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ronin		2013-04-09 07:55:57 PM

15 votes:

Do lesbians ever call sex "boxing"? Because they should.

jaytkay		2013-04-09 07:57:46 PM

9 votes:

I was led to believe there would be ten stupid lesbians in the link.

Harumph!

AirForceVet		2013-04-09 08:01:32 PM

8 votes:

A lesbian acquaintance the other night stated she wanted to see my penis as much as she'd like to see some disgusting thing. I replied that I though my penis was beautiful, especially since I polish it every night. :-)

Fano		2013-04-09 08:28:45 PM

7 votes:

SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?

When the cat meows to have the litter box changed.

Fano		2013-04-09 08:17:32 PM

7 votes:

12. Is the preferred nomenclature "vagatarian?"

Donnchadha		2013-04-09 07:51:57 PM

7 votes:

*sigh*

It's not that we don't know what lesbians do in bed. It's that we want to hear you say it ... slowly ... in great detail ... with demonstrations if/when necessary.

fusillade762		2013-04-09 08:11:13 PM

6 votes:

Firstly, there's a lot more to lesbian sex than strap-ons (again, use your imagination. And/or the internet). In fact, many of my people find them ridiculous and unnecessary.

1.bp.blogspot.com

lake_huron		2013-04-09 08:39:05 PM

5 votes:

Q: How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: That's not funny!

Vlad_the_Inaner		2013-04-09 11:18:40 PM

4 votes:

A diagram is needed for the question

i.imgur.com

Ryker's Peninsula		2013-04-09 07:44:01 PM

4 votes:

#1: Can I watch?

Nadie_AZ		2013-04-09 07:02:06 PM

4 votes:

So ... anal?

gambitsgirl		2013-04-09 08:38:19 PM

3 votes:

Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl: vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Will you buy me cotton candy first?

FirstNationalBastard		2013-04-09 08:30:23 PM

3 votes:

gambitsgirl: Wait. Is tits filtered? Or did I fark up?

I just thought you were talking about chicks with small tits and puffy nipples.

Biledriver		2013-04-09 08:05:03 PM

3 votes:

if you were ever to...dance, how do you decide who leads? I mean...do you take turns? Do you discuss it beforehand? How does that work?

ModernLuddite		2013-04-09 08:04:14 PM

3 votes:

Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

legion_of_doo		2013-04-09 11:02:00 PM

2 votes:

I have question.

Do you get hairball like cat?

Spaced Lion		2013-04-09 09:56:45 PM

2 votes:

I had a friend in college who was a butch, and I used to give her rides to the local gay/lesbian bar every other week so she could take part in their drag show. My favorite way to pass the time while she was doing her glamour thing was to hang out at the bar and shoot the shiat with the lesbians. Mostly we talked about our tastes in women, booze, and occasionally guitars. Here are some questions I asked which met with positive responses:

-Brunettes or redheads?
-Big tits or small?
-Shave, trim, or bush - which is best?
-Ale or lager?
-Rum or whiskey?
-What gauge strings are the best?
-Hardtail bridge, or tremolo?

Plus, one time I kept buying one shots until she taught me the cunnilingual equivalent of the Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique, which she was notorious for keeping a closely-guarded secret.

/CSB

FirstNationalBastard		2013-04-09 09:35:41 PM

2 votes:

rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

I know I hate it when creamy filling spurts from the three holes punched in the bottom of my cock.

cedarpark		2013-04-09 09:34:30 PM

2 votes:

Dear Penthouse magazine,

bim1154: One of the very rare experiences I had was back in 1973, the year I graduated high school. I am from a very small community in SW La. Total seniors the year I graduated was 19.

We had quite a few lesbians in that school for being such a small school. Amazingly, even in that day we tended to ignore them without being mean or what ever.

One night I was taking a date out and we stopped by the local bar (drinking age was 18 but we could go to that bar at 17), and the two main lesbian girls were there. Somehow we all made plans to go to the drive-in together, a double date kind of thing. I had a 66 Dodge Coronet at the time and they ended up sitting in the back seat while my girlfriend and I were in the front.

I can't remember the movie, but what I do recall is everyone was making out... my girlfriend and I in the front seat, the "girls" in the backseat. I was very aware of the heavy breathing and the little wet sounds of fingers dipping into the honey wells in the backseat.... I was so farking aroused at the faux orgy that I blew a wad in my pants. At that age I could usually get a couple off a night.

I will never forget that night.

Sincerely, Glenn Beck

desertfool		2013-04-09 08:49:20 PM

2 votes:

MeanJean: Earguy

Look, Igetbeing attracted to a woman. Guys are gross. Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good. But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch." You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit. My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

It isn't that they are just shallowly imitating hetero couples. The butch femme thing is a very complicated, multi-layered, interpersonal statement.

Also, I would imagine it allows one to enjoy having a masculine partner without having to deal with one of those yucky penises.

And what lesbians think of penises is a laugher. Also watch what gay guys think of vaginas.
Honestly, as a hetero male, I think the lesbians have a healthier view of things.

relaxitsjustme		2013-04-09 08:40:55 PM

2 votes:

11. Are you really as biatchy as you come off as in TFA?

sgnilward		2013-04-09 08:40:08 PM

2 votes:

Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

Fano		2013-04-09 08:39:35 PM

2 votes:

redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl: vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.

Perfumed mouse is my current fav

Cytokine Storm		2013-04-09 08:08:47 PM

2 votes:

Biledriver: if you were ever to...dance, how do you decide who leads? I mean...do you take turns? Do you discuss it beforehand? How does that work?

They have an underwear tickle fight beforehand and whoever wins gets to lead.

/fact

doglover		2013-04-09 07:28:59 PM

2 votes:

Spend fifteen years trying to figure out who you are, while panicking about whether your friends and family will accept that person. Have entire sections of society discriminate against you and douchebags you went to school with ask you a ton of stupid questions (see this article). Discover what it feels like to be devalued and ridiculed in mainstream media and politics. Done all that? Then you can call me a dyke.

Well cool. I can call her a dyke.

But I DON'T WANT TO. :(

Calipataa		2013-04-10 07:01:29 AM

1 votes:

#11 - Can I borrow your truck?

ciberido		2013-04-10 06:19:23 AM

1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: And that's the appropriate answer: "Why do Twinkies remind you of cock?"

Because they're delicious with a yummy cream filling?

LDM90		2013-04-10 04:29:36 AM

1 votes:

In places where lesbians can marry, does the sex drop off dramatically after the honeymoon, or us that just a straight woman thing?

LDM90		2013-04-10 03:16:03 AM

1 votes:

11. In a relationship, which lesbian insists that the other one drive, and then complain that the other one's driving is making her nervous?

Omahawg		2013-04-10 01:50:41 AM

1 votes:

six-n-tombstone: Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman. Guys are gross. Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good. But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch." You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit. My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

The fact is it is who is in the suit. It can also be how they look in the suit. For instance, there are plenty of straight guys who think Marlene Dietrich looked very fine in a man's suit. According to your logic sense those guys are attracted to Marlene Dietrich in a suit, it means they are attracted to masculinity. Do you think that means they would also be attracted to Milton Berle because he wears a suit?

[i1277.photobucket.com image 695x529]

what about not a suit? we still cool?

i4.ytimg.com

six-n-tombstone		2013-04-10 01:31:04 AM

1 votes:

Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman. Guys are gross. Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good. But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch." You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit. My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

The fact is it is who is in the suit. It can also be how they look in the suit. For instance, there are plenty of straight guys who think Marlene Dietrich looked very fine in a man's suit. According to your logic sense those guys are attracted to Marlene Dietrich in a suit, it means they are attracted to masculinity. Do you think that means they would also be attracted to Milton Berle because he wears a suit?

i1277.photobucket.com

boinkingbill		2013-04-10 01:07:40 AM

1 votes:

I have heard plenty of lesbians talking about how they do the strap-on or the fun they had with the double dildo. I have never heard couple of gay guys ever mention doing the double plastic vagina or arguing over who gets to wear the plastic vagina. Penis envy is alive and well in women.

WhippingBoy		2013-04-09 11:29:24 PM

1 votes:

11. Would you be a lesbian if you weren't allowed to tell anyone that you were a lesbian?

serialsuicidebomber		2013-04-09 10:09:39 PM

1 votes:

Well, *of Course* I think outside the box.

My head hasn't fit into one in 42 yrs..

Omahawg		2013-04-09 09:45:21 PM

1 votes:

or, you know, for free

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

Danger Avoid Death		2013-04-09 09:41:27 PM

1 votes:

At a press conference during some tennis tournament many years ago, Martina Navritilova was asked by some douchebaggy male reporter, "Are you still a lesbian?"

Unperturbed, she shot back, "Are you still the alternative?"

stevetherobot		2013-04-09 09:33:20 PM

1 votes:

gambitsgirl: Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman. Guys are gross. Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good. But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch." You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit. My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

I'm not trying to be a smart ass here. And I'm not being judgmental. I'm just perplexed.

Cause when you take the man clothes off there are tots and vajayjay?

/not a lesbian
//just a guess
///boys have penises. Girls have vaginas

Can I have your tots?

rubi_con_man		2013-04-09 09:32:56 PM

1 votes:

What do Lesbians do in bed?

I imagine that you're a straight man, since we all know that from 13 to 22 most girls are de-facto lesbians at sleepovers where they have pillowfights and 'practice' kissing, in part because they fear sex and pregnancy, and in part because they find the boys around them boring, annoying or otherwise unattractive. Many of them do so to keep focused on their schooling and studies, so they can have fruitful lives with the man who eventually knocks them up after they actually start farking men.

They one thing they don't do, according to most straight men and their supporters, is 'fark'. They don't fark becuase they don't have boy-junk to put in their girl-junk, and even if they did have boy junk it'd not have and semen, and so she couldn't get pregnant, meaning they don't have to take any precautions like birth control or timing their intercourse at 'safe' periods.

So, much like gay men, they don't 'fark'.

They lick parts of each other,
they suck on parts of each other,
they kiss,
they poke and prod parts of each other,
they rub parts of each other (even girl-junk against girl-junk,
and they use toys on each other.

I am sure if you have enough money you can find some girls who are at least gay for pay who will show you what they do.

There, are you happy?

rynthetyn		2013-04-09 09:32:01 PM

1 votes:

Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

ProfessorOhki		2013-04-09 09:25:53 PM

1 votes:

Cyberluddite: vudukungfu: Cyberluddite: I don't get it

try pulling those sides of beef into a pair of dungarees

Yeah, but again, they do that, but only the summer--when it's even tougher to mash their sweat-soaked flesh into long pants. This simply cannot be logically explained.

Weathering discomfort stoically as a show of stereotyped masculinity?

Ryker's Peninsula		2013-04-09 09:23:26 PM

1 votes:

GrizzledVeteran: Ryker's Peninsula: If you're not attracted to men, why do some of you dress, act, and look like them?

The author of TFA offered a kind of explanation (re the fake-appendage thing): "they're not trying to be men, they're having sexy fun times appropriating masculinity. There's a big difference."

/not that I think that explains everything, but there you go.

I like having sexy fun times with my girlfriend and a goat too, but that doesn't mean I go into work every morning dressed like Little Bo Peep.

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-04-09 09:22:30 PM

1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl: vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Will you buy me cotton candy first?

No, but I'll bathe you in napalm.

Now that I want to watch ; )

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-04-09 09:21:39 PM

1 votes:

Transpogue: Dude, if I was attracted to guys, I would SO date them. Because I'm in my 30s and my "sexual peak" and hey, the more the merrier.

I date chicks because when I see a hot chick I go into giggle fits and can't help put picture her naked immediately. If that isn't physical/sexual attraction, I don't know what is.

Also, I do NOT understand how female brains operate. I understand how MY brain does, but man, humans overall- female and male- y'all are just farked up. Then again, so am I. It evens out.

And there is PLENTLY of relationship pain in dyke pairings. Don't get me farking started on butches and emotional hangups.

/femme
//still goes for the butches, even though they sometimes annoy the fark out of me

Yep, yea and the bolded part especially so.
/Granted sometimes go for femmes but most GF's have been butcher than me.

BarkingUnicorn		2013-04-09 09:20:00 PM

1 votes:

I just can't see myself inquiring about another's sex life unless I'm already involved in it.

SurfaceTension		2013-04-09 09:12:14 PM

1 votes:

gambitsgirl: Fano: redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl: vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.

Perfumed mouse is my current fav

axe wound - badly wrapped kebab - bald man in a boat - bang hole - bat cave - bean - bearded clam - bearded oyster - beav - beaver - beefcurtain - beef curtain - beef flap - birth cannon - blue waffle - box - bread - buju - camel's foot - camel toe - candy - chach - cha cha - cherry - chocha - cho-cho - chonch - choot - clit - clown hole - clunge - cock - cock pocket - coo - cooch - coochie - cookie - coosie - cooter - cuder - cunny - coont - coont hole - coont punt - cutty - cut up - fanny - fish taco - flange - front bottom - fark hole - fur burger - fur pie - gap - gash - growler - hair burger - hair pie - ham flap - ham wallet - hatchet wound - hooded lady - hoo-hoo - hot pocket - ill na-na - incision - jute - kitty - kooch - kooter - kuder - lip - love taco - lunchmeat - man in the boat - man in the boat, the - meat curtains - meat flap - meatwallet - meat wallet - minge - moose knuckle - muff - muffin - na-na - nappy dugout - neden - ninja foot - nookie - open wound - pink - pink canoe - pink sausage wallet - pink taco - pink velvet sausage wallet - piss flaps - pookie - poon - poonaner - poonani - poontang - poon tang pie - pootang - poo tang - pooter - pootie tang - promised land, the - punani - punanni - puss - pussy - putang - pu-tang - quif - quiff - quim - quivering mound of love pudding - roast beef - roast beef curtains - slit - smush mitten - snatch - snizz - soggy box - sprained vagina - tampon tunnel - tang - trim - tunnel of love - twat - twitchet - V - vadge - vag - vagine - vagoo - vajayjay - va-jay-jay - vajizzle - vertical smile - whisker biscuit - whispering eye - wizard sleeve - woo - woogi ...

I've always been partial to axe wound, though I like vertical smile sometimes too.

reillan		2013-04-09 09:10:53 PM

1 votes:

Ryker's Peninsula: #1: Can I watch?

I'm surprised this isn't on there.

Some time back (15 years ago), I had a lesbian friend who eventually told me I was the 2nd guy she was ever even remotely attracted to (never sexually to either, but that does kinda come with the territory), and it was entirely because when she first came out to me, I did not immediately say, "can I watch?" Instead, I asked her if she was happy, said that's all that mattered, and moved on. When she commented on that, and asked me why I never did ask, I said, "Oh, sure, I'd love to, but I figured being a lesbian doesn't make you an exhibitionist."

/in answer to the question this CSB will necessarily raise: no.

Transpogue		2013-04-09 09:10:17 PM

1 votes:

Witness99: dk47: If you like women, why do you want a woman who looks and acts like a man? Seriously. No seriously can someone answer this?

/Same goes for gay men who like effeminate gay men

Lesbians like lesbians, which fall along a complex spectrum. Regardless of how they "present" outwardly, they are not a straight male, nor straight female. It's kind of like how Obama is not black, nor white. He's a mix that is neither one nor the other. (But somehow he's considered the first black president, go figure).

Anyways, as any frustrated and befuddled man can tell you, women are very emotionally complex and process situations much different than men. They have different needs. They want the kind of love and understanding they can't get from men. The attraction is less physical/sexual as everyone keeps implying, but really more mental. Safer, where they dont risk as much man/woman relationship pain. They understand how female brains operate, they understand the same language, they know how their partner is feeling because they can relate. That's my guess anyway.

...aaaaaand you lost me.

Dude, if I was attracted to guys, I would SO date them. Because I'm in my 30s and my "sexual peak" and hey, the more the merrier.

I date chicks because when I see a hot chick I go into giggle fits and can't help put picture her naked immediately. If that isn't physical/sexual attraction, I don't know what is.

Also, I do NOT understand how female brains operate. I understand how MY brain does, but man, humans overall- female and male- y'all are just farked up. Then again, so am I. It evens out.

And there is PLENTLY of relationship pain in dyke pairings. Don't get me farking started on butches and emotional hangups.

/femme
//still goes for the butches, even though they sometimes annoy the fark out of me

Mentalenemasquad		2013-04-09 08:57:02 PM

1 votes:

Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman. Guys are gross. Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good. But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch." You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit. My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

I'm not trying to be a smart ass here. And I'm not being judgmental. I'm just perplexed.

Well the problem is this: You are trying to figure out how females think. Stop it. Some things have no explanation or consistency - they simply are. You don't always have to know how things work. Just know that somehow they work...

Ryker's Peninsula		2013-04-09 08:51:28 PM

1 votes:

Can we all at least agree that there wasn't one good band in all of the Lilith Fair tours?

SurfaceTension		2013-04-09 08:48:57 PM

1 votes:

miss diminutive: SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?

I'm not a lesbian, but after a good, soul-shattering, bone-shuddering, vision-impairing, breath-stealing, obscenity-inducing orgasm, most women are done. Spurting has little to do with it.

Thanks for the perspective. And the image.

vudukungfu		2013-04-09 08:48:21 PM

1 votes:

Why do you all seem to drive Subarus?
What's the deal with airline food?
Can you help me move a refrigerator?
Is that a St Andrew's cross that you're moving into the bedroom right opposite mine with these thin walls?
AND a spanking bench?

FirstNationalBastard		2013-04-09 08:45:48 PM

1 votes:

gambitsgirl		2013-04-09 08:45:24 PM

1 votes:

Banned on the Run: gambitsgirl: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl: vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Will you buy me cotton candy first?

How do you feel about hoo-hah?

I say wangdangler for boy naughty bits

gambitsgirl		2013-04-09 08:44:45 PM

1 votes:

Fano: redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl: vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.

Perfumed mouse is my current fav

axe wound - badly wrapped kebab - bald man in a boat - bang hole - bat cave - bean - bearded clam - bearded oyster - beav - beaver - beefcurtain - beef curtain - beef flap - birth cannon - blue waffle - box - bread - buju - camel's foot - camel toe - candy - chach - cha cha - cherry - chocha - cho-cho - chonch - choot - clit - clown hole - clunge - cock - cock pocket - coo - cooch - coochie - cookie - coosie - cooter - cuder - cunny - coont - coont hole - coont punt - cutty - cut up - fanny - fish taco - flange - front bottom - fark hole - fur burger - fur pie - gap - gash - growler - hair burger - hair pie - ham flap - ham wallet - hatchet wound - hooded lady - hoo-hoo - hot pocket - ill na-na - incision - jute - kitty - kooch - kooter - kuder - lip - love taco - lunchmeat - man in the boat - man in the boat, the - meat curtains - meat flap - meatwallet - meat wallet - minge - moose knuckle - muff - muffin - na-na - nappy dugout - neden - ninja foot - nookie - open wound - pink - pink canoe - pink sausage wallet - pink taco - pink velvet sausage wallet - piss flaps - pookie - poon - poonaner - poonani - poontang - poon tang pie - pootang - poo tang - pooter - pootie tang - promised land, the - punani - punanni - puss - pussy - putang - pu-tang - quif - quiff - quim - quivering mound of love pudding - roast beef - roast beef curtains - slit - smush mitten - snatch - snizz - soggy box - sprained vagina - tampon tunnel - tang - trim - tunnel of love - twat - twitchet - V - vadge - vag - vagine - vagoo - vajayjay - va-jay-jay - vajizzle - vertical smile - whisker biscuit - whispering eye - wizard sleeve - woo - woogit - wugget - wuss

Mugato		2013-04-09 08:43:55 PM

1 votes:

Wow, that dyke has a real chip on her shoulder.

sandbar67		2013-04-09 08:43:03 PM

1 votes:

My question would be: Do you really use tartar sauce as a lubricant?

Shedim		2013-04-09 08:41:13 PM

1 votes:

amquelbettamin		2013-04-09 08:39:38 PM

1 votes:

cptjeff		2013-04-09 08:37:46 PM

1 votes:

farkingismybusiness: Why Suburus?

Well made, affordable, reasonable sized, reliable cars and fuel efficient cars with four wheel drive that gives you better weight distribution and balanced power, not to mention grip? Yeah, who on earth would want one of those?

\Straight guy.
\\Forester driver.

stonelotus		2013-04-09 08:36:45 PM

1 votes:

The headline says "ten" but I only see one listed in the byline.

farkingismybusiness		2013-04-09 08:33:28 PM

1 votes:

Why Suburus?

Ed Grubermann		2013-04-09 08:30:28 PM

1 votes:

dk47: No it goes beyond taste. There is at least 33 1/3% of lesbians who like masculine girls. There are MAXIMUM 1/2 of 1% of straight guys that like chicks with dicks.

4Chan would like to have a word with you.

RatOmeter		2013-04-09 08:29:00 PM

1 votes:

Fano		2013-04-09 08:27:50 PM

1 votes:

Is it REALLY true that every lesbian is one good deep dicking from a REAL man away from heterosexuality?

dnrtfa, assumes this was number 1

Ed Grubermann		2013-04-09 08:25:58 PM

1 votes:

gambitsgirl: vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

SurfaceTension		2013-04-09 08:25:12 PM

1 votes:

I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?

Ed Grubermann		2013-04-09 08:21:13 PM

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Peki: ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

Because we'd just lose it anyway dealing with men all the time and not having the benefit of wanting to sleep with them to make it worthwhile.

That's okay. We're tired of your shiat, too.

gambitsgirl		2013-04-09 08:19:56 PM

1 votes:

Wait. Is tits filtered? Or did I fark up?

gambitsgirl		2013-04-09 08:18:47 PM

1 votes:

Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman. Guys are gross. Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good. But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch." You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit. My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

I'm not trying to be a smart ass here. And I'm not being judgmental. I'm just perplexed.

Cause when you take the man clothes off there are tots and vajayjay?

/not a lesbian
//just a guess
///boys have penises. Girls have vaginas

bearded clamorer		2013-04-09 08:17:14 PM

1 votes:

If a lesbian is accused of sexual harassment in a corporate enviroment, does she get called out on the carpet?

thisiszombocom		2013-04-09 08:16:23 PM

1 votes:

11. do you hate men?

lewismarktwo		2013-04-09 08:13:24 PM

1 votes:

Why do you spell things like 'wymyn' and 'herstory'?

FirstNationalBastard		2013-04-09 08:12:17 PM

1 votes:

bim1154		2013-04-09 08:11:33 PM

1 votes:

One of the very rare experiences I had was back in 1973, the year I graduated high school. I am from a very small community in SW La. Total seniors the year I graduated was 19.

We had quite a few lesbians in that school for being such a small school. Amazingly, even in that day we tended to ignore them without being mean or what ever.

One night I was taking a date out and we stopped by the local bar (drinking age was 18 but we could go to that bar at 17), and the two main lesbian girls were there. Somehow we all made plans to go to the drive-in together, a double date kind of thing. I had a 66 Dodge Coronet at the time and they ended up sitting in the back seat while my girlfriend and I were in the front.

I can't remember the movie, but what I do recall is everyone was making out... my girlfriend and I in the front seat, the "girls" in the backseat. I was very aware of the heavy breathing and the little wet sounds of fingers dipping into the honey wells in the backseat.... I was so farking aroused at the faux orgy that I blew a wad in my pants. At that age I could usually get a couple off a night.

I will never forget that night.

gambitsgirl		2013-04-09 08:11:21 PM

1 votes:

Peki		2013-04-09 08:10:31 PM

1 votes:

ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

Because we'd just lose it anyway dealing with men all the time and not having the benefit of wanting to sleep with them to make it worthwhile.

Ryker's Peninsula		2013-04-09 08:10:23 PM

1 votes:

If you're not attracted to men, why do some of you dress, act, and look like them?

Atomic Spunk		2013-04-09 08:08:33 PM

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Peki: Tellingthem: PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

Yeah it does. I've always found the pixie look attractive.

I shaved my head down to a 3 awhile back, and have been keeping it that way. After the initial shock, the almost universal consensus is that everyone thinks my hair is more "me" this way. It's one of those "I'd never do it, but it looks great on you." Only exceptions are homophobes who think my short hair threatens their masculinity.

/so happy the fiancé doesn't qualify as one of those. He actually enjoys rubbing my head like a good luck charm.

He's just saying that because it's too much time and effort to go find another girl who wants to have sex with him.

/just kidding
//short hair can look great on some women

FirstNationalBastard		2013-04-09 08:08:07 PM

1 votes:

ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

It goes away lickety split.

mrswood		2013-04-09 08:07:51 PM

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Cyberluddite: I have one. I've asked a few lesbian friends this question and they can't figure it out either. And it's this:

What's the deal with some lesbians (pretty much exclusively chubby, butch ones--never femmes) who wear shorts as their casual apparel of choice all winter when it's cold outside and nobody else is wearing them--especially given that these same lesbians often tend to not wear shorts in the summer when the weather is hot and everyone else wears them?

Have others noticed this? Or is this just a local lesbian fashion trend, not seen elsewhere? I dunno, but the bottom line is that if you see a woman wearing shorts around here in December when everyone else is bundled up in warm clothes, 99.9% of the time they are both (a) fat and (b) a lesbian. WTF is up with that? Any TF lesbians wanna take a shot at answering that one?

i went to an outdoor indigo girls concert last summer and yes it was definitely shorts weather, but it was astounding how many women were wearing the exact same pair of khaki shorts. it was like they were in uniform. khaki shorts to the knees or below, button down short sleeve collar shirt. i guess i've never been around that many lesbians in one place and i definitely didn't know that's what's up.

Heist		2013-04-09 08:07:34 PM

1 votes:

She's missing out. The new Tegan and Sara album is awesome.

/straight male

LegacyDL		2013-04-09 08:07:20 PM

1 votes:

Is it acceptable to punch a butch lesbian in the face if she started it and puts her hands up like she's Jack Dempsey reborn?

FirstNationalBastard		2013-04-09 08:03:26 PM

1 votes:

Tegan and Sara?

img.photobucket.com

/and Susan and the Brig?

Mad_Radhu		2013-04-09 08:02:51 PM

1 votes:

PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

I disagree. Carey Mulligan, for example just looks a 100% more adorable with short hair.

www.flickfilosopher.com

Cytokine Storm		2013-04-09 08:02:17 PM

1 votes:

Ryker's Peninsula: #1: Can I watch?

#2: Can I bring a camera?

UNC_Samurai		2013-04-09 08:00:25 PM

1 votes:

all the good men, carrots and dogs are feminists too.

I take it this one is probably a misogynistic conservative, then:

i.imgur.com

Cyberluddite		2013-04-09 07:56:03 PM

1 votes:

Ryker's Peninsula: #1: Can I watch?

Do I have to post that lesbian "fantasy/reality" GIF again?

PapaChester		2013-04-09 06:55:59 PM

1 votes:

To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

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