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(CBC)   "Cosby continued to yell and make threats to those restraining him, threatening to slit their throats and send their genitals to their mothers." What, did someone make fun of his sweaters?   (cbc.ca) divider line 54
    More: Scary, Iqaluit, cosby, Gatwick Airport, Crown Prosecutor, time served, Air Transat, flights  
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2013-04-09 08:12:54 PM  
That was a very special episode on the dangers of crack cocaine.
 
2013-04-09 08:18:11 PM  
I've always heard about someone having a "conniption," but I'd never seen one.  You don't wanna see one.
 
2013-04-09 08:26:37 PM  
Bruce said his client doesn't remember all of the events and is completely horrified.

Does he remember some of them? Because there were multiple events that involved being a raging asshole.
 
2013-04-09 11:50:31 PM  
Someone didn't understand what the Jazz was all about.


/Read one of the tags as "Clown Prosecutor"
 
2013-04-10 12:04:38 AM  
"And your testicles and the HEY HEY HEY!! And your mom is gonna have to sign for 'em and Junior Barnes is a gunky"
 
2013-04-10 12:45:56 AM  
He wasn't sitting Still, nor was he Young.
Probably Nashed his teeth during the process

/R how does it work?
 
2013-04-10 01:21:07 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: He wasn't sitting Still, nor was he Young.
Probably Nashed his teeth during the process

/R how does it work?


How many more bad jokes are we going to deal with

How many more!?
 
2013-04-10 01:27:05 AM  
Visiting Iqaluit could be pretty interesting, but not $16,000 worth of interesting.
 
2013-04-10 01:28:33 AM  
FTFA: A crew member read him a card about appropriate behaviour and took Cosby to the back of the plane

literally read him the riot act, eh?
 
2013-04-10 03:50:43 AM  
Sometimes, it's easier to just eat the farking pudding pop.
 
2013-04-10 04:05:14 AM  

Aar1012: tenpoundsofcheese: He wasn't sitting Still, nor was he Young.
Probably Nashed his teeth during the process

/R how does it work?

How many more bad jokes are we going to deal with

How many more!?


Great, now I hear in my head Cosby covering CSNY.

/ tin soldiers and nixon's coming... de dooby dee shoo-bie dee dee
 
2013-04-10 04:08:24 AM  
Moments before the freakout.
www.trapshooters.com
Bippidy bop!
 
2013-04-10 04:10:00 AM  
Drugged up people say the darndest things!
 
2013-04-10 04:10:55 AM  
Did someone say 'Cosby sweater'?

Link

/Sorry
 
2013-04-10 04:13:15 AM  

illannoyin: Did someone say 'Cosby sweater'?

Link

/Sorry


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-10 04:21:28 AM  
FTA: "To those restraining him, who included a Welsh person and British-Canadians, he said "Welshmen should be slaughtered."
In remembrance of The Great Welsh Slaughter of 1863 that is a truly horrific thing to utter.

/ pudding pops
 
2013-04-10 04:21:32 AM  

farkingismybusiness: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x396]


lofiland.com
 
2013-04-10 04:27:11 AM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2013-04-10 04:37:05 AM  
There's been more than one incident of this caliber, where someone has *NO* history of violence of acting out in this manner, or even being a douche...and they go batshiat on a flight with severely irrational and violent behavior akin to a psychotic break.

I really wonder if there's some contributing factor, because normally drunk people don't act this way. Perhaps these are people who are the rare 'bad drunks' and they just never got as drunk as they did on the plane because of fears of flying (or being stupid). Maybe it's a mix of medication. Maybe something about flying and consumption of alcohol and being afraid does something to some people. IDK, but these types of cases seem to have similarities of outrageousness.

Again, IDK maybe the guy is just Douche McDouchey
 
2013-04-10 04:37:11 AM  
Sometimes it's best to have a Coke and a smile and shut the fark up.
 
2013-04-10 04:38:57 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-10 05:58:41 AM  
Somebody give that man a jello pudding pop.  A googoogachoob.
 
2013-04-10 06:04:04 AM  
No. That's pretty normal wherever there are people and alcohol. There's at least one or two in every crowd.
 
2013-04-10 06:10:18 AM  
Had a similar but less dramatic event on West Coast flight recently. Drunk guy sitting across the aisle getting progressively agitated and nutty as the flight progressed. By the end of the flight, it was clear to him we were all sheeple for not believing his 9/11 conspiracy theory and was vocalizing loudly and profanely.

Fortunately he got off the plane without incident -- and got to continue his conversation with airport security for his behavior (as well as for smoking in the airplane lavatory).

Like this English guy, before he started raving, this guy said he was doing long hours of shift work -- up to 21 days straight. Makes me wonder if there is not some latent psychosis brought up by that kind of work cycle + drink.
 
2013-04-10 06:13:13 AM  

Fair_Poopsmith: I've always heard about someone having a "conniption," but I'd never seen one.  You don't wanna see one.


His head.. split. The skin and hair split and came off of his face so that there was nothing except the skull! And orange light came out of his hair and it lit all around! And fire shot from his eye sockets and began to burn their stomachs! And he said, "WHY ARE YOU RESTRAINING ME?!"
 
2013-04-10 06:16:15 AM  
Holy crap that is a VERY yellow airport in the article.
 
2013-04-10 06:31:48 AM  
"I SAIDZZ, I WANT  MY  PUDDING POPSZZ!"
 
2013-04-10 07:35:30 AM  
Bill Cosby Bukowski?
 
2013-04-10 07:40:24 AM  
Mortimer Ichabod talks to him...instructs him...and sometimes, Mortimer Ichabod has to settle scores by spilling the blood of the unbelievers on Picture Page G3.
 
2013-04-10 07:41:38 AM  

Rufus Lee King: Ruiizu: Holy crap that is a VERY yellow airport in the article.

Quite rightly.

[tralfaz-archives.com image 400x429]


Thank you for that.
/old
//earworms!
///and slashies
 
2013-04-10 07:51:09 AM  
By the way, along with yesterday's Daily Mail greenlight about that other flight, there is now a Drunken British Air Passenger trifecta in play.
 
2013-04-10 08:10:43 AM  
Lady Indica:
I really wonder if there's some contributing factor, because normally drunk people don't act this way. Perhaps these are people who are the rare 'bad drunks' and they just never got as drunk as they did on the plane because of fears of flying (or being stupid). Maybe it's a mix of medication. Maybe something about flying and consumption of alcohol and being afraid does something to some people. IDK, but these types of cases seem to have similarities of outrageousness.

People act this way drunk all the time.  This is really the worst of the worst, and under normal drinking circumstances this asshole would have been hauled away from a house party by cops, or thrown into the street by a bouncer.  It's just that being stuck on a plane drastically limited the options to properly handle him, and the fight just made him madder and crazier.
 
2013-04-10 08:12:10 AM  
It never occurred to anyone on the plane to knock him unconscious? After ten minutes of that shiat, you'd think SOMEONE would hit him over the head.
 
2013-04-10 08:15:14 AM  
I'm I the only one who thought the article was going to be about this guy?

farm6.static.flickr.com


Even after opening the link and seeing the word "Iqaluit", I read it as "Igninla".
 
2013-04-10 08:37:36 AM  
www.westeros.org
 
2013-04-10 08:39:31 AM  
 
2013-04-10 08:42:20 AM  
Seen Rudy lately?

i.huffpost.com

Rawr...
 
2013-04-10 08:43:13 AM  
 
2013-04-10 08:51:39 AM  
So does Picture Page become more artsy when he's coked out of his skull?
 
2013-04-10 08:57:17 AM  

minnesotaboy: Seen Rudy lately?

[i.huffpost.com image 570x856]

Rawr...


FAKE!

Here's how she really turned out:

img196.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-10 08:57:59 AM  
There's a very good reason for my actions, Theo.  You see, they were talking about the pudding pops and the Rudy-with-the mustache and I went zippity pip pop zippity zoom and I had to talk about their mothers and they want BWAAAAAAH.
 
2013-04-10 08:58:08 AM  

Lady Indica: There's been more than one incident of this caliber, where someone has *NO* history of violence of acting out in this manner, or even being a douche...and they go batshiat on a flight with severely irrational and violent behavior akin to a psychotic break.

I really wonder if there's some contributing factor, because normally drunk people don't act this way. Perhaps these are people who are the rare 'bad drunks' and they just never got as drunk as they did on the plane because of fears of flying (or being stupid). Maybe it's a mix of medication. Maybe something about flying and consumption of alcohol and being afraid does something to some people. IDK, but these types of cases seem to have similarities of outrageousness.

Again, IDK maybe the guy is just Douche McDouchey


Flying after deep-sea diving has been known to have some unpleasant side effects...
 
2013-04-10 09:02:32 AM  
Do you knooooowwwwwww you can killlll someone with a puddingpop?
 
2013-04-10 09:20:36 AM  

Muta: I'm I the only one who thought the article was going to be about this guy?

[farm6.static.flickr.com image 500x325]

Even after opening the link and seeing the word "Iqaluit", I read it as "Igninla".


When I first read the headline I thought it was a little early in the healing process to be getting in fights. Had to reread it to make sure.
 
2013-04-10 09:27:19 AM  

bonobo73: Had a similar but less dramatic event on West Coast flight recently. Drunk guy sitting across the aisle getting progressively agitated and nutty as the flight progressed. By the end of the flight, it was clear to him we were all sheeple for not believing his 9/11 conspiracy theory and was vocalizing loudly and profanely.

Fortunately he got off the plane without incident -- and got to continue his conversation with airport security for his behavior (as well as for smoking in the airplane lavatory).

Like this English guy, before he started raving, this guy said he was doing long hours of shift work -- up to 21 days straight. Makes me wonder if there is not some latent psychosis brought up by that kind of work cycle + drink.


Maybe he's got the BRAIN DAMAGE?
 
2013-04-10 10:02:32 AM  
Does Bill Cosby have to choke a biatch?
 
2013-04-10 10:03:49 AM  

Mega Steve: It never occurred to anyone on the plane to knock him unconscious? After ten minutes of that shiat, you'd think SOMEONE would hit him over the head.


Knocking him out for a few seconds probably wouldn't have helped, and knocking him out for a few hours would have left him permanently injured or dead. A whack from a person who wasn't an expert in concussions would also probably have been done in the wrong way to induce unconsciousness (e.g., over the top of the head) and so if done repeatedly would only have resulted in the man's death or mortal injury.

So, while it is a bit surprising that no one there wrongly thought it was a good idea, it's fortunate that they didn't.
 
2013-04-10 10:14:47 AM  
I went to a friend's commencement a Northwestern U a few years back. Bill Cosby was the speaker. He raved on & on about how their college degree does not entitle them to a job, but only to the opportunity to get one -- and then they have to "work the opportunity."  But then he has a Doctorate in Education so he's got to be right.

This guy in TFA is a prime example of "working the opportunity" and look what it got him. He didn't even get to fly Mandy. (<- Obscure?)

And speaking of sweaters, it's FINALLY too warm in Lexington, KY to wear one all day. Maybe I'll celebrate by trying yet again for my first blackout. (Last time I got on Fark and typed so long & hard I forgot to keep drinking.)

Anyway.
 
2013-04-10 10:15:39 AM  

slykens1: Muta: I'm I the only one who thought the article was going to be about this guy?

[farm6.static.flickr.com image 500x325]

Even after opening the link and seeing the word "Iqaluit", I read it as "Igninla".

When I first read the headline I thought it was a little early in the healing process to be getting in fights. Had to reread it to make sure.


How's he gonna push people's gloves away when he's being restrained? No to mention that it's tough to pull hair when you're in plastic cuffs.
 
2013-04-10 10:51:52 AM  
"I'm just a normal Englishman really. I'm not a hooligan. I'm not violent. I've never had a violent past. I've never really had a criminal record ... I will never, never drink again, ever."

i1136.photobucket.com
 
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