To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

So ... anal?

PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

I disagree.

PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

Yeah it does. I've always found the pixie look attractive.

I have one.  I've asked a few lesbian friends this question and they can't figure it out either.  And it's this:

What's the deal with some lesbians (pretty much exclusively chubby, butch ones--never femmes) who wear shorts as their casual apparel of choice all winter when it's cold outside and nobody else is wearing them--especially given that these same lesbians often tend to not wear shorts in the summer when the weather is hot and everyone else wears them?

Have others noticed this?  Or is this just a  local lesbian fashion trend, not seen elsewhere?  I dunno, but the bottom line is that if you see a woman wearing shorts around here in December when everyone else is bundled up in warm clothes, 99.9% of the time they are both (a) fat and (b) a lesbian.  WTF is up with that?  Any TF lesbians wanna take a shot at answering that one?

Spend fifteen years trying to figure out who you are, while panicking about whether your friends and family will accept that person. Have entire sections of society discriminate against you and douchebags you went to school with ask you a ton of stupid questions (see this article). Discover what it feels like to be devalued and ridiculed in mainstream media and politics. Done all that? Then you can call me a dyke.

Well cool. I can call her a dyke.

But I DON'T WANT TO. :(

Niiice headline subs!

#1: Can I watch?

*sigh*

It's not that we don't know what lesbians do in bed. It's that we want to hear you say it ... slowly ... in great detail ... with demonstrations if/when necessary.

Do lesbians ever call sex "boxing"? Because they should.

Ryker's Peninsula: #1: Can I watch?

Do I have to post that lesbian "fantasy/reality" GIF again?

I was led to believe there would be ten stupid lesbians in the link.

Harumph!

A lesbian acquaintance the other night stated she wanted to see my penis as much as she'd like to see some disgusting thing. I replied that I though my penis was beautiful, especially since I polish it every night. :-)

we are trying to get them to talk about their box..which is why thinking outside of it is a bit difficult :(

Cyberluddite: Ryker's Peninsula: #1: Can I watch?

Do I have to post that lesbian "fantasy/reality" GIF again?

Hey, sometimes the fantasy is the actual reality...I have seen it in person. Also seen plenty of the regular reality though. I had some very interesting friends in college...

Tegan and Sara?



/and Susan and the Brig?

FirstNationalBastard: Tegan and Sara?

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/and Susan and the Brig?

Jane Wiedlin was my first crush. Also had a thing for Winona Ryder...ok I still do.

ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

I have several lesbian friends and they all have wicked senses of humour.

/anecdotal evidence

Cyberluddite: I have one.  I've asked a few lesbian friends this question and they can't figure it out either.  And it's this:

What's the deal with some lesbians (pretty much exclusively chubby, butch ones--never femmes) who wear shorts as their casual apparel of choice all winter when it's cold outside and nobody else is wearing them--especially given that these same lesbians often tend to not wear shorts in the summer when the weather is hot and everyone else wears them?

Have others noticed this?  Or is this just a  local lesbian fashion trend, not seen elsewhere?  I dunno, but the bottom line is that if you see a woman wearing shorts around here in December when everyone else is bundled up in warm clothes, 99.9% of the time they are both (a) fat and (b) a lesbian.  WTF is up with that?  Any TF lesbians wanna take a shot at answering that one?

I've seen this quite a few times in the Vancouver area

Maybe they use the shorts to regulate the extra fat-heat

ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

It goes away lickety split.

If you're not attracted to men, why do some of you dress, act, and look like them?

This is the week for Angry People Who Are Angry at People Not Like Who Make Them Angry, apparently.

I don't have kids and I'm not a lesbian.  Kill me.

Peki: Tellingthem: PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

Yeah it does. I've always found the pixie look attractive.

I shaved my head down to a 3 awhile back, and have been keeping it that way. After the initial shock, the almost universal consensus is that everyone thinks my hair is more "me" this way. It's one of those "I'd never do it, but it looks great on you." Only exceptions are homophobes who think my short hair threatens their masculinity.

/so happy the fiancé doesn't qualify as one of those. He actually enjoys rubbing my head like a good luck charm.

My old girlfriend had really short hair and i always dug it. I'd say it was maybe an inch long at most. But we were quite the odd couple. I had long hair and earrings...even painted my nails. She had short hair, no makeup or jewelry. I think I got more strange looks than she ever did. haha

Cyberluddite: I have one.  I've asked a few lesbian friends this question and they can't figure it out either.  And it's this:

What's the deal with some lesbians (pretty much exclusively chubby, butch ones--never femmes) who wear shorts as their casual apparel of choice all winter when it's cold outside and nobody else is wearing them--especially given that these same lesbians often tend to not wear shorts in the summer when the weather is hot and everyone else wears them?

Have others noticed this?  Or is this just a  local lesbian fashion trend, not seen elsewhere?  I dunno, but the bottom line is that if you see a woman wearing shorts around here in December when everyone else is bundled up in warm clothes, 99.9% of the time they are both (a) fat and (b) a lesbian.  WTF is up with that?  Any TF lesbians wanna take a shot at answering that one?

Fat people get hot

Peki: ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

Because we'd just lose it anyway dealing with men all the time and not having the benefit of wanting to sleep with them to make it worthwhile.

Ah, but men deal with broads they want to but can't sleep with all the time, and retain their sense of humor.

My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

I'm not trying to be a smart ass here.  And I'm not being judgmental.  I'm just perplexed.

ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

You obviously don't know the right lesbians.

Mad_Radhu: PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

I disagree. Carey Mulligan, for example just looks a 100% more adorable with short hair.

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It looks like she aged 20 years

If a lesbian is accused of sexual harassment in a corporate enviroment, does she get called out on the carpet?

12. Is the preferred nomenclature "vagatarian?"

Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

I'm not trying to be a smart ass here.  And I'm not being judgmental.  I'm just perplexed.

Cause when you take the man clothes off there are tots and vajayjay?

/not a lesbian
//just a guess
///boys have penises. Girls have vaginas

Wait. Is tits filtered? Or did I fark up?

Peki: ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

Because we'd just lose it anyway dealing with men all the time and not having the benefit of wanting to sleep with them to make it worthwhile.

That's okay. We're tired of your shiat, too.

iheartscotch: Cyberluddite: I have one.  I've asked a few lesbian friends this question and they can't figure it out either.  And it's this:

What's the deal with some lesbians (pretty much exclusively chubby, butch ones--never femmes) who wear shorts as their casual apparel of choice all winter when it's cold outside and nobody else is wearing them--especially given that these same lesbians often tend to not wear shorts in the summer when the weather is hot and everyone else wears them?

Have others noticed this?  Or is this just a  local lesbian fashion trend, not seen elsewhere?  I dunno, but the bottom line is that if you see a woman wearing shorts around here in December when everyone else is bundled up in warm clothes, 99.9% of the time they are both (a) fat and (b) a lesbian.  WTF is up with that?  Any TF lesbians wanna take a shot at answering that one?

I have a similar question. Why do some lesbians dress like guys? I mean; that's what you don't like, guys. But, I'd say 50% of lesbians dress like guys.

By guys; I mean, backwards hat set at douchbag angle, tshirt with one of those designs drawn by a drunken tatto artist and baggy, frumpy cargo shorts.

/ the point of being a lesbian is being with a girl; not a girl that dresses like a guy!

Ahh for some it's how they are. My old manager and her girlfriend fit into almost every stereotype. My manager was more of the girl and her girlfriend was definitely more of the guy. Me and her girlfriend would sit there talking cars, camping, sports, and girls while my manager would be yammering with others about gossip and whatnot. Most relationships have some kind of gender roles even if it is just based on personality. They just both happened to like girls.

I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?

gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Is it REALLY true that every lesbian is one good deep dicking from a REAL man away from heterosexuality?

dnrtfa, assumes this was number 1

iheartscotch: I have a similar question. Why do some lesbians dress like guys? I mean; that's what you don't like, guys. But, I'd say 50% of lesbians dress like guys.

There appears to be numerous genetic or environmental factors which interact in a curious way to create our breadth of sexual characteristics, and based on a couple studies about hyperfertility in women being a predictor of homosexual male children my assumption is this has to do with hormonal levels during pregnancy with extremes resultant in homosexual male or female children often of a masculine or feminine extreme. I know of nothing which backs up this assertion, nor any study which has undertaken classifying homosexual men and women into masculine or feminine archetypes, so this may be mere stereotyping.

SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?

When the cat meows to have the litter box changed.

SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?

How does a girl alone know when she's done? Same thing.

gambitsgirl: Wait. Is tits filtered? Or did I fark up?

I just thought you were talking about chicks with small tits and puffy nipples.

dk47: No it goes beyond taste.  There is at least 33 1/3% of lesbians who like masculine girls.  There are MAXIMUM 1/2 of 1% of straight guys that like chicks with dicks.

4Chan would like to have a word with you.

SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?

I'm not a lesbian, but after a good, soul-shattering, bone-shuddering, vision-impairing, breath-stealing, obscenity-inducing orgasm, most women are done. Spurting has little to do with it.

ProfessorOhki: Earguy: My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

I'm not trying to be a smart ass here.  And I'm not being judgmental.  I'm just perplexed.

Why don't straight men date feminine guys... they're attracted to femininity, right?

I'm not trying to be a smart ass either, but I think it boils down to the "they're not into dudes They're not drunk enough yet" part.

FTFY

farkingismybusiness: Why Suburus?

Well made, affordable, reasonable sized, reliable cars and fuel efficient cars with four wheel drive that gives you better weight distribution and balanced power, not to mention grip? Yeah, who on earth would want one of those?

\Straight guy.
\\Forester driver.

Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.

Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Will you buy me cotton candy first?

cgraves67: SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?

Good question. I've gotten through a whole lesbian porn video to find out.

That's part of why lesbian porn bores me. Since the girls already start at maximum moaning, basically the scene goes on until it just ...trails off

redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.

Perfumed mouse is my current fav

Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

11.  Are you really as biatchy as you come off as in TFA?

gambitsgirl: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Will you buy me cotton candy first?

Will that cotton candy you're eating be framing a paper cut?

gambitsgirl: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Will you buy me cotton candy first?

How do you feel about hoo-hah?

Wow, that dyke has a real chip on her shoulder.

Fano: redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.

Perfumed mouse is my current fav

axe wound - badly wrapped kebab - bald man in a boat - bang hole - bat cave - bean - bearded clam - bearded oyster - beav - beaver - beefcurtain - beef curtain - beef flap - birth cannon - blue waffle - box - bread - buju - camel's foot - camel toe - candy - chach - cha cha - cherry - chocha - cho-cho - chonch - choot - clit - clown hole - clunge - cock - cock pocket - coo - cooch - coochie - cookie - coosie - cooter - cuder - cunny - coont - coont hole - coont punt - cutty - cut up - fanny - fish taco - flange - front bottom - fark hole - fur burger - fur pie - gap - gash - growler - hair burger - hair pie - ham flap - ham wallet - hatchet wound - hooded lady - hoo-hoo - hot pocket - ill na-na - incision - jute - kitty - kooch - kooter - kuder - lip - love taco - lunchmeat - man in the boat - man in the boat, the - meat curtains - meat flap - meatwallet - meat wallet - minge - moose knuckle - muff - muffin - na-na - nappy dugout - neden - ninja foot - nookie - open wound - pink - pink canoe - pink sausage wallet - pink taco - pink velvet sausage wallet - piss flaps - pookie - poon - poonaner - poonani - poontang - poon tang pie - pootang - poo tang - pooter - pootie tang - promised land, the - punani - punanni - puss - pussy - putang - pu-tang - quif - quiff - quim - quivering mound of love pudding - roast beef - roast beef curtains - slit - smush mitten - snatch - snizz - soggy box - sprained vagina - tampon tunnel - tang - trim - tunnel of love - twat - twitchet - V - vadge - vag - vagine - vagoo - vajayjay - va-jay-jay - vajizzle - vertical smile - whisker biscuit - whispering eye - wizard sleeve - woo - woogit - wugget - wuss

cgraves67: Good question. I've gotten through a whole lesbian porn video to find out.

Speak for yourself

/spurt

Banned on the Run: gambitsgirl: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Will you buy me cotton candy first?

How do you feel about hoo-hah?

I say wangdangler for boy naughty bits

gambitsgirl: Fano: redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.

Perfumed mouse is my current fav

axe wound - badly wrapped kebab - bald man in a boat - bang hole - bat cave - bean - bearded clam - bearded oyster - beav - beaver - beefcurtain - beef curtain - beef flap - birth cannon - blue waffle - box - bread - buju - camel's foot - camel toe - candy - chach - cha cha - cherry - chocha - cho-cho - chonch - choot - clit - clown hole - clunge - cock - cock pocket - coo - cooch - coochie - cookie - coosie - cooter - cuder - cunny - coont - coont hole - coont punt - cutty - cut up - fanny - fish taco - flange - front bottom - fark hole - fur burger - fur pie - gap - gash - growler - hair burger - hair pie - ham flap - ham wallet - hatchet wound - hooded lady - hoo-hoo - hot pocket - ill na-na - incision - jute - kitty - kooch - kooter - kuder - lip - love taco - lunchmeat - man in the boat - man in the boat, the - meat curtains - meat flap - meatwallet - meat wallet - minge - moose knuckle - muff - muffin - na-na - nappy dugout - neden - ninja foot - nookie - open wound - pink - pink canoe - pink sausage wallet - pink taco - pink velvet sausage wallet - piss flaps - pookie - poon - poonaner - poonani - poontang - poon tang pie - pootang - poo tang - pooter - pootie tang - promised land, the - punani - punanni - puss - pussy - putang - pu-tang - quif - quiff - quim - quivering mound of love pudding - roast beef - roast beef curtains - slit - smush mitten - snatch - snizz - soggy box - sprained vagina - tampon tunnel - tang - trim - tunnel of love - twat - twitchet - V - vadge - vag - vagine - vagoo - vajayjay - va-jay-jay - vajizzle - vertical smile - whisker biscuit - whispering eye - wizard sleeve - woo - woogi ...

No "shame cave"?

#7 Is just the same clueless thing lots of people do when they meet someone "different." Ask any minority if they haven"t been subjected to the "heyI know another person like you and i like them too. Maybe you guys could be together and i'I'm just being helpful

FirstNationalBastard: gambitsgirl: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Will you buy me cotton candy first?

Will that cotton candy you're eating be framing a paper cut?

Prefer ballparks. But never tried a taco.

miss diminutive: SurfaceTension: I don't want to know what lesbians do in bed. I can figure that much out for myself.

What I want to know is how do they know they're done with sex? With us guys, we spurt and that pretty much signals the end or at least the beginning of the end. But lesbians could go at it for hours if they wanted to. So how do they know to be done?

I'm not a lesbian, but after a good, soul-shattering, bone-shuddering, vision-impairing, breath-stealing, obscenity-inducing orgasm, most women are done. Spurting has little to do with it.

Thanks for the perspective. And the image.

FirstNationalBastard: gambitsgirl: Fano: redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.

Perfumed mouse is my current fav

axe wound - badly wrapped kebab - bald man in a boat - bang hole - bat cave - bean - bearded clam - bearded oyster - beav - beaver - beefcurtain - beef curtain - beef flap - birth cannon - blue waffle - box - bread - buju - camel's foot - camel toe - candy - chach - cha cha - cherry - chocha - cho-cho - chonch - choot - clit - clown hole - clunge - cock - cock pocket - coo - cooch - coochie - cookie - coosie - cooter - cuder - cunny - coont - coont hole - coont punt - cutty - cut up - fanny - fish taco - flange - front bottom - fark hole - fur burger - fur pie - gap - gash - growler - hair burger - hair pie - ham flap - ham wallet - hatchet wound - hooded lady - hoo-hoo - hot pocket - ill na-na - incision - jute - kitty - kooch - kooter - kuder - lip - love taco - lunchmeat - man in the boat - man in the boat, the - meat curtains - meat flap - meatwallet - meat wallet - minge - moose knuckle - muff - muffin - na-na - nappy dugout - neden - ninja foot - nookie - open wound - pink - pink canoe - pink sausage wallet - pink taco - pink velvet sausage wallet - piss flaps - pookie - poon - poonaner - poonani - poontang - poon tang pie - pootang - poo tang - pooter - pootie tang - promised land, the - punani - punanni - puss - pussy - putang - pu-tang - quif - quiff - quim - quivering mound of love pudding - roast beef - roast beef curtains - slit - smush mitten - snatch - snizz - soggy box - sprained vagina - tampon tunnel - tang - trim - tunnel of love - twat - twitchet - V - vadge - vag - vagine - vagoo - vajayjay - va-jay-jay - vajizzle - vertical smile - whisker biscuit - whispering eye - wizard sleeve - woo - woogi ...

No "shame cave"?

Disappointing. But I did rather like smush mitten and nappy dugout.

Titterywhoppet

Can we all at least agree that there wasn't one good band in all of the Lilith Fair tours?

dudicon: I've seen this quite a few times in the Vancouver area
Maybe they use the shorts to regulate the extra fat-heat

gambitsgirl: Fat people get hot

Obviously, I considered this as the most simple explanation as well.  But the problem with this theory is that, as I said, many of these lesbians wear shorts only in the wintertime when nobody in their right mind does, and then they sweat it out in long pants in the summer when it's hot and everyone else is wearing shorts.  That's the part that's so perplexing to me.  I mean, WTF?

Plus, another problem with the "fatties get overheated" theory is that they still wear winter clothes on their upper bodies along with the shorts in winter--flannel shirts, sweatshirts, coats, etc.--only the shorts are seasonally inappropriate.  I don't get it.

vudukungfu: Cyberluddite: I don't get it

try pulling those sides of beef into a pair of dungarees

Yeah, but again, they do that, but only the summer--when it's even tougher to mash their sweat-soaked flesh into long pants.  This simply cannot be logically explained.

How can you know that I can't go down better on you than your girlfriend if I've never gone down on you?

If you had any sense at all, the question you should be asking is, "how do you properly eat pussy?"

desertfool: And what lesbians think of penises is a laugher. Also watch what gay guys think of vaginas.
Honestly, as a hetero male, I think the lesbians have a healthier view of things.


Those are both hilarious.

No.  I do not.

If you have two lesbians of equal demeanor, i.e. nether is butch, how is it decided that who should make a sandwich for whom post coitus?

And, again post coitus, should one lesbian begin watching, I dunno, the Cat Channel, does the other lesbian join in or complain loudly about 'just using me for my body and not appreciating me as a person'.

BullBearMS: If you had any sense at all, the question you should be asking is, "how do you properly eat pussy?"

Properly?  Duh.  Wait until all are served at your table before beginning to eat.

gambitsgirl: FirstNationalBastard: gambitsgirl: Fano: redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.

Perfumed mouse is my current fav

axe wound - badly wrapped kebab - bald man in a boat - bang hole - bat cave - bean - bearded clam - bearded oyster - beav - beaver - beefcurtain - beef curtain - beef flap - birth cannon - blue waffle - box - bread - buju - camel's foot - camel toe - candy - chach - cha cha - cherry - chocha - cho-cho - chonch - choot - clit - clown hole - clunge - cock - cock pocket - coo - cooch - coochie - cookie - coosie - cooter - cuder - cunny - coont - coont hole - coont punt - cutty - cut up - fanny - fish taco - flange - front bottom - fark hole - fur burger - fur pie - gap - gash - growler - hair burger - hair pie - ham flap - ham wallet - hatchet wound - hooded lady - hoo-hoo - hot pocket - ill na-na - incision - jute - kitty - kooch - kooter - kuder - lip - love taco - lunchmeat - man in the boat - man in the boat, the - meat curtains - meat flap - meatwallet - meat wallet - minge - moose knuckle - muff - muffin - na-na - nappy dugout - neden - ninja foot - nookie - open wound - pink - pink canoe - pink sausage wallet - pink taco - pink velvet sausage wallet - piss flaps - pookie - poon - poonaner - poonani - poontang - poon tang pie - pootang - poo tang - pooter - pootie tang - promised land, the - punani - punanni - puss - pussy - putang - pu-tang - quif - quiff - quim - quivering mound of love pudding - roast beef - roast beef curtains - slit - smush mitten - snatch - snizz - soggy box - sprained vagina - tampon tunnel - tang - trim - tunnel of love - twat - twitchet - V - vadge - vag - vagine - vagoo - vajayjay - va-jay-jay - vajizzle - vertical smile - whisker biscuit - whisperin ...

Tom Robbins claims to know the word for vagina in 72 languages.
I met him in NOLA. He kissed my hand. Sexiest man ever.

gambitsgirl: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Will you buy me cotton candy first?

No, but I'll bathe you in napalm.

gambitsgirl: Fano: redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.

Perfumed mouse is my current fav

axe wound - badly wrapped kebab - bald man in a boat - bang hole - bat cave - bean - bearded clam - bearded oyster - beav - beaver - beefcurtain - beef curtain - beef flap - birth cannon - blue waffle - box - bread - buju - camel's foot - camel toe - candy - chach - cha cha - cherry - chocha - cho-cho - chonch - choot - clit - clown hole - clunge - cock - cock pocket - coo - cooch - coochie - cookie - coosie - cooter - cuder - cunny - coont - coont hole - coont punt - cutty - cut up - fanny - fish taco - flange - front bottom - fark hole - fur burger - fur pie - gap - gash - growler - hair burger - hair pie - ham flap - ham wallet - hatchet wound - hooded lady - hoo-hoo - hot pocket - ill na-na - incision - jute - kitty - kooch - kooter - kuder - lip - love taco - lunchmeat - man in the boat - man in the boat, the - meat curtains - meat flap - meatwallet - meat wallet - minge - moose knuckle - muff - muffin - na-na - nappy dugout - neden - ninja foot - nookie - open wound - pink - pink canoe - pink sausage wallet - pink taco - pink velvet sausage wallet - piss flaps - pookie - poon - poonaner - poonani - poontang - poon tang pie - pootang - poo tang - pooter - pootie tang - promised land, the - punani - punanni - puss - pussy - putang - pu-tang - quif - quiff - quim - quivering mound of love pudding - roast beef - roast beef curtains - slit - smush mitten - snatch - snizz - soggy box - sprained vagina - tampon tunnel - tang - trim - tunnel of love - twat - twitchet - V - vadge - vag - vagine - vagoo - vajayjay - va-jay-jay - vajizzle - vertical smile - whisker biscuit - whispering eye - wizard sleeve - woo - woogi ...

I've always been partial to axe wound, though I like vertical smile sometimes too.

doosh: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

What's wrong with saying vajayjay Ed?

Reading comprehension. How does that work?

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: First question I ever asked a lesbian (this was in the 90s, in the deep south, so anyone who was out of the closet was a bit of a curiosity) was, "So are you a fan of Xena: Warrior Princess?"

She thought it was hilarious. Or at least she was good-humored about it.

/and apparently she was more a fan of the blonde sidekick than Lucy Lawless

Really?

Yeah, Gabrielle was cute, but she wasn't a big hot amazon like Xena.

I think she failed at lesbianing

Heist: She's missing out. The new Tegan and Sara album is awesome.

/straight male

I know, right?

desertfool: cptjeff: desertfool: And what lesbians think of penises is a laugher. Also watch what gay guys think of vaginas.
Honestly, as a hetero male, I think the lesbians have a healthier view of things.


Those are both hilarious.

But gay guys don't have battery operated vaginas in their nightstand. Lesbians (may) have (several) battery operated penises in their nightstand. I guess I don't get it.

You are aware that there are a lot of nerve ending inside the vagina, are you not?

I just can't see myself inquiring about another's sex life unless I'm already involved in it.

Transpogue: Dude, if I was attracted to guys, I would SO date them. Because I'm in my 30s and my "sexual peak" and hey, the more the merrier.

I date chicks because when I see a hot chick I go into giggle fits and can't help put picture her naked immediately. If that isn't physical/sexual attraction, I don't know what is.

Also, I do NOT understand how female brains operate. I understand how MY brain does, but man, humans overall- female and male- y'all are just farked up. Then again, so am I. It evens out.

And there is PLENTLY of relationship pain in dyke pairings. Don't get me farking started on butches and emotional hangups.

/femme
//still goes for the butches, even though they sometimes annoy the fark out of me

Yep, yea and the bolded part especially so.
/Granted sometimes go for femmes but most GF's have been butcher than me.

Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Will you buy me cotton candy first?

No, but I'll bathe you in napalm.

Now that I want to watch ; )

GrizzledVeteran: Ryker's Peninsula: If you're not attracted to men, why do some of you dress, act, and look like them?


The author of TFA offered a kind of explanation (re the fake-appendage thing): "they're not trying to be men, they're having sexy fun times appropriating masculinity. There's a big difference."

/not that I think that explains everything, but there you go.

I like having sexy fun times with my girlfriend and a goat too, but that doesn't mean I go into work every morning dressed like Little Bo Peep.

Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

I know I hate it when creamy filling spurts from the three holes punched in the bottom of my cock.

MeanJean: Ed Gruberman desertfool

But gay guys don't have battery operated vaginas in their nightstand. Lesbians (may) have (several) battery operated penises in their nightstand. I guess I don't get it.

Why wouldn't a gay man use a fake vagina? Its a soft place to put your hard cock, and there isn't a yucky woman attached to it.

Fleshlight makes models with anuses and mouths as well. I'm sure a lot of gay guys would buy those.

ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?



Really?  It took this long?

FirstNationalBastard: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

I know I hate it when creamy filling spurts from the three holes punched in the bottom of my cock.

LOL : )

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.

Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?

I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?

"Would you sleep with a man if he was really, really hot?"

I know 4 lesbians, 2 of them have said they've slept with men when they were horny and no female was available.

"Seriously, if you need to ask what two women do in bed you have no imagination. Or internet access, apparently."

Lesbian porn is made by men, the women in the scene are doing what the man directing the scene is telling them to do.

rynthetyn: Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?

I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?

So dare I assume it was a guy that was asking? Did the person really like Twinkies? O_0

Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

I always picture my 56 year-old aunt when I see that word.  She used words like "tallywhacker" and "twitterpated" (long before Twitter).

tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.

Yeah, so much this. It's one of those confirmation bias things--people only notice the women who fit into the stereotype while everybody else flies under the radar.

Seriously, I'm fairly certain that unless I were to start wearing men's suits and ties, people still wouldn't notice me.

Ryker's Peninsula: If you're not attracted to men, why do some of you dress, act, and look like them?

How you present yourself is a function of how you feel about yourself.  Who you're attracted to is a function of how you feel about others.

tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?

I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?

So dare I assume it was a guy that was asking? Did the person really like Twinkies? O_0

Yep, it was a guy. One who went into mourning when Hostess went bankrupt.

redsquid: Ed Grubermann: gambitsgirl:  vajayjay?

My dream is to take everyone who ever says that cursed word and fire them out of a canon into the sun. People sound like four-year-olds when they say that.

Vajayjay is bad, but 'Bajingo' makes me literally cringe uncontrollably. And don't get me started on 'garden'.

Really.  Gardens have mold and bugs and worms.  And those are the healthy gardens!

Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?

I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?

So dare I assume it was a guy that was asking? Did the person really like Twinkies? O_0

maggie maggie missed ya

Sorry, just things going on, been lurking a bit, not sure if I'm back or not really or where I am.

untaken_name: ReapTheChaos: "Would you sleep with a man if he was really, really hot?"

I know 4 lesbians, 2 of them have said they've slept with men when they were horny and no female was available.

"Seriously, if you need to ask what two women do in bed you have no imagination. Or internet access, apparently."

Lesbian porn is made by men, the women in the scene are doing what the man directing the scene is telling them to do.

Counterpoint: (NSFW)  http://www.girlfriendsfilms.com/

My statement was that most lesbian porn is made by men and you post a link to a lesbian porn production company run by men as a counterpoint?

rynthetyn: tinfoil-hat maggie: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: sgnilward: Why are so many fat and in abusive relationships?

Are lesbians just confused WalMart shoppers?

To be fair, there are fat straight chix too.

I'm personally curious why university lesbians all used to (back in the day) wear The Lesbian Uniform.

Where I lived, early 90s, it was differently coloured running shoes and colorful pants suspenders. A specific brand of jeans too I think. Literally every frickin lesbian I knee dressed like that. Why the uniform?

Okay can we just stop with this, it sounds like "every girl I stereo typed as a lesbian looked like this" well there were others out there I'm sure, well since I really grew up in the '90's I sorta know.

Yeah, so much this. It's one of those confirmation bias things--people only notice the women who fit into the stereotype while everybody else flies under the radar.

Seriously, I'm fairly certain that unless I were to start wearing men's suits and ties, people still wouldn't notice me.

Yep, and well I bet you would look great in a suit and tie.
/Sorry, couldn't help it.

rynthetyn: tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: Shedim: rynthetyn: Stupidest question I was ever asked, bar none: Whether my dislike of Twinkies (because apparently not liking a particular item of pre-processed junk food is unfathomable to some people) was because Twinkies reminded me of cocks. Yes, I was asked that, for reals.

That's... very sad. Dare I ask how you replied?

I was so shocked by the abject stupidity of the question that I was pretty much speechless. Like, who would even look at a Twinkie and have that thought come to mind?

So dare I assume it was a guy that was asking? Did the person really like Twinkies? O_0

Yep, it was a guy. One who went into mourning when Hostess went bankrupt.

Oh my....
/LOL ; )