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  2013-04-09 06:55:59 PM
To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.
 
  2013-04-09 07:02:06 PM
So ... anal?
 
  2013-04-09 07:10:02 PM
PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

I disagree.
 
  2013-04-09 07:15:47 PM
PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

Yeah it does. I've always found the pixie look attractive.
 
  2013-04-09 07:20:41 PM
I have one.  I've asked a few lesbian friends this question and they can't figure it out either.  And it's this:

What's the deal with some lesbians (pretty much exclusively chubby, butch ones--never femmes) who wear shorts as their casual apparel of choice all winter when it's cold outside and nobody else is wearing them--especially given that these same lesbians often tend to not wear shorts in the summer when the weather is hot and everyone else wears them?

Have others noticed this?  Or is this just a  local lesbian fashion trend, not seen elsewhere?  I dunno, but the bottom line is that if you see a woman wearing shorts around here in December when everyone else is bundled up in warm clothes, 99.9% of the time they are both (a) fat and (b) a lesbian.  WTF is up with that?  Any TF lesbians wanna take a shot at answering that one?
 
  2013-04-09 07:28:59 PM
Spend fifteen years trying to figure out who you are, while panicking about whether your friends and family will accept that person. Have entire sections of society discriminate against you and douchebags you went to school with ask you a ton of stupid questions (see this article). Discover what it feels like to be devalued and ridiculed in mainstream media and politics. Done all that? Then you can call me a dyke.

Well cool. I can call her a dyke.

But I DON'T WANT TO. :(
 
  2013-04-09 07:41:36 PM
Niiice headline subs!
 
  2013-04-09 07:44:01 PM
#1: Can I watch?
 
  2013-04-09 07:51:57 PM
*sigh*

It's not that we don't know what lesbians do in bed. It's that we want to hear you say it ... slowly ... in great detail ... with demonstrations if/when necessary.
 
  2013-04-09 07:55:57 PM
Do lesbians ever call sex "boxing"? Because they should.
 
  2013-04-09 07:56:03 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: #1: Can I watch?

Do I have to post that lesbian "fantasy/reality" GIF again?
 
  2013-04-09 07:57:46 PM
I was led to believe there would be ten stupid lesbians in the link.

Harumph!
 
  2013-04-09 08:00:25 PM
all the good men, carrots and dogs are feminists too.

I take it this one is probably a misogynistic conservative, then:

i.imgur.com
 
  2013-04-09 08:01:32 PM
A lesbian acquaintance the other night stated she wanted to see my penis as much as she'd like to see some disgusting thing. I replied that I though my penis was beautiful, especially since I polish it every night. :-)
 
  2013-04-09 08:02:07 PM
we are trying to get them to talk about their box..which is why thinking outside of it is a bit difficult :(
 
  2013-04-09 08:02:17 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: #1: Can I watch?

#2: Can I bring a camera?
 
  2013-04-09 08:02:36 PM
Cyberluddite: Ryker's Peninsula: #1: Can I watch?

Do I have to post that lesbian "fantasy/reality" GIF again?


Hey, sometimes the fantasy is the actual reality...I have seen it in person. Also seen plenty of the regular reality though. I had some very interesting friends in college...
 
  2013-04-09 08:02:46 PM
PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

Judging by the tiny headshot at the top of the article, this particular lesbian may not look too bad in a pixie cut.
 
  2013-04-09 08:02:51 PM
PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

I disagree. Carey Mulligan, for example just looks a 100% more adorable with short hair.

www.flickfilosopher.com
 
  2013-04-09 08:03:20 PM
PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

If you base your attractiveness baseline purely on hair, you need to re-prioritize, I'm just sayin'.

/short haired chick
//has soap allergies
 
  2013-04-09 08:03:26 PM
Tegan and Sara?

img.photobucket.com

/and Susan and the Brig?
 
  2013-04-09 08:03:44 PM
My question would have to be; can I see your boobies?
 
  2013-04-09 08:03:44 PM
So black people can call her a dyke, but not Irish people in Boston?
 
  2013-04-09 08:04:06 PM
Tellingthem: PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

Yeah it does. I've always found the pixie look attractive.


I shaved my head down to a 3 awhile back, and have been keeping it that way. After the initial shock, the almost universal consensus is that everyone thinks my hair is more "me" this way. It's one of those "I'd never do it, but it looks great on you." Only exceptions are homophobes who think my short hair threatens their masculinity.

/so happy the fiancé doesn't qualify as one of those. He actually enjoys rubbing my head like a good luck charm.
 
  2013-04-09 08:04:14 PM
Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?
 
  2013-04-09 08:04:38 PM
Cytokine Storm: Ryker's Peninsula: #1: Can I watch?

#2: Can I bring a camera?


No no what you do is look at your phone at what just happens to be the perfect angle to take a picture then claim you thought you received an e-mail if they notice.....

You can even get video this way.

/not that I know about such things...purely a thought experiment you understand
 
  2013-04-09 08:05:03 PM
if you were ever to...dance, how do you decide who leads?  I mean...do you take turns?  Do you discuss it beforehand?  How does that work?
 
  2013-04-09 08:05:31 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: #1: Can I watch?

THIS!
 
  2013-04-09 08:06:12 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Tegan and Sara?

[img.photobucket.com image 384x288]

/and Susan and the Brig?


Jane Wiedlin was my first crush. Also had a thing for Winona Ryder...ok I still do.
 
  2013-04-09 08:06:29 PM
ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

I have several lesbian friends and they all have wicked senses of humour.

/anecdotal evidence
 
  2013-04-09 08:07:10 PM
Cyberluddite: I have one.  I've asked a few lesbian friends this question and they can't figure it out either.  And it's this:

What's the deal with some lesbians (pretty much exclusively chubby, butch ones--never femmes) who wear shorts as their casual apparel of choice all winter when it's cold outside and nobody else is wearing them--especially given that these same lesbians often tend to not wear shorts in the summer when the weather is hot and everyone else wears them?

Have others noticed this?  Or is this just a  local lesbian fashion trend, not seen elsewhere?  I dunno, but the bottom line is that if you see a woman wearing shorts around here in December when everyone else is bundled up in warm clothes, 99.9% of the time they are both (a) fat and (b) a lesbian.  WTF is up with that?  Any TF lesbians wanna take a shot at answering that one?


I've seen this quite a few times in the Vancouver area

Maybe they use the shorts to regulate the extra fat-heat
 
  2013-04-09 08:07:20 PM
Is it acceptable to punch a butch lesbian in the face if she started it and puts her hands up like she's Jack Dempsey reborn?
 
  2013-04-09 08:07:34 PM
She's missing out. The new Tegan and Sara album is awesome.

/straight male
 
  2013-04-09 08:07:51 PM
Cyberluddite: I have one.  I've asked a few lesbian friends this question and they can't figure it out either.  And it's this:

What's the deal with some lesbians (pretty much exclusively chubby, butch ones--never femmes) who wear shorts as their casual apparel of choice all winter when it's cold outside and nobody else is wearing them--especially given that these same lesbians often tend to not wear shorts in the summer when the weather is hot and everyone else wears them?

Have others noticed this?  Or is this just a  local lesbian fashion trend, not seen elsewhere?  I dunno, but the bottom line is that if you see a woman wearing shorts around here in December when everyone else is bundled up in warm clothes, 99.9% of the time they are both (a) fat and (b) a lesbian.  WTF is up with that?  Any TF lesbians wanna take a shot at answering that one?


i went to an outdoor indigo girls concert last summer and yes it was definitely shorts weather, but it was astounding how many women were wearing the exact same pair of khaki shorts. it was like they were in uniform. khaki shorts to the knees or below, button down short sleeve collar shirt. i guess i've never been around that many lesbians in one place and i definitely didn't know that's what's up.
 
  2013-04-09 08:08:07 PM
ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

It goes away lickety split.
 
  2013-04-09 08:08:33 PM
Peki: Tellingthem: PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

Yeah it does. I've always found the pixie look attractive.

I shaved my head down to a 3 awhile back, and have been keeping it that way. After the initial shock, the almost universal consensus is that everyone thinks my hair is more "me" this way. It's one of those "I'd never do it, but it looks great on you." Only exceptions are homophobes who think my short hair threatens their masculinity.

/so happy the fiancé doesn't qualify as one of those. He actually enjoys rubbing my head like a good luck charm.


He's just saying that because it's too much time and effort to go find another girl who wants to have sex with him.

/just kidding
//short hair can look great on some women
 
  2013-04-09 08:08:47 PM
Biledriver: if you were ever to...dance, how do you decide who leads?  I mean...do you take turns?  Do you discuss it beforehand?  How does that work?

They have an underwear tickle fight beforehand and whoever wins gets to lead.

/fact
 
  2013-04-09 08:09:17 PM
That whole article boils down to:

Lesbians, like 100% of other people, think they're more special than they really are.
 
  2013-04-09 08:09:31 PM
So what's you opinion on the Schleswig-Holstein issue?
 
  2013-04-09 08:10:23 PM
If you're not attracted to men, why do some of you dress, act, and look like them?
 
  2013-04-09 08:10:24 PM
This is the week for Angry People Who Are Angry at People Not Like Who Make Them Angry, apparently.

I don't have kids and I'm not a lesbian.  Kill me.
 
  2013-04-09 08:10:31 PM
ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

Because we'd just lose it anyway dealing with men all the time and not having the benefit of wanting to sleep with them to make it worthwhile.
 
  2013-04-09 08:10:36 PM
Peki: Tellingthem: PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

Yeah it does. I've always found the pixie look attractive.

I shaved my head down to a 3 awhile back, and have been keeping it that way. After the initial shock, the almost universal consensus is that everyone thinks my hair is more "me" this way. It's one of those "I'd never do it, but it looks great on you." Only exceptions are homophobes who think my short hair threatens their masculinity.

/so happy the fiancé doesn't qualify as one of those. He actually enjoys rubbing my head like a good luck charm.


My old girlfriend had really short hair and i always dug it. I'd say it was maybe an inch long at most. But we were quite the odd couple. I had long hair and earrings...even painted my nails. She had short hair, no makeup or jewelry. I think I got more strange looks than she ever did. haha
 
  2013-04-09 08:11:13 PM
Firstly, there's a lot more to lesbian sex than strap-ons (again, use your imagination. And/or the internet). In fact, many of my people find them ridiculous and unnecessary.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
  2013-04-09 08:11:21 PM
Cyberluddite: I have one.  I've asked a few lesbian friends this question and they can't figure it out either.  And it's this:

What's the deal with some lesbians (pretty much exclusively chubby, butch ones--never femmes) who wear shorts as their casual apparel of choice all winter when it's cold outside and nobody else is wearing them--especially given that these same lesbians often tend to not wear shorts in the summer when the weather is hot and everyone else wears them?

Have others noticed this?  Or is this just a  local lesbian fashion trend, not seen elsewhere?  I dunno, but the bottom line is that if you see a woman wearing shorts around here in December when everyone else is bundled up in warm clothes, 99.9% of the time they are both (a) fat and (b) a lesbian.  WTF is up with that?  Any TF lesbians wanna take a shot at answering that one?


Fat people get hot
 
  2013-04-09 08:11:33 PM
One of the very rare experiences I had was back in 1973, the year I graduated high school.  I am from a very small community in SW La.  Total seniors the year I graduated was 19.

We had quite a few lesbians in that school for being such a small school.  Amazingly, even in that day we tended to ignore them without being mean or what ever.

One night I was taking a date out and we stopped by the local bar (drinking age was 18 but we could go to that bar at 17), and the two main lesbian girls were there.  Somehow we all made plans to go to the drive-in together, a double date kind of thing.  I had a 66 Dodge Coronet at the time and they ended up sitting in the back seat while my girlfriend and I were in the front.

I can't remember the movie, but what I do recall is everyone was making out... my girlfriend and I in the front seat, the "girls" in the backseat.  I was very aware of the heavy breathing and the little wet sounds of fingers dipping into the honey wells in the backseat.... I was so farking aroused at the faux orgy that I blew a wad in my pants.  At that age I could usually get a couple off a night.

I will never forget that night.
 
  2013-04-09 08:12:17 PM
Peki: ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

Because we'd just lose it anyway dealing with men all the time and not having the benefit of wanting to sleep with them to make it worthwhile.


Ah, but men deal with broads they want to but can't sleep with all the time, and retain their sense of humor.
 
  2013-04-09 08:12:18 PM
My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

I'm not trying to be a smart ass here.  And I'm not being judgmental.  I'm just perplexed.
 
  2013-04-09 08:13:24 PM
Why do you spell things like 'wymyn' and 'herstory'?
 
  2013-04-09 08:13:28 PM
ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

You obviously don't know the right lesbians.
 
  2013-04-09 08:13:28 PM
Mad_Radhu: PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

I disagree. Carey Mulligan, for example just looks a 100% more adorable with short hair.

[www.flickfilosopher.com image 460x276]


It looks like she aged 20 years
 
  2013-04-09 08:14:49 PM
PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.  Being a straight male, that was the one "question" (and answer) that really connected with me.  There were several times in my life, like right now, that I'd like to be able to grow my hair long.  Don't know if what I've got is a Jew-fro or a Welsh-fro or just whatever my mostly UK ancestors gave me fro, but it won't grow long.  Big, yes - and I suppose if I grew it long enough and weighted it down with gels and whatnot, then I could get gravity to pull it down and make it long, but no.   My wife likes it nice and mostly short.  Heh, sometimes when she complains our son's hair needs a trim, I pull down my "bangs" and show that my hair is "longer" than his.  I know - I'm not helping.
 
  2013-04-09 08:15:17 PM
Cyberluddite: I have one.  I've asked a few lesbian friends this question and they can't figure it out either.  And it's this:

What's the deal with some lesbians (pretty much exclusively chubby, butch ones--never femmes) who wear shorts as their casual apparel of choice all winter when it's cold outside and nobody else is wearing them--especially given that these same lesbians often tend to not wear shorts in the summer when the weather is hot and everyone else wears them?

Have others noticed this?  Or is this just a  local lesbian fashion trend, not seen elsewhere?  I dunno, but the bottom line is that if you see a woman wearing shorts around here in December when everyone else is bundled up in warm clothes, 99.9% of the time they are both (a) fat and (b) a lesbian.  WTF is up with that?  Any TF lesbians wanna take a shot at answering that one?


I have a similar question. Why do some lesbians dress like guys? I mean; that's what you don't like, guys. But, I'd say 50% of lesbians dress like guys.

By guys; I mean, backwards hat set at douchbag angle, tshirt with one of those designs drawn by a drunken tatto artist and baggy, frumpy cargo shorts.

/ the point of being a lesbian is being with a girl; not a girl that dresses like a guy!
 
  2013-04-09 08:16:23 PM
11. do you hate men?
 
  2013-04-09 08:17:07 PM
Question for a lesbian and think outside the box? Ok.

Boxers or briefs?

/DNRTFA
 
  2013-04-09 08:17:14 PM
If a lesbian is accused of sexual harassment in a corporate enviroment, does she get called out on the carpet?
 
  2013-04-09 08:17:32 PM
12. Is the preferred nomenclature "vagatarian?"
 
  2013-04-09 08:18:02 PM
thisiszombocom: 11. do you hate men?

Thread winnah!
 
  2013-04-09 08:18:47 PM
Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

I'm not trying to be a smart ass here.  And I'm not being judgmental.  I'm just perplexed.


Cause when you take the man clothes off there are tots and vajayjay?

/not a lesbian
//just a guess
///boys have penises. Girls have vaginas
 
  2013-04-09 08:19:08 PM
If you like women, why do you want a woman who looks and acts like a man?  Seriously.  No seriously can someone answer this?

/Same goes for gay men who like effeminate gay men
 
  2013-04-09 08:19:56 PM
Wait. Is tits filtered? Or did I fark up?
 
  2013-04-09 08:20:08 PM
Earguy

Look, Igetbeing attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

It isn't that they are just shallowly imitating hetero couples. The butch femme thing is a very complicated, multi-layered, interpersonal statement.

Also, I would imagine it allows one to enjoy having a masculine partner without having to deal with one of those yucky penises.
 
  2013-04-09 08:20:26 PM
A lot of lesbians look like fat Justin Bieber
 
  2013-04-09 08:21:13 PM
Peki: ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

Because we'd just lose it anyway dealing with men all the time and not having the benefit of wanting to sleep with them to make it worthwhile.


That's okay. We're tired of your shiat, too.
 
  2013-04-09 08:21:22 PM
dudicon: Cyberluddite: I have one.  I've asked a few lesbian friends this question and they can't figure it out either.  And it's this:

What's the deal with some lesbians (pretty much exclusively chubby, butch ones--never femmes) who wear shorts as their casual apparel of choice all winter when it's cold outside and nobody else is wearing them--especially given that these same lesbians often tend to not wear shorts in the summer when the weather is hot and everyone else wears them?

Have others noticed this?  Or is this just a  local lesbian fashion trend, not seen elsewhere?  I dunno, but the bottom line is that if you see a woman wearing shorts around here in December when everyone else is bundled up in warm clothes, 99.9% of the time they are both (a) fat and (b) a lesbian.  WTF is up with that?  Any TF lesbians wanna take a shot at answering that one?

I've seen this quite a few times in the Vancouver area

Maybe they use the shorts to regulate the extra fat-heat


The 'shorts all the time look' was a thing in the Bay Area/San Jose when I lived down there in the late 90s. I recall it as being a Latino thing mostly. I've seen it up here in Seattle too, but never associated it with lesbians.
 
  2013-04-09 08:21:51 PM
Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

I'm not trying to be a smart ass here.  And I'm not being judgmental.  I'm just perplexed.


Why don't straight men date feminine guys... they're attracted to femininity, right?

I'm not trying to be a smart ass either, but I think it boils down to the "they're not into dudes" part.
 
  2013-04-09 08:22:08 PM
Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?


That sort of question boils down to "individual taste." At a guess, maybe they're more attracted to the appearance of masculinity, in the same general idea of TV shows having peripheral demographics. The gender you choose to present as isn't necessarily related to the gender you prefer to sleep with and some people would probably just feel like dressing that way. Look at Iggy Pop.
 
  2013-04-09 08:22:35 PM
So, ummm, here's a question for lesbians:

How do we get electricity from nuclear energy???

/since you don't want to join me and my wife for a threesome/my wife watching me have sex with a strange woman.
 
  2013-04-09 08:23:13 PM
iheartscotch: Cyberluddite: I have one.  I've asked a few lesbian friends this question and they can't figure it out either.  And it's this:

What's the deal with some lesbians (pretty much exclusively chubby, butch ones--never femmes) who wear shorts as their casual apparel of choice all winter when it's cold outside and nobody else is wearing them--especially given that these same lesbians often tend to not wear shorts in the summer when the weather is hot and everyone else wears them?

Have others noticed this?  Or is this just a  local lesbian fashion trend, not seen elsewhere?  I dunno, but the bottom line is that if you see a woman wearing shorts around here in December when everyone else is bundled up in warm clothes, 99.9% of the time they are both (a) fat and (b) a lesbian.  WTF is up with that?  Any TF lesbians wanna take a shot at answering that one?

I have a similar question. Why do some lesbians dress like guys? I mean; that's what you don't like, guys. But, I'd say 50% of lesbians dress like guys.

By guys; I mean, backwards hat set at douchbag angle, tshirt with one of those designs drawn by a drunken tatto artist and baggy, frumpy cargo shorts.

/ the point of being a lesbian is being with a girl; not a girl that dresses like a guy!


Ahh for some it's how they are. My old manager and her girlfriend fit into almost every stereotype. My manager was more of the girl and her girlfriend was definitely more of the guy. Me and her girlfriend would sit there talking cars, camping, sports, and girls while my manager would be yammering with others about gossip and whatnot. Most relationships have some kind of gender roles even if it is just based on personality. They just both happened to like girls.
 
  2013-04-09 08:25:11 PM
LegacyDL: Is it acceptable to punch a butch lesbian in the face if she started it and puts her hands up like she's Jack Dempsey reborn?

Asks the Subaru man. Lulz.

BTW... I'm a hetero dude that drives a Subie. Most diesels I run into usually give me dirty looks, like they'd like to knock my lights out.  Wazzup with that?
 
  2013-04-09 08:25:12 PM
I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?
 
  2013-04-09 08:25:44 PM
Shedim: Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

That sort of question boils down to "individual taste." At a guess, maybe they're more attracted to the appearance of masculinity, in the same general idea of TV shows having peripheral demographics. The gender you choose to present as isn't necessarily related to the gender you prefer to sleep with and some people would probably just feel like dressing that way. Look at Iggy Pop.


No it goes beyond taste.  There is at least 33 1/3% of lesbians who like masculine girls.  There are MAXIMUM 1/2 of 1% of straight guys that like chicks with dicks.
 
  2013-04-09 08:25:58 PM
gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.
 
  2013-04-09 08:26:24 PM
Right. Spend fifteen years trying to figure out who you are, while panicking about whether your friends and family will accept that person. Have entire sections of society discriminate against you and douchebags you went to school with ask you a ton of stupid questions (see this article). Discover what it feels like to be devalued and ridiculed in mainstream media and politics. Done all that? Then you can call me a dyke. Maybe.

In my opinion, when you call yourself something, you set the standard.  Saying others can't call you that unless they bore the same cross you did is frankly just a self-congratulatory double-standard.  If you think you're a dyke enough to call yourself a dyke (whatever that means to you), then you're a dyke, and requiring other people to adopt a higher standard so you can have your own pedestal is just ridiculous.  If I hear you seriously call yourself something, then I feel at liberty to call you the same thing.  Personally, I'm not going to call you a dyke because its not a word that comes quickly to me, but if I hear you call yourself that, I certainly don't consider it off-limits.
 
  2013-04-09 08:26:56 PM
11. Since a lot of your sex is oral anyway, what is wrong with smoking a pole?
 
  2013-04-09 08:27:50 PM
Is it REALLY true that every lesbian is one good deep dicking from a REAL man away from heterosexuality?

dnrtfa, assumes this was number 1
 
  2013-04-09 08:28:03 PM
iheartscotch: I have a similar question. Why do some lesbians dress like guys? I mean; that's what you don't like, guys. But, I'd say 50% of lesbians dress like guys.

There appears to be numerous genetic or environmental factors which interact in a curious way to create our breadth of sexual characteristics, and based on a couple studies about hyperfertility in women being a predictor of homosexual male children my assumption is this has to do with hormonal levels during pregnancy with extremes resultant in homosexual male or female children often of a masculine or feminine extreme. I know of nothing which backs up this assertion, nor any study which has undertaken classifying homosexual men and women into masculine or feminine archetypes, so this may be mere stereotyping.
 
  2013-04-09 08:28:34 PM
Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

I'm not trying to be a smart ass here.  And I'm not being judgmental.  I'm just perplexed.


I find it interesting folks never ask this of effeminate gay men.  Sexuality is simply more multiple choice than it is true/false.  Also, the author's earlier article is pretty hilarious:http://www.newstatesman.com/lez-miserable/2013/03/le z-miserable-youre- very-pretty-have-you-ever-had-sex-american-girl
 
  2013-04-09 08:28:45 PM
SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?


When the cat meows to have the litter box changed.
 
  2013-04-09 08:28:45 PM
Masculine type personality, female packaging........feminine type personality, male packaging.......it floats lots of people's boats. I would say that personality isn't limited to one's package and people are attracted to different things.

Plus there's a whole gay culture and fashion that lead to certian looks/types of people looking the way they do and being attracted to the people they are attacted to. Kind of like how you'd be more likely to see surfer dude dating bikini chick, and  wall street power broker dating trophy wife, and not the other way around.
 
  2013-04-09 08:29:00 PM
SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?


OK, that's a really dumb and basic question.

The answer to which I am also interested.
 
  2013-04-09 08:29:17 PM
dk47

No it goes beyond taste.  There is at least 33 1/3% of lesbians who like masculine girls.  There are MAXIMUM 1/2 of 1% of straight guys that like chicks with dicks.

You are aware that men who consume transsexual pornography overwhelmingly identify with as straight, right?
 
  2013-04-09 08:29:38 PM
SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?


How does a girl alone know when she's done? Same thing.
 
  2013-04-09 08:30:23 PM
gambitsgirl: Wait. Is tits filtered? Or did I fark up?

I just thought you were talking about chicks with small tits and puffy nipples.
 
  2013-04-09 08:30:28 PM
dk47: No it goes beyond taste.  There is at least 33 1/3% of lesbians who like masculine girls.  There are MAXIMUM 1/2 of 1% of straight guys that like chicks with dicks.

4Chan would like to have a word with you.
 
  2013-04-09 08:33:27 PM
SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?


I'm not a lesbian, but after a good, soul-shattering, bone-shuddering, vision-impairing, breath-stealing, obscenity-inducing orgasm, most women are done. Spurting has little to do with it.
 
  2013-04-09 08:33:28 PM
Why Suburus?
 
  2013-04-09 08:34:05 PM
SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?


Good question. I've gotten through a whole lesbian porn video to find out.
 
  2013-04-09 08:34:12 PM
SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?


Same reason marathon runners have to stop after a while. Female orgasms are generally whole-body experiences and you can get worn out after a while. Plus, things going in and out the same area repeatedly is going to cause friction no matter how good the lubrication is.

dk47: No it goes beyond taste.  There is at least 33 1/3% of lesbians who like masculine girls.  There are MAXIMUM 1/2 of 1% of straight guys that like chicks with dicks.

imgs.xkcd.com

As someone else further up the thread suggested, maybe it's a case of having all the charms and "good bits"  of masculinity with the added bonus of a partner who understands you better because they're the same gender AND not having to deal with all the penis-related parts.

/not female, so do let me know if I'm getting things wrong
 
  2013-04-09 08:34:21 PM
AirForceVet: A lesbian acquaintance the other night stated she wanted to see my penis as much as she'd like to see some disgusting thing. I replied that I though my penis was beautiful, especially since I polish it every night. :-)

I hope you whipped it out
 
  2013-04-09 08:34:40 PM
ProfessorOhki: Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

I'm not trying to be a smart ass here.  And I'm not being judgmental.  I'm just perplexed.

Why don't straight men date feminine guys... they're attracted to femininity, right?

I'm not trying to be a smart ass either, but I think it boils down to the "they're not into dudes They're not drunk enough yet" part.


FTFY
 
  2013-04-09 08:36:45 PM
The headline says "ten" but I only see one listed in the byline.
 
  2013-04-09 08:37:46 PM
farkingismybusiness: Why Suburus?

Well made, affordable, reasonable sized, reliable cars and fuel efficient cars with four wheel drive that gives you better weight distribution and balanced power, not to mention grip? Yeah, who on earth would want one of those?

\Straight guy.
\\Forester driver.
 
  2013-04-09 08:37:49 PM
Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.


Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.
 
  2013-04-09 08:37:52 PM
My question: why are lesbians so goddamn ugly and unkempt?

/ps Lesbians call hottie lesbians "lipstick lesbians"
 
  2013-04-09 08:38:19 PM
Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.


Will you buy me cotton candy first?
 
  2013-04-09 08:38:20 PM
SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?


It's questions like these that truly make me wonder if the person asking it has ever been with a woman.

Are you saying that as a dude, as soon as you get off, it's over?  What about for your female partner?  I would sincerely hope you have some sense of when she's done.

We're done when the sheets are soaked, dude.
 
  2013-04-09 08:38:36 PM
cgraves67: SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?

Good question. I've gotten through a whole lesbian porn video to find out.


That's part of why lesbian porn bores me. Since the girls already start at maximum moaning, basically the scene goes on until it just ...trails off
 
  2013-04-09 08:38:47 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: If you're not attracted to men, why do some of you dress, act, and look like them?


Yes, why do you do that?
 
  2013-04-09 08:39:05 PM
Q: How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: That's not funny!
 
  2013-04-09 08:39:17 PM
What's with the whole moving into together after a month of dating?
 
  2013-04-09 08:39:35 PM
redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.


Perfumed mouse is my current fav
 
  2013-04-09 08:39:38 PM
SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?


They butch one asks for a sandwich?
 
  2013-04-09 08:40:05 PM
How about :

"why do you all have such condescending, snotty attitudes, that make regular guys farking hate you , remember you are the one evolution decided should not want to breed ? "
 
  2013-04-09 08:40:08 PM
Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?
 
  2013-04-09 08:40:23 PM
SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?


if you don't know, you're not doing it right
 
  2013-04-09 08:40:55 PM
11.  Are you really as biatchy as you come off as in TFA?
 
  2013-04-09 08:41:13 PM
Fano: redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.

Perfumed mouse is my current fav


... Richard Gere?
 
  2013-04-09 08:41:47 PM
bim1154: .... I was so farking aroused at the faux orgy that I blew a wad in my pants.  At that age I could usually get a couple off a night.

I will never forget that night.


You didn't turn around and stare?? What's wrong with you?
 
  2013-04-09 08:42:23 PM
i know this is going to be offensive to some...so sorry in advance...

but how many lesbians are just straight women who have given up on attracting a man?
 
  2013-04-09 08:43:03 PM
My question would be: Do you really use tartar sauce as a lubricant?
 
  2013-04-09 08:43:45 PM
gambitsgirl: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Will you buy me cotton candy first?


Will that cotton candy you're eating be framing a paper cut?
 
  2013-04-09 08:43:48 PM
gambitsgirl: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Will you buy me cotton candy first?


How do you feel about hoo-hah?
 
  2013-04-09 08:43:55 PM
Wow, that dyke has a real chip on her shoulder.
 
  2013-04-09 08:44:45 PM
Fano: redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.

Perfumed mouse is my current fav


axe wound - badly wrapped kebab - bald man in a boat - bang hole - bat cave - bean - bearded clam - bearded oyster - beav - beaver - beefcurtain - beef curtain - beef flap - birth cannon - blue waffle - box - bread - buju - camel's foot - camel toe - candy - chach - cha cha - cherry - chocha - cho-cho - chonch - choot - clit - clown hole - clunge - cock - cock pocket - coo - cooch - coochie - cookie - coosie - cooter - cuder - cunny - coont - coont hole - coont punt - cutty - cut up - fanny - fish taco - flange - front bottom - fark hole - fur burger - fur pie - gap - gash - growler - hair burger - hair pie - ham flap - ham wallet - hatchet wound - hooded lady - hoo-hoo - hot pocket - ill na-na - incision - jute - kitty - kooch - kooter - kuder - lip - love taco - lunchmeat - man in the boat - man in the boat, the - meat curtains - meat flap - meatwallet - meat wallet - minge - moose knuckle - muff - muffin - na-na - nappy dugout - neden - ninja foot - nookie - open wound - pink - pink canoe - pink sausage wallet - pink taco - pink velvet sausage wallet - piss flaps - pookie - poon - poonaner - poonani - poontang - poon tang pie - pootang - poo tang - pooter - pootie tang - promised land, the - punani - punanni - puss - pussy - putang - pu-tang - quif - quiff - quim - quivering mound of love pudding - roast beef - roast beef curtains - slit - smush mitten - snatch - snizz - soggy box - sprained vagina - tampon tunnel - tang - trim - tunnel of love - twat - twitchet - V - vadge - vag - vagine - vagoo - vajayjay - va-jay-jay - vajizzle - vertical smile - whisker biscuit - whispering eye - wizard sleeve - woo - woogit - wugget - wuss
 
  2013-04-09 08:45:10 PM
Good thing to know she speaks for all lesbians. Also, she's wrong about #1. At least in some cases.
 
  2013-04-09 08:45:20 PM
cgraves67: Good question. I've gotten through a whole lesbian porn video to find out.

Speak for yourself

/spurt
 
  2013-04-09 08:45:24 PM
Banned on the Run: gambitsgirl: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Will you buy me cotton candy first?

How do you feel about hoo-hah?


I say wangdangler for boy naughty bits
 
  2013-04-09 08:45:48 PM
gambitsgirl: Fano: redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.

Perfumed mouse is my current fav

axe wound - badly wrapped kebab - bald man in a boat - bang hole - bat cave - bean - bearded clam - bearded oyster - beav - beaver - beefcurtain - beef curtain - beef flap - birth cannon - blue waffle - box - bread - buju - camel's foot - camel toe - candy - chach - cha cha - cherry - chocha - cho-cho - chonch - choot - clit - clown hole - clunge - cock - cock pocket - coo - cooch - coochie - cookie - coosie - cooter - cuder - cunny - coont - coont hole - coont punt - cutty - cut up - fanny - fish taco - flange - front bottom - fark hole - fur burger - fur pie - gap - gash - growler - hair burger - hair pie - ham flap - ham wallet - hatchet wound - hooded lady - hoo-hoo - hot pocket - ill na-na - incision - jute - kitty - kooch - kooter - kuder - lip - love taco - lunchmeat - man in the boat - man in the boat, the - meat curtains - meat flap - meatwallet - meat wallet - minge - moose knuckle - muff - muffin - na-na - nappy dugout - neden - ninja foot - nookie - open wound - pink - pink canoe - pink sausage wallet - pink taco - pink velvet sausage wallet - piss flaps - pookie - poon - poonaner - poonani - poontang - poon tang pie - pootang - poo tang - pooter - pootie tang - promised land, the - punani - punanni - puss - pussy - putang - pu-tang - quif - quiff - quim - quivering mound of love pudding - roast beef - roast beef curtains - slit - smush mitten - snatch - snizz - soggy box - sprained vagina - tampon tunnel - tang - trim - tunnel of love - twat - twitchet - V - vadge - vag - vagine - vagoo - vajayjay - va-jay-jay - vajizzle - vertical smile - whisker biscuit - whispering eye - wizard sleeve - woo - woogi ...


No "shame cave"?
 
  2013-04-09 08:46:02 PM
farkingismybusiness: Why Suburus?

And Blue Heelers?  These are riddles wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.
 
  2013-04-09 08:46:44 PM
What is your favourite flavour of fish?
 
  2013-04-09 08:46:55 PM
Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.


What's wrong with saying vajayjay Ed? Can i call it vaj for short?

/love the vajajay
 
  2013-04-09 08:47:08 PM
Ringshadow: If you base your attractiveness baseline purely on hair, you need to re-prioritize, I'm just sayin'.

Hey, some women look good ... despite having short hair.

"damn, she would be so much hotter if she cut all of her hair off" is a statement that has never been uttered by a straight man who did not have some sort of a short hair/bald head fetish in the history of mankind.

Anyway, I will just leave this here.

lh5.ggpht.com

And this

ak0.okccdn.com
 
  2013-04-09 08:47:39 PM
#7 Is just the same clueless thing lots of people do when they meet someone "different." Ask any minority if they haven"t been subjected to the "heyI know another person like you and i like them too. Maybe you guys could be together and i'I'm just being helpful
 
  2013-04-09 08:47:48 PM
FirstNationalBastard: gambitsgirl: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Will you buy me cotton candy first?

Will that cotton candy you're eating be framing a paper cut?


Prefer ballparks. But never tried a taco.
 
  2013-04-09 08:48:12 PM
MeanJean: dk47

No it goes beyond taste.  There is at least 33 1/3% of lesbians who like masculine girls.  There are MAXIMUM 1/2 of 1% of straight guys that like chicks with dicks.

You are aware that men who consume transsexual pornography overwhelmingly identify with as straight, right?


You are aware that those two statistics don't directly conflict, right?
 
  2013-04-09 08:48:21 PM
Why do you all seem to drive Subarus?
What's the deal with airline food?
Can you help me move a refrigerator?
Is that a St Andrew's cross that you're moving into the bedroom right opposite mine with these thin walls?
AND a spanking bench?
 
  2013-04-09 08:48:29 PM
MeanJean: dk47


You are aware that men who consume transsexual pornography overwhelmingly identify with as straight, right?


Cite or you gaught teh ghey!
 
  2013-04-09 08:48:57 PM
miss diminutive: SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?

I'm not a lesbian, but after a good, soul-shattering, bone-shuddering, vision-impairing, breath-stealing, obscenity-inducing orgasm, most women are done. Spurting has little to do with it.


Thanks for the perspective. And the image.
 
  2013-04-09 08:49:20 PM

MeanJean: Earguy

Look, Igetbeing attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

It isn't that they are just shallowly imitating hetero couples. The butch femme thing is a very complicated, multi-layered, interpersonal statement.

Also, I would imagine it allows one to enjoy having a masculine partner without having to deal with one of those yucky penises.




And what lesbians think of penises is a laugher. Also watch what gay guys think of vaginas.
Honestly, as a hetero male, I think the lesbians have a healthier view of things.
 
  2013-04-09 08:49:33 PM
gambitsgirl: Fano: redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.

Perfumed mouse is my current fav

axe wound - bad..... buju - camel's foot - camel toe - candy - chach - cha cha - cherry - chocha - cho-cho - chonch - choot - clit - clown hole - clunge - cock - cock pocket - coo - cooch - coochie - cookie - coosie - cooter - cuder - cunny - coont - coont hole - coont punt - cutty - cut up -.......cision - jute - kitty - kooch - kooter - ku.......jay - vajizzle - vertical smile - whisker biscuit - whispering eye - wizard sleeve - woo - woogi ...


Canyon
 
  2013-04-09 08:49:45 PM
FirstNationalBastard: gambitsgirl: Fano: redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.

Perfumed mouse is my current fav

axe wound - badly wrapped kebab - bald man in a boat - bang hole - bat cave - bean - bearded clam - bearded oyster - beav - beaver - beefcurtain - beef curtain - beef flap - birth cannon - blue waffle - box - bread - buju - camel's foot - camel toe - candy - chach - cha cha - cherry - chocha - cho-cho - chonch - choot - clit - clown hole - clunge - cock - cock pocket - coo - cooch - coochie - cookie - coosie - cooter - cuder - cunny - coont - coont hole - coont punt - cutty - cut up - fanny - fish taco - flange - front bottom - fark hole - fur burger - fur pie - gap - gash - growler - hair burger - hair pie - ham flap - ham wallet - hatchet wound - hooded lady - hoo-hoo - hot pocket - ill na-na - incision - jute - kitty - kooch - kooter - kuder - lip - love taco - lunchmeat - man in the boat - man in the boat, the - meat curtains - meat flap - meatwallet - meat wallet - minge - moose knuckle - muff - muffin - na-na - nappy dugout - neden - ninja foot - nookie - open wound - pink - pink canoe - pink sausage wallet - pink taco - pink velvet sausage wallet - piss flaps - pookie - poon - poonaner - poonani - poontang - poon tang pie - pootang - poo tang - pooter - pootie tang - promised land, the - punani - punanni - puss - pussy - putang - pu-tang - quif - quiff - quim - quivering mound of love pudding - roast beef - roast beef curtains - slit - smush mitten - snatch - snizz - soggy box - sprained vagina - tampon tunnel - tang - trim - tunnel of love - twat - twitchet - V - vadge - vag - vagine - vagoo - vajayjay - va-jay-jay - vajizzle - vertical smile - whisker biscuit - whispering eye - wizard sleeve - woo - woogi ...

No "shame cave"?


Disappointing. But I did rather like smush mitten and nappy dugout.
 
  2013-04-09 08:51:13 PM
Titterywhoppet
 
  2013-04-09 08:51:28 PM
Can we all at least agree that there wasn't one good band in all of the Lilith Fair tours?
 
  2013-04-09 08:51:41 PM
Mad_Radhu: PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

I disagree. Carey Mulligan, for example just looks a 100% more adorable with short hair.

[www.flickfilosopher.com image 460x276]


Disagree.  I think she looks much better with long hair.
 
  2013-04-09 08:51:52 PM
dudicon: I've seen this quite a few times in the Vancouver area
Maybe they use the shorts to regulate the extra fat-heat


gambitsgirl: Fat people get hot

Obviously, I considered this as the most simple explanation as well.  But the problem with this theory is that, as I said, many of these lesbians wear shorts only in the wintertime when nobody in their right mind does, and then they sweat it out in long pants in the summer when it's hot and everyone else is wearing shorts.  That's the part that's so perplexing to me.  I mean, WTF?

Plus, another problem with the "fatties get overheated" theory is that they still wear winter clothes on their upper bodies along with the shorts in winter--flannel shirts, sweatshirts, coats, etc.--only the shorts are seasonally inappropriate.  I don't get it.
 
  2013-04-09 08:51:53 PM
gambitsgirl: nappy dugout.

Pastrami curtains
 
  2013-04-09 08:53:01 PM
Question #1 isn't really that dumb of a question, if you believe in the Kinsey scale.

PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

I'm weird. I think men should have long hair and women short hair.
 
  2013-04-09 08:53:13 PM
Cyberluddite: I don't get it

try pulling those sides of beef into a pair of dungarees
 
  2013-04-09 08:55:46 PM
SurfaceTension: cgraves67: Good question. I've gotten through a whole lesbian porn video to find out.

Speak for yourself

/spurt


I missed a not in there. The Fark mobile app is hell for commenting.
 
  2013-04-09 08:56:25 PM
vudukungfu: Cyberluddite: I don't get it

try pulling those sides of beef into a pair of dungarees


Yeah, but again, they do that, but only the summer--when it's even tougher to mash their sweat-soaked flesh into long pants.  This simply cannot be logically explained.
 
  2013-04-09 08:57:02 PM
Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

I'm not trying to be a smart ass here.  And I'm not being judgmental.  I'm just perplexed.


Well the problem is this: You are trying to figure out how females think.  Stop it.  Some things have no explanation or consistency - they simply are.  You don't always have to know how things work.  Just know that somehow they work...
 
  2013-04-09 08:57:02 PM
How can you know that I can't go down better on you than your girlfriend if I've never gone down on you?
 
  2013-04-09 08:57:18 PM
If you had any sense at all, the question you should be asking is, "how do you properly eat pussy?"
 
  2013-04-09 08:57:52 PM
desertfool: And what lesbians think of penises is a laugher. Also watch what gay guys think of vaginas.
Honestly, as a hetero male, I think the lesbians have a healthier view of things.



Those are both hilarious.
 
  2013-04-09 08:57:53 PM
No.  I do not.
 
  2013-04-09 08:58:12 PM
Ed Grubermann: Peki: ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

Because we'd just lose it anyway dealing with men all the time and not having the benefit of wanting to sleep with them to make it worthwhile.

That's okay. We're tired of your shiat, too.


Aaaaaaand we are done here. Someone get the lights please.
 
  2013-04-09 08:59:46 PM
dk47: If you like women, why do you want a woman who looks and acts like a man?  Seriously.  No seriously can someone answer this?

/Same goes for gay men who like effeminate gay men


Lesbians like lesbians, which fall along a complex spectrum. Regardless of how they "present" outwardly, they are not a straight male, nor straight female. It's kind of like how Obama is not black, nor white. He's a mix that is neither one nor the other. (But somehow he's considered the first black president, go figure).

Anyways, as any frustrated and befuddled man can tell you, women are very emotionally complex and process situations much different than men. They have different needs. They want the kind of love and understanding they can't get from men. The attraction is less physical/sexual as everyone keeps implying, but really more mental. Safer, where they dont risk as much man/woman relationship pain. They understand how female brains operate, they understand the same language, they know how their partner is feeling because they can relate. That's my guess anyway.
 
  2013-04-09 09:01:11 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: If you're not attracted to men, why do some of you dress, act, and look like them?


The author of TFA offered a kind of explanation (re the fake-appendage thing): "they're not trying to be men, they're having sexy fun times appropriating masculinity. There's a big difference."

/not that I think that explains everything, but there you go.
 
  2013-04-09 09:01:51 PM
If you have two lesbians of equal demeanor, i.e. nether is butch, how is it decided that who should make a sandwich for whom post coitus?

And, again post coitus, should one lesbian begin watching, I dunno, the Cat Channel, does the other lesbian join in or complain loudly about 'just using me for my body and not appreciating me as a person'.
 
  2013-04-09 09:02:08 PM
cptjeff: desertfool: And what lesbians think of penises is a laugher. Also watch what gay guys think of vaginas.
Honestly, as a hetero male, I think the lesbians have a healthier view of things.


Those are both hilarious.


But gay guys don't have battery operated vaginas in their nightstand. Lesbians (may) have (several) battery operated penises in their nightstand. I guess I don't get it. I doubt fleshlight gets a lot of sales of their female parts from gay guys. I guess lesbians are just more fluid.

//giggity.
 
  2013-04-09 09:03:24 PM
BullBearMS: If you had any sense at all, the question you should be asking is, "how do you properly eat pussy?"

Properly?  Duh.  Wait until all are served at your table before beginning to eat.
 
  2013-04-09 09:05:14 PM
gambitsgirl: FirstNationalBastard: gambitsgirl: Fano: redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.

Perfumed mouse is my current fav

axe wound - badly wrapped kebab - bald man in a boat - bang hole - bat cave - bean - bearded clam - bearded oyster - beav - beaver - beefcurtain - beef curtain - beef flap - birth cannon - blue waffle - box - bread - buju - camel's foot - camel toe - candy - chach - cha cha - cherry - chocha - cho-cho - chonch - choot - clit - clown hole - clunge - cock - cock pocket - coo - cooch - coochie - cookie - coosie - cooter - cuder - cunny - coont - coont hole - coont punt - cutty - cut up - fanny - fish taco - flange - front bottom - fark hole - fur burger - fur pie - gap - gash - growler - hair burger - hair pie - ham flap - ham wallet - hatchet wound - hooded lady - hoo-hoo - hot pocket - ill na-na - incision - jute - kitty - kooch - kooter - kuder - lip - love taco - lunchmeat - man in the boat - man in the boat, the - meat curtains - meat flap - meatwallet - meat wallet - minge - moose knuckle - muff - muffin - na-na - nappy dugout - neden - ninja foot - nookie - open wound - pink - pink canoe - pink sausage wallet - pink taco - pink velvet sausage wallet - piss flaps - pookie - poon - poonaner - poonani - poontang - poon tang pie - pootang - poo tang - pooter - pootie tang - promised land, the - punani - punanni - puss - pussy - putang - pu-tang - quif - quiff - quim - quivering mound of love pudding - roast beef - roast beef curtains - slit - smush mitten - snatch - snizz - soggy box - sprained vagina - tampon tunnel - tang - trim - tunnel of love - twat - twitchet - V - vadge - vag - vagine - vagoo - vajayjay - va-jay-jay - vajizzle - vertical smile - whisker biscuit - whisperin ...


Tom Robbins claims to know the word for vagina in 72 languages.
I met him in NOLA. He kissed my hand. Sexiest man ever.
 
  2013-04-09 09:06:25 PM
Cyberluddite: dudicon: I've seen this quite a few times in the Vancouver area
Maybe they use the shorts to regulate the extra fat-heat

gambitsgirl: Fat people get hot

Obviously, I considered this as the most simple explanation as well.  But the problem with this theory is that, as I said, many of these lesbians wear shorts only in the wintertime when nobody in their right mind does, and then they sweat it out in long pants in the summer when it's hot and everyone else is wearing shorts.  That's the part that's so perplexing to me.  I mean, WTF?

Plus, another problem with the "fatties get overheated" theory is that they still wear winter clothes on their upper bodies along with the shorts in winter--flannel shirts, sweatshirts, coats, etc.--only the shorts are seasonally inappropriate.  I don't get it.


Maybe it's a form of "airing out" since there's a likely chance someone will have their face down there later. Maybe a way "reinforce" regular feminine hygiene products. Probably just a fashion choice. I have no clue, but I've noticed it too.
 
  2013-04-09 09:10:17 PM
Witness99: dk47: If you like women, why do you want a woman who looks and acts like a man?  Seriously.  No seriously can someone answer this?

/Same goes for gay men who like effeminate gay men

Lesbians like lesbians, which fall along a complex spectrum. Regardless of how they "present" outwardly, they are not a straight male, nor straight female. It's kind of like how Obama is not black, nor white. He's a mix that is neither one nor the other. (But somehow he's considered the first black president, go figure).

Anyways, as any frustrated and befuddled man can tell you, women are very emotionally complex and process situations much different than men. They have different needs. They want the kind of love and understanding they can't get from men. The attraction is less physical/sexual as everyone keeps implying, but really more mental. Safer, where they dont risk as much man/woman relationship pain. They understand how female brains operate, they understand the same language, they know how their partner is feeling because they can relate. That's my guess anyway.


...aaaaaand you lost me.

Dude, if I was attracted to guys, I would SO date them.  Because I'm in my 30s and my "sexual peak" and hey, the more the merrier.

I date chicks because when I see a hot chick I go into giggle fits and can't help put picture her naked immediately.    If that isn't physical/sexual attraction, I don't know what is.

Also, I do NOT understand how female brains operate.  I understand how MY brain does, but man, humans overall- female and male- y'all are just farked up.  Then again, so am I.  It evens out.

And there is PLENTLY of relationship pain in dyke pairings.  Don't get me farking started on butches and emotional hangups.

/femme
//still goes for the butches, even though they sometimes annoy the fark out of me
 
  2013-04-09 09:10:26 PM
gambitsgirl: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Will you buy me cotton candy first?


No, but I'll bathe you in napalm.
 
  2013-04-09 09:10:53 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: #1: Can I watch?

I'm surprised this isn't on there.

Some time back (15 years ago), I had a lesbian friend who eventually told me I was the 2nd guy she was ever even remotely attracted to (never sexually to either, but that does kinda come with the territory), and it was entirely because when she first came out to me, I did not immediately say, "can I watch?"  Instead, I asked her if she was happy, said that's all that mattered, and moved on.  When she commented on that, and asked me why I never did ask, I said, "Oh, sure, I'd love to, but I figured being a lesbian doesn't make you an exhibitionist."

/in answer to the question this CSB will necessarily raise: no.
 
  2013-04-09 09:12:14 PM
gambitsgirl: Fano: redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.

Perfumed mouse is my current fav

axe wound - badly wrapped kebab - bald man in a boat - bang hole - bat cave - bean - bearded clam - bearded oyster - beav - beaver - beefcurtain - beef curtain - beef flap - birth cannon - blue waffle - box - bread - buju - camel's foot - camel toe - candy - chach - cha cha - cherry - chocha - cho-cho - chonch - choot - clit - clown hole - clunge - cock - cock pocket - coo - cooch - coochie - cookie - coosie - cooter - cuder - cunny - coont - coont hole - coont punt - cutty - cut up - fanny - fish taco - flange - front bottom - fark hole - fur burger - fur pie - gap - gash - growler - hair burger - hair pie - ham flap - ham wallet - hatchet wound - hooded lady - hoo-hoo - hot pocket - ill na-na - incision - jute - kitty - kooch - kooter - kuder - lip - love taco - lunchmeat - man in the boat - man in the boat, the - meat curtains - meat flap - meatwallet - meat wallet - minge - moose knuckle - muff - muffin - na-na - nappy dugout - neden - ninja foot - nookie - open wound - pink - pink canoe - pink sausage wallet - pink taco - pink velvet sausage wallet - piss flaps - pookie - poon - poonaner - poonani - poontang - poon tang pie - pootang - poo tang - pooter - pootie tang - promised land, the - punani - punanni - puss - pussy - putang - pu-tang - quif - quiff - quim - quivering mound of love pudding - roast beef - roast beef curtains - slit - smush mitten - snatch - snizz - soggy box - sprained vagina - tampon tunnel - tang - trim - tunnel of love - twat - twitchet - V - vadge - vag - vagine - vagoo - vajayjay - va-jay-jay - vajizzle - vertical smile - whisker biscuit - whispering eye - wizard sleeve - woo - woogi ...


I've always been partial to axe wound, though I like vertical smile sometimes too.
 
  2013-04-09 09:12:58 PM
doosh: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

What's wrong with saying vajayjay Ed?


Reading comprehension. How does that work?
 
  2013-04-09 09:14:30 PM
thisiszombocom: 11. do you hate men?

Rhetorical question.
 
  2013-04-09 09:15:45 PM
First question I ever asked a lesbian (this was in the 90s, in the deep south, so anyone who was out of the closet was a bit of a curiosity) was, "So are you a fan of Xena: Warrior Princess?"

She thought it was hilarious. Or at least she was good-humored about it.

/and apparently she was more a fan of the blonde sidekick than Lucy Lawless
 
  2013-04-09 09:18:17 PM
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: First question I ever asked a lesbian (this was in the 90s, in the deep south, so anyone who was out of the closet was a bit of a curiosity) was, "So are you a fan of Xena: Warrior Princess?"

She thought it was hilarious. Or at least she was good-humored about it.

/and apparently she was more a fan of the blonde sidekick than Lucy Lawless


Really?

Yeah, Gabrielle was cute, but she wasn't a big hot amazon like Xena.

I think she failed at lesbianing
 
  2013-04-09 09:18:19 PM
Heist: She's missing out. The new Tegan and Sara album is awesome.

/straight male


I know, right?
 
  2013-04-09 09:18:27 PM
lordargent: Ringshadow: If you base your attractiveness baseline purely on hair, you need to re-prioritize, I'm just sayin'.

Hey, some women look good ... despite having short hair.

"damn, she would be so much hotter if she cut all of her hair off" is a statement that has never been uttered by a straight man who did not have some sort of a short hair/bald head fetish in the history of mankind.

Anyway, I will just leave this here.

[lh5.ggpht.com image 499x687]

And this

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latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com
 
  2013-04-09 09:18:55 PM
desertfool: cptjeff: desertfool: And what lesbians think of penises is a laugher. Also watch what gay guys think of vaginas.
Honestly, as a hetero male, I think the lesbians have a healthier view of things.


Those are both hilarious.

But gay guys don't have battery operated vaginas in their nightstand. Lesbians (may) have (several) battery operated penises in their nightstand. I guess I don't get it.


You are aware that there are a lot of nerve ending inside the vagina, are you not?
 
  2013-04-09 09:19:20 PM
MagSeven: Cyberluddite: dudicon: I've seen this quite a few times in the Vancouver area
Maybe they use the shorts to regulate the extra fat-heat

gambitsgirl: Fat people get hot

Obviously, I considered this as the most simple explanation as well.  But the problem with this theory is that, as I said, many of these lesbians wear shorts only in the wintertime when nobody in their right mind does, and then they sweat it out in long pants in the summer when it's hot and everyone else is wearing shorts.  That's the part that's so perplexing to me.  I mean, WTF?

Plus, another problem with the "fatties get overheated" theory is that they still wear winter clothes on their upper bodies along with the shorts in winter--flannel shirts, sweatshirts, coats, etc.--only the shorts are seasonally inappropriate.  I don't get it.

Maybe it's a form of "airing out" since there's a likely chance someone will have their face down there later. Maybe a way "reinforce" regular feminine hygiene products. Probably just a fashion choice. I have no clue, but I've noticed it too.


It's a form of recognizing their tribe, kind of like when gang bangers wear their pants low, certain color scarfs, or when all the cool kids wear the same $50 Tshirt at a club intead of popping some tags. The fact that their common look is shorts is irrelevant, it could have been anything. Or maybe they like to show off their muscular calves, which might be the most attractive part of their bodies.
 
  2013-04-09 09:20:00 PM
I just can't see myself inquiring about another's sex life unless I'm already involved in it.
 
  2013-04-09 09:20:22 PM
This is "Flux," a film from San Francisco State University student Jamie Oliveira (has a slightly NSFW scene with a woman covering another's breasts). It shows how a shift in perception can change how you experience reality.

http://vimeo.com/63552472
 
  2013-04-09 09:20:36 PM
Doosh

Cite or you gaught teh ghey!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transsexual_pornography

Follow the links.
 
  2013-04-09 09:21:31 PM
vudukungfu: gambitsgirl: nappy dugout.

Pastrami curtains


sausage wallet
 
  2013-04-09 09:21:39 PM
Transpogue: Dude, if I was attracted to guys, I would SO date them. Because I'm in my 30s and my "sexual peak" and hey, the more the merrier.

I date chicks because when I see a hot chick I go into giggle fits and can't help put picture her naked immediately. If that isn't physical/sexual attraction, I don't know what is.

Also, I do NOT understand how female brains operate. I understand how MY brain does, but man, humans overall- female and male- y'all are just farked up. Then again, so am I. It evens out.

And there is PLENTLY of relationship pain in dyke pairings. Don't get me farking started on butches and emotional hangups.

/femme
//still goes for the butches, even though they sometimes annoy the fark out of me


Yep, yea and the bolded part especially so.
/Granted sometimes go for femmes but most GF's have been butcher than me.
 
  2013-04-09 09:22:30 PM
Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Will you buy me cotton candy first?

No, but I'll bathe you in napalm.


Now that I want to watch ; )
 
  2013-04-09 09:23:26 PM
GrizzledVeteran: Ryker's Peninsula: If you're not attracted to men, why do some of you dress, act, and look like them?


The author of TFA offered a kind of explanation (re the fake-appendage thing): "they're not trying to be men, they're having sexy fun times appropriating masculinity. There's a big difference."

/not that I think that explains everything, but there you go.


I like having sexy fun times with my girlfriend and a goat too, but that doesn't mean I go into work every morning dressed like Little Bo Peep.
 
  2013-04-09 09:23:49 PM
Ed Gruberman

But gay guys don't have battery operated vaginas in their nightstand. Lesbians (may) have (several) battery operated penises in their nightstand. I guess I don't get it.

Why wouldn't a gay man use a fake vagina? Its a soft place to put your hard cock, and there isn't a yucky woman attached to it.

Just because someone is a lesbian doesn't mean that they can't enjoy penetration. Penetration feels good, whether you're into men or women.
 
  2013-04-09 09:25:53 PM
Cyberluddite: vudukungfu: Cyberluddite: I don't get it

try pulling those sides of beef into a pair of dungarees

Yeah, but again, they do that, but only the summer--when it's even tougher to mash their sweat-soaked flesh into long pants.  This simply cannot be logically explained.


Weathering discomfort stoically as a show of stereotyped masculinity?
 
  2013-04-09 09:30:07 PM
gambitsgirl: Fano: redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.

Perfumed mouse is my current fav

axe wound - badly wrapped kebab - bald man in a boat - bang hole - bat cave - bean - bearded clam - bearded oyster - beav - beaver - beefcurtain - beef curtain - beef flap - birth cannon - blue waffle - box - bread - buju - camel's foot - camel toe - candy - chach - cha cha - cherry - chocha - cho-cho - chonch - choot - clit - clown hole - clunge - cock - cock pocket - coo - cooch - coochie - cookie - coosie - cooter - cuder - cunny - coont - coont hole - coont punt - cutty - cut up - fanny - fish taco - flange - front bottom - fark hole - fur burger - fur pie - gap - gash - growler - hair burger - hair pie - ham flap - ham wallet - hatchet wound - hooded lady - hoo-hoo - hot pocket - ill na-na - incision - jute - kitty - kooch - kooter - kuder - lip - love taco - lunchmeat - man in the boat - man in the boat, the - meat curtains - meat flap - meatwallet - meat wallet - minge - moose knuckle - muff - muffin - na-na - nappy dugout - neden - ninja foot - nookie - open wound - pink - pink canoe - pink sausage wallet - pink taco - pink velvet sausage wallet - piss flaps - pookie - poon - poonaner - poonani - poontang - poon tang pie - pootang - poo tang - pooter - pootie tang - promised land, the - punani - punanni - puss - pussy - putang - pu-tang - quif - quiff - quim - quivering mound of love pudding - roast beef - roast beef curtains - slit - smush mitten - snatch - snizz - soggy box - sprained vagina - tampon tunnel - tang - trim - tunnel of love - twat - twitchet - V - vadge - vag - vagine - vagoo - vajayjay - va-jay-jay - vajizzle - vertical smile - whisker biscuit - whispering eye - wizard sleeve - woo - woogi ...


holee chit Gambit! do you have quite the vulvabullary!
 
  2013-04-09 09:32:01 PM
Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.
 
  2013-04-09 09:32:56 PM
What do Lesbians do in bed?

I imagine that you're a straight man, since we all know that from 13 to 22 most girls are de-facto lesbians at sleepovers where they have pillowfights and 'practice' kissing, in part because they fear sex and pregnancy, and in part because they find the boys around them boring, annoying or otherwise unattractive. Many of them do so to keep focused on their schooling and studies, so they can have fruitful lives with the man who eventually knocks them up after they actually start farking men.

They one thing they don't do, according to most straight men and their supporters, is 'fark'. They don't fark becuase they don't have boy-junk to put in their girl-junk, and even if they did have boy junk it'd not have and semen, and so she couldn't get pregnant, meaning they don't have to take any precautions like birth control or timing their intercourse at 'safe' periods.

So, much like gay men, they don't 'fark'.

They lick parts of each other,
they suck on parts of each other,
they kiss,
they poke and prod parts of each other,
they rub parts of each other (even girl-junk against girl-junk,
and they use toys on each other.

I am sure if you have enough money you can find some girls who are at least gay for pay who will show you what they do.

There, are you happy?
 
  2013-04-09 09:33:20 PM
gambitsgirl: Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

I'm not trying to be a smart ass here.  And I'm not being judgmental.  I'm just perplexed.

Cause when you take the man clothes off there are tots and vajayjay?

/not a lesbian
//just a guess
///boys have penises. Girls have vaginas


Can I have your tots?
 
  2013-04-09 09:34:30 PM
Dear Penthouse magazine,

bim1154: One of the very rare experiences I had was back in 1973, the year I graduated high school.  I am from a very small community in SW La.  Total seniors the year I graduated was 19.

We had quite a few lesbians in that school for being such a small school.  Amazingly, even in that day we tended to ignore them without being mean or what ever.

One night I was taking a date out and we stopped by the local bar (drinking age was 18 but we could go to that bar at 17), and the two main lesbian girls were there.  Somehow we all made plans to go to the drive-in together, a double date kind of thing.  I had a 66 Dodge Coronet at the time and they ended up sitting in the back seat while my girlfriend and I were in the front.

I can't remember the movie, but what I do recall is everyone was making out... my girlfriend and I in the front seat, the "girls" in the backseat.  I was very aware of the heavy breathing and the little wet sounds of fingers dipping into the honey wells in the backseat.... I was so farking aroused at the faux orgy that I blew a wad in my pants.  At that age I could usually get a couple off a night.

I will never forget that night.


Sincerely, Glenn Beck
 
  2013-04-09 09:35:38 PM
rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?
 
  2013-04-09 09:35:41 PM
rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

I know I hate it when creamy filling spurts from the three holes punched in the bottom of my cock.
 
  2013-04-09 09:36:26 PM
I can appreciate an attractive man like I can appreciate an attractive coffee table. I can look at it and say, "My, that's one mighty fine piece of carpentry," but I don't want to wake up next to it and make it post-coital poached eggs.

So...lesbians don't cook?  Got it.
 
  2013-04-09 09:37:45 PM
MeanJean: Ed Gruberman desertfool

But gay guys don't have battery operated vaginas in their nightstand. Lesbians (may) have (several) battery operated penises in their nightstand. I guess I don't get it.

Why wouldn't a gay man use a fake vagina? Its a soft place to put your hard cock, and there isn't a yucky woman attached to it.


Fleshlight makes models with anuses and mouths as well. I'm sure a lot of gay guys would buy those.
 
  2013-04-09 09:38:08 PM
Transpogue: when I see a hot chick I go into giggle fits and can't help put picture her naked immediately.

*Highfive*  Me too.
Well, minus the giggle fits.

Some women seem to find it disgusting but hey, I can't help it any more than they can help liking shoes.
 
  2013-04-09 09:39:10 PM
ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

2.bp.blogspot.com

Really?  It took this long?
 
  2013-04-09 09:41:27 PM
At a press conference during some tennis tournament many years ago, Martina Navritilova was asked by some douchebaggy male reporter, "Are you still a lesbian?"

Unperturbed, she shot back, "Are you still the alternative?"
 
  2013-04-09 09:42:21 PM
FirstNationalBastard: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

I know I hate it when creamy filling spurts from the three holes punched in the bottom of my cock.


LOL : )
 
  2013-04-09 09:42:56 PM
sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?


To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?
 
  2013-04-09 09:44:50 PM
Ed Grubermann: desertfool: cptjeff: desertfool: And what lesbians think of penises is a laugher. Also watch what gay guys think of vaginas.
Honestly, as a hetero male, I think the lesbians have a healthier view of things.


Those are both hilarious.

But gay guys don't have battery operated vaginas in their nightstand. Lesbians (may) have (several) battery operated penises in their nightstand. I guess I don't get it.

You are aware that there are a lot of nerve ending inside the vagina, are you not?


Oh yeah, but finding them is pretty hard.

And a device doesn't have to shaped like the original equipment. Just like the version of the equipment doesn't have to be shape like a female for guys to get off when their nerve endings are stimulated.

/Drunk, and not wanting to piss off the lesbians. Just curious.
//Thought it was funny that girls were accepting to penises, the gays HATED vaginas.
 
  2013-04-09 09:45:21 PM
or, you know, for free

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
  2013-04-09 09:48:41 PM
Fano: #7 Is just the same clueless thing lots of people do when they meet someone "different." Ask any minority if they haven"t been subjected to the "heyI know another person like you and i like them too. Maybe you guys could be together and i'I'm just being helpful

And I'm sure it would blow her mind to learn that single straight young men get told all about their grandmothers' friends granddaughters with a wink-wink-nudge-nudge.
 
  2013-04-09 09:49:44 PM
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?


Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.
 
  2013-04-09 09:51:02 PM
Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?


I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?
 
  2013-04-09 09:51:07 PM
MFAWG: dudicon: Cyberluddite: I have one.  I've asked a few lesbian friends this question and they can't figure it out either.  And it's this:

What's the deal with some lesbians (pretty much exclusively chubby, butch ones--never femmes) who wear shorts as their casual apparel of choice all winter when it's cold outside and nobody else is wearing them--especially given that these same lesbians often tend to not wear shorts in the summer when the weather is hot and everyone else wears them?

Have others noticed this?  Or is this just a  local lesbian fashion trend, not seen elsewhere?  I dunno, but the bottom line is that if you see a woman wearing shorts around here in December when everyone else is bundled up in warm clothes, 99.9% of the time they are both (a) fat and (b) a lesbian.  WTF is up with that?  Any TF lesbians wanna take a shot at answering that one?

I've seen this quite a few times in the Vancouver area

Maybe they use the shorts to regulate the extra fat-heat

The 'shorts all the time look' was a thing in the Bay Area/San Jose when I lived down there in the late 90s. I recall it as being a Latino thing mostly. I've seen it up here in Seattle too, but never associated it with lesbians.


I associate it with the slightly overweight, short, gregarious guy in college.

Had one in my major who wore shorts in the snow every damn year. Most everyone I knew in a math/science/engin major had one too.

/shrug
//lesbians I knew/know generally don't wear khaki shorts but my guess is it's a f-k it I'm comfortable pockets >>> purse thing?
 
  2013-04-09 09:51:20 PM

from the comments it sounds like some of yall didn't bother to actually read the article.


meh, it's Fark. With this subject, I shouldn't expect any less than stereotyping.

 
  2013-04-09 09:52:02 PM
Peki: ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

Because we'd just lose it anyway dealing with men all the time and not having the benefit of wanting to sleep with them to make it worthwhile.


Dealing with men.  :( That sounds awful.  I'm glad no one else has to go through that.  But since you're unique, you get to have a unique response.
 
  2013-04-09 09:53:44 PM
"Would you sleep with a man if he was really, really hot?"

I know 4 lesbians, 2 of them have said they've slept with men when they were horny and no female was available.

"Seriously, if you need to ask what two women do in bed you have no imagination. Or internet access, apparently."

Lesbian porn is made by men, the women in the scene are doing what the man directing the scene is telling them to do.
 
  2013-04-09 09:54:17 PM
rynthetyn: Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?

I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?


So dare I assume it was a guy that was asking? Did the person really like Twinkies? O_0
 
  2013-04-09 09:56:45 PM
I had a friend in college who was a butch, and I used to give her rides to the local gay/lesbian bar every other week so she could take part in their drag show. My favorite way to pass the time while she was doing her glamour thing was to hang out at the bar and shoot the shiat with the lesbians. Mostly we talked about our tastes in women, booze, and occasionally guitars. Here are some questions I asked which met with positive responses:

-Brunettes or redheads?
-Big tits or small?
-Shave, trim, or bush - which is best?
-Ale or lager?
-Rum or whiskey?
-What gauge strings are the best?
-Hardtail bridge, or tremolo?

Plus, one time I kept buying one shots until she taught me the cunnilingual equivalent of the Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique, which she was notorious for keeping a closely-guarded secret.

/CSB
 
  2013-04-09 09:57:52 PM
Infobahn: ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

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Really?  It took this long?



She not flapping fun, just a cheap none black copy of that other one that I dont remember the name of from the film colour purple
 
  2013-04-09 09:58:23 PM
Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.


I always picture my 56 year-old aunt when I see that word.  She used words like "tallywhacker" and "twitterpated" (long before Twitter).
 
  2013-04-09 09:58:50 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?

I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?

So dare I assume it was a guy that was asking? Did the person really like Twinkies? O_0


maggie maggie missed ya
 
  2013-04-09 09:59:24 PM
ReapTheChaos: "Would you sleep with a man if he was really, really hot?"

I know 4 lesbians, 2 of them have said they've slept with men when they were horny and no female was available.

"Seriously, if you need to ask what two women do in bed you have no imagination. Or internet access, apparently."

Lesbian porn is made by men, the women in the scene are doing what the man directing the scene is telling them to do.


Counterpoint: (NSFW)  http://www.girlfriendsfilms.com/
 
  2013-04-09 10:00:48 PM
Drew?
 
  2013-04-09 10:00:55 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.


Yeah, so much this. It's one of those confirmation bias things--people only notice the women who fit into the stereotype while everybody else flies under the radar.

Seriously, I'm fairly certain that unless I were to start wearing men's suits and ties, people still wouldn't notice me.
 
  2013-04-09 10:01:28 PM
BarkingUnicorn: "twitterpated" (long before Twitter).

Why would an old slang word have anything to do with twitter?

Twitterpated was in Bambi, one of the greatest movies ever made. Twitter is a ridiculous form of public masturbation. There is no comparison.
 
  2013-04-09 10:01:35 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: If you're not attracted to men, why do some of you dress, act, and look like them?

How you present yourself is a function of how you feel about yourself.  Who you're attracted to is a function of how you feel about others.
 
  2013-04-09 10:01:38 PM
chrylis: Drew?

And the mobile site eats my quote...
 
  2013-04-09 10:02:32 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?

I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?

So dare I assume it was a guy that was asking? Did the person really like Twinkies? O_0


Yep, it was a guy. One who went into mourning when Hostess went bankrupt.
 
  2013-04-09 10:03:36 PM
I have yet to find anything about ten stupid lesbians in TFA, subby. Where are they?
 
  2013-04-09 10:04:30 PM
It was SO close one time before I got married 27 years ago. Yeah, she was way drunk, probably why. Just a mutual grope-fest.
Pixie haircut, too. We're still best buddies, years later.
What say, Theresa?
 
  2013-04-09 10:05:50 PM
LegacyDL: Is it acceptable to punch a butch lesbian in the face if she started it and puts her hands up like she's Jack Dempsey reborn?

Yeah, but odds are she's been in WAY more fights than you, and might just kick your ass.
 
  2013-04-09 10:07:06 PM
redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.


Really.  Gardens have mold and bugs and worms.  And those are the healthy gardens!
 
  2013-04-09 10:09:11 PM
Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?

I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?

So dare I assume it was a guy that was asking? Did the person really like Twinkies? O_0

maggie maggie missed ya


Sorry, just things going on, been lurking a bit, not sure if I'm back or not really or where I am.
 
  2013-04-09 10:09:15 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.


No, more like every girl who came out immediately started wearing The Uniform.
 
  2013-04-09 10:09:24 PM
The headline promised ten stupid lesbians, and only delivered one.

But there are, of course, gay women who love using strap-ons. And no, they're not trying to be men, they're having sexy fun times appropriating masculinity. There's a big difference.

No, there's not.

Right. Spend fifteen years trying to figure out who you are, while panicking about whether your friends and family will accept that person. Have entire sections of society discriminate against you and douchebags you went to school with ask you a ton of stupid questions (see this article). Discover what it feels like to be devalued and ridiculed in mainstream media and politics. Done all that? Then you can call me a dyke. Maybe.

Right, biatch, and I'm sure you routinely drive through Compton and Watts yelling n *&ger out the window.
 
  2013-04-09 10:09:39 PM
Well, *of Course* I think outside the box.

My head hasn't fit into one in 42 yrs..
 
  2013-04-09 10:11:34 PM
untaken_name: ReapTheChaos: "Would you sleep with a man if he was really, really hot?"

I know 4 lesbians, 2 of them have said they've slept with men when they were horny and no female was available.

"Seriously, if you need to ask what two women do in bed you have no imagination. Or internet access, apparently."

Lesbian porn is made by men, the women in the scene are doing what the man directing the scene is telling them to do.

Counterpoint: (NSFW)  http://www.girlfriendsfilms.com/


My statement was that most lesbian porn is made by men and you post a link to a lesbian porn production company run by men as a counterpoint?
 
  2013-04-09 10:11:48 PM
rynthetyn: tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.

Yeah, so much this. It's one of those confirmation bias things--people only notice the women who fit into the stereotype while everybody else flies under the radar.

Seriously, I'm fairly certain that unless I were to start wearing men's suits and ties, people still wouldn't notice me.


Yep, and well I bet you would look great in a suit and tie.
/Sorry, couldn't help it.
 
  2013-04-09 10:12:49 PM
rynthetyn: tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?

I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?

So dare I assume it was a guy that was asking? Did the person really like Twinkies? O_0

Yep, it was a guy. One who went into mourning when Hostess went bankrupt.


Oh my....
/LOL ; )
 
  2013-04-09 10:13:10 PM
Do you lick up or lick down?  It's important before I kiss you.
 
  2013-04-09 10:13:32 PM
rynthetyn: Yep, it was a guy. One who went into mourning when Hostess went bankrupt.

I thought 'twinkies' was a term for boyish gay men ... and also a racial slur.
 
  2013-04-09 10:14:42 PM
ReapTheChaos: untaken_name: ReapTheChaos: "Would you sleep with a man if he was really, really hot?"

I know 4 lesbians, 2 of them have said they've slept with men when they were horny and no female was available.

"Seriously, if you need to ask what two women do in bed you have no imagination. Or internet access, apparently."

Lesbian porn is made by men, the women in the scene are doing what the man directing the scene is telling them to do.

Counterpoint: (NSFW)  http://www.girlfriendsfilms.com/

My statement was that most lesbian porn is made by men and you post a link to a lesbian porn production company run by men as a counterpoint?


Heh... I'm partial to the crash pad series myself.
 
  2013-04-09 10:14:48 PM
Peki: Tellingthem: PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

Yeah it does. I've always found the pixie look attractive.

I shaved my head down to a 3 awhile back, and have been keeping it that way. After the initial shock, the almost universal consensus is that everyone thinks my hair is more "me" this way. It's one of those "I'd never do it, but it looks great on you." Only exceptions are homophobes who think my short hair threatens their masculinity.

/so happy the fiancé doesn't qualify as one of those. He actually enjoys rubbing my head like a good luck charm.



How you doin'?
 
  2013-04-09 10:15:22 PM
BarkingUnicorn: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

I always picture my 56 year-old aunt when I see that word.  She used words like "tallywhacker" and "twitterpated" (long before Twitter).


You telling me you don't know where twitterpated comes from?

blog.findababysitter.com
 
  2013-04-09 10:16:07 PM
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.

No, more like every girl who came out immediately started wearing The Uniform.


No, more like the girls that came out to you looked a certain way. Or was your collage so small there was only one social circle?
 
  2013-04-09 10:16:39 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto:
//lesbians I knew/know generally don't wear khaki shorts but my guess is it's a f-k it I'm comfortable pockets >>> purse thing?

Uh, huh, exactly. They are very convenient. Who needs to carry a stupid purse that can be stolen or forgotten on the bus. Pockets!!

The thing is that the clothing of choice for a Canadian winter is cargo pants. They are just the long legged equivalent of the cargo shorts we wear in summer here.

/the only people in shorts in winter in my neck of the woods are teenaged male hood-rats.
 
  2013-04-09 10:17:42 PM
Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?


It's farking hilarious when you realize the question would never have occurred to the asker unless Twinkies reminded him/her of cock.

And that's the appropriate answer:  "Why do Twinkies remind you of cock?"
 
  2013-04-09 10:18:47 PM
bearded clamorer: If a lesbian is accused of sexual harassment in a corporate enviroment, does she get called out on the carpet?


If so, let's hope it's a RED carpet.
 
  2013-04-09 10:20:19 PM
untaken_name: BarkingUnicorn: "twitterpated" (long before Twitter).

Why would an old slang word have anything to do with twitter?

Twitterpated was in Bambi, one of the greatest movies ever made. Twitter is a ridiculous form of public masturbation. There is no comparison.


Here there be younglings. I didn't want to confuse them.
 
  2013-04-09 10:20:30 PM
gambitsgirl: Wait. Is tits filtered? Or did I fark up?


We can see your tits just fine.

/jjjjjuuuuuuuuuuusssssstttttt      ffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnneeeeeeee..........
 
  2013-04-09 10:22:00 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.

Yeah, so much this. It's one of those confirmation bias things--people only notice the women who fit into the stereotype while everybody else flies under the radar.

Seriously, I'm fairly certain that unless I were to start wearing men's suits and ties, people still wouldn't notice me.

Yep, and well I bet you would look great in a suit and tie.
/Sorry, couldn't help it.


*blushes*

If I were to do the suit and tie look, it would only be with some serious statement heels.
 
  2013-04-09 10:24:03 PM
Transpogue: SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?

It's questions like these that truly make me wonder if the person asking it has ever been with a woman.

Are you saying that as a dude, as soon as you get off, it's over?  What about for your female partner?  I would sincerely hope you have some sense of when she's done.

We're done when the sheets are soaked, dude.


How YOU doin?
 
  2013-04-09 10:27:53 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: Heist: She's missing out. The new Tegan and Sara album is awesome.

/straight male

I know, right?


Married straight male here. I'm going to start gushing.
I love the new album, the albums before and the band. My wife is a casual fan but I forked over $300 and drove to St. Louis so we could see them and get a picture. I hung the autographed poster in my office next to my diploma and pictures of me from the Army. My wife doesn't understand why I love the band so much and neither do I.
But yeah that new album is awesome.
/end gush
 
  2013-04-09 10:28:21 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.

No, more like every girl who came out immediately started wearing The Uniform.

No, more like the girls that came out to you looked a certain way. Or was your collage so small there was only one social circle?


Well, it had its own hospital, medical programme and nuclear reactor, and was called a "university".

I'm not kidding, 5/5 isn't a great sample size but it was still pretty remarkable.
 
  2013-04-09 10:29:37 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: How can you know that I can't go down better on you than your girlfriend if I've never gone down on you?

Because you don't excite them.

/and if a gay man asked you the reverse you'd be game right?
 
  2013-04-09 10:30:07 PM
rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

Considering how small Twinkies are, that's a revealing question for sure.
 
  2013-04-09 10:37:33 PM
Fano: Is it REALLY true that every lesbian is one good deep dicking from a REAL man away from heterosexuality?

haahahahaa
 
  2013-04-09 10:39:07 PM
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.

No, more like every girl who came out immediately started wearing The Uniform.

No, more like the girls that came out to you looked a certain way. Or was your collage so small there was only one social circle?

Well, it had its own hospital, medical programme and nuclear reactor, and was called a "university".

I'm not kidding, 5/5 isn't a great sample size but it was still pretty remarkable.


So are you missing my point deliberately? IE: not all lesbians look or act the same and their not all interested in the same things. If you went to "university" in the '90's it would be interesting to take a sampling of who's out now from the "university".
 
  2013-04-09 10:39:30 PM
One of the most entertaining afternoons I ever had was spent in a park, sitting between to lesbian friends, all three of us checking out the women who walked by.  They had running commentary.
 
  2013-04-09 10:39:42 PM
At least 3 of those questions were the same question, "What's your sex-life like?"  And they all had the same answer, "I'm not really interested in talking about it with you."

While I can respect that, it would help if you were more explicit on that point, and you'd get less repeat questions.
 
  2013-04-09 10:40:38 PM
Ivandrago: Rev. Skarekroe: Heist: She's missing out. The new Tegan and Sara album is awesome.

/straight male

I know, right?

Married straight male here. I'm going to start gushing.


[fistbump]
 
  2013-04-09 10:41:12 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto: Ryker's Peninsula: How can you know that I can't go down better on you than your girlfriend if I've never gone down on you?

Because you don't excite them.

/and if a gay man asked you the reverse you'd be game right?


They never think their cunning plan through.
/ Snerk ; )
 
  2013-04-09 10:41:25 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.

No, more like every girl who came out immediately started wearing The Uniform.

No, more like the girls that came out to you looked a certain way. Or was your collage so small there was only one social circle?

Well, it had its own hospital, medical programme and nuclear reactor, and was called a "university".

I'm not kidding, 5/5 isn't a great sample size but it was still pretty remarkable.

So are you missing my point deliberately? IE: not all lesbians look or act the same and their not all interested in the same things. If you went to "university" in the '90's it would be interesting to take a sampling of who's out now from the "university".


Ooh! Ome more question for lesbians:

Why are you all so defensive about your self-stereotyping?
 
  2013-04-09 10:43:03 PM
TheBigJerk: At least 3 of those questions were the same question, "What's your lesbians' sex-lives like?"  And they all had the same answer, "I'm not really interested in talking about it with you Go watch porn."

While I can respect that, it would help if you were more explicit on that point, and you'd get less repeat questions.


It's a bit rude to repeatedly ask questions about someone's specific sex life. For example, we don't really need to know that you personally enjoy getting pegged while your wife recites selections from Das nibelungenlied.
 
  2013-04-09 10:44:23 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?

I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?

So dare I assume it was a guy that was asking? Did the person really like Twinkies? O_0

maggie maggie missed ya

Sorry, just things going on, been lurking a bit, not sure if I'm back or not really or where I am.


you're still cool, regardless
 
  2013-04-09 10:44:27 PM
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Ooh! One more question for lesbians:

Why are you all so defensive about your self-stereotyping?


Because it's not funny when other people do it.
 
  2013-04-09 10:45:51 PM
rynthetyn: If I were to do the suit and tie look, it would only be with some serious statement heels.

Heels are awesome, a good pair of high heels makes me feel empowered, wish I had more reason to wear them in my daily life.
/Yea, probably weird but that's how I role ; )
//Oh and not to mention at 5' 10" they can make me taller than almost anyone else.
 
  2013-04-09 10:47:05 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: If I were to do the suit and tie look, it would only be with some serious statement heels.

Heels are awesome, a good pair of high heels makes me feel empowered, wish I had more reason to wear them in my daily life.
/Yea, probably weird but that's how I role ; )
//Oh and not to mention at 5' 10" they can make me taller than almost anyone else.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
  2013-04-09 10:47:18 PM
Spaced Lion

Plus, one time I kept buying one shots until she taught me the cunnilingual equivalent of the Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique,

Please tell me how this is done so  I can teach it men. I'm tired of getting lousy head.
 
  2013-04-09 10:47:25 PM
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.

No, more like every girl who came out immediately started wearing The Uniform.


If you wanted to hit on people and you knew that there was a chance you'd be violently repelled, the subject of public shaming, potential beatdowns, constant harassment, etc.,  but you knew that you could take on some silly affectation, like an exaggerated lisp or getting a buzz cut, and that it would signal people who wanted to be hit on that you were in their target group, so to speak, wouldn't  you start wearing "The Uniform" too?
 
  2013-04-09 10:50:05 PM
Harry Freakstorm: If you have two lesbians of equal demeanor, i.e. nether is butch, how is it decided that who should make a sandwich for whom post coitus?


They make the sandwich together. They each take one slice of bread and spread some butter on it.

(..... leans back.....)

Then the brunette smears some nice, thick, creamy - whipped, even! - peanut butter on her slice.......

(...... unzip......)

......while the redhead slaps (!) juicy, sticky raspberry jam all over hers.......

(..... unziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppp..............)

...... so they can mush them together...........


(...... unnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... [breathe] .........unnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhh......)........
 
  2013-04-09 10:51:01 PM
MeanJean: Spaced Lion

Plus, one time I kept buying one shots until she taught me the cunnilingual equivalent of the Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique,

Please tell me how this is done so  I can teach it men. I'm tired of getting lousy head.


well hello there
 
  2013-04-09 10:52:25 PM
gambitsgirl: Wait. Is tits filtered? Or did I fark up?

tits
titty
titties
boobs
boobies
breasts
knockers
melons
bazoombahs

nope, it's you.  You farked up.  Now show your tits
 
  2013-04-09 10:56:02 PM
i.r.id10t: BarkingUnicorn: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

I always picture my 56 year-old aunt when I see that word.  She used words like "tallywhacker" and "twitterpated" (long before Twitter).

You telling me you don't know where twitterpated comes from?

[blog.findababysitter.com image 317x159]


Jesus. I'm only 29, and the Twitter statement made me feel old.
 
  2013-04-09 10:57:24 PM
Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?

I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?

So dare I assume it was a guy that was asking? Did the person really like Twinkies? O_0

maggie maggie missed ya

Sorry, just things going on, been lurking a bit, not sure if I'm back or not really or where I am.

you're still cool, regardless


Thank you : ) That means a lot.
 
  2013-04-09 10:58:54 PM
Dingleberry Dickwad: tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: If I were to do the suit and tie look, it would only be with some serious statement heels.

Heels are awesome, a good pair of high heels makes me feel empowered, wish I had more reason to wear them in my daily life.
/Yea, probably weird but that's how I role ; )
//Oh and not to mention at 5' 10" they can make me taller than almost anyone else.

You say that like it's a bad thing.


Well like I said I feel empowered.
: )
 
  2013-04-09 11:02:00 PM
I have question.

Do you get hairball like cat?
 
  2013-04-09 11:07:54 PM
MeanJean: Spaced Lion

Plus, one time I kept buying one shots until she taught me the cunnilingual equivalent of the Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique,

Please tell me how this is done so  I can teach it men. I'm tired of getting lousy head.


I could help fix that for you.

By promising not to go down on you.
 
  2013-04-09 11:10:53 PM
ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

The couple I know do.  Um... then again they hang out with me.  You totally need a sense of humor to do that.

I think I'm weird, I have no interest in married women, other guys GF's and lesbians.
 
  2013-04-09 11:16:01 PM

Omahawg: or, you know, for free

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x375]




That can end really bad if you're not careful
 
  2013-04-09 11:16:37 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: If you're not attracted to men, why do some of you dress, act, and look like them?

Think about the reverse. If you're attracted to women, why *don't* you dress, act, and try to look like them?
 
  2013-04-09 11:17:07 PM
lordargent: "damn, she would be so much hotter if she cut all of her hair off" is a statement that has never been uttered by a straight man who did not have some sort of a short hair/bald head fetish in the history of mankind.

This.
 
  2013-04-09 11:18:40 PM
A diagram is needed for the question

i.imgur.com
 
  2013-04-09 11:19:34 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: If I were to do the suit and tie look, it would only be with some serious statement heels.

Heels are awesome, a good pair of high heels makes me feel empowered, wish I had more reason to wear them in my daily life.
/Yea, probably weird but that's how I role ; )
//Oh and not to mention at 5' 10" they can make me taller than almost anyone else.


Yeah, I'm 5'9" so the 5" heels are great. I need to start wearing them more because I wear them so infrequently now that my feet aren't used to them anymore. I stopped wearing them except when I needed to be super dressed up when I lived in Vietnam because I felt like a giant, and since then I've gotten out of the habit.
 
  2013-04-09 11:24:56 PM
miss diminutive: ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

I have several lesbian friends and they all have wicked senses of humour.

/anecdotal evidence


Nothing more entertaining than a lesbian ranting about how crazy women are.
 
  2013-04-09 11:25:15 PM
I knew a girl once who was thin and pretty. She dated a guy for years, and seemed to care about her appearance. She was always well groomed and had beautiful long hair. Suddenly, out of now where, she dumped the boy friend and decided she was a lesbian. I understand it may not have been sudden to her, but to the rest of us it was.

My point is the minute she turned, she cut of all her hair, put on 60 lbs, and adapted the cargo shorts with the button down short sleeve collared shirt. She completely let herself go. WHAT GIVES?
 
  2013-04-09 11:28:32 PM
BlousyBrown: I knew a girl once who was thin and pretty. She dated a guy for years, and seemed to care about her appearance. She was always well groomed and had beautiful long hair. Suddenly, out of now where, she dumped the boy friend and decided she was a lesbian. I understand it may not have been sudden to her, but to the rest of us it was.

My point is the minute she turned, she cut of all her hair, put on 60 lbs, and adapted the cargo shorts with the button down short sleeve collared shirt. She completely let herself go. WHAT GIVES?


She was probably dressing all feminine as a way to overcompensate so that no one would guess who she really was. People tend to do that.
 
  2013-04-09 11:29:24 PM
11. Would you be a lesbian if you weren't allowed to tell anyone that you were a lesbian?
 
  2013-04-09 11:29:52 PM
Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

I'm not trying to be a smart ass here.  And I'm not being judgmental.  I'm just perplexed.


I don't get it either. I'm bi, and i like manly men and feminine women. Butch girls and femmy guys just don't do it for me.
 
  2013-04-09 11:34:12 PM
Transpogue: SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?

It's questions like these that truly make me wonder if the person asking it has ever been with a woman.

Are you saying that as a dude, as soon as you get off, it's over?  What about for your female partner?  I would sincerely hope you have some sense of when she's done.

We're done when the sheets are soaked, dude.


Easy, wait for her toes to curl, eyes roll back in her head, hips shake and she squirts. As you put it, when the sheets are soaked. Besides, this way she's more likely to want another go at it another day.
 
  2013-04-09 11:35:28 PM
i'm a sensitive caring man.

aka a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
 
  2013-04-09 11:36:38 PM
img2-1.timeinc.net

/took this long?
 
  2013-04-09 11:37:16 PM
Ivandrago: Rev. Skarekroe: Heist: She's missing out. The new Tegan and Sara album is awesome.

/straight male

I know, right?

Married straight male here. I'm going to start gushing.
I love the new album, the albums before and the band. My wife is a casual fan but I forked over $300 and drove to St. Louis so we could see them and get a picture. I hung the autographed poster in my office next to my diploma and pictures of me from the Army. My wife doesn't understand why I love the band so much and neither do I.
But yeah that new album is awesome.
/end gush


I have a working theory that their music stand out because it's proactively romantic. However, I doubt I would have come to that realization if I didn't know they were gay.

/first two albums are the best
//next two are also good
///new one is growing on me, whereas Sainthood never did.
 
  2013-04-09 11:38:55 PM
rynthetyn: BlousyBrown: I knew a girl once who was thin and pretty. She dated a guy for years, and seemed to care about her appearance. She was always well groomed and had beautiful long hair. Suddenly, out of now where, she dumped the boy friend and decided she was a lesbian. I understand it may not have been sudden to her, but to the rest of us it was.

My point is the minute she turned, she cut of all her hair, put on 60 lbs, and adapted the cargo shorts with the button down short sleeve collared shirt. She completely let herself go. WHAT GIVES?

She was probably dressing all feminine as a way to overcompensate so that no one would guess who she really was. People tend to do that.


So becoming overweight was who she really is?  Does becoming a lesbian mean you have to become unhealthy? Being fat is not a statement of sisterhood, it's just being fat.
 
  2013-04-09 11:53:19 PM
Again, bi here, I don't get the whole "ewwwww a penis!" but using dildos/strapons.

/best of both worlds...
 
  2013-04-09 11:56:05 PM
rynthetyn: tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: If I were to do the suit and tie look, it would only be with some serious statement heels.

Heels are awesome, a good pair of high heels makes me feel empowered, wish I had more reason to wear them in my daily life.
/Yea, probably weird but that's how I role ; )
//Oh and not to mention at 5' 10" they can make me taller than almost anyone else.

Yeah, I'm 5'9" so the 5" heels are great. I need to start wearing them more because I wear them so infrequently now that my feet aren't used to them anymore. I stopped wearing them except when I needed to be super dressed up when I lived in Vietnam because I felt like a giant, and since then I've gotten out of the habit.


I know the feeling, I used to wear heels when going clubbing with friends or dinner parties but here lately not so much.granted 5-6 " heels were only for parties. I remember one Halloween I borrowed a pair of 6" thigh high stiletto boots and thought I was gonna have my legs fall off by the end of the evening.
/Being 5'9" in Vietnam sounds sorta intimidating
//Most of my family is 5'6" or so, I got my height from a grandfather who was 6' 3" or so
///Life is weird, and slashies come in threes ; )
 
  2013-04-09 11:58:58 PM
MFAWG: dudicon: Cyberluddite: I have one.  I've asked a few lesbian friends this question and they can't figure it out either.  And it's this:

What's the deal with some lesbians (pretty much exclusively chubby, butch ones--never femmes) who wear shorts as their casual apparel of choice all winter when it's cold outside and nobody else is wearing them--especially given that these same lesbians often tend to not wear shorts in the summer when the weather is hot and everyone else wears them?

Have others noticed this?  Or is this just a  local lesbian fashion trend, not seen elsewhere?  I dunno, but the bottom line is that if you see a woman wearing shorts around here in December when everyone else is bundled up in warm clothes, 99.9% of the time they are both (a) fat and (b) a lesbian.  WTF is up with that?  Any TF lesbians wanna take a shot at answering that one?

I've seen this quite a few times in the Vancouver area

Maybe they use the shorts to regulate the extra fat-heat

The 'shorts all the time look' was a thing in the Bay Area/San Jose when I lived down there in the late 90s. I recall it as being a Latino thing mostly. I've seen it up here in Seattle too, but never associated it with lesbians.


Tampa checking in. It seems to be the required uniform down here.
 
  2013-04-09 11:59:51 PM
Wow, they just ripped off a Buzzfeed "article" from like a month or two ago and passed it off as their own tripe. That's pretty lame.
 
  2013-04-10 12:00:24 AM
dopekitty74: Again, bi here, I don't get the whole "ewwwww a penis!" but using dildos/strapons.

/best of both worlds...


Ya know, it's all about the individual.
/Sorta bi myself, yea lean more towards women though.
 
  2013-04-10 12:02:36 AM
I suppose "penis" is a really efficient shape to inserting into the vag...its like comparing apples to cucumbers, so to speak.

Penis =/ Penis shaped object.
 
  2013-04-10 12:02:40 AM
gambitsgirl: Banned on the Run: gambitsgirl: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Will you buy me cotton candy first?

How do you feel about hoo-hah?

I say wangdangler for boy naughty bits


Never let your Dingle-dangle dangle in the dirt
Always keep your Dingle-dangle tied up in your shirt.

/heard that from my daughter a couple of yrs ago...
//she's an interesting one...
 
  2013-04-10 12:03:04 AM
To the Author:

What if you weren't a lesbian? What would you write about?
 
  2013-04-10 12:04:33 AM
dopekitty74: gambitsgirl: Banned on the Run: gambitsgirl: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Will you buy me cotton candy first?

How do you feel about hoo-hah?

I say wangdangler for boy naughty bits

Never let your Dingle-dangle dangle in the dirt
Always keep your Dingle-dangle tied up in your shirt.

/heard that from my daughter a couple of yrs ago...
//she's an interesting one...


Actually that and a few variants of it are a common cadence for running in formation in the military.
 
  2013-04-10 12:11:05 AM
MeanJean: Please tell me how this is done so  I can teach it to men. I'm tired of getting lousy head.

It's kinda hard to describe, but the basic gist of it is:

-Grasp button lightly (VERY lightly) with teeth
-Simultaneously suck and flick with tongue

It takes practice - especially that first part - but not much, fortunately. You're welcome.
 
  2013-04-10 12:12:09 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: If I were to do the suit and tie look, it would only be with some serious statement heels.

Heels are awesome, a good pair of high heels makes me feel empowered, wish I had more reason to wear them in my daily life.
/Yea, probably weird but that's how I role ; )
//Oh and not to mention at 5' 10" they can make me taller than almost anyone else.

Yeah, I'm 5'9" so the 5" heels are great. I need to start wearing them more because I wear them so infrequently now that my feet aren't used to them anymore. I stopped wearing them except when I needed to be super dressed up when I lived in Vietnam because I felt like a giant, and since then I've gotten out of the habit.

I know the feeling, I used to wear heels when going clubbing with friends or dinner parties but here lately not so much.granted 5-6 " heels were only for parties. I remember one Halloween I borrowed a pair of 6" thigh high stiletto boots and thought I was gonna have my legs fall off by the end of the evening.
/Being 5'9" in Vietnam sounds sorta intimidating
//Most of my family is 5'6" or so, I got my height from a grandfather who was 6' 3" or so
///Life is weird, and slashies come in threes ; )


Well, I was going to stand out no matter what in Vietnam. The annoying thing was just that there was all sorts of amazing fashion that I couldn't buy because I was too tall for it all.

My mom's side of the family is all short, my mom's one of the taller ones of her sisters at 5'2", but my dad is tall and all of us got his height.
 
  2013-04-10 12:16:01 AM
Stupid answers, too.

GIGO
 
  2013-04-10 12:33:02 AM

rynthetyn: Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?

I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?



I knew a guy in highschool who refused to eat anything white and creamy because he said it reminded him of cum. No mayo, tartar sauce, ranch dressing, etc. Looking back on it I can't decide if it was a weird hyper masculine display, he was just that homophobic, or secretly in the closet and trying his best to not look gay.
 
  2013-04-10 12:33:20 AM
Hmm, interesting article.  But, I'm still trying to care about the sexuality of others.  Seems like it's none of my business what people  in a consenting adult relationshipdo in their own bedrooms.  Whether M/F, M/M, F/F, F/F/M, M/M/F, F/M or whatever other combination is involved.  I don't blab about my sexuality and I'm not all that enamored of hearing about others.

Most lesbian, gay, or transgendered people I've been friends with all seem like normal people to me, and I've had plenty of conversations about the weather, sports, TV, movies, etc. with hetero- and homo- sexualals and I don't believe I've ever discussed any of their respective sex lives other than in generalities.

The range of human behavior is pretty wide open, and as long as everybody acts responsibly, and doesn't commit an actual crime of some sort then we should all just STFU and GBTW.  Personally I don't think having a good time with someone ought to be a crime for anybody as long as the, uh happy couple, is okay with it then who am I to judge?

That being said there are wackos on both sides of that fence and I do my best to stay as far away from them as possible.
 
  2013-04-10 12:37:17 AM
no hot lesbian pic thread?

/I am disappoint
 
  2013-04-10 12:37:28 AM
Theaetetus: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.

No, more like every girl who came out immediately started wearing The Uniform.

If you wanted to hit on people and you knew that there was a chance you'd be violently repelled, the subject of public shaming, potential beatdowns, constant harassment, etc.,  but you knew that you could take on some silly affectation, like an exaggerated lisp or getting a buzz cut, and that it would signal people who wanted to be hit on that you were in their target group, so to speak, wouldn't  you start wearing "The Uniform" too?


Makes sense to me. I'm sure there are plenty of "friends of Dorothy" who care little for Garland.
 
  2013-04-10 12:45:24 AM
7. My mate's sister's personal trainer is a lesbian. Do you want her number?

Not that this one isn't annoying, but it's not exactly lesbian-specific.  Admit that you're single to basically any casual acquaintance and you'll get shiat like "you know, my roommate's niece is available" or "I know this chick that works in marketing that mentioned she's single too...".

It's sort of a natural attempt to give a conversation an actual purpose instead of more meaningless conversational filler.
 
  2013-04-10 12:51:24 AM
TheGreenMonkey: Hmm, interesting article.  But, I'm still trying to care about the sexuality of others.  Seems like it's none of my business what people  in a consenting adult relationshipdo in their own bedrooms.

The article is talking about dumb questions people have asked after she brought the subject up, either in conversation or with a column.  They don't care, they're pretending to care for the purposes of polite conversation, for the most part, I think.  And they're pretending to care because she mentioned it as if it was important to her.
 
  2013-04-10 12:51:50 AM
How about, why do you keep talking about being lesbian? I really don't care.
 
  2013-04-10 12:53:01 AM
miss diminutive: ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

I have several lesbian friends and they all have wicked senses of humour.

/anecdotal evidence


Me too. Is it data yet? :-)
 
  2013-04-10 12:56:13 AM
Jim_Callahan: 7. My mate's sister's personal trainer is a lesbian. Do you want her number?

Not that this one isn't annoying, but it's not exactly lesbian-specific.  Admit that you're single to basically any casual acquaintance and you'll get shiat like "you know, my roommate's niece is available" or "I know this chick that works in marketing that mentioned she's single too...".

It's sort of a natural attempt to give a conversation an actual purpose instead of more meaningless conversational filler.


Jim_Callahan: TheGreenMonkey: Hmm, interesting article.  But, I'm still trying to care about the sexuality of others.  Seems like it's none of my business what people  in a consenting adult relationshipdo in their own bedrooms.

The article is talking about dumb questions people have asked after she brought the subject up, either in conversation or with a column.  They don't care, they're pretending to care for the purposes of polite conversation, for the most part, I think.  And they're pretending to care because she mentioned it as if it was important to her.


th00.deviantart.net
 
  2013-04-10 01:07:40 AM
I have heard plenty of lesbians talking about how they do the strap-on or the fun they had with the double dildo.  I have never heard couple of gay guys ever mention doing the double plastic vagina or arguing over who gets to wear the plastic vagina.  Penis envy is alive and well in women.
 
  2013-04-10 01:08:53 AM
Bull dykes are my favorite, they overly try to be masculine, tend to open their mouth to make a comment at any given point and dress like a man.  Whats funnier is how fast they get pissed off about it, they have to have some reason to defend themselves, even though everything is true.
I guess the same goes towards calling someone a redneck or ghetto rat, if they managed to have any education or class they wouldn't act like pure trash, but I guess society has a way to accept them like everyone regardless. It's one way to flaunt your "style" but when you overplay your cards, what you really need to know is people really do laugh AT you and not with you.

/nothing wrong with self expression at all, but when you kick it up a few notches higher then it should be, fark off.
 
  2013-04-10 01:10:03 AM
MeanJean: dk47

No it goes beyond taste.  There is at least 33 1/3% of lesbians who like masculine girls.  There are MAXIMUM 1/2 of 1% of straight guys that like chicks with dicks.

You are aware that men who consume transsexual pornography overwhelmingly identify with as straight, right?


Seriously. Every trans lady I've ever known has reported that straight guys are the primary demographic interested in them.

The thing that I think y'all are forgetting is that a trans person IS, mentally, socially, romantically and every-other-way-that-matters, the gender that they present as, albeit occasionally with different bits. If you are a straight dude who likes ladies and who is either okay with and/or attracted to ladies who happen to have dude parts, then a trans lady might be just as valid a choice of partner as a cis lady. ('Cisgenderered' is like OEM or completely stock, just as 'transgendered' is like 'aftermarket mods.' Lots of things are best explained with car metaphors.) Conversely, if you are a straight lady who likes dudes and is okay with and/or attracted to dudes who have lady parts, well, then a trans dude might be a valid choice of partner. Or not. Whatever makes you and the other party happy.

Some straight, cis dudes only like straight, cis ladies, some straight cis dudes only like straight trans ladies, and every other gender and OEM/aftermarket configuration imaginable for happy couples (or occasional menages a' trois, committed polyamorous triads, quads and pentads, etc., etc.,) is out there. And then when you add femininity and masculinity in one's gender presentation to the mix, you get EVEN MORE options.

Basically, human sexuality, like most things, is like car ownership. Statistically, most people are happy with a plain, stock Toyota Camry or Ford Focus, but some people out there have tricked-out rat rods and rice-rockets with aftermarket mods, fancy paint and performance accessories out the yin-yang.

But no matter what, we all have to use the same parking spaces, merge on the same highways and pay the same shiatty tolls. We're all humans and we all have dignity and rights.

So it would be terrible manners to voice a lower opinion of anyone for their choice of romantic partner as much as their choice of car. We might think that a tricked-out Accord is tasteless and vulgar or that a trans lady would look better if she made slightly better fashion choices, but we'd never say so aloud. To criticize another person's private property or romantic partner in public is boorish. Civilized people only ever criticize artistic works put forward for criticism, political positions of public figures and the food, and the latter only when the chef isn't present and listening.
 
  2013-04-10 01:10:47 AM
Cyberluddite: I have one.  I've asked a few lesbian friends this question and they can't figure it out either.  And it's this:

What's the deal with some lesbians (pretty much exclusively chubby, butch ones--never femmes) who wear shorts as their casual apparel of choice all winter when it's cold outside and nobody else is wearing them--especially given that these same lesbians often tend to not wear shorts in the summer when the weather is hot and everyone else wears them?

Have others noticed this?  Or is this just a  local lesbian fashion trend, not seen elsewhere?  I dunno, but the bottom line is that if you see a woman wearing shorts around here in December when everyone else is bundled up in warm clothes, 99.9% of the time they are both (a) fat and (b) a lesbian.  WTF is up with that?  Any TF lesbians wanna take a shot at answering that one?


Yes, in the winter their fat keeps them warm.  In the summer they are trying to sweat off weight.
 
  2013-04-10 01:11:26 AM
So the answer to number 9 is everyone BUT straight christian white guys?
 
  2013-04-10 01:21:31 AM
Do lesbians like fish tacos?
 
  2013-04-10 01:31:04 AM
Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?


The fact is it is who is in the suit. It can also be how they look in the suit. For instance, there are plenty of straight guys who think Marlene Dietrich looked very fine in a man's suit. According to your logic sense those guys are attracted to Marlene Dietrich in a suit, it means they are attracted to masculinity. Do you think that means they would also be attracted to Milton Berle because he wears a suit?


i1277.photobucket.com
 
  2013-04-10 01:36:06 AM
PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

Wrong.
i1222.photobucket.com

If you want to know why short hair looks good: it's because it shows off the neck.

So, STFU.
 
  2013-04-10 01:43:16 AM
SpiderQueenDemon: MeanJean: dk47

No it goes beyond taste.  There is at least 33 1/3% of lesbians who like masculine girls.  There are MAXIMUM 1/2 of 1% of straight guys that like chicks with dicks.

You are aware that men who consume transsexual pornography overwhelmingly identify with as straight, right?

Seriously. Every trans lady I've ever known has reported that straight guys are the primary demographic interested in them.

The thing that I think y'all are forgetting is that a trans person IS, mentally, socially, romantically and every-other-way-that-matters, the gender that they present as, albeit occasionally with different bits. If you are a straight dude who likes ladies and who is either okay with and/or attracted to ladies who happen to have dude parts, then a trans lady might be just as valid a choice of partner as a cis lady. ('Cisgenderered' is like OEM or completely stock, just as 'transgendered' is like 'aftermarket mods.' Lots of things are best explained with car metaphors.) Conversely, if you are a straight lady who likes dudes and is okay with and/or attracted to dudes who have lady parts, well, then a trans dude might be a valid choice of partner. Or not. Whatever makes you and the other party happy.

Some straight, cis dudes only like straight, cis ladies, some straight cis dudes only like straight trans ladies, and every other gender and OEM/aftermarket configuration imaginable for happy couples (or occasional menages a' trois, committed polyamorous triads, quads and pentads, etc., etc.,) is out there. And then when you add femininity and masculinity in one's gender presentation to the mix, you get EVEN MORE options.

Basically, human sexuality, like most things, is like car ownership. Statistically, most people are happy with a plain, stock Toyota Camry or Ford Focus, but some people out there have tricked-out rat rods and rice-rockets with aftermarket mods, fancy paint and performance accessories out the yin-yang.

But no matter what, we all have to use the ...


LoL : ) but basically yea exactly, interesting analogy with the cars ; )
 
  2013-04-10 01:50:41 AM
six-n-tombstone: Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

The fact is it is who is in the suit. It can also be how they look in the suit. For instance, there are plenty of straight guys who think Marlene Dietrich looked very fine in a man's suit. According to your logic sense those guys are attracted to Marlene Dietrich in a suit, it means they are attracted to masculinity. Do you think that means they would also be attracted to Milton Berle because he wears a suit?


[i1277.photobucket.com image 695x529]


what about not a suit? we still cool?

i4.ytimg.com
 
  2013-04-10 01:57:08 AM
Theaetetus: TheBigJerk: At least 3 of those questions were the same question, "What's your lesbians' sex-lives like?"  And they all had the same answer, "I'm not really interested in talking about it with you Go watch porn."

While I can respect that, it would help if you were more explicit on that point, and you'd get less repeat questions.

It's a bit rude to repeatedly ask questions about someone's specific sex life. For example, we don't really need to know that you personally enjoy getting pegged while your wife recites selections from Das nibelungenlied.


THAT'S DISGUSTING!  It's Swedish folk music or nothin'!

And I was considering the point that if, for some reason, you're on a "sex talk" topic, chances are you either went a ways down that path yourself before hitting a question you were uncomfortable with, or you're dealing with an oblivious creeper who needs a verbal smack in the face.   Also relevant, most of those questions actually do depend on the lesbian, which is another thing people often seem to forget, different strokes for different folks and all that.

Also also relevant, when you're writing a kvetch list about "dumb things people ask me because they're dumb, why you so dumb dummy?!" it helps if you don't repeat.
 
  2013-04-10 02:04:47 AM
Omahawg: six-n-tombstone: Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

The fact is it is who is in the suit. It can also be how they look in the suit. For instance, there are plenty of straight guys who think Marlene Dietrich looked very fine in a man's suit. According to your logic sense those guys are attracted to Marlene Dietrich in a suit, it means they are attracted to masculinity. Do you think that means they would also be attracted to Milton Berle because he wears a suit?


[i1277.photobucket.com image 695x529]

what about not a suit? we still cool?

[i4.ytimg.com image 320x180]


Nope still not attracted to Milton and I knew using Milton's picture would dredge up one of those pics.
 
  2013-04-10 02:35:15 AM
On a related note to the discussions, I'm not terribly fond of people making judgments based on butch/femme stereotypes because I end up just confusing everyone. People always seem surprised that I'm into cars and motorcycles and sports and stupid testosterone driven action movies (much less that I'm a computer geek) because I don't dress like the kind of woman who the stereotypes say should like those things. I end up becoming the oddity of the girl in heels and makeup talking about "guy" stuff. If I were to butch it up I'd feel less like I'm being seen as an oddity, but I don't have a desire to do so.
 
  2013-04-10 03:16:03 AM
11. In a relationship, which lesbian insists that the other one drive, and then complain that the other one's driving is making her nervous?
 
  2013-04-10 03:34:13 AM
halB: So black people can call her a dyke, but not Irish people in Boston?

No, because  you can't be Irish if you're gay.
 
  2013-04-10 03:37:20 AM
Ryker's Peninsula: If you're not attracted to men, why do some of you dress, act, and look like them?

Probably because (1) men's clothing is more comfortable; (2) women often "act like men" when they feel no great need to "act like women", and (3) the best part about being a lesbian is you don't have to care whether or not men find you attractive.
 
  2013-04-10 03:41:22 AM
SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?


You get hungry eventually.
 
  2013-04-10 03:53:18 AM
Ryker's Peninsula: I like having sexy fun times with my girlfriend and a goat too, but that doesn't mean I go into work every morning dressed like Little Bo Peep.

That goat doesn't belong to you!
 
  2013-04-10 04:27:29 AM
Why do many lesbians dislike male-to-female transgender people?  See Michigan Womyn's Music Festival's anti-transgender policy, for example.
 
  2013-04-10 04:29:36 AM
In places where lesbians can marry, does the sex drop off dramatically after the honeymoon, or us that just a straight woman thing?
 
  2013-04-10 04:47:38 AM
LDM90: In places where lesbians can marry, does the sex drop off dramatically after the honeymoon, or us that just a straight woman thing?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_bed_death
 
  2013-04-10 05:47:04 AM
God, is this 1975?  Are you all 15?  None of you know any actual Lesbians and just jabber on about the same stereotypes.  And when she says "Stop asking me these same stupid questions," you call her a Man-hater and attention whore?  Wow.

We had a lot of Lesbians at my college.  And boy were THEY all alike.  They were all COOL.

They were cool because you could hang out with them and there wasn't any pretext.  No worry about sending off the wrong "vibe."  They weren't afraid to be affectionate with guys.  They just were themselves.  And the only thing they judged you on was how cool you were with them just being themselves.  No need for a "Uniform" or any of that bullsh*t, but, hey, small school.

My best female friend came out to me shortly after college. I saw first-hand her struggle with her sexuality.  She didn't freaking "TURN."  You know some times the hardest person to come out to is YOURSELF.

My point is the minute she turned, she cut of all her hair, put on 60 lbs, and adapted the cargo shorts with the button down short sleeve collared shirt. She completely let herself go. WHAT GIVES?

Coming out is like a second adolescence.  Your whole self of identity is turned upside down.  So you look to others.  And maybe you experiment with the Butch look.  You wear stupid clothes because that's what the other Lesbians are doing and it makes you feel more comfortable being part of a group.  You go through a phase until you work out who you are.

Most of the College Dykes were out before so only one of them went Butch and yeah, a good 40-50 lbs, and that's unfortunate.  But she didn't stop being my friend because of it.   Too bad.  She was cute.
 
  2013-04-10 05:57:50 AM
This is stupid. As a lesbian who has been out for 20+ years I had thought we had moved on from this sort of dumb-ass list.

Christ on a Penny-farthing... Urgh. Reminds me why I simply avoid the 'sisterhood'...
 
  2013-04-10 06:19:23 AM
BarkingUnicorn: And that's the appropriate answer:  "Why do Twinkies remind you of cock?"

Because they're delicious with a yummy cream filling?
 
  2013-04-10 06:38:48 AM
Seth'n'Spectrum: Ivandrago: Rev. Skarekroe: Heist: She's missing out. The new Tegan and Sara album is awesome.

/straight male

I know, right?

Married straight male here. I'm going to start gushing.
I love the new album, the albums before and the band. My wife is a casual fan but I forked over $300 and drove to St. Louis so we could see them and get a picture. I hung the autographed poster in my office next to my diploma and pictures of me from the Army. My wife doesn't understand why I love the band so much and neither do I.
But yeah that new album is awesome.
/end gush

I have a working theory that their music stand out because it's proactively romantic. However, I doubt I would have come to that realization if I didn't know they were gay.

/first two albums are the best
//next two are also good
///new one is growing on me, whereas Sainthood never did.



"Here's the kicker: does she have any Tegan and Sarah loaded on her iPod?"
 
  2013-04-10 07:01:29 AM
#11 - Can I borrow your truck?
 
  2013-04-10 07:58:02 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?

I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?

So dare I assume it was a guy that was asking? Did the person really like Twinkies? O_0

maggie maggie missed ya

Sorry, just things going on, been lurking a bit, not sure if I'm back or not really or where I am.


There she is :)

Mailed you. Hope all is well.
 
  2013-04-10 08:17:01 AM
Wow I hate I fell asleep.
 
  2013-04-10 08:58:18 AM
Here's my Lesbian question:

What makes you assume anyone truly gives a damn about who you masterbate with?
 
  2013-04-10 09:01:34 AM
The lesbian article writer

si0.twimg.com
 
  2013-04-10 09:01:34 AM
How do lesbians decide which one gets to complain about the gutters and the full trash can and the spider on the ceiling and the car that needs an oil change while the other one has had a hard day and just wants to watch the goddamn game already?
 
  2013-04-10 09:13:11 AM
Ryker's Peninsula: If you're not attracted to men, why do some of you dress, act, and look like them?

Oh, for fark's sake. Sexual identity =/= Gender identity

Sometimes they're related, and sometimes they're not. Sometimes people just feel more comfortable in a certain type of clothing. I know some lesbians who wear only men's clothing, some who wear women's clothing, and some who wear both. It's not about "acting like a man", it's about dressing and acting like "you". I can't think of anyone who doesn't have a closet full of stuff that they wear over and over because it's comfy, and they like it. Besides, some girls are into that look. Urr'body wanna get laid, man.
 
  2013-04-10 09:24:09 AM
ciberido: Probably because (1) men's clothing is more comfortable; (2) women often "act like men" when they feel no great need to "act like women", and (3) the best part about being a lesbian is you don't have to care whether or not men find you attractive.

I'll second this. All the lesbians I know wear 'The Uniform' because it's practical, comfortable, and they feel no need to impress you. They also often find the skater look to be cute.

/all the women I've ever been attracted to dressed skater :o
//dudes are still pretty hot though
///skater dudes are usually just dirty though...
 
  2013-04-10 09:51:30 AM
LDM90: How do lesbians decide which one gets to complain about the gutters and the full trash can and the spider on the ceiling and the car that needs an oil change while the other one has had a hard day and just wants to watch the goddamn game already?

The same way straight couples do

/my husband doesn't do Spiders. I can't be forced to mow the lawn.
 
  2013-04-10 10:01:36 AM
glompoc: To the Author:

What if you weren't a lesbian? What would you write about?


"Why am I Not a Lesbian?"
 
  2013-04-10 10:06:15 AM
TheVeryDeadIanMartin: How about, why do you keep talking about being lesbian? I really don't care.

I don't know.  Why do you come into a post about lesbians to biatch about how boring you find the topic?  That seems a bit counterproductive.
 
  2013-04-10 10:13:14 AM
boinkingbill: I have heard plenty of lesbians talking about how they do the strap-on or the fun they had with the double dildo.  I have never heard couple of gay guys ever mention doing the double plastic vagina or arguing over who gets to wear the plastic vagina.  Penis envy is alive and well in women.

That's what the pooper is for.
 
  2013-04-10 10:14:01 AM
300+ replies? i find the lack of pics disturbing!
 
  2013-04-10 10:42:22 AM
Popular Opinion: i know this is going to be offensive to some...so sorry in advance...

but how many lesbians are just straight women who have given up on attracting a man?


I don't know about the proportion of "lesbians" for whom that applies, but I'm absolutely convinced this is one of the major causes of the phenomenon "lesbian bed death".
 
  2013-04-10 10:58:38 AM
Infobahn: ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 485x378]

Really?  It took this long?


I think the interesting thing here is that the funniest comedienne I know of is a lesbian.  Causation/correlation?  Discuss.
 
  2013-04-10 11:12:11 AM
Witness99: dk47: If you like women, why do you want a woman who looks and acts like a man?  Seriously.  No seriously can someone answer this?

/Same goes for gay men who like effeminate gay men

Lesbians like lesbians, which fall along a complex spectrum. Regardless of how they "present" outwardly, they are not a straight male, nor straight female. It's kind of like how Obama is not black, nor white. He's a mix that is neither one nor the other. (But somehow he's considered the first black president, go figure).

Anyways, as any frustrated and befuddled man can tell you, women are very emotionally complex and process situations much different than men. They have different needs. They want the kind of love and understanding they can't get from men. The attraction is less physical/sexual as everyone keeps implying, but really more mental. Safer, where they dont risk as much man/woman relationship pain. They understand how female brains operate, they understand the same language, they know how their partner is feeling because they can relate. That's my guess anyway.


So what you are saying is lesbians are emotionally lazy and fearful?
 
  2013-04-10 11:15:06 AM
notatrollorami: Infobahn: ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 485x378]

Really?  It took this long?

I think the interesting thing here is that the funniest comedienne I know of is a lesbian.  Causation/correlation?  Discuss.


Agreed, and I don't even think it is Ellen.  There are plenty of other comediennes that are better.
 
  2013-04-10 12:03:35 PM
Myria: Why do many lesbians dislike male-to-female transgender people?  See Michigan Womyn's Music Festival's anti-transgender policy, for example.

Because they fundamentally don't believe that transwomen are really women.  There's some la-di-da about "growing up with male privilege " but as far as I can tell it's just a smokescreen so they can hide their .. . what to call it?  Trans-denial?  Trans-rejection?

It's such a common phenomenon there's got to be a word for it.
 
  2013-04-10 12:03:49 PM
/be 2% of the population and proud
//complain about people who are genuinely curious about you
///write pretentious blog about it.........don't profit
 
  2013-04-10 01:40:48 PM
Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

I'm not trying to be a smart ass here.  And I'm not being judgmental.  I'm just perplexed.


Because they're afraid of or intimidated by men.
 
  2013-04-10 01:58:04 PM
Popular Opinion: i know this is going to be offensive to some...so sorry in advance...

but how many lesbians are just straight women who have given up on attracting a man?


A maximum of one per couple. The ex-straights are only attracted to full-on-outs, because they're never going to take the leap to bring one another out of the closet.
 
  2013-04-10 02:56:33 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
  2013-04-10 03:52:53 PM
ciberido: Myria: Why do many lesbians dislike male-to-female transgender people?  See Michigan Womyn's Music Festival's anti-transgender policy, for example.

Because they fundamentally don't believe that transwomen are really women.  There's some la-di-da about "growing up with male privilege " but as far as I can tell it's just a smokescreen so they can hide their .. . what to call it?  Trans-denial?  Trans-rejection?

It's such a common phenomenon there's got to be a word for it.



I'm gonna go with "What is hipocritical-bigotry for $500 Alex"
 
  2013-04-10 04:26:18 PM
PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

I know you are just fishing for pics of hot short haired chicks, so I'll toss a few your way.
Allison Scagliotti, of "Warehouse 13" fame:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Allison Mack, of "Smallville" fame:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
  2013-04-10 08:54:38 PM
ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

I find if I'm acting like an asshole around people who are known as being "funny" or "friendly" I get a little confused, then I look at my own behavior and notice I've been a most inconsiderate ass to them. This might be useful to you.
 
  2013-04-10 09:17:35 PM
Spaced Lion
It's kinda hard to describe, but the basic gist of it is:

-Grasp button lightly (VERY lightly) with teeth
-Simultaneously suck and flick with tongue

It takes practice - especially that first part - but not much, fortunately. You're welcome.


Any feel of teeth tends to make me squirm, but I'll give it a try next time. Thanks.

Ciberderio
Because they fundamentally don't believe that transwomen are really women.  There's some la-di-da about "growing up with male privilege " but as far as I can tell it's just a smokescreen so they can hide their .. . what to call it?  Trans-denial?  Trans-rejection?

It's such a common phenomenon there's got to be a word for it.


Janice Raymond's book "The Transsexual Empire" villianizes transsexuals and claims that they are really teh ebil mens trying to colonize and appropriate women's identity so they can...uh...

...do something evil and patriarchal. Or something.

Its by a radical feminist, the kind that are also anti-porn and espouse lesbian separatism.
 
  2013-04-10 11:14:19 PM
washington-babylon: PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

I know you are just fishing for pics of hot short haired chicks, so I'll toss a few your way.
Allison Scagliotti, of "Warehouse 13" fame:
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Allison Mack, of "Smallville" fame:

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What happened to all the Star Trek fans?
 
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