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(105.9 The Rock)   You will never ever, ever, ever, ever have a better best man speech than this air force pilot did   (1059therock.com) divider line 32
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2013-04-09 06:30:03 PM
"EJECT! EJECT! EJECT!" would have also been acceptable.
 
2013-04-09 06:40:40 PM
Yay! Another crappy radio station video!

Almost makes me wish they were just Ebaums World links.
 
2013-04-09 06:41:32 PM
Air Force? Looks like a Harrier to me.
 
2013-04-09 06:44:54 PM
Yeah, Marine.
 
2013-04-09 06:49:54 PM
You mean my tax dollars were wasted on this shiat? Was this a routine patrol or someone sent to bomb some brown people, because then it would be OK as long as the auto pilot was engaged.
 
2013-04-09 06:51:04 PM
Don't get me wrong: it was an awesome setting. A cool idea. Touching.

But a great *speech*? Not especially. Seemed pretty run-of-the-mill to me.
 
2013-04-09 06:53:02 PM
YOUR RADIO STATION SUCKS.
 
2013-04-09 07:06:34 PM

whistleridge: Don't get me wrong: it was an awesome setting. A cool idea. Touching.

But a great *speech*? Not especially. Seemed pretty run-of-the-mill to me.


This.

FTFA: "According to Brandon, the video 'brought everyone to tears.' "

If they had a laptop at the wedding that suddenly launched Skype with the pilot making a surprise call on his iPhone or something, that would be awesome. This was planned, scripted, and set to music after some basic editing. Perhaps the groom kept it a secret, but tears? Seriously?
 
2013-04-09 07:09:48 PM

ABQGOD: whistleridge: Don't get me wrong: it was an awesome setting. A cool idea. Touching.

But a great *speech*? Not especially. Seemed pretty run-of-the-mill to me.

This.

FTFA: "According to Brandon, the video 'brought everyone to tears.' "

If they had a laptop at the wedding that suddenly launched Skype with the pilot making a surprise call on his iPhone or something, that would be awesome. This was planned, scripted, and set to music after some basic editing. Perhaps the groom kept it a secret, but tears? Seriously?


Skype would not have worked. Not to mention that at that altitude he probably shouldnt take off his mask to be heard. Oh and there is a little bit of farking engine noise and wind to content with. Those fighters are not as quiet as first class on a commercial plane.
Don't even get me started on the whole reason the technology woudnt work correctly.
 
2013-04-09 07:10:57 PM
crap. did i just feed a troll?
 
2013-04-09 07:22:20 PM

rooftop235: crap. did i just feed a troll?


yup
 
2013-04-09 07:33:15 PM

rooftop235: crap. did i just feed a troll?


I didn't really think I was trolling, but I'll admit to not being that impressed. Maybe my cold black heart is too jaded, but people seem to be crying about everything nowadays. I guess I'll just count myself lucky that none of my loved ones are in harm's way and keep my apathy to myself.
 
2013-04-09 07:36:00 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Air Force? Looks like a Harrier to me.


Click Click D'oh: Yeah, Marine.


So much this.

/Did not have patience to watch the whole flip-card thing.  I'm surprised he didn't have to go hit the tanker halfway through.
 
2013-04-09 07:43:54 PM
Really? Really? Is it so hard to just post the YT link.

Lets show a bit of effort folks.
 
2013-04-09 07:46:48 PM
Was he flying that thing, or was someone else flying that thing and he was in the biatch seat?
 
2013-04-09 07:54:48 PM

marius2: Was he flying that thing, or was someone else flying that thing and he was in the biatch seat?


all him. if i remember right there's a stability assist that will help keep it at whatever you set it for. they use it a lot on vertical takeoff/landing.

/wing set on those harriers makes them wobbly and nimble at speed, tho. would be hard to hold that bank without digital assist.
 
2013-04-09 08:05:16 PM

billygeek: You mean my tax dollars were wasted on this shiat?


Yup. But don't worry, the era of humans in warplanes is waning.
 
2013-04-09 08:31:15 PM

buttery_shame_cave: all him. if i remember right there's a stability assist that will help keep it at whatever you set it for. they use it a lot on vertical takeoff/landing.


trim setting, perhaps?
 
2013-04-09 08:35:08 PM
Can we get some drone strikes set to Radiohead?
 
2013-04-09 08:50:43 PM

buttery_shame_cave: marius2: Was he flying that thing, or was someone else flying that thing and he was in the biatch seat?

all him. if i remember right there's a stability assist that will help keep it at whatever you set it for. they use it a lot on vertical takeoff/landing.

/wing set on those harriers makes them wobbly and nimble at speed, tho. would be hard to hold that bank without digital assist.


If I was the Star Fox of his airplanepersongroupy I would fire him or demote him to Slippy status for that then. That's like texting while driving a truck full of explosives and fire.
 
2013-04-09 09:59:18 PM
It would have been cooler if  after he flipped the "go nuts together" he flipped the camera around and strafed a village.
 
2013-04-09 10:05:07 PM
Well that was overrated.  Lame, Subby.
 
2013-04-09 10:19:08 PM
Well I teared up.
 
2013-04-09 10:48:06 PM
Music needed to be louder and more annoying.
 
2013-04-09 10:57:31 PM
Attention whore hot shot pilot best man is attention whore...
 
2013-04-09 11:30:07 PM
hope he had fun killing people, protecting murica etc....

man...i remember when fark used to be cool maaaaaan

what have you become?!?!
 
2013-04-10 12:04:04 AM
More shiat radio station links..  I honestly don't know why I continue to even try to come to this dump. Half the links I don't even click on anymore.. Gawker media, The Sun, Daily Mail, shiat sites w/ Youtube videos.
 
2013-04-10 12:29:49 AM

marius2: Was he flying that thing, or was someone else flying that thing and he was in the biatch seat?


As well as the digital assist the previous guy mentioned, it's also possible to hold bank with rudder pedals.

--Carlos V.
 
2013-04-10 12:45:13 AM
Meh, whatever.  Romance.  Tax bux.

The notable thing of that was the background music sucked balls bad enough to requiring muting; and then, nothing of value was lost.  The story of "everyone in tears" is more believable if it was from the guest's ears bleeding from the schmaltz, not the caramelized sentiment from a very mediocre best-man speech.
 
2013-04-10 07:03:45 AM
I was a best man once. Got so drunk I couldn't remember what to say, so made it up. Apparently it was interesting. Ended up getting knocked out in an alleyway that night after trying to fight back against a guy trying to mug me. farker gave me a solid concussion and a busted nose.

/Was made best man again by another good friend, but they broke up last weekend before I could repeat my mistakes. Thank fark for that.

/csb
 
2013-04-10 07:05:30 AM
I feel the neeeed to film myself doing an INXS video
forgottenflix.com
videos.antville.org
 
2013-04-11 04:03:48 AM
This video is private

/guess it went viral and somebody's job is now on the line
 
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