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(Yahoo)   How does Arnold Palmer order an Arnold Palmer?   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Arnold Palmer, Pebble Beach, major championships, iced teas, Augusta National  
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10841 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Apr 2013 at 12:56 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-09 08:40:02 PM  
7 votes:
He tells the person next to him who he is, and they buy him a drink.
2013-04-09 10:53:32 PM  
2 votes:
An Arnold Palmer is probably the best drink that doesn't have booze in it.
2013-04-10 02:31:04 AM  
1 vote:
I attended a relativity seminar many years ago where the lecturer was Australian physicist Roy Kerr, eponymous discoverer of the Kerr solution (to Einstein's field equations).  The most famous solution is Schwarzschild's, which describes the metric around a spherically symmetric mass.  Kerr's solution describes the field around a rotating axially symmetric mass (e.g., around a star such as the sun).  Partway through the seminar it became obvious Dr. Kerr was going to have a make a reference to his solution and I'm sure I was not the only attendee wondering how he was going to do it.  When the time came when anyone else would have uttered the words "the Kerr solution", Dr. Kerr said "the spinning Schwarzschild solution".  Bryce Dewitt spoke up, asking "I'm sorry.  The what?" and Dr. Kerr relented: "oh, alright.  The Kerr solution".

/ the Relativity Center shared a copier with the Center for Particle Theory
// one bin for copy machine errors was labeled "relatively bad copies"
/// and the other "particularly bad copies"
/V ha ha
2013-04-10 01:37:51 AM  
1 vote:

Troy McClure: Since 99% of the people serving him probably have no idea who he is, I wonder how the wink goes over.

At Augusta?  Anyone working at Augusta will know Arnold Palmer's great-great-great-great grandson.
2013-04-10 01:12:16 AM  
1 vote:
Hilda, can you do the "me" maneuver on me? Full Size

/cake or death?
2013-04-10 01:09:57 AM  
1 vote:
Since 99% of the people serving him probably have no idea who he is, I wonder how the wink goes over.
2013-04-10 01:09:08 AM  
1 vote:

farkingismybusiness: Bartender, put some vodka in me.

That is a John Daly

A Juan Daily is half corona half lemonade with a shot of Tequilla.
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