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2013-04-09 06:55:59 PM
To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.
 
2013-04-09 07:02:06 PM
So ... anal?
 
2013-04-09 07:10:02 PM

PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.


I disagree.
 
2013-04-09 07:15:47 PM

PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.


Yeah it does. I've always found the pixie look attractive.
 
2013-04-09 07:20:41 PM
I have one.  I've asked a few lesbian friends this question and they can't figure it out either.  And it's this:

What's the deal with some lesbians (pretty much exclusively chubby, butch ones--never femmes) who wear shorts as their casual apparel of choice all winter when it's cold outside and nobody else is wearing them--especially given that these same lesbians often tend to not wear shorts in the summer when the weather is hot and everyone else wears them?

Have others noticed this?  Or is this just a  local lesbian fashion trend, not seen elsewhere?  I dunno, but the bottom line is that if you see a woman wearing shorts around here in December when everyone else is bundled up in warm clothes, 99.9% of the time they are both (a) fat and (b) a lesbian.  WTF is up with that?  Any TF lesbians wanna take a shot at answering that one?
 
2013-04-09 07:28:59 PM
Spend fifteen years trying to figure out who you are, while panicking about whether your friends and family will accept that person. Have entire sections of society discriminate against you and douchebags you went to school with ask you a ton of stupid questions (see this article). Discover what it feels like to be devalued and ridiculed in mainstream media and politics. Done all that? Then you can call me a dyke.

Well cool. I can call her a dyke.

But I DON'T WANT TO. :(
 
2013-04-09 07:41:36 PM
Niiice headline subs!
 
2013-04-09 07:44:01 PM
#1: Can I watch?
 
2013-04-09 07:51:57 PM
*sigh*

It's not that we don't know what lesbians do in bed. It's that we want to hear you say it ... slowly ... in great detail ... with demonstrations if/when necessary.
 
2013-04-09 07:55:57 PM
Do lesbians ever call sex "boxing"? Because they should.
 
2013-04-09 07:56:03 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: #1: Can I watch?


Do I have to post that lesbian "fantasy/reality" GIF again?
 
2013-04-09 07:57:46 PM
I was led to believe there would be ten stupid lesbians in the link.

Harumph!
 
2013-04-09 08:00:25 PM
all the good men, carrots and dogs are feminists too.

I take it this one is probably a misogynistic conservative, then:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-09 08:01:32 PM
A lesbian acquaintance the other night stated she wanted to see my penis as much as she'd like to see some disgusting thing. I replied that I though my penis was beautiful, especially since I polish it every night. :-)
 
2013-04-09 08:02:07 PM
we are trying to get them to talk about their box..which is why thinking outside of it is a bit difficult :(
 
2013-04-09 08:02:17 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: #1: Can I watch?


#2: Can I bring a camera?
 
2013-04-09 08:02:36 PM

Cyberluddite: Ryker's Peninsula: #1: Can I watch?

Do I have to post that lesbian "fantasy/reality" GIF again?


Hey, sometimes the fantasy is the actual reality...I have seen it in person. Also seen plenty of the regular reality though. I had some very interesting friends in college...
 
2013-04-09 08:02:46 PM

PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.


Judging by the tiny headshot at the top of the article, this particular lesbian may not look too bad in a pixie cut.
 
2013-04-09 08:02:51 PM

PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.


I disagree. Carey Mulligan, for example just looks a 100% more adorable with short hair.

www.flickfilosopher.com
 
2013-04-09 08:03:20 PM

PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.


If you base your attractiveness baseline purely on hair, you need to re-prioritize, I'm just sayin'.

/short haired chick
//has soap allergies
 
2013-04-09 08:03:26 PM
Tegan and Sara?

img.photobucket.com

/and Susan and the Brig?
 
2013-04-09 08:03:44 PM
My question would have to be; can I see your boobies?
 
2013-04-09 08:03:44 PM
So black people can call her a dyke, but not Irish people in Boston?
 
2013-04-09 08:04:06 PM

Tellingthem: PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

Yeah it does. I've always found the pixie look attractive.


I shaved my head down to a 3 awhile back, and have been keeping it that way. After the initial shock, the almost universal consensus is that everyone thinks my hair is more "me" this way. It's one of those "I'd never do it, but it looks great on you." Only exceptions are homophobes who think my short hair threatens their masculinity.

/so happy the fiancé doesn't qualify as one of those. He actually enjoys rubbing my head like a good luck charm.
 
2013-04-09 08:04:14 PM
Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?
 
2013-04-09 08:04:38 PM

Cytokine Storm: Ryker's Peninsula: #1: Can I watch?

#2: Can I bring a camera?


No no what you do is look at your phone at what just happens to be the perfect angle to take a picture then claim you thought you received an e-mail if they notice.....

You can even get video this way.

/not that I know about such things...purely a thought experiment you understand
 
2013-04-09 08:05:03 PM
if you were ever to...dance, how do you decide who leads?  I mean...do you take turns?  Do you discuss it beforehand?  How does that work?
 
2013-04-09 08:05:31 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: #1: Can I watch?


THIS!
 
2013-04-09 08:06:12 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Tegan and Sara?

[img.photobucket.com image 384x288]

/and Susan and the Brig?


Jane Wiedlin was my first crush. Also had a thing for Winona Ryder...ok I still do.
 
2013-04-09 08:06:29 PM

ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?


I have several lesbian friends and they all have wicked senses of humour.

/anecdotal evidence
 
2013-04-09 08:07:10 PM

Cyberluddite: I have one.  I've asked a few lesbian friends this question and they can't figure it out either.  And it's this:

What's the deal with some lesbians (pretty much exclusively chubby, butch ones--never femmes) who wear shorts as their casual apparel of choice all winter when it's cold outside and nobody else is wearing them--especially given that these same lesbians often tend to not wear shorts in the summer when the weather is hot and everyone else wears them?

Have others noticed this?  Or is this just a  local lesbian fashion trend, not seen elsewhere?  I dunno, but the bottom line is that if you see a woman wearing shorts around here in December when everyone else is bundled up in warm clothes, 99.9% of the time they are both (a) fat and (b) a lesbian.  WTF is up with that?  Any TF lesbians wanna take a shot at answering that one?


I've seen this quite a few times in the Vancouver area

Maybe they use the shorts to regulate the extra fat-heat
 
2013-04-09 08:07:20 PM
Is it acceptable to punch a butch lesbian in the face if she started it and puts her hands up like she's Jack Dempsey reborn?
 
2013-04-09 08:07:34 PM
She's missing out. The new Tegan and Sara album is awesome.

/straight male
 
2013-04-09 08:07:51 PM

Cyberluddite: I have one.  I've asked a few lesbian friends this question and they can't figure it out either.  And it's this:

What's the deal with some lesbians (pretty much exclusively chubby, butch ones--never femmes) who wear shorts as their casual apparel of choice all winter when it's cold outside and nobody else is wearing them--especially given that these same lesbians often tend to not wear shorts in the summer when the weather is hot and everyone else wears them?

Have others noticed this?  Or is this just a  local lesbian fashion trend, not seen elsewhere?  I dunno, but the bottom line is that if you see a woman wearing shorts around here in December when everyone else is bundled up in warm clothes, 99.9% of the time they are both (a) fat and (b) a lesbian.  WTF is up with that?  Any TF lesbians wanna take a shot at answering that one?


i went to an outdoor indigo girls concert last summer and yes it was definitely shorts weather, but it was astounding how many women were wearing the exact same pair of khaki shorts. it was like they were in uniform. khaki shorts to the knees or below, button down short sleeve collar shirt. i guess i've never been around that many lesbians in one place and i definitely didn't know that's what's up.
 
2013-04-09 08:08:07 PM

ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?


It goes away lickety split.
 
2013-04-09 08:08:33 PM

Peki: Tellingthem: PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

Yeah it does. I've always found the pixie look attractive.

I shaved my head down to a 3 awhile back, and have been keeping it that way. After the initial shock, the almost universal consensus is that everyone thinks my hair is more "me" this way. It's one of those "I'd never do it, but it looks great on you." Only exceptions are homophobes who think my short hair threatens their masculinity.

/so happy the fiancé doesn't qualify as one of those. He actually enjoys rubbing my head like a good luck charm.


He's just saying that because it's too much time and effort to go find another girl who wants to have sex with him.

/just kidding
//short hair can look great on some women
 
2013-04-09 08:08:47 PM

Biledriver: if you were ever to...dance, how do you decide who leads?  I mean...do you take turns?  Do you discuss it beforehand?  How does that work?


They have an underwear tickle fight beforehand and whoever wins gets to lead.

/fact
 
2013-04-09 08:09:17 PM
That whole article boils down to:

Lesbians, like 100% of other people, think they're more special than they really are.
 
2013-04-09 08:09:31 PM
So what's you opinion on the Schleswig-Holstein issue?
 
2013-04-09 08:10:23 PM
If you're not attracted to men, why do some of you dress, act, and look like them?
 
2013-04-09 08:10:24 PM
This is the week for Angry People Who Are Angry at People Not Like Who Make Them Angry, apparently.

I don't have kids and I'm not a lesbian.  Kill me.
 
2013-04-09 08:10:31 PM

ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?


Because we'd just lose it anyway dealing with men all the time and not having the benefit of wanting to sleep with them to make it worthwhile.
 
2013-04-09 08:10:36 PM

Peki: Tellingthem: PapaChester: To answer the last question, short hair doesn't look good on anyone.

Yeah it does. I've always found the pixie look attractive.

I shaved my head down to a 3 awhile back, and have been keeping it that way. After the initial shock, the almost universal consensus is that everyone thinks my hair is more "me" this way. It's one of those "I'd never do it, but it looks great on you." Only exceptions are homophobes who think my short hair threatens their masculinity.

/so happy the fiancé doesn't qualify as one of those. He actually enjoys rubbing my head like a good luck charm.


My old girlfriend had really short hair and i always dug it. I'd say it was maybe an inch long at most. But we were quite the odd couple. I had long hair and earrings...even painted my nails. She had short hair, no makeup or jewelry. I think I got more strange looks than she ever did. haha
 
2013-04-09 08:11:13 PM
Firstly, there's a lot more to lesbian sex than strap-ons (again, use your imagination. And/or the internet). In fact, many of my people find them ridiculous and unnecessary.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-09 08:11:21 PM

Cyberluddite: I have one.  I've asked a few lesbian friends this question and they can't figure it out either.  And it's this:

What's the deal with some lesbians (pretty much exclusively chubby, butch ones--never femmes) who wear shorts as their casual apparel of choice all winter when it's cold outside and nobody else is wearing them--especially given that these same lesbians often tend to not wear shorts in the summer when the weather is hot and everyone else wears them?

Have others noticed this?  Or is this just a  local lesbian fashion trend, not seen elsewhere?  I dunno, but the bottom line is that if you see a woman wearing shorts around here in December when everyone else is bundled up in warm clothes, 99.9% of the time they are both (a) fat and (b) a lesbian.  WTF is up with that?  Any TF lesbians wanna take a shot at answering that one?


Fat people get hot
 
2013-04-09 08:11:33 PM
One of the very rare experiences I had was back in 1973, the year I graduated high school.  I am from a very small community in SW La.  Total seniors the year I graduated was 19.

We had quite a few lesbians in that school for being such a small school.  Amazingly, even in that day we tended to ignore them without being mean or what ever.

One night I was taking a date out and we stopped by the local bar (drinking age was 18 but we could go to that bar at 17), and the two main lesbian girls were there.  Somehow we all made plans to go to the drive-in together, a double date kind of thing.  I had a 66 Dodge Coronet at the time and they ended up sitting in the back seat while my girlfriend and I were in the front.

I can't remember the movie, but what I do recall is everyone was making out... my girlfriend and I in the front seat, the "girls" in the backseat.  I was very aware of the heavy breathing and the little wet sounds of fingers dipping into the honey wells in the backseat.... I was so farking aroused at the faux orgy that I blew a wad in my pants.  At that age I could usually get a couple off a night.

I will never forget that night.
 
2013-04-09 08:12:17 PM

Peki: ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?

Because we'd just lose it anyway dealing with men all the time and not having the benefit of wanting to sleep with them to make it worthwhile.


Ah, but men deal with broads they want to but can't sleep with all the time, and retain their sense of humor.
 
2013-04-09 08:12:18 PM
My question for a lesbian, and I have asked my lesbian friends and never really gotten a good answer:

Look, I get being attracted to a woman.  Guys are gross.  Women are beautiful and they smell and feel good.  But I see many lesbian couples where one is femme and the other is "butch."  You'll even see lesbian weddings where one wears a dress and the other wears a man-tailored suit.   My question is, if you're attracted to masculinity, why not be with a man?

I'm not trying to be a smart ass here.  And I'm not being judgmental.  I'm just perplexed.
 
2013-04-09 08:13:24 PM
Why do you spell things like 'wymyn' and 'herstory'?
 
2013-04-09 08:13:28 PM

ModernLuddite: Why aren't lesbians allowed to have fun/sense of humor?


You obviously don't know the right lesbians.
 
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