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(TwinCities.com)   British supermarket chain Asda says it is recalling all corned beef from its budget range after traces of a veterinary drug were found in some batches   (twincities.com ) divider line
    More: Sick, Asda, veterinary drugs, supermarkets, Food Standards Agency, horse meat, mess  
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2188 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Apr 2013 at 8:57 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-09 10:07:38 PM  
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Harry Freakstorm: The Food Standards Agency says "very low levels" of a painkiller called phenylbutazone, known as "bute," were detected in the products.

Does anyone know how to free base corned beef? Can you just inject it in to your eyeballs?


Sure but the most common method is to boil it down until it's concentrated enough to shoot up. Also, the warmer it is in the syringe, the better the effect.

Ask your mom, she knows all about getting the most out of a hot beef injection.
2013-04-09 09:51:15 PM  
2 votes:
sounds like they have 99 problems....

puts on sunglasses

but a batch aint one...

YYYEEEAAAAHHH!!!!
2013-04-09 09:04:03 PM  
2 votes:
So the carne asda is no good then?
2013-04-09 10:04:38 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-09 09:24:39 PM  
1 vote:
And the drug was...bute! The stuff they pump racehorses full of. I would think you could charge more for corned "beef" if you advertised that it included champion thoroughbred meat.
2013-04-09 09:14:40 PM  
1 vote:
This is what happens in a nanny state, I can't get my veterinary pain killers in my beef. If England were a real country, they would let the market work this out.
2013-04-09 09:07:33 PM  
1 vote:
Painkillers. Making English food edible since 2013
2013-04-09 09:05:18 PM  
1 vote:
The Food Standards Agency says "very low levels" of a painkiller called phenylbutazone, known as "bute," were detected in the products.

Does anyone know how to free base corned beef? Can you just inject it in to your eyeballs?
2013-04-09 09:00:59 PM  
1 vote:
So you're a vetren, a combat medic?
 
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