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(The Sun)   When the porn makes you feel like inserting an eel ... that's a moray   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 22
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2013-04-09 02:38:21 PM  
5 votes:
img.pandawhale.com

well done subby

/+1
2013-04-10 03:09:24 AM  
4 votes:

DanZero: Not exactly original/HOTY material here, folks


And yet of your examples, only one tried and succeeded to get the meter right, and it was nowhere near as funny.

What you've just done is proven how great a job Subby did where so many others have dismally failed, Captain Sour Grapes.
2013-04-09 11:44:25 PM  
3 votes:

r1niceboy: That's the best headline I've ever seen. It beats the bear/heart one. Truly genius!


Yep, not like that that joke has ever been made before...
'When an eel's up your butt
and it feasts on your guts
That's a Moray'
http://www.fark.com/comments/5259392/60067414/Well-all-die-someday-b #c 60067414
2013-04-09 11:37:58 PM  
3 votes:
It's a repeat but it is MAGNIFICENT.
2013-04-09 02:55:34 PM  
3 votes:
How in the HELL did this get redlit?
2013-04-10 02:59:22 AM  
2 votes:
2013-04-09 11:40:56 PM  
2 votes:
Headline of the year material...seriously
2013-04-09 11:35:52 PM  
2 votes:
That's the best headline I've ever seen. It beats the bear/heart one. Truly genius!
2013-04-09 11:32:06 PM  
2 votes:
HOTY material right there.
2013-04-10 11:14:45 AM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: thepeterd: r1niceboy: That's the best headline I've ever seen. It beats the bear/heart one. Truly genius!

Yep, not like that that joke has ever been made before...
'When an eel's up your butt
and it feasts on your guts
That's a Moray'
http://www.fark.com/comments/5259392/60067414/Well-all-die-someday-b #c 60067414

Yea, I remembered that from the other thread too. Unless gas giant submitted it, I'm not very impressed.


"That's a moray" is a well-established trope. But this one got both the meter AND the rhyme perfect. That, combined with the subject matter, puts it over the top.
2013-04-10 03:48:39 AM  
1 votes:
DanZero:
Not exactly original/HOTY material here, folks

Someone is mad they didn't submit this with a funnier headline.
2013-04-10 01:18:02 AM  
1 votes:
2013-04-10 12:54:01 AM  
1 votes:

sendtodave: hardinparamedic: She drew a LOT of testicle porn back in the day.

Porn with testicles isn't so odd.


www.teeshirtsoup.com

Uh, how you say... octopus... testicles.
2013-04-10 12:38:33 AM  
1 votes:
U.S. v. Gigliemi, 819 F.2d 451 (4th Cir. 1987).
2013-04-09 11:59:32 PM  
1 votes:
Sometimes you eel up your butt.

1.bp.blogspot.com

Sometimes you don't.
2013-04-09 11:56:07 PM  
1 votes:
One in a million headline, subby. One in a million...
2013-04-09 11:45:41 PM  
1 votes:
Justice has been served.  This may be the best headline I've ever read on Fark.  Subby, you have my vote for HOTY, and Best Headline of the History of Fark.   I don't know how it can get any better than this.
2013-04-09 11:45:18 PM  
1 votes:
Destined to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology....
2013-04-09 11:39:29 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: preformed the bizarre act after seeing it done in a kinky blue movie.

I've watched a helluva a lot of porn and I've never seen that preformed before. I mean, I've seen an octopus...


It's a testament to my perversion that I'm pretty damn sure I know what video it is.
2013-04-09 11:36:13 PM  
1 votes:
In other news, eel skeletons look like sperm made of bones.
2013-04-09 11:34:58 PM  
1 votes:
Just end the Headline of the Year contest now.
2013-04-09 05:45:59 PM  
1 votes:
This deserves a green.
 
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