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(Metro)   Giant penis causes closure of world-famous Nurburgring racing track   (metro.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-04-09 11:38:49 PM  
Wait, why was the Ferrari team at Nurburgring?  They're supposed to be in Shanghai.
 
2013-04-09 11:40:44 PM  
i1.wp.com
/Sidebar photo quite appropriate
 
2013-04-09 11:40:48 PM  

andychrist420: Anderson's Pooper: Yeah, I'd blame Clarkson and make him prove his innocence.

Actually, I think it's Captain Slow who hates everything Nurburgring.


Could be Clarkson's still pissed at Sabine for making him look like a massive hammer.

/A tool
//I'm saying Sabine made him look like a giant tool
///Penis
 
2013-04-09 11:43:27 PM  

andychrist420: Anderson's Pooper: Yeah, I'd blame Clarkson and make him prove his innocence.

Actually, I think it's Captain Slow who hates everything Nurburgring.


James just really dislikes how car companies seem obsessed with their car's time on the ring at the expense of making sure the car is comfortable to drive.

/though considering Jeremy's the one who has sat on a gearshift from getting bounced around, he should hold the same theory
 
2013-04-09 11:48:39 PM  

UNC_Samurai: /though considering Jeremy's the one who has sat on a gearshift from getting bounced around, he should hold the same theory


I loved watching that. Biggest laugh I ever had watching Top Gear. What made it funnier is that it wasn't the small gear shift one might find in, say, a saloon or SUV--but a big, long lorry gear shift.
 
2013-04-09 11:49:11 PM  
maram500

Could be Clarkson's still pissed at Sabine

wonderingbrit.files.wordpress.com

   I'm sure he's over it....
 
2013-04-09 11:50:07 PM  
Somebody objected to the pole position?
 
2013-04-09 11:51:39 PM  

maram500: andychrist420: Anderson's Pooper: Yeah, I'd blame Clarkson and make him prove his innocence.

Actually, I think it's Captain Slow who hates everything Nurburgring.

Could be Clarkson's still pissed at Sabine for making him look like a massive hammer.

/A tool
//I'm saying Sabine made him look like a giant tool
///Penis


Possible.  This is very Clarksonesque.  It's the "Danish" part that doesn't fit.  Jeremy would have written "wanker" or "Mexican".  Possibly "Gordon Brown"
 
2013-04-10 12:03:46 AM  
better
nsfw
 
2013-04-10 12:06:53 AM  

andychrist420: maram500: andychrist420: Anderson's Pooper: Yeah, I'd blame Clarkson and make him prove his innocence.

Actually, I think it's Captain Slow who hates everything Nurburgring.

Could be Clarkson's still pissed at Sabine for making him look like a massive hammer.

/A tool
//I'm saying Sabine made him look like a giant tool
///Penis

Possible.  This is very Clarksonesque.  It's the "Danish" part that doesn't fit.  Jeremy would have written "wanker" or "Mexican".  Possibly "Gordon Brown"


I would say that the culprit could be devious, but you're absolutely right--Clarkson is by no means devious. We are, after all, talking about a man who would think a broken nuclear power plant could be mended with a sledgehammer.

/Just watched the episode with the Lancia Stratos
//Pulling into the garage: "Have you got a hammer?"
///The engine was utter rubbish
 
2013-04-10 12:11:04 AM  

vengethis: [i1.wp.com image 300x162]
/Sidebar photo quite appropriate


Is that Phil Jones? Phil Jones sucks.
 
2013-04-10 12:23:11 AM  
Ironic, given the track's usual association with small penises.
 
2013-04-10 12:35:56 AM  

maram500: andychrist420: maram500: andychrist420: Anderson's Pooper: Yeah, I'd blame Clarkson and make him prove his innocence.

Actually, I think it's Captain Slow who hates everything Nurburgring.

Could be Clarkson's still pissed at Sabine for making him look like a massive hammer.

/A tool
//I'm saying Sabine made him look like a giant tool
///Penis

Possible.  This is very Clarksonesque.  It's the "Danish" part that doesn't fit.  Jeremy would have written "wanker" or "Mexican".  Possibly "Gordon Brown"

I would say that the culprit could be devious, but you're absolutely right--Clarkson is by no means devious. We are, after all, talking about a man who would think a broken nuclear power plant could be mended with a sledgehammer.

/Just watched the episode with the Lancia Stratos
//Pulling into the garage: "Have you got a hammer?"
///The engine was utter rubbish


You're right.  There is nothing that can't be mended with a hammer and gaffer tape.  And some structural paint.
 
2013-04-10 12:41:46 AM  
Came for Clarkson, leaving satisfied.

/Wait, that doesn't sound right.
//Love Top Gear, got me through some long nights when Mrs. Wraithmare was on a ventilator in hospital.
///... in the world.
 
2013-04-10 12:46:06 AM  

wraithmare: Came for Clarkson, leaving satisfied.

/Wait, that doesn't sound right.


It's okay, you didn't say which Clarkson.

i.dailymail.co.uk

/she's 18, so no seat over there
 
2013-04-10 12:49:44 AM  
It's nice, but I like the draw bridge penis better.
i.crackedcdn.com
 
2013-04-10 12:54:59 AM  

wraithmare: Came for Clarkson, leaving satisfied.

/Wait, that doesn't sound right.
//Love Top Gear, got me through some long nights when Mrs. Wraithmare was on a ventilator in hospital.
///... in the world.


"We have just entered Jezza. Wait, that doesn't sound right..."
 
2013-04-10 01:21:45 AM  
Some say that he forgot to add public hair to the giant penis.
 
2013-04-10 02:25:50 AM  
I think Nurburgring is German for whargarbl.
 
2013-04-10 04:28:48 AM  
I'm looking forward to hearing the Top Gear guys comment on this.

Also...

i.imgur.com

/Missed it by one
 
2013-04-10 05:50:20 AM  

andychrist420: Anderson's Pooper: Yeah, I'd blame Clarkson and make him prove his innocence.

Actually, I think it's Captain Slow who hates everything Nurburgring.


this

with May's perpetual rants against any/everything that is the Nurburgring, I would suspect him over the hamster or jezzers....
 
2013-04-10 06:17:02 AM  
Oh cock.
 
2013-04-10 07:23:28 AM  
Huh, from the headline, I'd figured someone crashed a Smart Car there.

/Or a 1980's Ford Festiva
 
2013-04-10 08:47:00 AM  
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Shut. Down. Everything.
 
2013-04-10 08:49:04 AM  

blankmangedeux: andychrist420: Anderson's Pooper: Yeah, I'd blame Clarkson and make him prove his innocence.

Actually, I think it's Captain Slow who hates everything Nurburgring.

this

with May's perpetual rants against any/everything that is the Nurburgring, I would suspect him over the hamster or jezzers....


That's a segment on Thursday's Man Lab?

How To....Close the Nurburgring
 
2013-04-10 09:35:08 AM  

Fista-Phobia: [blogs.thenews.com.pk image 430x302]


Speaking of huge dicks in Germany.
 
2013-04-10 10:00:12 AM  

fluffy2097: wraithmare: Came for Clarkson, leaving satisfied.

/Wait, that doesn't sound right.
//Love Top Gear, got me through some long nights when Mrs. Wraithmare was on a ventilator in hospital.
///... in the world.

"We have just entered Jezza. Wait, that doesn't sound right..."


Africa special!
 
2013-04-10 10:44:42 AM  

maram500: Certainly doesn't sound like something Captain Slow would try to pull off. And we all know that Hamster, being a "short, cross bloke" (his own words, mind you), doesn't have the manhood necessary.


Actually, James May has both a distinct (and stated on the show repeatedly) hatred for the Nurburgring and a recent penchant for juvenile sketches of exactly this sort, so Captain Slow was my first suspect :)
 
2013-04-10 11:23:55 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: maram500: Anyway, who cares? The show is just fantastic, but I really wish there were a few more episodes per series. We had, what, five episodes (the Africa special I count as one episode), and now we get to watch reruns until the fall? Makes me sad.

Netflix. 18 seasons. I never, ever get bored.


The music in the Netflix episodes isn't quite right (liscencing issues).
 
2013-04-10 12:22:43 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
Detective Nordberg Race Track?
 
2013-04-10 01:01:41 PM  

Darth Otter: Adolf Oliver Nipples: maram500: Anyway, who cares? The show is just fantastic, but I really wish there were a few more episodes per series. We had, what, five episodes (the Africa special I count as one episode), and now we get to watch reruns until the fall? Makes me sad.

Netflix. 18 seasons. I never, ever get bored.

The music in the Netflix episodes isn't quite right (liscencing issues).


Finalgear.com has all the episodes and the right music! Yay piracy making everything better!
 
2013-04-10 02:25:40 PM  

CtrlAltDestroy: Giant penis causes closure of world-famous Nurburgring racing track

What, did a Porsche driver show up and start some shiat?


More likely a Bimmer driver.
 
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