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(The Sun)   When the porn makes you feel like inserting an eel ... that's a moray   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-04-10 12:08:22 AM  

scottydoesntknow: thepeterd: r1niceboy: That's the best headline I've ever seen. It beats the bear/heart one. Truly genius!

Yep, not like that that joke has ever been made before...
'When an eel's up your butt
and it feasts on your guts
That's a Moray'
http://www.fark.com/comments/5259392/60067414/Well-all-die-someday-b #c 60067414

Yea, I remembered that from the other thread too. Unless gas giant submitted it, I'm not very impressed.


yup.  harvested joke from repeat.
 
2013-04-10 12:08:36 AM  

The Snow Dog: In his "stomach"?

No. No it isn't. What, is the person responsible for captions 8 years old? Might as well just say "tummy", moron.


Did you think, for even a moment, that the eel had really slithered all the way through 25+ feet of bowel and intestine to his stomach, or did you naturally assume the writer meant "abdomen"?  The latter, of course.  Do you not realize that "stomach" and "belly" and "tummy" are all words generally used to mean abdomen?  Of course, you did.  So, that just means you're being a pedantic dick-sneeze.  Uh-oh, dicks don't sneeze!  Found your next post!
 
2013-04-10 12:09:25 AM  
Tuesday nights are always a good time for puns. Well done subby..
I didn't see it the first time around so a repeat is OK with me.
 
2013-04-10 12:10:18 AM  
Well if we're going to allow  mondegreens
 
2013-04-10 12:10:32 AM  

Aquapope: The Snow Dog: In his "stomach"?

No. No it isn't. What, is the person responsible for captions 8 years old? Might as well just say "tummy", moron.

Did you think, for even a moment, that the eel had really slithered all the way through 25+ feet of bowel and intestine to his stomach, or did you naturally assume the writer meant "abdomen"?  The latter, of course.  Do you not realize that "stomach" and "belly" and "tummy" are all words generally used to mean abdomen?  Of course, you did.  So, that just means you're being a pedantic dick-sneeze.  Uh-oh, dicks don't sneeze!  Found your next post!


Your mom makes dicks sneeze.

/grabs a tissue
 
2013-04-10 12:11:15 AM  
SuperNinjaToad:
WTF kinda porn do you watch?

link?


I've only seen them inserted into vaginas, but I'm not surprised if there's anal clips out there.
Asia is a continent full of mysteries.
 
2013-04-10 12:12:00 AM  
Oh, well played Subby, well played. First repeat I have ever seen that [bearsrepeating.jpg].
 
2013-04-10 12:13:42 AM  

MemeSlave: Your mom makes dicks sneeze.


His name is Ron, not Dick, and he's allergic to her cats.  Or.. do you mean... DOH!  Well, yeah, but that was in high school...and once last year.
 
2013-04-10 12:13:44 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Oldiron_79: Fano: How ghastly.

In all fairness Ive never heard Ghastly[TF] mention anything about eels in the anus.

Give him time.


Sounds like something Ghastly would be into.

She drew a LOT of testicle porn back in the day.
 
2013-04-10 12:14:19 AM  
Release, the Kraken!

I'm trying, I'm trying!
 
2013-04-10 12:15:04 AM  
This could have made a good ballsack conundrum type thread if said guy was a Farker.
 
2013-04-10 12:20:19 AM  
If down there it's an eel you feel, that was a moray

If it takes a snip to to clear it, that was surgery
 
2013-04-10 12:22:05 AM  
You all may think this is funny, but it's more common than you'd think-it actually happened to my cousin, and he almost died in the ER.

Luckily, he's from my mom's side of the family (pike congers) and they can hold their breath something fierce.
 
2013-04-10 12:24:30 AM  
Early hoty candidate.

Bravo subby.
 
2013-04-10 12:26:46 AM  
fusillade762: I mean, I've seen an octopus...

So you're saying that "Octopussy" isn't just a James Bond flick?
 
2013-04-10 12:27:56 AM  

hardinparamedic: She drew a LOT of testicle porn back in the day.


Porn with testicles isn't so odd.
 
2013-04-10 12:30:08 AM  
Removing an eel from a man's swollen rear, that's logistics
 
2013-04-10 12:33:14 AM  
It might be gross, but thats one tough as nails SOB. To put an eel in your ass AND drive yourself to the hospital without dying from shock/internal bleeding is mighty impressive.
 
2013-04-10 12:37:17 AM  
+1 subby, I LOL'd and Deano would applaud too.

/That x-ray is freakin' scary
 
2013-04-10 12:37:29 AM  
A+++ Headline. Will read again.  :-)

/Thanks subby, that was beautiful.
 
2013-04-10 12:38:33 AM  
U.S. v. Gigliemi, 819 F.2d 451 (4th Cir. 1987).
 
2013-04-10 12:48:13 AM  

magneticmushroom: fusillade762: preformed the bizarre act after seeing it done in a kinky blue movie.

I've watched a helluva a lot of porn and I've never seen that preformed before. I mean, I've seen an octopus...

It's a testament to my perversion that I'm pretty damn sure I know what video it is.


lol. Yes I know that video too.
 
2013-04-10 12:48:56 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk
upload.wikimedia.org

/Someone watched too much SG1...
//It doesn't go in the butt
///Jaffa Nooooo!
 
2013-04-10 12:54:01 AM  

sendtodave: hardinparamedic: She drew a LOT of testicle porn back in the day.

Porn with testicles isn't so odd.


www.teeshirtsoup.com

Uh, how you say... octopus... testicles.
 
2013-04-10 12:57:58 AM  
He shouldn't have stopped in the Florin Sea.
 
2013-04-10 01:02:05 AM  

sendtodave: hardinparamedic: She drew a LOT of testicle porn back in the day.

Porn with testicles isn't so odd.


Should have been tenticles that posted
 
2013-04-10 01:02:31 AM  
okey I found this wierd... He is in China and they are going to charge him with Animal Cruelty? The cook live fish and serve them when they are still alive and this is cruel?

?????
 
2013-04-10 01:03:08 AM  
MBOODA's version in the original thread made me laugh out loud. This one seems like a repeat ripoff.
 
2013-04-10 01:04:55 AM  
FINALLY. This is the first truly Headline of the Year material.

Not even ashamed to say I am jealous. Great job subby.
 
2013-04-10 01:06:26 AM  

hardinparamedic: sendtodave: hardinparamedic: She drew a LOT of testicle porn back in the day.

Porn with testicles isn't so odd.

Should have been tenticles that posted


Tenticles posting testicles?

Madness.
 
2013-04-10 01:07:36 AM  

r1niceboy: That's the best headline I've ever seen. It beats the bear/heart one. Truly genius!


I'm not sure anything can beat that headline but this is indeed in the same league.
 
2013-04-10 01:08:40 AM  
Bravo, subby.  Bravo.
 
2013-04-10 01:11:10 AM  
Bravo subby, you magnificent bastard.
 
2013-04-10 01:15:41 AM  
Meh. I've seen better.

/just kidding
//i've NEVER seen better.
///have an extra slashie, on me
 
2013-04-10 01:18:02 AM  
 
2013-04-10 01:20:23 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk

s3.media.squarespace.com

Sounds legit.
 
2013-04-10 01:23:22 AM  

Uzzah: U.S. v. Gigliemi, 819 F.2d 451 (4th Cir. 1987).


Man, I would have loved to had to do discovery on that case....

HATED, I mean I would have hated it.
 
2013-04-10 01:26:22 AM  
INCONCEIVABLE!
 
2013-04-10 01:33:01 AM  
Elements of the past and the future coming together to form something not quite as good as either.
 
2013-04-10 02:18:24 AM  
A hardcore guy would have used a baby alligator....
 
2013-04-10 02:20:30 AM  
Awesome headline! Brilliant!
 
2013-04-10 02:45:29 AM  

Uzzah: U.S. v. Gigliemi, 819 F.2d 451 (4th Cir. 1987).


Oh, that's rich. Charged with transporting obscene material. Defense: "It's not porn, because it doesn't appeal to the prurient interest. ...

...because it's too disgusting."

The court seemed a little too interested in describing the details:

"the man and younger woman ... touch busy tongues together"
"the boar looks eagerly after her"
"When done, the boar falls off to one side in apparent exhaustion or relaxation"

/Dear Penthouse Letters...
 
2013-04-10 02:45:59 AM  

Ray Vaughn: Just end the Headline of the Year contest now.

 
2013-04-10 02:48:16 AM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

Well done subby.
 
2013-04-10 02:59:22 AM  
 
2013-04-10 03:09:24 AM  

DanZero: Not exactly original/HOTY material here, folks


And yet of your examples, only one tried and succeeded to get the meter right, and it was nowhere near as funny.

What you've just done is proven how great a job Subby did where so many others have dismally failed, Captain Sour Grapes.
 
2013-04-10 03:09:44 AM  
When you're hit by a jug in a South Auckland pub, that's a Maori
 
2013-04-10 03:14:53 AM  

sendtodave: hardinparamedic: sendtodave: hardinparamedic: She drew a LOT of testicle porn back in the day.

Porn with testicles isn't so odd.

Should have been tenticles that posted

Tenticles posting testicles?

Madness.


Madness?

This is SPARTA!!!!
 
2013-04-10 03:19:24 AM  
O green beast of stamping hearts out.

/i flunked latin
//would like to flunk Alyssa Millano
 
2013-04-10 03:19:51 AM  
"When you're swimming in the creek and an eel nips your cheek, that's a morayyyy"

- The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
 
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