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2013-04-09 06:45:39 PM
The number of older women that have a strong attraction/fascination with Aiken is a little frightening.  They're almost like a cult.
 
2013-04-09 06:46:55 PM

UNC_Samurai: The number of older women that have a strong attraction/fascination with Aiken is a little frightening.  They're almost like a cult.


Yes. The cult members calls themselves "Claymates". I actually work with one. She's in her late 50's. Sad.
 
2013-04-09 07:19:43 PM
Always wondered what happened to the Spiner-femmes...

i.ytimg.com
 
2013-04-09 07:34:25 PM
A life.

Get one.
 
2013-04-09 07:52:36 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: Always wondered what happened to the Spiner-femmes...

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


I'd totes dress up as Data and show her how fully functional I am.
 
2013-04-09 08:39:33 PM
The furor around here (Raleigh) was unbearable for a while, but seems to have been replaced by Scotty Mania.
 
2013-04-09 08:39:45 PM

UNC_Samurai: The number of older women that have a strong attraction/fascination with Aiken is a little frightening.  They're almost like a cult.


Like Liberace fans?
 
2013-04-09 09:56:48 PM

Drunk Astronaut: The furor around here (Raleigh) was unbearable for a while, but seems to have been replaced by Scotty Mania.


WRAL has blocked my emails, I think, possibly because they got tired of me sending them angry reminders that there has been more important news over the last 24 months than what Scotty had for breakfast.

/I'm sure it was a Bojangles biscuit
 
2013-04-10 12:14:24 AM
We have an advice tag now?
 
2013-04-10 12:35:12 AM
Wow is this person barking up the wrong farking tree.

It honestly amazes me how delusional some fans can be. I see it a LOT with Norman Reedus's fans. He tweets something and the barrage of  NORMAN FARK ME!!!!! tweets is just unreal. I find it incredibly sad that woman debase themselves with this farkery. Like he's going to drop everything, fly to where you are, and have a go at you. I'm sure he's got better things to do.

Then we have the delusional girls who think they can "turn" gay men or just choose to ignore the fact that they are in fact gay. I told a girl once that Jeremy Renner is gay and she flat out refused to believe it. Yes his "friend" and "business partner" that he's lived with for a decade is just a friend. My hiney. Same goes for this Clay guy. People knew he flew a rainbow flag when he was on AI & all his fan girls refused to believe it. It's seriously sad that these woman are that delusional.
 
2013-04-10 12:47:24 AM

nimawai: Yes his "friend" and "business partner" that he's lived with for a decade is just a friend. My hiney.


I'm sure he's friends with the hiney; that's how it works, right?
 
2013-04-10 01:08:06 AM

nimawai: Wow is this person barking up the wrong farking tree.

It honestly amazes me how delusional some fans can be. I see it a LOT with Norman Reedus's fans. He tweets something and the barrage of  NORMAN FARK ME!!!!! tweets is just unreal. I find it incredibly sad that woman debase themselves with this farkery. Like he's going to drop everything, fly to where you are, and have a go at you. I'm sure he's got better things to do.

Then we have the delusional girls who think they can "turn" gay men or just choose to ignore the fact that they are in fact gay. I told a girl once that Jeremy Renner is gay and she flat out refused to believe it. Yes his "friend" and "business partner" that he's lived with for a decade is just a friend. My hiney. Same goes for this Clay guy. People knew he flew a rainbow flag when he was on AI & all his fan girls refused to believe it. It's seriously sad that these woman are that delusional.


He has a 2 yr old son... so maybe they think there is hopw.
 
2013-04-10 02:05:46 AM

nimawai: Wow is this person barking up the wrong farking tree.

It honestly amazes me how delusional some fans can be. I see it a LOT with Norman Reedus's fans. He tweets something and the barrage of  NORMAN FARK ME!!!!! tweets is just unreal. I find it incredibly sad that woman debase themselves with this farkery. Like he's going to drop everything, fly to where you are, and have a go at you. I'm sure he's got better things to do.

Then we have the delusional girls who think they can "turn" gay men or just choose to ignore the fact that they are in fact gay. I told a girl once that Jeremy Renner is gay and she flat out refused to believe it. Yes his "friend" and "business partner" that he's lived with for a decade is just a friend. My hiney. Same goes for this Clay guy. People knew he flew a rainbow flag when he was on AI & all his fan girls refused to believe it. It's seriously sad that these woman are that delusional.


I really don't get how people still believe that Jeremy Renner is straight. He's been living with a "friend" for years past the struggling actor stage, keeps claiming he doesn't have time to have a girlfriend, then suddenly along comes an "oops" baby from a "girlfriend" that nobody knew he had? At this point closeted Clay Aiken was more believable than Renner is now.

Of course, knowing what we know now, I'm fairly certain that Lindsay Lohan and Raven Simone were together back when nobody could figure out why the two of them would be roommates, so it's not like cluelessness only applies to fangirls and male celebrities.
 
2013-04-10 02:16:48 AM

strangeguitar: UNC_Samurai: The number of older women that have a strong attraction/fascination with Aiken is a little frightening.  They're almost like a cult.

Yes. The cult members calls themselves "Claymates". I actually work with one. She's in her late 50's. Sad.


My great aunt went on a rant about gays one year and them revealed to us that clay was her "hero, for chasing his dream and not letting others keep him from being who he wanted"

This was before he came out. She got mad when I said I thought he was gay. I don't know if she ever found out.
 
2013-04-10 02:23:24 AM
Oh, forgot to add, these women think they can "turn" a guy for the same reasons a straight guy is convinced he can turn a lesbian. Lots of delusion combined with the idea that they're so awesome that the person will be overcome by their charms and forget everything else.

I will say it was quite the ego boost when I dressed up like the Angelina Jolie version of Lara Croft for Halloween last year and ended up getting hit on by a very drunk gay guy I know who apparently could be turned by Angelina Jolie or someone who through beer goggles looks kind of like Angelina. I have zero desire whatsoever to sleep with any guy but knowing that I probably could have turned that dude for the night made me feel super powerful.
 
2013-04-10 05:33:08 AM

rynthetyn: Oh, forgot to add, these women think they can "turn" a guy for the same reasons a straight guy is convinced he can turn a lesbian. Lots of delusion combined with the idea that they're so awesome that the person will be overcome by their charms and forget everything else.

I will say it was quite the ego boost when I dressed up like the Angelina Jolie version of Lara Croft for Halloween last year and ended up getting hit on by a very drunk gay guy I know who apparently could be turned by Angelina Jolie or someone who through beer goggles looks kind of like Angelina. I have zero desire whatsoever to sleep with any guy but knowing that I probably could have turned that dude for the night made me feel super powerful.


Most gay guys (including me) would go straight for Angelina. She has a masculine vibe, yet still retains her feminine charms. It's a very delicate balance achieved by so few people.

BTW - Jodie Foster is also on my list. If you're reading this Jodie, call me. I swear i'll call you afterwards and promise not to shoot any political figures, either.
 
2013-04-10 07:56:46 AM

rynthetyn: Raven Simone


Wait, what?
 
2013-04-10 08:59:48 AM

trippycrazy12: rynthetyn: Raven Simone

Wait, what?


That's So Lesbian.
 
2013-04-10 09:16:25 AM

trippycrazy12: rynthetyn: Raven Simone

Wait, what?


Yeah, there are more than a few rumors about her and she hasn't really denied, just said she keeps her relationships private. There were a lot of stories about her and ANTM constant AzMarie, which she didn't deny so much as say she wasn't talking about it.
 
2013-04-10 10:38:17 AM

rynthetyn: nimawai: Wow is this person barking up the wrong farking tree.

It honestly amazes me how delusional some fans can be. I see it a LOT with Norman Reedus's fans. He tweets something and the barrage of  NORMAN FARK ME!!!!! tweets is just unreal. I find it incredibly sad that woman debase themselves with this farkery. Like he's going to drop everything, fly to where you are, and have a go at you. I'm sure he's got better things to do.

Then we have the delusional girls who think they can "turn" gay men or just choose to ignore the fact that they are in fact gay. I told a girl once that Jeremy Renner is gay and she flat out refused to believe it. Yes his "friend" and "business partner" that he's lived with for a decade is just a friend. My hiney. Same goes for this Clay guy. People knew he flew a rainbow flag when he was on AI & all his fan girls refused to believe it. It's seriously sad that these woman are that delusional.

I really don't get how people still believe that Jeremy Renner is straight. He's been living with a "friend" for years past the struggling actor stage, keeps claiming he doesn't have time to have a girlfriend, then suddenly along comes an "oops" baby from a "girlfriend" that nobody knew he had? At this point closeted Clay Aiken was more believable than Renner is now.

Of course, knowing what we know now, I'm fairly certain that Lindsay Lohan and Raven Simone were together back when nobody could figure out why the two of them would be roommates, so it's not like cluelessness only applies to fangirls and male celebrities.


I'm sure there were lots of male fans that were absolutely crushed that two attractive and successful female celebrities might enjoy some Sapphic sexytimes.  Tens of them, even.
 
2013-04-10 04:54:24 PM
Maybe he's not gay, maybe he's just in love with another man that he is also sexually attracted to, and with whom he enjoys conjugal relations. Ain't nothing gay about that.
 
2013-04-10 08:06:39 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: rynthetyn: Oh, forgot to add, these women think they can "turn" a guy for the same reasons a straight guy is convinced he can turn a lesbian. Lots of delusion combined with the idea that they're so awesome that the person will be overcome by their charms and forget everything else.

I will say it was quite the ego boost when I dressed up like the Angelina Jolie version of Lara Croft for Halloween last year and ended up getting hit on by a very drunk gay guy I know who apparently could be turned by Angelina Jolie or someone who through beer goggles looks kind of like Angelina. I have zero desire whatsoever to sleep with any guy but knowing that I probably could have turned that dude for the night made me feel super powerful.

Most gay guys (including me) would go straight for Angelina. She has a masculine vibe, yet still retains her feminine charms. It's a very delicate balance achieved by so few people.

BTW - Jodie Foster is also on my list. If you're reading this Jodie, call me. I swear i'll call you afterwards and promise not to shoot any political figures, either.


All I know is that dressing up like Angelina with the Tomb Raider getup of hot pants, thigh holsters and boots got me way more male attention than even wearing nothing but leggings, over-the-knee boots and an oversize hockey sweater gets me at hockey games. What can I say, I'm a terrible tease.
 
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