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(Daily Mail)   Miriam, 49, who sprouted full beard after son's birth says she is looking for love and has never felt sexier   ( divider line
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18385 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Apr 2013 at 6:22 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-09 06:30:06 PM  
4 votes:
And, the operative word in this thread is:

2013-04-09 06:50:22 PM  
2 votes:
You people must really be freaked out, because no one seems to have taken notice that she seems to have a right big set of tits on her.
2013-04-09 06:24:32 PM  
2 votes:

johnsoninca: That's not a very good disguise, Ra's al Ghul.

No, no, she's trying out to be the next regeneration of The Master in Doctor Who

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/oddly enough, she pulls off the evil goatee look pretty well.
2013-04-09 08:32:46 PM  
1 vote:
Not as bad as I expected. I was thinking some British chick with horrific teeth, pasty skin, AND a beard.

If she'd just go get some lazor hair removal, she'd be par-for-the-course when it came to 49-year-old German broads.
2013-04-09 08:11:39 PM  
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2013-04-09 07:54:04 PM  
1 vote:
Gross.  I don't care if she "feels" sexy, my eyes tell me otherwise.
Obviously she can grow a beard if she wants to, but she should be prepared for her self-perception to crash headfirst into the brick wall of everyone else's perceptions.

FirstNationalBastard: You people must really be freaked out, because no one seems to have taken notice that she seems to have a right big set of tits on her.

So what?  It'd be like looking at giant moobs.
I suppose if the ONLY thing on a woman you're concerned with are the size of her breasts then maybe this matters.
2013-04-09 07:25:15 PM  
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2013-04-09 06:53:44 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: You people must really be freaked out, because no one seems to have taken notice that she seems to have a right big set of tits on her.

I'm gonna puke
2013-04-09 06:48:32 PM  
1 vote:
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Old news is old.

... ok, seriously, I want to say "good for her, it's her body".  But if I were her husband, it'd be the beard or me.  She looks like a lazy transvestite and that's a path you can't expect a spouse to automatically be okay with.
2013-04-09 06:44:11 PM  
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2013-04-09 06:42:43 PM  
1 vote:
There's some aging hippie woman who ran for mayor around here a couple of years ago, on kind of a wacky (yet inoffensive) platform, one of the primary planks of which was that people in the city should be allowed to keep chickens so they could have fresh home-grown eggs.  (In fact, within the last year, the city charter was actually changed to allow it, so wacky as she was, maybe she was ahead of her time.)  Given that she was running against a well-funded and well-known candidate who, though also an idiot, happens to be a former NBA all-star, she obviously didn't stand a chance.

Anyway, I happened to meet this woman face-to-face once (when she was handing out literature at the local farmers market), and the first thing I or anybody else noticed about her is that she had a full-on beard.  Not just a little peach fuzz that needed waxing, but an honest-to-god goatee.  Here's a pic of her that I just found with a GIS, which helpfully includes a close-up of her chin:

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The bearded lady's name?  Well, appropriately enough, her name is Muriel Strand.
2013-04-09 06:38:55 PM  
1 vote:

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So, what, would a mustache ride from her involve salad tossing?

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Still would.
2013-04-09 06:33:06 PM  
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2013-04-09 06:32:36 PM  
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2013-04-09 06:32:10 PM  
1 vote:
Sexier? Obviously she has never looked into a Mirror, Mirror.
2013-04-09 06:26:14 PM  
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2013-04-09 06:13:29 PM  
1 vote:
Jeez, yet another greenlighted thread about whether women should be shaved or hairy?  That's the second one today.
2013-04-09 05:46:41 PM  
1 vote:
That's not a very good disguise, Ra's al Ghul.
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