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(Daily Mail)   This is the mugshot of a man who picked a fight with everyone on board his flight   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 61
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2013-04-09 06:19:14 PM
Flight BA2202 arrived at London's Gatwick Airport two hours late as a result of the detour to Orlando
 
I'm not an ITG, but someone makes my flight 2 hrs late I certainly hope his face looks like that.
 
2013-04-09 06:50:34 PM
He's kind of attractive, broken face aside.  But it sounds like he's a real asshole.  Which is good because I like to fark assholes.
 
2013-04-09 07:47:50 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

So, I guess everyone on the flight was right handed?
 
2013-04-09 07:57:39 PM
Flight officials told police that Kelly had consumed had spit on flight attendants and had attempted to fight every passenger within his line of sight.
As officers carried him off the plane, he began wearing at them. He then looked at a female officer and said 'I'm going to kill you.'


Who wrote this???? Who edited this????
 
2013-04-09 08:02:27 PM
how did he drink half a bottle on a plane?  Do they sell bottles of alcohol inside airports?  I never noticed it if they do.  Or maybe they don't care in Mexico?
 
2013-04-09 08:08:59 PM
So there was one other person on the flight?
 
2013-04-09 08:10:28 PM

Walker: Flight officials told police that Kelly had consumed had spit on flight attendants and had attempted to fight every passenger within his line of sight.
As officers carried him off the plane, he began wearing at them. He then looked at a female officer and said 'I'm going to kill you.'

Who wrote this???? Who edited this????


A drunk brit.

Love how they escorted him to the ground a couple times.
 
2013-04-09 08:12:04 PM

oukewldave: how did he drink half a bottle on a plane?  Do they sell bottles of alcohol inside airports?  I never noticed it if they do.  Or maybe they don't care in Mexico?



Duty free shops in the airport coming out of Mexico.
 
2013-04-09 08:13:52 PM
"Have at you!!"
 
2013-04-09 08:14:01 PM
Jeezus people! give the guy a farkin break. He's probably a good guy who made a bad decision and took three vicodans and the drank four, maybe five shots of Grey Goose served by a hottie named Jen.
Stop judging this guy and back off. Go check out another more interesting thread.
 
2013-04-09 08:17:17 PM
vicodin as a sedative?
 
2013-04-09 08:24:02 PM
Is there a new season of Russel Crowes Fighting around the world?
 
2013-04-09 08:24:58 PM

grouser: vicodin as a sedative?


Better yet, an anti-anxiety medication.

I'm pretty sure a retard wrote this trash.
 
2013-04-09 08:25:57 PM

shanrick: give the guy a farkin break. He's probably a good guy who made a bad decision and took three vicodans


www.redmeat.com

I hate you, vicodan.
 
2013-04-09 08:26:01 PM
He is being held on $5,300 bail.

Is that it? Starting shiat on a plane AND fighting with cops? You'd think they'd throw an entire law library at him
 
2013-04-09 08:27:49 PM
So the rejects at the Daily Fail think Vicodin and Valium are the same thing?
 
2013-04-09 08:33:05 PM

Mega Steve: He is being held on $5,300 bail.

Is that it? Starting shiat on a plane AND fighting with cops? You'd think they'd throw an entire law library at him


Well he did end up in Florida so I would say he's being punished more than his crime deserves.
 
2013-04-09 08:36:32 PM
good.jpg
 
2013-04-09 08:38:49 PM

Dee Snarl: "Have at you!!"


"It's just a flesh wound".
 
2013-04-09 08:43:47 PM
Vodka Zombie, have a friend who has a script for vicodin for pain. Also very familiar with MS Contin and oxycodone for pain. Valium I understand for anxiety and also xanax but never heard of vicodon for anti anxiety or sedating. Who's his Doc.?
/ not trying to start a debate..
 
2013-04-09 08:52:39 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Say what you want about his lack of fighting prowess but you have to admit that his hair gel really keeps his hair in place even in a ruckus!
 
2013-04-09 08:53:29 PM

grouser: Vodka Zombie, have a friend who has a script for vicodin for pain. Also very familiar with MS Contin and oxycodone for pain. Valium I understand for anxiety and also xanax but never heard of vicodon for anti anxiety or sedating. Who's his Doc.?
/ not trying to start a debate..


Headline says vicodin but then the actual story says valium three times. Apparently the journalist shared his stash of medication with the proofreader.
 
2013-04-09 08:59:48 PM
got it.
thanks
 
2013-04-09 09:02:46 PM

oukewldave: how did he drink half a bottle on a plane?  Do they sell bottles of alcohol inside airports?  I never noticed it if they do.  Or maybe they don't care in Mexico?


Duty-free stores are all over in the States, and they have alcohol. In the airport in Anchorage, there is a liquor store attached to a microbrew bar, all behind security. I bough a fifth of local vodka there last night and stuck it in my carry-on.
 
2013-04-09 09:05:55 PM
Still better than a crying baby.
 
2013-04-09 09:08:51 PM

CaptSS: grouser: Vodka Zombie, have a friend who has a script for vicodin for pain. Also very familiar with MS Contin and oxycodone for pain. Valium I understand for anxiety and also xanax but never heard of vicodon for anti anxiety or sedating. Who's his Doc.?
/ not trying to start a debate..

Headline says vicodin but then the actual story says valium three times. Apparently the journalist shared his stash of medication with the proofreader.


Neither one mixes well with alcohol.
 
2013-04-09 09:13:12 PM
I wager good money that is a picture of a man who has not learned a goddamn thing.

In years, probably.
 
2013-04-09 09:17:19 PM
Hydrocodone is a downer but not an antidepressant or anxiolytic medication as far as I know. It may make you feel happy but the euphoria isn't like what one gets with oxycodone or straight codeine. In quantity it will make you sleepy though I'd recommend straight hydrocodone (sans APAP) if you're going to dose up to that level. Anyhow, the mug shot was quite amusing. (If they really wanted to settle down for the flight I'd have recommended hydromorphone via IV.)
 
2013-04-09 09:22:22 PM
Police said Kelly, who lists his profession as 'moneybroker,'

Red flag for imminent asshole.
 
2013-04-09 09:23:24 PM
He's Sean Kelly. They do things like this.
 
2013-04-09 09:24:21 PM

jso2897: CaptSS: grouser: Vodka Zombie, have a friend who has a script for vicodin for pain. Also very familiar with MS Contin and oxycodone for pain. Valium I understand for anxiety and also xanax but never heard of vicodon for anti anxiety or sedating. Who's his Doc.?
/ not trying to start a debate..

Headline says vicodin but then the actual story says valium three times. Apparently the journalist shared his stash of medication with the proofreader.

Neither one mixes well with alcohol.


Hmm... Define well?

Methinks the objectives would matter. For example, those combinations work well if your goal is to blackout and wake up in a foreign jail, get hours of uninterrupted sleep, or perfect the art of drooling on yourself. Depending on your timing you may find they even function (in combination especially) quite well for easing your way through a long flight if you're afraid of flying.

In this case I'd say the guys dosage and timing were both off.
 
2013-04-09 09:24:29 PM
Sounds Irish.

/saying that as someone with Irish heritage while sitting in an Irish pub and listening the Irish music.
 
2013-04-09 09:28:23 PM
That looks ......... painful.
 
2013-04-09 09:29:49 PM

miss diminutive: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 419x520]

So, I guess everyone on the flight was right handed?


If I was on this flight he would have a matching eye - I'm left-handed.

// Yeah.. I know.. internet badass... etc.
 
2013-04-09 09:30:04 PM

miss diminutive: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 419x520]

So, I guess everyone on the flight was right handed?


LMAO. Good point.
 
2013-04-09 09:31:03 PM

Vodka Zombie: grouser: vicodin as a sedative?

Better yet, an anti-anxiety medication.

I'm pretty sure a retard wrote this trash.


Later in the article they say he took Valium, and he drank half a 750ml bottle of Stolichnoya. I'd be on my way to happy land not violent. The guy's an asshat.
 
2013-04-09 09:33:10 PM
blogs.popzara.com
 
2013-04-09 09:33:23 PM

miss diminutive: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 419x520]

So, I guess everyone on the flight was right handed?


 very funny Ms D.....
 
2013-04-09 09:38:54 PM

jso2897: CaptSS: grouser: Vodka Zombie, have a friend who has a script for vicodin for pain. Also very familiar with MS Contin and oxycodone for pain. Valium I understand for anxiety and also xanax but never heard of vicodon for anti anxiety or sedating. Who's his Doc.?
/ not trying to start a debate..

Headline says vicodin but then the actual story says valium three times. Apparently the journalist shared his stash of medication with the proofreader.

Neither one mixes well with alcohol.


Yeah. When I've drunk after a dose of Vicodin, it just makes me feel like crap.

Never mixed booze and Valium, though. Don't think I'd want to. Don't think I'd NEED to, actually.
 
2013-04-09 09:44:42 PM
That's gonna leave a mark!
 
2013-04-09 10:08:31 PM
I swear the Daily Mail uses an article-generating program.

[Choose one: Brit/ American/ Lesbian/ Justin Beiber/ Prince Harry]
[Choose one: hates/ loves]
[Choose one: flying/ sex/ public speaking/ the military/ long hair] and had to take
[Choose two: valium/ vagisil/ vicodin/ vodka] for
[Choose one: anxiety/ pain/ vaginal irritation]  and became so
[Choose one: drunk/ horny/ miserable/ happy/ high] that
[Choose one: he/ she] tried to
[Choose one: copulate with/ marry/ leave/ fight] everyone else
[Choose one: on /in]
[Choose one: the plane /the concert hall/ Windsor Castle/ the Suburu].

This one they just got sloppier than normal.
 
2013-04-09 10:09:45 PM
Heh. Just give this moneybroker a huge fine, some jail time so he really has a shiatty criminal record. then send him back home and tell him he will now be onthe "No Fly List" on top of officials in the UK giving him a hard time when he flies.
 
2013-04-09 10:13:58 PM
He's hot. He will heal up well.
 
2013-04-09 10:25:55 PM
Air Travel has become totally shiatty even before 911.  The planes are smaller.  There is not enough room for my small bag under the damned seat.  Somebodies brat is screaming for the whole flight.  They treat you like criminals during the whole experience.  Everybody can't wait to get on the damned phones and tell their ride that they are landing two air ports ahead of where they will be picked up.  People jump up and try to be the first ones off of the plane.  Other people have to get ignorant about their precious electronic devices delaying the flight.

Everybody is uptight.  The last place in the world that I would want to act up is inside one of those flying tin cans.  Each and every last person is looking for a justified reason to give somebody else a beat down.  Look at that flight over Pennsylvania on 911.  They were more concerned with beating the daylights out of the hijackers than they were about dying.  The shoe  and Christmas Eve bombers got worked over pretty good.  If is a douche nozzle looking for a fight, a packed airplane is probably the best place to find one.  They shouldn't be too surprised if more than one person participates in the ass whoopin' of their life.
 
2013-04-09 10:38:05 PM
Meh. He'll get off due to the drug/alcohol interaction defense.
 
2013-04-09 10:45:43 PM

jso2897: CaptSS: grouser: Vodka Zombie, have a friend who has a script for vicodin for pain. Also very familiar with MS Contin and oxycodone for pain. Valium I understand for anxiety and also xanax but never heard of vicodon for anti anxiety or sedating. Who's his Doc.?
/ not trying to start a debate..

Headline says vicodin but then the actual story says valium three times. Apparently the journalist shared his stash of medication with the proofreader.

Neither one mixes well with alcohol.


The hell you say.  Vicoden and whiskey go great to to... ge...  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
2013-04-09 10:50:40 PM
Came in here half expecting a minnkat or Mini Ditka animated shoop of a normal face hit with a frying pan or baseball bat, resulting in this poor sod. Leaving highly amused by miss diminutive and AAlumni.
 
2013-04-09 10:53:19 PM
I am the only one who can spell Vicodin correctly.
 
2013-04-09 11:03:53 PM
Half a bottle of Stoli plus meds, and at altitude? Hell, I'd be in the ER with that cocktail.
 
2013-04-09 11:04:21 PM
Eye see what you did there.
 
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