shiats all over the conversation, derailing everything by repeating the same nonsense and then refusing to back it up, and the entire thing just becomes a ragefest where everyone throws up their hands and gives up on discussing the actual topic?  I dunno, I'd rather hear some good ideas talked to death, and it's not uncommon that ideas from all over the spectrum get upvoted due to the fact that they aren't just people being disingenuous for attention.  As for the ideas that are pushed down into oblivion... well, a lot of them really deserve to be.
 
2013-04-10 03:00:29 AM

Fair_Poopsmith: Wall_of_Doodoo: Fark.... Really? What's a 'reddit'?

A magical place where trolls are shut down before they kill politics threads.


Politics threads deserve to be killed. And all they're really doing is 'shutting down' those with minority opinions, which upset the established teams who make up the majority. Protecting the status quo was never so cool.
 
2013-04-10 03:02:17 AM

RoyFokker'sGhost: Rhino_man: SpdrJay: I am a liar. Everything I say is a lie....

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU U UUUUUUU

/Paradoxical statement is paradoxical.

No it's not. Lying by saying everything you say is a lie still makes you a liar even if you told the truth with the first statement. Because if you sometimes tell the truth, then not everything you say is a lie.


The statement "Everything I say is a lie" is, in itself, paradoxical.  You see, if everything you say is a lie, then that means that the self-indicting statement is a lie... which means that not everything you say is a lie, thereby indicating that there is the potential for truth in said statement... and if it's true, then it's a lie and therefore cannot be true.  So it cannot be a lie.

Schrödinger's lie is true.
 
2013-04-10 03:04:55 AM

GungFu: I killed someone once. Actually, it was two people. A single bullet. From 2kms away. Slight westerly breeze.

I used to be a special forces marksman. Black Ops. Elite Martial Corps.

Core

FTFAccuracy
 
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