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		Smoking hot 36-year-old primary school teacher arrested for sex with student. Just kidding, she quits her day job to become a full-time pole dancer (w/pics) (thesun.co.uk)		18
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jaylectricity		2013-04-09 11:14:58 PM

2 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Also, why do attractive people ugly themselves up with big, gaudy tattoos?

Because their looks got them a lot of attention and they built a tolerance for it. So they need to "express themselves" to chase that dragon.

Adolf Oliver Nipples		2013-04-09 11:03:36 PM

2 votes:

gopher321: Because fark your kids I'm in it for the money.

At least she didn't get arrested for actually farking your kids.

Also, why do attractive people ugly themselves up with big, gaudy tattoos?

doglover		2013-04-09 07:56:37 PM

2 votes:

gopher321: Because fark your kids I'm in it for the money.

Step 1: Tell people how to do their jobs with backseat driving laws.
Step 2: Cut their funding when your laws ruin their performance because you don't know what you're doing.
Step 3: Pass more bullshiat laws.
Step 4: Cut funding as your new laws ruin more.
Step 5: Blame your mess on the people who quit because you stopped paying them.

Bob Falfa		2013-04-09 07:44:52 PM

2 votes:

mike_d85		2013-04-10 06:03:11 AM

1 votes:

Vlad_the_Inaner: Even Emma Watson is acquiring new job skills these days

That's fake.

/but I'll probably still think about it in the shower.

highwayrun		2013-04-10 02:12:26 AM

1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: gopher321: Because fark your kids I'm in it for the money.

At least she didn't get arrested for actually farking your kids.

Also, why do attractive people ugly themselves up with big, gaudy tattoos?

Your brainwashing has truly succeeded when the slaves pay for their own disfigurement.

Vlad_the_Inaner		2013-04-10 01:54:03 AM

1 votes:

Even Emma Watson is acquiring new job skills these days

img.thesun.co.uk

jonjr215		2013-04-10 12:11:23 AM

1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: I was thinking 'meh' the whole way til that last picture. Woah.

Sorry Bro...every woman on the planet, pretty much, can convince you to have sex with her if she shows you that 3rd pose. In my book, this girl is skank all around. A 100% Skanky Skankanaut. BOOORING!!! You need to try something new.

OgreMagi		2013-04-09 11:53:33 PM

1 votes:

She's not ugly, but she has no curves.

encyclopediaplushuman		2013-04-09 11:25:15 PM

1 votes:

/oblig

Popcorn Johnny		2013-04-09 08:02:38 PM

1 votes:

The chick from the Ukraine is my favorite pole dancer out there right now. Here's a short video of her training.

Link

The Ukraine is not weak!

FirstNationalBastard		2013-04-09 07:48:40 PM

1 votes:

gopher321: Because fark your kids I'm in it for the money.

Are there really any teachers left that give a damn about kids (the ones who molest them excluded, of course)?

And why would a teacher care about actually teaching, since it's all about getting the students to memorize the standardized test answers long enough to pass and get the school's federal funding extended?

So, yeah, must be the money.

miss diminutive		2013-04-09 07:44:46 PM

1 votes:

And as well as being backed by colleagues from her old school, the fitness fanatic says her boyfriend, Daniel Woodhouse, is fully supporting her too.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Just please don't scuff the hardwood floors with your erotic display, madam.

Rev.K		2013-04-09 07:40:24 PM

1 votes:

I'd hit it.

And so would all of you.

Ryker's Peninsula		2013-04-09 07:33:51 PM

1 votes:

Good luck in your new career competing with women almost 20 years younger and 10 times hotter than you.

Lorelle		2013-04-09 07:24:15 PM

1 votes:

She probably earns more as a dancer.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2013-04-09 07:22:56 PM

1 votes:

Well, I'm sure the tips are better

/probably

cretinbob		2013-04-09 07:19:14 PM

1 votes:

http://www.poloniamusic.com/Polish_Dancer.JPG

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