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(The Sun)   When the porn makes you feel like inserting an eel ... that's a moray   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 25
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2013-04-09 11:34:45 PM
5 votes:
So was his hovercraft already full or what?
2013-04-09 11:59:32 PM
4 votes:
Sometimes you eel up your butt.

1.bp.blogspot.com

Sometimes you don't.
2013-04-10 12:14:19 AM
3 votes:
Release, the Kraken!

I'm trying, I'm trying!
2013-04-09 11:57:51 PM
3 votes:

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: So was his hovercraft already full or what?


His hovercraft was full of dildos. The eel was a change of pace.
2013-04-09 02:38:21 PM
3 votes:
img.pandawhale.com

well done subby

/+1
2013-04-10 12:30:08 AM
2 votes:
Removing an eel from a man's swollen rear, that's logistics
2013-04-10 12:22:05 AM
2 votes:
You all may think this is funny, but it's more common than you'd think-it actually happened to my cousin, and he almost died in the ER.

Luckily, he's from my mom's side of the family (pike congers) and they can hold their breath something fierce.
2013-04-09 11:42:39 PM
2 votes:
WHY DO WE NEED A REPEAT??!??!? WHY WHY WHY

And why do I need to know exactly how long the "Asian swamp eel" was anyway? Does it matter after the first 13 inches?

OK, maybe I should rephrase that last part.
2013-04-09 11:39:43 PM
2 votes:
The Sun wasn't there.
2013-04-09 11:30:58 PM
2 votes:
Eelmiwinks
2013-04-11 07:16:40 AM
1 votes:
There is likely to be trouble, however, when the eel hits the anus
2013-04-10 05:15:00 AM
1 votes:
Was the eel named Lemmiwinks?
2013-04-10 03:09:44 AM
1 votes:
When you're hit by a jug in a South Auckland pub, that's a Maori
2013-04-10 12:57:58 AM
1 votes:
He shouldn't have stopped in the Florin Sea.
2013-04-10 12:54:01 AM
1 votes:

sendtodave: hardinparamedic: She drew a LOT of testicle porn back in the day.

Porn with testicles isn't so odd.


www.teeshirtsoup.com

Uh, how you say... octopus... testicles.
2013-04-10 12:15:04 AM
1 votes:
This could have made a good ballsack conundrum type thread if said guy was a Farker.
2013-04-10 12:08:36 AM
1 votes:

The Snow Dog: In his "stomach"?

No. No it isn't. What, is the person responsible for captions 8 years old? Might as well just say "tummy", moron.


Did you think, for even a moment, that the eel had really slithered all the way through 25+ feet of bowel and intestine to his stomach, or did you naturally assume the writer meant "abdomen"?  The latter, of course.  Do you not realize that "stomach" and "belly" and "tummy" are all words generally used to mean abdomen?  Of course, you did.  So, that just means you're being a pedantic dick-sneeze.  Uh-oh, dicks don't sneeze!  Found your next post!
2013-04-09 11:56:08 PM
1 votes:
I've got eels, they're multiplyin'.
2013-04-09 11:47:01 PM
1 votes:
I laughed. I cried. I fapped. Would +1 again.
2013-04-09 11:45:41 PM
1 votes:
Justice has been served.  This may be the best headline I've ever read on Fark.  Subby, you have my vote for HOTY, and Best Headline of the History of Fark.   I don't know how it can get any better than this.
2013-04-09 11:45:18 PM
1 votes:
Destined to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology....
2013-04-09 11:44:45 PM
1 votes:
Nothing will ever defeat the subtle majesty and beauty of Butt Lightyear.

www.geekologie.com

Truly representative of America right there.

Or, we could go for the brave, brave Buttchugger.

i.qkme.me
2013-04-09 11:39:29 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: preformed the bizarre act after seeing it done in a kinky blue movie.

I've watched a helluva a lot of porn and I've never seen that preformed before. I mean, I've seen an octopus...


It's a testament to my perversion that I'm pretty damn sure I know what video it is.
2013-04-09 11:36:13 PM
1 votes:
In other news, eel skeletons look like sperm made of bones.
2013-04-09 11:34:58 PM
1 votes:
Just end the Headline of the Year contest now.
 
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