farkingismybusiness: Bartender, put some vodka in me.
mnemonic device: I attended a relativity seminar many years ago where the lecturer was Australian physicist Roy Kerr, eponymous discoverer of the Kerr solution (to Einstein's field equations). The most famous solution is Schwarzschild's, which describes the metric around a spherically symmetric mass. Kerr's solution describes the field around a rotating axially symmetric mass (e.g., around a star such as the sun). Partway through the seminar it became obvious Dr. Kerr was going to have a make a reference to his solution and I'm sure I was not the only attendee wondering how he was going to do it. When the time came when anyone else would have uttered the words "the Kerr solution", Dr. Kerr said "the spinning Schwarzschild solution". Bryce Dewitt spoke up, asking "I'm sorry. The what?" and Dr. Kerr relented: "oh, alright. The Kerr solution".
Rhino_man: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Rhino_man: Pisses me off that I can't find Arnold Palmer without aspartame in it, unless I make it myself. It's delicious, but I don't want the increased risk of brain cancer.wutDon't mind me... everyone is entitled to one paranoid, anti-vaxxer style distrust of the government. That's mine.
Alonjar: Manfred J. Hattan: Troy McClure: Since 99% of the people serving him probably have no idea who he is, I wonder how the wink goes over.At Augusta? Anyone working at Augusta will know Arnold Palmer's great-great-great-great grandson.Yeah, non-golf people have no concept of what Augusta is.
LemSkroob: The Smails Kid: He says, "Hey Sabu, can you make a bull shot?"can you make a shoe smell?
MFAWG: Troy McClure: Since 99% of the people serving him probably have no idea who he is, I wonder how the wink goes over.He's still one of the most recognizable faces in golf, so no,the biggest redneck here: GoSurfing: meyerkev: Guys, he's classier than that. Dad caddied for him once, and says the man is "pure class". Calling it a "Mr. Palmer" sounds just about right.He really is. I'm not even a fan of golfing but I know Arnold Palmer is a good guy.He's lucky that the media shielded celebs in his heyday, because if they didn't he'd have a worse rep than Tiger.I've honestly never, ever heard that. Demaret was a legend partly for his drinking and womanizing. Oh, and the clothes.[www.golftransactions.com image 200x300]Hot like a platinum blonde in a convertible in Palm Springs.
LazarusLong42: Alonjar: Manfred J. Hattan: Troy McClure: Since 99% of the people serving him probably have no idea who he is, I wonder how the wink goes over.At Augusta? Anyone working at Augusta will know Arnold Palmer's great-great-great-great grandson.Yeah, non-golf people have no concept of what Augusta is.Neither do non-white non-males except Tiger Woods.
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