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(NBC News)   The majesty of orbiting the Moon during the Apollo missions: seeing Earth float in Space, ruminating on our role in the Universe, having your turds float in Zero-G in the capsule and asking Mission Control what to do   (cosmiclog.nbcnews.com) divider line 15
    More: Fail, mission control, Apollo, moons, Gene Cernan, Alan Boyle, Earth, universe, Richard Garriott  
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2013-04-09 07:47:06 PM
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A 500-page-plus transcript of the declassified mission log records tons of routine conversations among the mission's three astronauts: commander Tom Stafford, lunar module pilot Gene Cernan and command module pilot John Young. But six days into the eight-day mission, around page 414, an emergency pops up...


Ground control to Major Tom (10)
Ground control to Major Tom (9)
Clean your bunghole and may God's luck be with you....(7)
For here, am I shiatting in a tin can, far above the Earth.
Planet Earth is blue, and look!  My floating poo....

Though I'm past 100,000 miles
I'm pushing cloth and doing turtleheads
And Apollo 10 smells like shiat
Tell my Gene I can tell he had corn for dinner (he knoooo-ohh-ohh-ows!)

Ground control to Major Tom, there's something wrong
Your shiatter's full!
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
2013-04-09 08:01:25 PM
6 votes:
i218.photobucket.com
2013-04-09 07:56:20 PM
4 votes:
FTFA: "Here's another goddam turd," Cernan says. "What's the matter with you guys?"

/ he owes me a new keyboard
2013-04-09 09:00:23 PM
3 votes:
Close encounters of the turd kind...
2013-04-09 09:00:36 PM
2 votes:

iheartscotch: FTFA: "Here's another goddam turd," Cernan says. "What's the matter with you guys?"

/ he owes me a new keyboard


Here's one. Sorry that it doesn't have all of those modern function keys and what-not.
farm7.staticflickr.com
2013-04-09 07:57:58 PM
2 votes:
That's some funny shiat
2013-04-09 07:49:09 PM
2 votes:
Talk about a floater
2013-04-09 10:10:46 PM
1 votes:
So it' on a subsection of the NBC site called 'Cosmic Log.'  I can't be the only one amused by that.
2013-04-09 09:12:40 PM
1 votes:

Sgygus: DNA test the turds so we know who to blame.


Aha! It turns out that this turd belongs to.... E Coli!
2013-04-09 08:52:14 PM
1 votes:
"Can't you just sense how eager the rest of the universe is for us to show up?"
2013-04-09 08:49:24 PM
1 votes:
collectivelab.typepad.com
2013-04-09 08:40:42 PM
1 votes:
I assume someone would just heel it or give it a little nudge. Let Newton worry about it.
2013-04-09 08:30:56 PM
1 votes:
fc06.deviantart.net
2013-04-09 07:56:57 PM
1 votes:
I, for one, welcome our new fecal overlords.
2013-04-09 07:56:10 PM
1 votes:
This is exactly my point about all the spacenuts who talk about wanting to move the human race into space. Are you kidding? The people down here on Earth can barely prevent shiatting themselves, and you want to put these people in zero g with no atmosphere?

Good luck with that. Humanity isn't going anywhere.
 
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