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		When the porn makes you feel like inserting an eel ... that's a moray (thesun.co.uk)		24
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Smirky the Wonder Chimp		2013-04-09 11:34:45 PM

5 votes:

So was his hovercraft already full or what?

LordOfThePings		2013-04-09 11:59:32 PM

4 votes:

Sometimes you eel up your butt.

1.bp.blogspot.com

Sometimes you don't.

Wittenberg Dropout		2013-04-10 12:14:19 AM

3 votes:

Release, the Kraken!

I'm trying, I'm trying!

Fuggin Bizzy		2013-04-09 11:57:51 PM

3 votes:

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: So was his hovercraft already full or what?

His hovercraft was full of dildos. The eel was a change of pace.

encyclopediaplushuman		2013-04-09 02:38:21 PM

3 votes:

well done subby

/+1

mantabulous		2013-04-10 12:30:08 AM

2 votes:

Removing an eel from a man's swollen rear, that's logistics

MorePeasPlease		2013-04-10 12:22:05 AM

2 votes:

You all may think this is funny, but it's more common than you'd think-it actually happened to my cousin, and he almost died in the ER.

Luckily, he's from my mom's side of the family (pike congers) and they can hold their breath something fierce.

Gyrfalcon		2013-04-09 11:42:39 PM

2 votes:

WHY DO WE NEED A REPEAT??!??!? WHY WHY WHY

And why do I need to know exactly how long the "Asian swamp eel" was anyway? Does it matter after the first 13 inches?

OK, maybe I should rephrase that last part.

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel		2013-04-09 11:39:43 PM

2 votes:

The Sun wasn't there.

Disappearing Hitchhiker		2013-04-09 11:30:58 PM

2 votes:

Eelmiwinks

The Southern Dandy		2013-04-10 05:15:00 AM

1 votes:

Was the eel named Lemmiwinks?

Victoly		2013-04-10 03:09:44 AM

1 votes:

When you're hit by a jug in a South Auckland pub, that's a Maori

Fano		2013-04-10 12:57:58 AM

1 votes:

He shouldn't have stopped in the Florin Sea.

Victoly		2013-04-10 12:54:01 AM

1 votes:

sendtodave: hardinparamedic: She drew a LOT of testicle porn back in the day.

Porn with testicles isn't so odd.

www.teeshirtsoup.com

Uh, how you say... octopus... testicles.

Oldiron_79		2013-04-10 12:15:04 AM

1 votes:

This could have made a good ballsack conundrum type thread if said guy was a Farker.

Aquapope		2013-04-10 12:08:36 AM

1 votes:

The Snow Dog: In his "stomach"?

No. No it isn't. What, is the person responsible for captions 8 years old? Might as well just say "tummy", moron.

Did you think, for even a moment, that the eel had really slithered all the way through 25+ feet of bowel and intestine to his stomach, or did you naturally assume the writer meant "abdomen"? The latter, of course. Do you not realize that "stomach" and "belly" and "tummy" are all words generally used to mean abdomen? Of course, you did. So, that just means you're being a pedantic dick-sneeze. Uh-oh, dicks don't sneeze! Found your next post!

AAlumni		2013-04-09 11:56:08 PM

1 votes:

I've got eels, they're multiplyin'.

shifty lookin bleeder		2013-04-09 11:47:01 PM

1 votes:

I laughed. I cried. I fapped. Would +1 again.

utsagrad123		2013-04-09 11:45:41 PM

1 votes:

Justice has been served. This may be the best headline I've ever read on Fark. Subby, you have my vote for HOTY, and Best Headline of the History of Fark. I don't know how it can get any better than this.

Martstar		2013-04-09 11:45:18 PM

1 votes:

Destined to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology....

hardinparamedic		2013-04-09 11:44:45 PM

1 votes:

Nothing will ever defeat the subtle majesty and beauty of Butt Lightyear.

www.geekologie.com

Truly representative of America right there.

Or, we could go for the brave, brave Buttchugger.

i.qkme.me

magneticmushroom		2013-04-09 11:39:29 PM

1 votes:

fusillade762: preformed the bizarre act after seeing it done in a kinky blue movie.

I've watched a helluva a lot of porn and I've never seen that preformed before. I mean, I've seen an octopus...

It's a testament to my perversion that I'm pretty damn sure I know what video it is.

cgraves67		2013-04-09 11:36:13 PM

1 votes:

In other news, eel skeletons look like sperm made of bones.

Ray Vaughn		2013-04-09 11:34:58 PM

1 votes:

Just end the Headline of the Year contest now.

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