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(Gizmodo)   Sure, Jobs is dead, Apple stock is down, the iPhone 5 and iPad mini were uninspired refreshes, but there's no reason to think that Apple is in....oh......oh no   ( divider line
    More: Fail, iPhone, iPads, Yahoo, systems integration  
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2013-04-09 10:03:08 PM  
3 votes:
Up next, integrating AOL and Netscape.
2013-04-09 08:31:38 PM  
2 votes:
bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, i agree with tag.
2013-04-10 09:03:20 PM  
1 vote:
NEXT UP: Microsoft, in an effort to keep up with Apple's Yahoo efforts, drops Bing and teams with AOL for the new Windows Phone.
2013-04-10 04:12:34 PM  
1 vote:

Gig103: he was a modern day P.T. Barnum. Full Size

"Roll up, roll up. Come an get yer luvverly iPhone. I`ve licked every one of them. Only five hundred million left. Be the first to gaze in wonder at the static icons. White is cool. No really, it is! I`m wearing white now!"
2013-04-10 10:07:15 AM  
1 vote:

thornhill: And for all the mocking of the iPhone 5 being a refresh, if you've actually ever held it and then compared to previous iPhones, it's immediately clear how much lighter it is and easier to hold.

iPhone 5 - 112 grams
iPhone 4S - 137 grams

Difference being 25 grams or .88 ounces if that much weight really makes a difference to you then I feel really sorry for your weak newborn arms.  I would take a phone that is twice as heavy if it gives me a week long charge.
2013-04-10 08:33:14 AM  
1 vote:

aintnuttintofarkwith: OK OK... Think now, biatches.

How many people do YOU know that have a competing smartphone that WISH they had an iPhone.

Now, compare that to the amount of people that have an iPhone that WISH they had something else.

Be honest, iHater biatches...

Do you know anyone with a job? You don't actually have to wish for a phone, you can buy it.
2013-04-10 08:31:08 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-10 06:59:06 AM  
1 vote:

bingethinker: If the iPhone 5 was an uninspired refresh, so is the Galaxy S4. And how can the iPad mini be a "refresh" when they didn't sell one before?

Yes, Jobs is dead. You got one fact right there, so you're above average for the iHater Squad.

Shouldn't you be spray-painting something bigoted on a mosque somewhere?
2013-04-10 02:43:26 AM  
1 vote:
Remember when Yahoo's management turned down Microsoft's $33 a share offer to buy them out?  Good times.
2013-04-10 02:33:47 AM  
1 vote:

Will Apples move to integrate yahoo into it's products be a good thing?

Best answers.

1. Oh yeah. totally

2. yes. without a doubt.

3. I can't see it being anything but good.

4. Cabbage

5. I hope so. I love yahoo so much!
2013-04-10 02:27:48 AM  
1 vote:
When I was a kid we had to open separate browser instances and type the complete correct url for altavista, yahoo.......remember hoping the browser with porn in it didn't hang a bit when you tried to switch back to the other "work" browser?  Cars didn't even have seatbelts..... I mean there weren't even panic button screensavers back then.

yahoo flash ram
2013-04-10 02:27:15 AM  
1 vote:
Sears integrates with KMart.
2013-04-10 12:27:31 AM  
1 vote:
This headline is bad, and both submitter and the greenlighting admin should feel bad.
2013-04-09 08:44:28 PM  
1 vote:
Damn. I forgot my Yahoo login and password more than a decade ago. Maybe I should make a new one so I can take advantage of all the fail coming to the iPhone I will never buy.
2013-04-09 08:40:21 PM  
1 vote:
Damn that is great for Yahoo...not sure about anyone else
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