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(The Sun)   When the porn makes you feel like inserting an eel ... that's a moray   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-04-10 03:34:05 AM  
God I haven't laughed so hard at a headline in months! Thank you subby. Awesomely done with such skill and finesse.
 
2013-04-10 03:35:53 AM  
O.O

+1
 
2013-04-10 03:43:15 AM  

DanZero: The world's coral reefs have herpes. That's a moray

♫ When you go for a swim and something bites your limb, that's a moray ♪

Lost wedding ring found in massive aquarium tank. Returned more than three months after it was lost. That's a moray

A raptorial maw with a pharyngeal jaw; that's a moray

Apparently, when a fisherman loses his virginity to a ray, it's sodomy. When he loses it to an eel, that's a moray

When the teeth hit your flesh, and you're bleeding to death, that's a moray

[i.qkme.me image 609x411]

Not exactly original/HOTY material here, folks


There's no such thing as an original idea, Capt. Buzzkill.
 
2013-04-10 03:48:39 AM  
DanZero:
Not exactly original/HOTY material here, folks

Someone is mad they didn't submit this with a funnier headline.
 
2013-04-10 04:02:56 AM  
When the head's on the beach, with a nose you can't reach, that's a Mo'ai.
 
2013-04-10 05:15:00 AM  
Was the eel named Lemmiwinks?
 
2013-04-10 07:23:33 AM  
I remember a buddy of mine had an old VHS porn movie that looked like it was dubbed off an old 8 mm film a hundred times over that had a some guys holding a gal down & trying to stuff a squirming eel in a girls snatch. Lots of other interesting bits in that film if I recall.
 
2013-04-10 08:02:03 AM  
I'm just shocked to learn that there's a repeat tag
 
2013-04-10 08:20:07 AM  
I look at CTs all day long and I can assure you that the picture is BS.  There is no way an eel would travel from your anus to the stomach.
 
2013-04-10 08:25:07 AM  
One of the BEST headlines ever!!
 
2013-04-10 08:46:19 AM  
So the safest way to do this is insert the eel tail first?

(One can glean a number of useful life skills from Fark, yes?)

// Gummy Worms seem safer
 
2013-04-10 09:23:38 AM  

stuhayes2010: I look at CTs all day long and I can assure you that the picture is BS.  There is no way an eel would travel from your anus to the stomach.


the eel isn't IN the stomach... if anything, I'd say the thing managed to wriggle enough to push the large intestine out of position.  This would be somewhat verified by the shadows in the background part of the image.

Mind you, I'm not convinced it's a real image, but the eel definitely isn't in the stomach.
 
2013-04-10 09:50:19 AM  
Well done subby +1
 
2013-04-10 09:53:31 AM  
Yes, Smitty* that is indeed a most excellent headline.

*feelin' the Old School love this morning.
 
2013-04-10 10:53:59 AM  
Did his nipples explode with delight?
 
2013-04-10 11:14:45 AM  

scottydoesntknow: thepeterd: r1niceboy: That's the best headline I've ever seen. It beats the bear/heart one. Truly genius!

Yep, not like that that joke has ever been made before...
'When an eel's up your butt
and it feasts on your guts
That's a Moray'
http://www.fark.com/comments/5259392/60067414/Well-all-die-someday-b #c 60067414

Yea, I remembered that from the other thread too. Unless gas giant submitted it, I'm not very impressed.


"That's a moray" is a well-established trope. But this one got both the meter AND the rhyme perfect. That, combined with the subject matter, puts it over the top.
 
2013-04-10 11:32:41 AM  
Wait, I thought Dan savage said its a myth that gay men put live animals up their rectums.....he seemed like such an honest man and would be very unbiased on the topic.
 
2013-04-10 12:02:12 PM  

giftedmadness: Wait, I thought Dan savage said its a myth that gay men put live animals up their rectums.....he seemed like such an honest man and would be very unbiased on the topic.


Do we know whether it was a male or female eel?
 
2013-04-10 01:03:24 PM  
i.imgur.com

So I'm guessing the guy was of typical Japanese desires in general, and otaku tastes in particular

/nttiawwt
 
2013-04-10 04:45:58 PM  

cgraves67: In other news, eel skeletons look like sperm made of bones.


Just like Subby's mom?

/oblig.
 
2013-04-10 07:49:32 PM  
The Amore game is something me and my friend Rachel would play for hours.  Reminds me of this thread from way back...

http://www.fark.com/comments/914601/Articulated-finger-armor
 
2013-04-11 07:16:40 AM  
There is likely to be trouble, however, when the eel hits the anus
 
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