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(Daily Mail)   Miriam, 49, who sprouted full beard after son's birth says she is looking for love and has never felt sexier   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, bearded lady, hair growth, Holly Willoughby  
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18381 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Apr 2013 at 6:22 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-09 05:46:41 PM  
7 votes:
That's not a very good disguise, Ra's al Ghul.
2013-04-09 07:01:01 PM  
4 votes:
A lot of you guys are really mean.

I think she looks pretty good for a 49-year-old dude.
2013-04-09 06:13:29 PM  
4 votes:
Jeez, yet another greenlighted thread about whether women should be shaved or hairy?  That's the second one today.
2013-04-09 06:32:36 PM  
3 votes:
2013-04-09 06:30:06 PM  
3 votes:
And, the operative word in this thread is:

2013-04-09 06:24:32 PM  
3 votes:

johnsoninca: That's not a very good disguise, Ra's al Ghul.

No, no, she's trying out to be the next regeneration of The Master in Doctor Who

/oddly enough, she pulls off the evil goatee look pretty well.
2013-04-09 06:24:31 PM  
3 votes:
Clicks link..
2013-04-09 06:03:17 PM  
3 votes:
Whatever, subs. Let me just click the link and take a look, here.

2013-04-09 06:44:11 PM  
2 votes:
2013-04-09 06:41:11 PM  
2 votes:
2013-04-09 06:40:25 PM  
2 votes:
Don't wanna click link, don't wanna click link...
*clicks link*
Big headline and lead in... whew!  No pics.
Don't scroll down, don't scroll down...
*scrolls down*
Don't get weird boner, don't get weird boner...
*gets weird boner*

And that's the story of how I came to hate myself.
2013-04-09 06:30:49 PM  
2 votes:
I didn't know Bud Bundy was really a woman.
2013-04-09 06:29:48 PM  
2 votes:
2013-04-09 06:28:36 PM  
2 votes:
Who wants a...
2013-04-09 06:08:42 PM  
2 votes:
2013-04-09 09:37:53 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-09 09:29:58 PM  
1 vote:
Hey hey hey! That's my escape pod! Who are you?
I'm the bearded lady! Who are you? One of the freaks?

Come back you fat bearded biatch!
2013-04-09 09:11:31 PM  
1 vote:
Still more manly than Biber.
2013-04-09 08:06:11 PM  
1 vote:

Gawdzila: Gross.  I don't care if she "feels" sexy, my eyes tell me otherwise.
Obviously she can grow a beard if she wants to, but she should be prepared for her self-perception to crash headfirst into the brick wall of everyone else's perceptions.

FirstNationalBastard: You people must really be freaked out, because no one seems to have taken notice that she seems to have a right big set of tits on her.

So what?  It'd be like looking at giant moobs.
I suppose if the ONLY thing on a woman you're concerned with are the size of her breasts then maybe this matters.

And if all you're concerned about is a little bit of hair in a usually non-feminine place, the goatee matters.

/otherwise, you ain't gonna see it from behind.
2013-04-09 07:32:34 PM  
1 vote:

Ignorant McNugget: James Hetfield has nice boobs.
2013-04-09 07:25:21 PM  
1 vote:
James Hetfield has nice boobs.
2013-04-09 07:25:15 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-09 07:18:45 PM  
1 vote:
More reasons to never have kids.
2013-04-09 07:16:33 PM  
1 vote:

The Flexecutioner: The Stealth Hippopotamus: 49 with a new baby?

The beard isn't her main problem

her new baby popped out 28 years ago.

So, slightly used.
2013-04-09 07:03:52 PM  
1 vote:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Sadly for her, it's not really the facial hair that is causing such disgust

I dunno, without the beard, it seems she would look really good for 49 years old.  You know how some middle-aged guys say the reason they grew a beard is because they think it makes them look younger?  Maybe there really is something to that!
2013-04-09 06:56:11 PM  
1 vote:
What have we learned? Dwarf women do indeed look like their men.
2013-04-09 06:50:22 PM  
1 vote:
You people must really be freaked out, because no one seems to have taken notice that she seems to have a right big set of tits on her.
2013-04-09 06:38:55 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: farkingismybusiness: Who wants a...
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So, what, would a mustache ride from her involve salad tossing?
Still would.
2013-04-09 06:38:49 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-09 06:38:12 PM  
1 vote:

Alphakronik: Fark no.

Quantum Apostrophe: Neine danke, Herr Fraulein.
2013-04-09 06:32:26 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-09 06:32:10 PM  
1 vote:
Sexier? Obviously she has never looked into a Mirror, Mirror.
2013-04-09 06:28:06 PM  
1 vote:
Reminds me of a joke about a recent parolee with only $5 and a southern country whorehouse.
2013-04-09 06:26:14 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-09 06:25:56 PM  
1 vote:
why? why did i click on the link!  damn you subby.
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