FARK.com: (7691326) 102-year-old man says the secret to a long life is "no nightclubbing and all that business"

		102-year-old man says the secret to a long life is "no nightclubbing and all that business" (myfoxdc.com)		4
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dudemanbro		2013-04-10 01:48:32 AM

1 votes:

When I reach 100 I'm gonna tell everyone it was because of hookers and blow.

Marcus Aurelius		2013-04-10 01:40:58 AM

1 votes:

I don't always go clubbing, but when I do, I prefer Moroccan hashish, Afghan opium, Columbian coke, and Barcelona nightclubs.

But perhaps that is just me.

Smeggy Smurf		2013-04-10 01:24:35 AM

1 votes:

He's not really 100. He just lives such a boring life that 30 years felt like 100

jaylectricity		2013-04-10 12:19:58 AM

1 votes:

Step 1: Live to 100
Step 2: Think of something you never did
Step 3: Claim that avoiding something you never did is the key to living to 100
Step 4: ????

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