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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 36-year-old primary school teacher arrested for sex with student. Just kidding, she quits her day job to become a full-time pole dancer (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 109
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2013-04-09 07:19:14 PM  
 
2013-04-09 07:22:39 PM  
I was thinking 'meh' the whole way til that last picture. Woah.
 
2013-04-09 07:22:56 PM  
Well, I'm sure the tips are better

/probably
 
2013-04-09 07:23:55 PM  
Because fark your kids I'm in it for the money.
 
2013-04-09 07:24:15 PM  
She probably earns more as a dancer.
 
2013-04-09 07:30:22 PM  
She is smoking hot, for Hull.

/Did 7 years of school there.
 
2013-04-09 07:30:51 PM  
Wait, so she wasn't arrested?

/Won't RTFA at work
 
2013-04-09 07:33:51 PM  
Good luck in your new career competing with women almost 20 years younger and 10 times hotter than you.
 
2013-04-09 07:40:24 PM  
I'd hit it.

And so would all of you.
 
2013-04-09 07:40:33 PM  
Whar bewbs whar?
 
2013-04-09 07:44:46 PM  
And as well as being backed by colleagues from her old school, the fitness fanatic says her boyfriend, Daniel Woodhouse, is fully supporting her too.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Just please don't scuff the hardwood floors with your erotic display, madam.
 
2013-04-09 07:44:52 PM  
cache.gawker.com
 
2013-04-09 07:46:40 PM  
"Smoking hot" is a stretch, but this is the first time that phrase has been used with a woman I would most definitely hit, and not pretend I didn't.
 
2013-04-09 07:48:40 PM  

gopher321: Because fark your kids I'm in it for the money.


Are there really any teachers left that give a damn about kids (the ones who molest them excluded, of course)?

And why would a teacher care about actually teaching, since it's all about getting the students to memorize the standardized test answers long enough to pass and get the school's federal funding extended?

So, yeah, must be the money.
 
2013-04-09 07:48:47 PM  
In a year she will be back to taking care of our snot-nosed kids.
 
2013-04-09 07:50:12 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: "Smoking hot" is a stretch, but this is the first time that phrase has been used with a woman I would most definitely hit, and not pretend I didn't.


She's solidly British hot.
 
2013-04-09 07:56:37 PM  

gopher321: Because fark your kids I'm in it for the money.


Step 1: Tell people how to do their jobs with backseat driving laws.
Step 2: Cut their funding when your laws ruin their performance because you don't know what you're doing.
Step 3: Pass more bullshiat laws.
Step 4: Cut funding as your new laws ruin more.
Step 5: Blame your mess on the people who quit because you stopped paying them.
 
2013-04-09 07:59:17 PM  
Emma says her boyfriend is fully supportive of the change in jobs

I'll bet.
 
2013-04-09 08:01:14 PM  
She's AT LEAST an internet 9.
 
2013-04-09 08:02:38 PM  
The chick from the Ukraine is my favorite pole dancer out there right now. Here's a short video of her training.

Link

The Ukraine is not weak!
 
2013-04-09 08:06:23 PM  
"British Pole Superstars Championship"

/the set-up

That rolls off the tongue.

/your turn
 
2013-04-09 08:49:00 PM  

Mentat: Emma says her boyfriend is fully supportive of the change in jobs

I'll bet.


mr. Woodhouse.

/heh
 
2013-04-09 09:01:33 PM  
Don't know why that didn't work, but it is a smoking hot Pole dancer. SFW
 
2013-04-09 09:41:43 PM  
And, of course, she isn't a stripper, she just runs one of those "pole dance for fitness" studios.

So really, it's about as noteworthy as "she quits teaching to open yoga studio".
 
2013-04-09 10:12:57 PM  

Lorelle: She probably definitely earns more as a dancer.


No doubt. And with those tats she was halfway out the door anyway, you can just tell.
 
2013-04-09 10:18:47 PM  
I'm not going to say subby misapplied the "smoking hot" meme, but I wouldn't kick her out of the VIP room.
 
2013-04-09 10:20:01 PM  
England "hot".

/But she is bendy, so she's got that going for her
 
2013-04-09 11:03:36 PM  

gopher321: Because fark your kids I'm in it for the money.


At least she didn't get arrested for actually farking your kids.

Also, why do attractive people ugly themselves up with big, gaudy tattoos?
 
2013-04-09 11:14:58 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Also, why do attractive people ugly themselves up with big, gaudy tattoos?


Because their looks got them a lot of attention and they built a tolerance for it. So they need to "express themselves" to chase that dragon.
 
2013-04-09 11:19:36 PM  
Passably attractive from the neck up. No boobs. Would hit at 1am after a few drinks,
 
2013-04-09 11:20:05 PM  

jaylectricity: So they need to "express themselves" to chase that dragon.


What you did there, I see it.
 
2013-04-09 11:20:35 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Good luck in your new career competing with women almost 20 years younger and 10 times hotter than you.


20 years younger? That woman is 36. Are there 16 year old strippers out there? And if so, would you mind telling me where I can find them?
 
2013-04-09 11:23:50 PM  
British Hot, I suppose.  I've done worse before, and will in the future if I know me.

Whats with that shiatty pole heh It looks like they welded it together out of scrap.
 
2013-04-09 11:24:50 PM  
Not smoking hot. Decent enough if she didn't have the fugly tats (which is redundant, I know.)
 
2013-04-09 11:25:12 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Ryker's Peninsula: Good luck in your new career competing with women almost 20 years younger and 10 times hotter than you.

20 years younger? That woman is 36. Are there 16 year old strippers out there? And if so, would you mind telling me where I can find them?


Mexico, anywhere in Asia.
 
2013-04-09 11:25:15 PM  
i46.tinypic.com
/oblig
 
2013-04-09 11:26:10 PM  

Rev.K: I'd hit it.

And so would all of you.


Why not, she's actually cute.
 
2013-04-09 11:28:53 PM  

austin_millbarge: Rev.K: I'd hit it.

And so would all of you.

Why not, she's actually cute.


FTFM
 
2013-04-09 11:29:29 PM  
So, do you think in the Bizzarro World there is a British version of FARK that has links to stories from American News sources?
 
2013-04-09 11:29:43 PM  
I'd let her teach me. or wrap her legs around my neck. whatever works.
 
2013-04-09 11:29:47 PM  
It would take a few beers, but I wouldn't have to loofah it off.
 
2013-04-09 11:33:36 PM  
Just kidding about that smoking hot part too.
 
2013-04-09 11:34:24 PM  
it depends on her personality
 
2013-04-09 11:34:52 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: gopher321: Because fark your kids I'm in it for the money.

Are there really any teachers left that give a damn about kids (the ones who molest them excluded, of course)?

And why would a teacher care about actually teaching, since it's all about getting the students to memorize the standardized test answers long enough to pass and get the school's federal funding extended?

So, yeah, must be the money.


Do the Brits treat their teachers as poorly as Americans do?
 
2013-04-09 11:36:13 PM  
Why do these English women have that stupid Ginger Spice makeup look and those 'orrible teef?
 
2013-04-09 11:36:22 PM  
I'd stay after school for it.
 
2013-04-09 11:37:40 PM  
Not bad for a Sun link.
 
2013-04-09 11:39:22 PM  
Not bad but the tattoo is horrid.
 
2013-04-09 11:42:17 PM  
Don't quit your day job, honey.
 
2013-04-09 11:43:43 PM  
Is that a Cthulhu tat?
 
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