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(Daily Mail)   Miriam, 49, who sprouted full beard after son's birth says she is looking for love and has never felt sexier   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 122
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2013-04-09 05:46:41 PM
That's not a very good disguise, Ra's al Ghul.
 
2013-04-09 06:03:17 PM
Whatever, subs. Let me just click the link and take a look, here.

*click*

www.giantkillersquid.com
 
2013-04-09 06:08:42 PM
allthingsd.com
 
2013-04-09 06:13:29 PM
Jeez, yet another greenlighted thread about whether women should be shaved or hairy?  That's the second one today.
 
2013-04-09 06:24:31 PM
Clicks link..
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-09 06:24:32 PM

johnsoninca: That's not a very good disguise, Ra's al Ghul.


No, no, she's trying out to be the next regeneration of The Master in Doctor Who

bandbent.files.wordpress.com

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

i.dailymail.co.uk

/oddly enough, she pulls off the evil goatee look pretty well.
 
2013-04-09 06:25:40 PM
Fark no.
 
2013-04-09 06:25:45 PM
Neine danke, Herr Fraulein.
 
2013-04-09 06:25:56 PM
bobgroves.com
why? why did i click on the link!  damn you subby.
 
2013-04-09 06:26:14 PM
thatsamanbaby.jpg
 
2013-04-09 06:27:16 PM
fark off Harvey Keitel and stop wearing dresses on TV.
 
2013-04-09 06:28:06 PM
Reminds me of a joke about a recent parolee with only $5 and a southern country whorehouse.
 
2013-04-09 06:28:36 PM
Who wants a...
 tvmedia.ign.com
 
2013-04-09 06:29:48 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-09 06:30:03 PM

Cyberluddite: Jeez, yet another greenlighted thread about whether women should be shaved or hairy?  That's the second one today.


She should definitely be shaved. Full Brazilian.
 
2013-04-09 06:30:06 PM
And, the operative word in this thread is:

Flaccid
 
2013-04-09 06:30:08 PM

farkingismybusiness: Who wants a...
 [tvmedia.ign.com image 460x345]


So, what, would a mustache ride from her involve salad tossing?
 
2013-04-09 06:30:32 PM
For the love of everything just and right in this universe, why the hell did I just click that!
AHHH!
And thank you FirstNationalBastard for making everyone else suffer along with me!
 
2013-04-09 06:30:49 PM
I didn't know Bud Bundy was really a woman.
 
2013-04-09 06:31:04 PM
You people should be ashamed of yourselves. This woman has a medical condition, just like having one kid too many and having the rest fall out of your vagina, or being 'tarded.


HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT HER!

*subtle snicker*
 
2013-04-09 06:31:07 PM

LordOfThePings: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 429x691]


That man has a look that says "Yeah, her beard tickles my balls. You take what you can get in this cold, cold world."
 
2013-04-09 06:31:12 PM
I bet that would freaking TICKLE!
 
2013-04-09 06:31:20 PM
Why does her beard have cheeks?
 
2013-04-09 06:32:10 PM
Sexier? Obviously she has never looked into a Mirror, Mirror.
 
2013-04-09 06:32:26 PM
Qapla
 
2013-04-09 06:32:36 PM
ninjamonkey.us
 
2013-04-09 06:32:37 PM
It's not even a good beard, I wonder if she does Movember.

/someone alert Blackadder, St Leonards Day will have its entertainment
 
2013-04-09 06:32:44 PM
Is she having a laugh?
 
2013-04-09 06:32:56 PM
I'm surprised the headline didn't mention her being smoking hot. Also her kids are going to have a rough time growing up with the bearded lady.
 
2013-04-09 06:33:05 PM
Well it is a well known rule that there can be no more than 1 mustache in any couple (strait or gay)
 
2013-04-09 06:33:06 PM
alltheragefaces.com
 
2013-04-09 06:33:47 PM
I've got it! I know where I've seen her...
Ming the Merciless!
 
2013-04-09 06:34:15 PM
www.newsrealblog.com
 
2013-04-09 06:34:22 PM
www.usmagazine.com

/the highlight of my ruddy day is when the whistle blows
 
2013-04-09 06:36:12 PM
Listen, I appreciate that you feel sexy and that you're proud of who you are... but no, just no.
 
2013-04-09 06:37:49 PM
Lo Pan had a son?
 
2013-04-09 06:38:12 PM

Alphakronik: Fark no.


Quantum Apostrophe: Neine danke, Herr Fraulein.


farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-09 06:38:23 PM
That is the definition of nasty, but people calling for her to be shot? Really?
 
2013-04-09 06:38:49 PM
i141.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-09 06:38:55 PM

FirstNationalBastard: farkingismybusiness: Who wants a...
 [tvmedia.ign.com image 460x345]

So, what, would a mustache ride from her involve salad tossing?

mimg.ugo.com
Still would.
 
2013-04-09 06:40:25 PM
Don't wanna click link, don't wanna click link...
*clicks link*
Big headline and lead in... whew!  No pics.
Don't scroll down, don't scroll down...
*scrolls down*
Oh.
Don't get weird boner, don't get weird boner...
*gets weird boner*

And that's the story of how I came to hate myself.
 
2013-04-09 06:41:11 PM
static.hypable.com
 
2013-04-09 06:42:43 PM
There's some aging hippie woman who ran for mayor around here a couple of years ago, on kind of a wacky (yet inoffensive) platform, one of the primary planks of which was that people in the city should be allowed to keep chickens so they could have fresh home-grown eggs.  (In fact, within the last year, the city charter was actually changed to allow it, so wacky as she was, maybe she was ahead of her time.)  Given that she was running against a well-funded and well-known candidate who, though also an idiot, happens to be a former NBA all-star, she obviously didn't stand a chance.

Anyway, I happened to meet this woman face-to-face once (when she was handing out literature at the local farmers market), and the first thing I or anybody else noticed about her is that she had a full-on beard.  Not just a little peach fuzz that needed waxing, but an honest-to-god goatee.  Here's a pic of her that I just found with a GIS, which helpfully includes a close-up of her chin:

i7.photobucket.com

The bearded lady's name?  Well, appropriately enough, her name is Muriel Strand.
 
2013-04-09 06:43:11 PM
Kneel before Zoddette
 
2013-04-09 06:44:07 PM
that is not a full beard subby.
that is a douchebag goatee.
 
2013-04-09 06:44:11 PM
i215.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-09 06:45:28 PM
Sadly for her, it's not really the facial hair that is causing such disgust
 
2013-04-09 06:46:10 PM
Well, if she turned her head sideways, and was giving you a beej, it would be just like hitting a cootie.

/just saying, and no..not even a beej.
 
2013-04-09 06:48:32 PM
www.funkydineva.com

Old news is old.

... ok, seriously, I want to say "good for her, it's her body".  But if I were her husband, it'd be the beard or me.  She looks like a lazy transvestite and that's a path you can't expect a spouse to automatically be okay with.
 
2013-04-09 06:50:22 PM
You people must really be freaked out, because no one seems to have taken notice that she seems to have a right big set of tits on her.
 
2013-04-09 06:52:32 PM
That drag queen needs to tell the T.  That is a man in a dress, don't make me read you.  The library is closed.  Is that Mac lipstick?
 
2013-04-09 06:53:14 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: [www.usmagazine.com image 290x356]

/the highlight of my ruddy day is when the whistle blows


I doooon't get it.

/I do.
 
2013-04-09 06:53:44 PM

FirstNationalBastard: You people must really be freaked out, because no one seems to have taken notice that she seems to have a right big set of tits on her.


I'm gonna puke
 
2013-04-09 06:54:12 PM
In a world full of hair-removing products & devices why did she let it get that extreme?
 
2013-04-09 06:56:11 PM
What have we learned? Dwarf women do indeed look like their men.
 
2013-04-09 07:01:01 PM
A lot of you guys are really mean.

I think she looks pretty good for a 49-year-old dude.
 
2013-04-09 07:03:52 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Sadly for her, it's not really the facial hair that is causing such disgust


I dunno, without the beard, it seems she would look really good for 49 years old.  You know how some middle-aged guys say the reason they grew a beard is because they think it makes them look younger?  Maybe there really is something to that!
 
2013-04-09 07:09:19 PM
It's really no different than kissing a bearded dragon.
 
2013-04-09 07:09:42 PM
49 with a new baby?

The beard isn't her main problem
 
2013-04-09 07:11:50 PM

Cyberluddite: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Sadly for her, it's not really the facial hair that is causing such disgust

I dunno, without the beard, it seems she would look really good for 49 years old.  You know how some middle-aged guys say the reason they grew a beard is because they think it makes them look younger?  Maybe there really is something to that!


Yeah she might look ok for a 49 yo without the beard.
 
2013-04-09 07:11:55 PM
Ohh, hormones, you so crazy...
 
2013-04-09 07:13:38 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: FirstNationalBastard: You people must really be freaked out, because no one seems to have taken notice that she seems to have a right big set of tits on her.

I'm gonna puke


myfriendscallmewhiskers.files.wordpress.com

seriously the beard just ruins the whole scenery.
 
2013-04-09 07:15:28 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: 49 with a new baby?

The beard isn't her main problem


her new baby popped out 28 years ago.
 
2013-04-09 07:16:33 PM

The Flexecutioner: The Stealth Hippopotamus: 49 with a new baby?

The beard isn't her main problem

her new baby popped out 28 years ago.


So, slightly used.
 
2013-04-09 07:18:45 PM
More reasons to never have kids.
 
2013-04-09 07:20:57 PM
A co-worker of mine a couple years ago had the opposite problem. Married, absolutely gorgeous, gets pregnant, has the kid, BAM: alopecia totalis. Nearly two years later and she's still completely bald, but her wigs have gotten better.
 
2013-04-09 07:21:00 PM
She has a lovely voice.

So is no one else at least slightly interested in what this bearded lady circus is all about?
 
2013-04-09 07:22:38 PM

Heamer: A co-worker of mine a couple years ago had the opposite problem. Married, absolutely gorgeous, gets pregnant, has the kid, BAM: alopecia totalis. Nearly two years later and she's still completely bald, but her wigs have gotten better.


including...down there?
 
2013-04-09 07:23:22 PM

Heamer: A co-worker of mine a couple years ago had the opposite problem. Married, absolutely gorgeous, gets pregnant, has the kid, BAM: alopecia totalis. Nearly two years later and she's still completely bald, but her wigs have gotten better.


As I said in the Hooters thread this morning... Bald chicks can be hot.
 
2013-04-09 07:25:15 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-09 07:25:21 PM
James Hetfield has nice boobs.
 
2013-04-09 07:27:29 PM

SultanofSchwing: including...down there?


You should probably look up alopecia totalis.

FirstNationalBastard: As I said in the Hooters thread this morning... Bald chicks can be hot.


She's still beautiful, just bald.
 
2013-04-09 07:29:28 PM

Heamer: SultanofSchwing: including...down there?

You should probably look up alopecia totalis.


Too lazy, I know what alopecia is, totalis sounds like "everywhere."  If it's just the head ok fine?
 
2013-04-09 07:31:16 PM
honestly, lose a lot of weight and she might be hittable for a 49yo.  that "full" beard is pretty discouraging but i could get past it if she lost about 50 lbs.

well, maybe not.  she's a carnie.  you cant trust carnies.
 
2013-04-09 07:32:34 PM

Ignorant McNugget: James Hetfield has nice boobs.


i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-09 07:32:48 PM
tig ole bitties

i liek hers, i cannot lie.  i can get past the beard.  call me.
 
2013-04-09 07:33:05 PM

Glendale: [ninjamonkey.us image 444x278]


Oh mama mia
mama mia
mama mia let me go
 
2013-04-09 07:42:54 PM
Nope.
 
2013-04-09 07:47:14 PM
A full beard is not a douche goatee!
 
2013-04-09 07:47:33 PM

Heamer: A co-worker of mine a couple years ago had the opposite problem. Married, absolutely gorgeous, gets pregnant, has the kid, BAM: alopecia totalis. Nearly two years later and she's still completely bald, but her wigs have gotten better.


Id be ok with nailing a bald chick. Especially if she liked to change hair colors occasionally.
 
2013-04-09 07:54:04 PM
Gross.  I don't care if she "feels" sexy, my eyes tell me otherwise.
Obviously she can grow a beard if she wants to, but she should be prepared for her self-perception to crash headfirst into the brick wall of everyone else's perceptions.


FirstNationalBastard: You people must really be freaked out, because no one seems to have taken notice that she seems to have a right big set of tits on her.


So what?  It'd be like looking at giant moobs.
I suppose if the ONLY thing on a woman you're concerned with are the size of her breasts then maybe this matters.
 
2013-04-09 08:00:45 PM
Her beard is dark, her sin light.... she could go for laser traetments and they'd probably thin te beard with the zaps.
 
2013-04-09 08:06:11 PM

Gawdzila: Gross.  I don't care if she "feels" sexy, my eyes tell me otherwise.
Obviously she can grow a beard if she wants to, but she should be prepared for her self-perception to crash headfirst into the brick wall of everyone else's perceptions.


FirstNationalBastard: You people must really be freaked out, because no one seems to have taken notice that she seems to have a right big set of tits on her.

So what?  It'd be like looking at giant moobs.
I suppose if the ONLY thing on a woman you're concerned with are the size of her breasts then maybe this matters.


And if all you're concerned about is a little bit of hair in a usually non-feminine place, the goatee matters.

/otherwise, you ain't gonna see it from behind.
 
2013-04-09 08:11:39 PM
img.ehowcdn.com
 
2013-04-09 08:14:02 PM
Attention whore
 
2013-04-09 08:29:26 PM

FirstNationalBastard: And if all you're concerned about is a little bit of hair in a usually non-feminine place, the goatee matters.

/otherwise, you ain't gonna see it from behind.


I guess some people will stick it in anything.  The rest of us have standards.

/Strict "no mopeds" policy
 
2013-04-09 08:30:50 PM

Gawdzila: FirstNationalBastard: And if all you're concerned about is a little bit of hair in a usually non-feminine place, the goatee matters.

/otherwise, you ain't gonna see it from behind.

I guess some people will stick it in anything.  The rest of us have standards.

/Strict "no mopeds" policy


As someone once said in a Fark thread many moons ago, "Standards are for people with options".
 
2013-04-09 08:32:46 PM
Not as bad as I expected. I was thinking some British chick with horrific teeth, pasty skin, AND a beard.

If she'd just go get some lazor hair removal, she'd be par-for-the-course when it came to 49-year-old German broads.
 
2013-04-09 08:34:03 PM
I only wish my beard would grow in that well. The weird curly hairs growing at random places and random times are not what I was looking forward too. I would love to rock a beard...even a mustache would be fun to try.
 
2013-04-09 08:37:23 PM
Closing in on 100 posts and no Tom Cruise beard joke?
I am disappoint.
/nope, don't have one
//yes, would probably hit that as I have little to no shame
 
2013-04-09 08:38:13 PM
alluringlore.files.wordpress.com
Welcome to Sherwood!
 
2013-04-09 08:41:36 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Heamer: A co-worker of mine a couple years ago had the opposite problem. Married, absolutely gorgeous, gets pregnant, has the kid, BAM: alopecia totalis. Nearly two years later and she's still completely bald, but her wigs have gotten better.

As I said in the Hooters thread this morning... Bald chicks can be hot.


A few years back, I was living in Chicago. One afternoon, I was on my way to meet some friends and I see this gorgeous bald girl, all punked out, headed my direction. I, also bald and decked out in similar garb, couldn't help but smile as we approached each other, and as she passed me, she flashed me the sexiest smile I've ever seen. To this day I regret not turning and chatting her up.
 
2013-04-09 08:53:08 PM

Heamer: A co-worker of mine a couple years ago had the opposite problem. Married, absolutely gorgeous, gets pregnant, has the kid, BAM: alopecia totalis. Nearly two years later and she's still completely bald, but her wigs have gotten better.


This is why I only date women who have already crapped out a kid or three. No surprise beards/aloputia for this guy.
 
2013-04-09 09:11:31 PM
Still more manly than Biber.

m4.wayin.us
 
2013-04-09 09:24:15 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-09 09:27:20 PM

LadySusan: The weird curly hairs growing at random places and random times are not what I was looking forward to


Are you a teenage boy? Because that's what puberty does.
 
2013-04-09 09:27:54 PM
Honestly, that looks very unappealing.
 
2013-04-09 09:29:58 PM
Hey hey hey! That's my escape pod! Who are you?


content8.flixster.com
I'm the bearded lady! Who are you? One of the freaks?

Come back you fat bearded biatch!
 
2013-04-09 09:37:53 PM
i47.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-09 09:52:00 PM
I had a landlady recently that I was kinda into. Cool, hardworking, groovy body. The kinda woman I could get into. Then, she takes a break from everything and relaxes for a couple of weeks. Next I saw her, she had a sparse, but somewhat bristly looking 'stash and tuft-like beard thing goin' on. Yeah, not afraid to say I'd still hit it.
 
2013-04-09 09:53:26 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Is she having a laugh?


newsimg.bbc.co.uk
Would you rather be a penguin, or a flying fish?

/obscure?
 
2013-04-09 09:55:41 PM
Brian Urlacher wants his shoulders back
 
2013-04-09 09:57:22 PM
It's a dude wearing makeup.
 
2013-04-09 10:16:38 PM
Lord Flashheart approves.
 
2013-04-09 10:25:22 PM
Wow.
God bless her, someday, hopefully soon. Because that was a bad joke, dude.

Beyond that... more power to her! She's making Lemonade!
 
2013-04-09 10:31:41 PM
Subby forgot to lead with "Smoking hot British woman...."
 
2013-04-09 11:12:09 PM
oyster.ignimgs.com
Nope.
 
2013-04-10 12:20:01 AM
The Daily Fail is bad at photoshopping.
 
2013-04-10 12:45:03 AM

WillyChase: I'm surprised the headline didn't mention her being smoking hot. Also her kids are going to have a rough time growing up with the bearded lady.


You know it's bad when a Daily Mail/female article doesn't even TRY the smokin' hot gambit
 
2013-04-10 12:55:23 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-04-10 01:33:36 AM
Wow!  She is starting to look like Grizzly Adams!
 
2013-04-10 04:47:39 AM
This is definitely the darkest timeline.
 
2013-04-10 09:16:38 AM
www.stormbringer.net
 
2013-04-10 10:15:45 AM

Biledriver: [alluringlore.files.wordpress.com image 250x370]
Welcome to Sherwood!



Likes what you're thinking.  I would be in that like Flynn to be sure.  Her juggs are more than enough to seal the deal for me.

A woman with giant szabos and a NICE vandyke if its biologically female on the outside I'd LOVE to party with her.
 
2013-04-10 02:59:39 PM
Too scratchy
 
2013-04-10 04:59:13 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-10 05:16:21 PM
abcnews.go.com

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-10 09:04:56 PM
Am I the only man here on fark manly enough to admit that it's sort of arousing? The entire notion of Drag Kings is predicated on women with facial hair.

I'm not saying she's hot. I'm saying that I'd like to see the rest of her body before I pass judgement.
 
2013-04-10 10:56:07 PM
Uhhh... that's a man, baby?
 
2013-04-11 10:13:03 AM

Farking Lurker: A woman with giant szabos and a NICE vandyke if its biologically female on the outside I'd LOVE to party with her.


i like your style.

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Am I the only man here on fark manly enough to admit that it's sort of arousing? The entire notion of Drag Kings is predicated on women with facial hair.

I'm not saying she's hot. I'm saying that I'd like to see the rest of her body before I pass judgement.


and yours, too.
 
2013-04-11 10:25:32 AM

thisiszombocom: tig ole bitties

i liek hers, i cannot lie.  i can get past the beard.  call me.


oh, what the hell. i like your style, too.
 
2013-04-11 10:26:21 AM

FirstNationalBastard: You people must really be freaked out, because no one seems to have taken notice that she seems to have a right big set of tits on her.


was thinking this as well.
 
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