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2013-04-10 01:02:48 AM  
10 votes:
"I'll have what *I'm* having."

;D
2013-04-09 08:40:02 PM  
4 votes:
He tells the person next to him who he is, and they buy him a drink.
2013-04-10 08:10:51 AM  
3 votes:
It was their wedding night and after two rounds of lovemaking Rocky rolled over ready to sleep.  "Arnold Palmer never stopped at two," he heard his new bride say. They went at again and after, right when he was drifting off to sleep, she said,"Arnold Palmer never stopped at three."  After the fourth time Rock collapsed in complete exhaustion only to hear that sweet voice whisper, "Arnold Palmer never quit at four."

He crawled out of bed, limped to the phone and started to dial. "Who are you calling?" "Arnold Palmer. I going to find out the par for this hole."

/try the veal with your AP.  It's a delicious combination
2013-04-10 09:23:18 AM  
2 votes:
www.replikultes.net
Meeeeeeeee!!
2013-04-10 02:31:04 AM  
2 votes:
I attended a relativity seminar many years ago where the lecturer was Australian physicist Roy Kerr, eponymous discoverer of the Kerr solution (to Einstein's field equations).  The most famous solution is Schwarzschild's, which describes the metric around a spherically symmetric mass.  Kerr's solution describes the field around a rotating axially symmetric mass (e.g., around a star such as the sun).  Partway through the seminar it became obvious Dr. Kerr was going to have a make a reference to his solution and I'm sure I was not the only attendee wondering how he was going to do it.  When the time came when anyone else would have uttered the words "the Kerr solution", Dr. Kerr said "the spinning Schwarzschild solution".  Bryce Dewitt spoke up, asking "I'm sorry.  The what?" and Dr. Kerr relented: "oh, alright.  The Kerr solution".

/ the Relativity Center shared a copier with the Center for Particle Theory
// one bin for copy machine errors was labeled "relatively bad copies"
/// and the other "particularly bad copies"
/V ha ha
2013-04-09 08:40:59 PM  
2 votes:
"I'm back."

Oh sorry. Wrong Arnold.
2013-04-10 09:27:13 AM  
1 votes:
What do you call this?
www.gavinrothery.com
2013-04-10 02:48:31 AM  
1 votes:

mnemonic device: I attended a relativity seminar many years ago where the lecturer was Australian physicist Roy Kerr, eponymous discoverer of the Kerr solution (to Einstein's field equations).  The most famous solution is Schwarzschild's, which describes the metric around a spherically symmetric mass.  Kerr's solution describes the field around a rotating axially symmetric mass (e.g., around a star such as the sun).  Partway through the seminar it became obvious Dr. Kerr was going to have a make a reference to his solution and I'm sure I was not the only attendee wondering how he was going to do it.  When the time came when anyone else would have uttered the words "the Kerr solution", Dr. Kerr said "the spinning Schwarzschild solution".  Bryce Dewitt spoke up, asking "I'm sorry.  The what?" and Dr. Kerr relented: "oh, alright.  The Kerr solution".

/ the Relativity Center shared a copier with the Center for Particle Theory
// one bin for copy machine errors was labeled "relatively bad copies"
/// and the other "particularly bad copies"
/V ha ha


My pocket protector is sore just from reading this.
2013-04-10 02:33:51 AM  
1 votes:

CipollinaFan: farkingismybusiness: Bartender, put some vodka in me.

That is a John Daly

A Juan Daily is half corona half lemonade with a shot of Tequilla.


I thought that was what your mom enjoyed.
2013-04-10 02:26:34 AM  
1 votes:
The same way Dirty Sanchez orders a Dirty Sanchez.
2013-04-10 02:23:00 AM  
1 votes:
Adam Carolla invented the Tiger Woods: Half Coke, Half Diet Coke
2013-04-10 01:12:16 AM  
1 votes:
Hilda, can you do the "me" maneuver on me?

d.gr-assets.com

/cake or death?
2013-04-10 01:09:57 AM  
1 votes:
Since 99% of the people serving him probably have no idea who he is, I wonder how the wink goes over.
2013-04-10 01:09:08 AM  
1 votes:

farkingismybusiness: Bartender, put some vodka in me.


That is a John Daly

A Juan Daily is half corona half lemonade with a shot of Tequilla.
2013-04-09 08:54:25 PM  
1 votes:
Bartender, can I get a me with a twist of lemon?
 
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