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  2013-04-09 09:57:52 PM
Infobahn: ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

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Really?  It took this long?



She not flapping fun, just a cheap none black copy of that other one that I dont remember the name of from the film colour purple
 
  2013-04-09 09:58:23 PM
Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.


I always picture my 56 year-old aunt when I see that word.  She used words like "tallywhacker" and "twitterpated" (long before Twitter).
 
  2013-04-09 09:58:50 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?

I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?

So dare I assume it was a guy that was asking? Did the person really like Twinkies? O_0


maggie maggie missed ya
 
  2013-04-09 09:59:24 PM
ReapTheChaos: "Would you sleep with a man if he was really, really hot?"

I know 4 lesbians, 2 of them have said they've slept with men when they were horny and no female was available.

"Seriously, if you need to ask what two women do in bed you have no imagination. Or internet access, apparently."

Lesbian porn is made by men, the women in the scene are doing what the man directing the scene is telling them to do.


Counterpoint: (NSFW)  http://www.girlfriendsfilms.com/
 
  2013-04-09 10:00:48 PM
Drew?
 
  2013-04-09 10:00:55 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.


Yeah, so much this. It's one of those confirmation bias things--people only notice the women who fit into the stereotype while everybody else flies under the radar.

Seriously, I'm fairly certain that unless I were to start wearing men's suits and ties, people still wouldn't notice me.
 
  2013-04-09 10:01:28 PM
BarkingUnicorn: "twitterpated" (long before Twitter).

Why would an old slang word have anything to do with twitter?

Twitterpated was in Bambi, one of the greatest movies ever made. Twitter is a ridiculous form of public masturbation. There is no comparison.
 
  2013-04-09 10:01:35 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: If you're not attracted to men, why do some of you dress, act, and look like them?

How you present yourself is a function of how you feel about yourself.  Who you're attracted to is a function of how you feel about others.
 
  2013-04-09 10:01:38 PM
chrylis: Drew?

And the mobile site eats my quote...
 
  2013-04-09 10:02:32 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?

I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?

So dare I assume it was a guy that was asking? Did the person really like Twinkies? O_0


Yep, it was a guy. One who went into mourning when Hostess went bankrupt.
 
  2013-04-09 10:03:36 PM
I have yet to find anything about ten stupid lesbians in TFA, subby. Where are they?
 
  2013-04-09 10:04:30 PM
It was SO close one time before I got married 27 years ago. Yeah, she was way drunk, probably why. Just a mutual grope-fest.
Pixie haircut, too. We're still best buddies, years later.
What say, Theresa?
 
  2013-04-09 10:05:50 PM
LegacyDL: Is it acceptable to punch a butch lesbian in the face if she started it and puts her hands up like she's Jack Dempsey reborn?

Yeah, but odds are she's been in WAY more fights than you, and might just kick your ass.
 
  2013-04-09 10:07:06 PM
redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.


Really.  Gardens have mold and bugs and worms.  And those are the healthy gardens!
 
  2013-04-09 10:09:11 PM
Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?

I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?

So dare I assume it was a guy that was asking? Did the person really like Twinkies? O_0

maggie maggie missed ya


Sorry, just things going on, been lurking a bit, not sure if I'm back or not really or where I am.
 
  2013-04-09 10:09:15 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.


No, more like every girl who came out immediately started wearing The Uniform.
 
  2013-04-09 10:09:24 PM
The headline promised ten stupid lesbians, and only delivered one.

But there are, of course, gay women who love using strap-ons. And no, they're not trying to be men, they're having sexy fun times appropriating masculinity. There's a big difference.

No, there's not.

Right. Spend fifteen years trying to figure out who you are, while panicking about whether your friends and family will accept that person. Have entire sections of society discriminate against you and douchebags you went to school with ask you a ton of stupid questions (see this article). Discover what it feels like to be devalued and ridiculed in mainstream media and politics. Done all that? Then you can call me a dyke. Maybe.

Right, biatch, and I'm sure you routinely drive through Compton and Watts yelling n *&ger out the window.
 
  2013-04-09 10:09:39 PM
Well, *of Course* I think outside the box.

My head hasn't fit into one in 42 yrs..
 
  2013-04-09 10:11:34 PM
untaken_name: ReapTheChaos: "Would you sleep with a man if he was really, really hot?"

I know 4 lesbians, 2 of them have said they've slept with men when they were horny and no female was available.

"Seriously, if you need to ask what two women do in bed you have no imagination. Or internet access, apparently."

Lesbian porn is made by men, the women in the scene are doing what the man directing the scene is telling them to do.

Counterpoint: (NSFW)  http://www.girlfriendsfilms.com/


My statement was that most lesbian porn is made by men and you post a link to a lesbian porn production company run by men as a counterpoint?
 
  2013-04-09 10:11:48 PM
rynthetyn: tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.

Yeah, so much this. It's one of those confirmation bias things--people only notice the women who fit into the stereotype while everybody else flies under the radar.

Seriously, I'm fairly certain that unless I were to start wearing men's suits and ties, people still wouldn't notice me.


Yep, and well I bet you would look great in a suit and tie.
/Sorry, couldn't help it.
 
  2013-04-09 10:12:49 PM
rynthetyn: tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?

I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?

So dare I assume it was a guy that was asking? Did the person really like Twinkies? O_0

Yep, it was a guy. One who went into mourning when Hostess went bankrupt.


Oh my....
/LOL ; )
 
  2013-04-09 10:13:10 PM
Do you lick up or lick down?  It's important before I kiss you.
 
  2013-04-09 10:13:32 PM
rynthetyn: Yep, it was a guy. One who went into mourning when Hostess went bankrupt.

I thought 'twinkies' was a term for boyish gay men ... and also a racial slur.
 
  2013-04-09 10:14:42 PM
ReapTheChaos: untaken_name: ReapTheChaos: "Would you sleep with a man if he was really, really hot?"

I know 4 lesbians, 2 of them have said they've slept with men when they were horny and no female was available.

"Seriously, if you need to ask what two women do in bed you have no imagination. Or internet access, apparently."

Lesbian porn is made by men, the women in the scene are doing what the man directing the scene is telling them to do.

Counterpoint: (NSFW)  http://www.girlfriendsfilms.com/

My statement was that most lesbian porn is made by men and you post a link to a lesbian porn production company run by men as a counterpoint?


Heh... I'm partial to the crash pad series myself.
 
  2013-04-09 10:14:48 PM
Peki: Tellingthem: PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

Yeah it does. I've always found the pixie look attractive.

I shaved my head down to a 3 awhile back, and have been keeping it that way. After the initial shock, the almost universal consensus is that everyone thinks my hair is more "me" this way. It's one of those "I'd never do it, but it looks great on you." Only exceptions are homophobes who think my short hair threatens their masculinity.

/so happy the fiancé doesn't qualify as one of those. He actually enjoys rubbing my head like a good luck charm.



How you doin'?
 
  2013-04-09 10:15:22 PM
BarkingUnicorn: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

I always picture my 56 year-old aunt when I see that word.  She used words like "tallywhacker" and "twitterpated" (long before Twitter).


You telling me you don't know where twitterpated comes from?

blog.findababysitter.com
 
  2013-04-09 10:16:07 PM
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.

No, more like every girl who came out immediately started wearing The Uniform.


No, more like the girls that came out to you looked a certain way. Or was your collage so small there was only one social circle?
 
  2013-04-09 10:16:39 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto:
//lesbians I knew/know generally don't wear khaki shorts but my guess is it's a f-k it I'm comfortable pockets >>> purse thing?

Uh, huh, exactly. They are very convenient. Who needs to carry a stupid purse that can be stolen or forgotten on the bus. Pockets!!

The thing is that the clothing of choice for a Canadian winter is cargo pants. They are just the long legged equivalent of the cargo shorts we wear in summer here.

/the only people in shorts in winter in my neck of the woods are teenaged male hood-rats.
 
  2013-04-09 10:17:42 PM
Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?


It's farking hilarious when you realize the question would never have occurred to the asker unless Twinkies reminded him/her of cock.

And that's the appropriate answer:  "Why do Twinkies remind you of cock?"
 
  2013-04-09 10:18:47 PM
bearded clamorer: If a lesbian is accused of sexual harassment in a corporate enviroment, does she get called out on the carpet?


If so, let's hope it's a RED carpet.
 
  2013-04-09 10:20:19 PM
untaken_name: BarkingUnicorn: "twitterpated" (long before Twitter).

Why would an old slang word have anything to do with twitter?

Twitterpated was in Bambi, one of the greatest movies ever made. Twitter is a ridiculous form of public masturbation. There is no comparison.


Here there be younglings. I didn't want to confuse them.
 
  2013-04-09 10:20:30 PM
gambitsgirl: Wait. Is tits filtered? Or did I fark up?


We can see your tits just fine.

/jjjjjuuuuuuuuuuusssssstttttt      ffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnneeeeeeee..........
 
  2013-04-09 10:22:00 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.

Yeah, so much this. It's one of those confirmation bias things--people only notice the women who fit into the stereotype while everybody else flies under the radar.

Seriously, I'm fairly certain that unless I were to start wearing men's suits and ties, people still wouldn't notice me.

Yep, and well I bet you would look great in a suit and tie.
/Sorry, couldn't help it.


*blushes*

If I were to do the suit and tie look, it would only be with some serious statement heels.
 
  2013-04-09 10:24:03 PM
Transpogue: SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?

It's questions like these that truly make me wonder if the person asking it has ever been with a woman.

Are you saying that as a dude, as soon as you get off, it's over?  What about for your female partner?  I would sincerely hope you have some sense of when she's done.

We're done when the sheets are soaked, dude.


How YOU doin?
 
  2013-04-09 10:27:53 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: Heist: She's missing out. The new Tegan and Sara album is awesome.

/straight male

I know, right?


Married straight male here. I'm going to start gushing.
I love the new album, the albums before and the band. My wife is a casual fan but I forked over $300 and drove to St. Louis so we could see them and get a picture. I hung the autographed poster in my office next to my diploma and pictures of me from the Army. My wife doesn't understand why I love the band so much and neither do I.
But yeah that new album is awesome.
/end gush
 
  2013-04-09 10:28:21 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.

No, more like every girl who came out immediately started wearing The Uniform.

No, more like the girls that came out to you looked a certain way. Or was your collage so small there was only one social circle?


Well, it had its own hospital, medical programme and nuclear reactor, and was called a "university".

I'm not kidding, 5/5 isn't a great sample size but it was still pretty remarkable.
 
  2013-04-09 10:29:37 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: How can you know that I can't go down better on you than your girlfriend if I've never gone down on you?

Because you don't excite them.

/and if a gay man asked you the reverse you'd be game right?
 
  2013-04-09 10:30:07 PM
rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

Considering how small Twinkies are, that's a revealing question for sure.
 
  2013-04-09 10:37:33 PM
Fano: Is it REALLY true that every lesbian is one good deep dicking from a REAL man away from heterosexuality?

haahahahaa
 
  2013-04-09 10:39:07 PM
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.

No, more like every girl who came out immediately started wearing The Uniform.

No, more like the girls that came out to you looked a certain way. Or was your collage so small there was only one social circle?

Well, it had its own hospital, medical programme and nuclear reactor, and was called a "university".

I'm not kidding, 5/5 isn't a great sample size but it was still pretty remarkable.


So are you missing my point deliberately? IE: not all lesbians look or act the same and their not all interested in the same things. If you went to "university" in the '90's it would be interesting to take a sampling of who's out now from the "university".
 
  2013-04-09 10:39:30 PM
One of the most entertaining afternoons I ever had was spent in a park, sitting between to lesbian friends, all three of us checking out the women who walked by.  They had running commentary.
 
  2013-04-09 10:39:42 PM
At least 3 of those questions were the same question, "What's your sex-life like?"  And they all had the same answer, "I'm not really interested in talking about it with you."

While I can respect that, it would help if you were more explicit on that point, and you'd get less repeat questions.
 
  2013-04-09 10:40:38 PM
Ivandrago: Rev. Skarekroe: Heist: She's missing out. The new Tegan and Sara album is awesome.

/straight male

I know, right?

Married straight male here. I'm going to start gushing.


[fistbump]
 
  2013-04-09 10:41:12 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto: Ryker's Peninsula: How can you know that I can't go down better on you than your girlfriend if I've never gone down on you?

Because you don't excite them.

/and if a gay man asked you the reverse you'd be game right?


They never think their cunning plan through.
/ Snerk ; )
 
  2013-04-09 10:41:25 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.

No, more like every girl who came out immediately started wearing The Uniform.

No, more like the girls that came out to you looked a certain way. Or was your collage so small there was only one social circle?

Well, it had its own hospital, medical programme and nuclear reactor, and was called a "university".

I'm not kidding, 5/5 isn't a great sample size but it was still pretty remarkable.

So are you missing my point deliberately? IE: not all lesbians look or act the same and their not all interested in the same things. If you went to "university" in the '90's it would be interesting to take a sampling of who's out now from the "university".


Ooh! Ome more question for lesbians:

Why are you all so defensive about your self-stereotyping?
 
  2013-04-09 10:43:03 PM
TheBigJerk: At least 3 of those questions were the same question, "What's your lesbians' sex-lives like?"  And they all had the same answer, "I'm not really interested in talking about it with you Go watch porn."

While I can respect that, it would help if you were more explicit on that point, and you'd get less repeat questions.


It's a bit rude to repeatedly ask questions about someone's specific sex life. For example, we don't really need to know that you personally enjoy getting pegged while your wife recites selections from Das nibelungenlied.
 
  2013-04-09 10:44:23 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?

I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?

So dare I assume it was a guy that was asking? Did the person really like Twinkies? O_0

maggie maggie missed ya

Sorry, just things going on, been lurking a bit, not sure if I'm back or not really or where I am.


you're still cool, regardless
 
  2013-04-09 10:44:27 PM
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Ooh! One more question for lesbians:

Why are you all so defensive about your self-stereotyping?


Because it's not funny when other people do it.
 
  2013-04-09 10:45:51 PM
rynthetyn: If I were to do the suit and tie look, it would only be with some serious statement heels.

Heels are awesome, a good pair of high heels makes me feel empowered, wish I had more reason to wear them in my daily life.
/Yea, probably weird but that's how I role ; )
//Oh and not to mention at 5' 10" they can make me taller than almost anyone else.
 
  2013-04-09 10:47:05 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: If I were to do the suit and tie look, it would only be with some serious statement heels.

Heels are awesome, a good pair of high heels makes me feel empowered, wish I had more reason to wear them in my daily life.
/Yea, probably weird but that's how I role ; )
//Oh and not to mention at 5' 10" they can make me taller than almost anyone else.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
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