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		When the porn makes you feel like inserting an eel ... that's a moray (thesun.co.uk)		122
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TimeCubeFan		2013-04-10 03:34:05 AM

God I haven't laughed so hard at a headline in months! Thank you subby. Awesomely done with such skill and finesse.

Almost Everybody Poops		2013-04-10 03:35:53 AM

O.O

+1

Gyrfalcon		2013-04-10 03:43:15 AM

DanZero: The world's coral reefs have herpes. That's a moray

♫ When you go for a swim and something bites your limb, that's a moray ♪

Lost wedding ring found in massive aquarium tank. Returned more than three months after it was lost. That's a moray

A raptorial maw with a pharyngeal jaw; that's a moray

Apparently, when a fisherman loses his virginity to a ray, it's sodomy. When he loses it to an eel, that's a moray

When the teeth hit your flesh, and you're bleeding to death, that's a moray

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Not exactly original/HOTY material here, folks

There's no such thing as an original idea, Capt. Buzzkill.

hardinparamedic		2013-04-10 03:48:39 AM

DanZero:
Not exactly original/HOTY material here, folks

Someone is mad they didn't submit this with a funnier headline.

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel		2013-04-10 04:02:56 AM

When the head's on the beach, with a nose you can't reach, that's a Mo'ai.

The Southern Dandy		2013-04-10 05:15:00 AM

Was the eel named Lemmiwinks?

Mad Mark		2013-04-10 07:23:33 AM

I remember a buddy of mine had an old VHS porn movie that looked like it was dubbed off an old 8 mm film a hundred times over that had a some guys holding a gal down & trying to stuff a squirming eel in a girls snatch. Lots of other interesting bits in that film if I recall.

serial_crusher		2013-04-10 08:02:03 AM

I'm just shocked to learn that there's a repeat tag

stuhayes2010		2013-04-10 08:20:07 AM

I look at CTs all day long and I can assure you that the picture is BS. There is no way an eel would travel from your anus to the stomach.

todwin		2013-04-10 08:25:07 AM

One of the BEST headlines ever!!

ItchyBrother		2013-04-10 08:46:19 AM

So the safest way to do this is insert the eel tail first?

(One can glean a number of useful life skills from Fark, yes?)

// Gummy Worms seem safer

XyzzyBob		2013-04-10 09:23:38 AM

stuhayes2010: I look at CTs all day long and I can assure you that the picture is BS. There is no way an eel would travel from your anus to the stomach.

the eel isn't IN the stomach... if anything, I'd say the thing managed to wriggle enough to push the large intestine out of position. This would be somewhat verified by the shadows in the background part of the image.

Mind you, I'm not convinced it's a real image, but the eel definitely isn't in the stomach.

phlatulence		2013-04-10 09:50:19 AM

Well done subby +1

namegoeshere		2013-04-10 09:53:31 AM

Yes, Smitty* that is indeed a most excellent headline.

*_{feelin' the Old School love this morning.}

Marquis de Sod		2013-04-10 10:53:59 AM

Did his nipples explode with delight?

jfarkinB		2013-04-10 11:14:45 AM

scottydoesntknow: thepeterd: r1niceboy: That's the best headline I've ever seen. It beats the bear/heart one. Truly genius!

Yep, not like that that joke has ever been made before...
'When an eel's up your butt
and it feasts on your guts
That's a Moray'
http://www.fark.com/comments/5259392/60067414/Well-all-die-someday-b #c 60067414

Yea, I remembered that from the other thread too. Unless gas giant submitted it, I'm not very impressed.

"That's a moray" is a well-established trope. But this one got both the meter AND the rhyme perfect. That, combined with the subject matter, puts it over the top.

giftedmadness		2013-04-10 11:32:41 AM

Wait, I thought Dan savage said its a myth that gay men put live animals up their rectums.....he seemed like such an honest man and would be very unbiased on the topic.

serial_crusher		2013-04-10 12:02:12 PM

giftedmadness: Wait, I thought Dan savage said its a myth that gay men put live animals up their rectums.....he seemed like such an honest man and would be very unbiased on the topic.

Do we know whether it was a male or female eel?

Vlad_the_Inaner		2013-04-10 01:03:24 PM

So I'm guessing the guy was of typical Japanese desires in general, and otaku tastes in particular

/nttiawwt

Valiente		2013-04-10 04:45:58 PM

cgraves67: In other news, eel skeletons look like sperm made of bones.

Just like Subby's mom?

/oblig.

brap		2013-04-10 07:49:32 PM

The Amore game is something me and my friend Rachel would play for hours. Reminds me of this thread from way back...

http://www.fark.com/comments/914601/Articulated-finger-armor

DammitIForgotMyLogin		2013-04-11 07:16:40 AM

There is likely to be trouble, however, when the eel hits the anus

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