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2013-04-09 11:56:09 PM
Wow man, that's some heavy shiat, man.
 
2013-04-10 02:23:53 AM
Cops say man used feces to-

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2013-04-10 02:41:33 AM
Mr. Nugent, paging Mr. Ted Nugent.
 
2013-04-10 03:01:57 AM
When I was a kid one of the rites of spring was Mr Guess, 3 doors down, covering his lawn with manure.  Stunk up the neighborhood for a good week.

Musta been good shiat cuz he had the best lawn in the neighborhood.
 
2013-04-10 03:22:54 AM

Snotnose: When I was a kid one of the rites of spring was Mr Guess, 3 doors down, covering his lawn with manure.  Stunk up the neighborhood for a good week.

Musta been good shiat cuz he had the best lawn in the neighborhood.


Well, sure, what kid's gonna run across it?
 
2013-04-10 06:07:17 AM
Look, if you're growing inside you're gonna need some HVAC anyway during the summer months.  Just spend the extra dough on a carbon scrubber.  They sell half assed ones at grocery stores ffs.
 
2013-04-10 06:08:33 AM
Marijuanus.
 
2013-04-10 06:12:14 AM
Is it just me or have there been an increase of stinky grower threads recently?
 
2013-04-10 06:13:08 AM
"Animal control officers also seized two Sheppard-type dogs"

"Shepherd," you illiterate communications major intern.
 
2013-04-10 06:14:05 AM
Must've been a lot of Labradors around

/oh, wait, "human feces"
//nopenopenopenopenope
 
2013-04-10 06:15:20 AM
Damn hoarders.
 
2013-04-10 06:15:46 AM
I think it was fertilizer, not odor mask.
 
2013-04-10 06:16:00 AM

BarkingUnicorn: "Animal control officers also seized two Sheppard-type dogs"

"Shepherd," you illiterate communications major intern.


At least they didn't call them "canoidal animals" or some other desperate attempt to sound intelligent.
 
2013-04-10 06:20:56 AM

lewismarktwo: Look, if you're growing inside you're gonna need some HVAC anyway during the summer months.  Just spend the extra dough on a carbon scrubber.  They sell half assed ones at grocery stores ffs.


Made mine for a little over the price of a bottle of scotch. I used the cylindrical box of the whiskey as the main container, making a smaller cylinder out of chicken wire, covered in pantihose (?!? seriously, that's what strumpbyxor is in english? the direct translation is sock-trousers), then in the space between the two, filled with the large-grain carbon chips they sell in the home-brew shops. For a fan I bought a $10 computer fan. Total cost was 502 SEK (~80 USD), but I got a full bottle of laphroaig and an effective carbon scrubber.

/csb
 
2013-04-10 06:22:29 AM

miss diminutive: BarkingUnicorn: "Animal control officers also seized two Sheppard-type dogs"

"Shepherd," you illiterate communications major intern.

At least they didn't call them "canoidal animals" or some other desperate attempt to sound intelligent.


Or Pitbull.  Every dog that isn't a chihuahua is a Pit Bull.  The AK-47 of the dog world.
 
2013-04-10 06:27:17 AM
Wasn't it just recently that a family that lived next door to a pot grower was complaining about the smell of the operation?

I remember this because not a few people here flew in to "nothing is wrong with marijuana!" mode and called the neighbors whiners who just didn't like pot for some reason.

So are we now admitting that growing pot plants produces a smell so intense that you might try to cover it up with... that? In which case it might be time to admit that growing pot in a residential area should be made illegal.
 
2013-04-10 06:34:17 AM
There have been an awful lot of poop threads on Fark lately.
 
xcv
2013-04-10 06:43:47 AM

randomjsa: So are we now admitting that growing pot plants produces a smell so intense that you might try to cover it up with... that? In which case it might be time to admit that growing pot in a residential area should be made illegal.


Or legalize weed so people don't get placed on a SWAT raid list for buying odor filters that could also be made mandatory.
 

Otherwise let's ban manure fertilizer from residential neighborhoods, and leaf blowers/gas-powered lawnmowers cause of all the noise pollution.
 
2013-04-10 06:50:03 AM

the_colors: There have been an awful lot of poop threads on Fark lately.


They come in waves
 
2013-04-10 06:53:08 AM
www.scenicreflections.com
 
2013-04-10 06:53:10 AM

Rufus Lee King: the_colors: There have been an awful lot of poop threads on Fark lately.

Noticed that, have you?


Hey even the best mods have their kinks.

/some are just more disgusting than others.
 
2013-04-10 06:56:48 AM
uttertosh:
Made mine for a little over the price of a bottle of scotch. I used the cylindrical box of the whiskey as the main container, making a smaller cylinder out of chicken wire, covered in pantihose (?!? seriously, that's what strumpbyxor is in english? the direct translation is sock-trousers), then in the space between the two, filled with the large-grain carbon chips they sell in the home-brew shops. For a fan I bought a $10 computer fan. Total cost was 502 SEK (~80 USD), but I got a full bottle of laphroaig and an effective carbon scrubber.

While I'd like to try to persuade you that "pantyhose" is obscene and offensive and means something quite different... I think that is indeed the correct word for what you meant.
 
2013-04-10 06:59:25 AM

Apos: Cops say man used feces to-


That's the longest gif I've seen on fark. And pretty cool
 
2013-04-10 06:59:44 AM

gadian: miss diminutive: BarkingUnicorn: "Animal control officers also seized two Sheppard-type dogs"

"Shepherd," you illiterate communications major intern.

At least they didn't call them "canoidal animals" or some other desperate attempt to sound intelligent.

Or Pitbull.  Every dog that isn't a chihuahua is a Pit Bull.  The AK-47 of the dog world.


img46.imageshack.us
/quick and dirty
 
2013-04-10 07:03:25 AM

No Time To Explain: the_colors: There have been an awful lot of poop threads on Fark lately.

They come in waves

showers.

FTFY.
 
2013-04-10 07:15:57 AM
Henry Ha Nguyen

www.magrathea.com
 
2013-04-10 07:26:02 AM

Uncle Tractor: Is it just me or have there been an increase of stinky grower threads recently?


Right you are sir. Perhaps it's because prices are so high or more people need additional income.

More people need to discover the magic of YouTube, where there is e-z how to's for everything.
 
2013-04-10 07:28:19 AM
Like people aren't gonna call the cops because your house smells like shiat.
 
2013-04-10 08:08:02 AM

BarkingUnicorn: "Animal control officers also seized two Sheppard-type dogs"

"Shepherd," you illiterate communications major intern.


Journalist must be from around here (Toronto), since there's a major road with that spelling near where I work.
 
2013-04-10 08:16:08 AM
The first image in the upcoming series "The feces of meth"

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2013-04-10 08:23:13 AM

Uncle Tractor: Is it just me or have there been an increase of stinky grower threads recently?


This.  Well, at least in the local Houston news.  And they all seem to be run by Vietnamese.  Which makes me think its the cartels that may have something to do with it.  Sort of a cold war between growers, don't go shoot all of them up in a bloodbath and cause a huge scene (save that for across the border), just call the cops on them saying you smell something skunky.  But also for every grow house you see busted, I'm sure there are 5-6 at least who have their shiat together, and someone more than willing to step in to fill the old growers shoes.  Its like torrent sites, you take one down for copyright and the next day you have 5 more new sites up and running.  At some point it will get through the conservatives thick skulls that for better or worse the demand for this naturally occurring plant is not going away, and it might be better to have some control of where the revenues it generates are going.
 
2013-04-10 08:32:03 AM
So THAT'S why my stash smells funny! Ewwwwww.
 
2013-04-10 08:38:27 AM
Because having a house that smells like shait in no way will attract attention to yourself.

/dumbass
 
2013-04-10 08:45:40 AM
Or he could have just used a damn carbon air scrubber... moron.
 
2013-04-10 08:56:09 AM
archives.frederatorblogs.com

I wonder if one narcotics policeman, I call them 'narcotics policemen' 'cause I don't like the word 'narc'. Sounds too final. Y'know, 'narc' (boom). Sounds like it's over. 'Narcotics policeman' sounds like you might have a chance of talking him out of it, y'know? Good luck.
But I wonder if one narc could go all the way through school and not know that "sh*t" means "sh******t"? He might.
Sure be in for a lot of surprises first day on the job, though. Some guy would roll up on him,
"Hey! You wanna buy some sh*t?"
"Well, I never thought about it, really. Where did you get the sh*t" Try to draw him out. Find out the identity of 'Mr. Big', right?
"Well, we brought it back from Cambodia in a guitar, man, and we, um, made brownies out of some of it and we gave some away as a wedding present and we're selling the rest, man."
"Sounds like some sort of a religious cult. How much is the sh*t?"
"I'll let you have two ounces for ninety dollars, man."
"Must be good sh*t"
"Yeah, it is, man. Think ya want some papers with that?"
"Yes, better let me have a roll or two, would you?"

/can't fool me, man, "shoot" is just "sh*t" with two Os.
// shiat, piss, fark, coont, cocksucker, motherfarker, tits.
 
2013-04-10 09:15:56 AM
Dudes getting busted for growing less than half an ounce over the course of a year? And he needed to use human excrement to block out the smell?
 
2013-04-10 09:16:56 AM

uttertosh: lewismarktwo: Look, if you're growing inside you're gonna need some HVAC anyway during the summer months.  Just spend the extra dough on a carbon scrubber.  They sell half assed ones at grocery stores ffs.

Made mine for a little over the price of a bottle of scotch. I used the cylindrical box of the whiskey as the main container, making a smaller cylinder out of chicken wire, covered in pantihose (?!? seriously, that's what strumpbyxor is in english? the direct translation is sock-trousers), then in the space between the two, filled with the large-grain carbon chips they sell in the home-brew shops. For a fan I bought a $10 computer fan. Total cost was 502 SEK (~80 USD), but I got a full bottle of laphroaig and an effective carbon scrubber.

/csb


Good man.  And yes, it's called pantyhose and as such is not masculine.
 
2013-04-10 09:44:04 AM
strumpbyxor

I like this word.
 
2013-04-10 09:45:05 AM
s11.postimg.org
 
2013-04-10 09:46:02 AM

lewismarktwo: Good man. And yes, it's called pantyhose and as such is not masculine.


yeah, impressed my girl with how macgyver I was. She even bought the scotch for me from the savings of getting a real scrubber.

Swapping out the carbon is super easy, too. Just a quick de-duck-taping, pour out the old, funnel in the new, re duck-tape, Done.
 
2013-04-10 10:43:18 AM
He was selling Jenkem on the side?
 
2013-04-10 10:47:25 AM

xcv: randomjsa: So are we now admitting that growing pot plants produces a smell so intense that you might try to cover it up with... that? In which case it might be time to admit that growing pot in a residential area should be made illegal.

Or legalize weed so people don't get placed on a SWAT raid list for buying odor filters that could also be made mandatory.

Otherwise let's ban manure fertilizer from residential neighborhoods, and leaf blowers/gas-powered lawnmowers cause of all the noise pollution.


Actually, leaf blowers and their ilk stir up and blow around such disgusting stuff I won't even start the list. But those of us who still have a respiratory system do NOT thank the neighbors who use these machines for polluting the neighborhood air.

And as to what I bolded above...QFT.
 
2013-04-10 10:56:15 AM
Came for the Cheech and Cheong pics.

I am disappoint...
 
2013-04-10 11:02:19 AM
shiat happens man
 
2013-04-10 11:34:06 AM
Nguyenning!
 
2013-04-10 12:47:05 PM

DKnight: Came for the Cheech and Cheong pics.



"What did you call me, man?"
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2013-04-10 01:51:55 PM
I wonder if the cops ever considered that the home lacked functioning plumbing so the growers/tenders simply shat in a 20-gallon pail from time to time.
 
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