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		When the porn makes you feel like inserting an eel ... that's a moray (thesun.co.uk)		119
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encyclopediaplushuman		2013-04-09 02:38:21 PM

well done subby

/+1

tnpir		2013-04-09 02:55:34 PM

How in the HELL did this get redlit?

phlegmmo		2013-04-09 03:18:39 PM

tnpir: How in the HELL did this get redlit?

Smokey the Bare		2013-04-09 04:26:37 PM

Seriously, what the fark! This was goddamned hilarious!

SoothinglyDeranged		2013-04-09 04:45:14 PM

Such beauty, ended so suddenly and without cause.

utsagrad123		2013-04-09 05:45:59 PM

This deserves a green.

BKITU		2013-04-09 07:45:26 PM

tnpir: How in the HELL did this get redlit?

El repeato

It may get a REPEAT tag for great justice, but there you go.

Infobahn		2013-04-09 11:30:18 PM

Comedy Gold.

Disappearing Hitchhiker		2013-04-09 11:30:58 PM

Eelmiwinks

fusillade762		2013-04-09 11:31:52 PM

preformed the bizarre act after seeing it done in a kinky blue movie.

I've watched a helluva a lot of porn and I've never seen that preformed before. I mean, I've seen an octopus...

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel		2013-04-09 11:32:06 PM

HOTY material right there.

lamric		2013-04-09 11:33:27 PM

Subby, truly epic!

Smirky the Wonder Chimp		2013-04-09 11:34:45 PM

So was his hovercraft already full or what?

Ray Vaughn		2013-04-09 11:34:58 PM

Just end the Headline of the Year contest now.

r1niceboy		2013-04-09 11:35:52 PM

That's the best headline I've ever seen. It beats the bear/heart one. Truly genius!

cgraves67		2013-04-09 11:36:13 PM

In other news, eel skeletons look like sperm made of bones.

Bathia_Mapes		2013-04-09 11:36:26 PM

Ray Vaughn: Just end the Headline of the Year contest now.

There are different categories, but hopefully this one ends up in "word play".

Omnivorous		2013-04-09 11:37:58 PM

It's a repeat but it is MAGNIFICENT.

BillyRayBob		2013-04-09 11:38:40 PM

Where can I get myself one of them eels? Just for research purposes, you understand.

magneticmushroom		2013-04-09 11:39:29 PM

fusillade762: preformed the bizarre act after seeing it done in a kinky blue movie.

I've watched a helluva a lot of porn and I've never seen that preformed before. I mean, I've seen an octopus...

It's a testament to my perversion that I'm pretty damn sure I know what video it is.

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel		2013-04-09 11:39:43 PM

The Sun wasn't there.

The Snow Dog		2013-04-09 11:40:24 PM

In his "stomach"?

No. No it isn't. What, is the person responsible for captions 8 years old? Might as well just say "tummy", moron.

SubBass49		2013-04-09 11:40:56 PM

Headline of the year material...seriously

Oldiron_79		2013-04-09 11:41:35 PM

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: So was his hovercraft already full or what?

If by hovercraft you mean bum

Vlad_the_Inaner		2013-04-09 11:42:00 PM

Soon...

Gyrfalcon		2013-04-09 11:42:39 PM

WHY DO WE NEED A REPEAT??!??!? WHY WHY WHY

And why do I need to know exactly how long the "Asian swamp eel" was anyway? Does it matter after the first 13 inches?

OK, maybe I should rephrase that last part.

thepeterd		2013-04-09 11:44:25 PM

r1niceboy: That's the best headline I've ever seen. It beats the bear/heart one. Truly genius!

Yep, not like that that joke has ever been made before...
'When an eel's up your butt
and it feasts on your guts
That's a Moray'
http://www.fark.com/comments/5259392/60067414/Well-all-die-someday-b #c 60067414

BillyRayBob		2013-04-09 11:44:27 PM

hardinparamedic		2013-04-09 11:44:45 PM

Nothing will ever defeat the subtle majesty and beauty of Butt Lightyear.

www.geekologie.com

Truly representative of America right there.

Or, we could go for the brave, brave Buttchugger.

i.qkme.me

fjnorton		2013-04-09 11:45:09 PM

I hate it when they get away like that..

//not that I would know...

Martstar		2013-04-09 11:45:18 PM

Destined to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology....

utsagrad123		2013-04-09 11:45:41 PM

Justice has been served. This may be the best headline I've ever read on Fark. Subby, you have my vote for HOTY, and Best Headline of the History of Fark. I don't know how it can get any better than this.

shifty lookin bleeder		2013-04-09 11:47:01 PM

I laughed. I cried. I fapped. Would +1 again.

the_celt		2013-04-09 11:51:00 PM

Epic headline! +1

skinink		2013-04-09 11:51:27 PM

I'm highly upset that one of the categories on YouPorn is not eel sex.

Reportedly he was overheard saying to the doctors, "Life is hard and so am I. You better give me something so I don't die. Novocaine for the soul, before I sputter out."

trapped-in-CH		2013-04-09 11:52:31 PM

Porn addict: you're doing it wrong.

Fano		2013-04-09 11:54:10 PM

How ghastly.

BillyRayBob		2013-04-09 11:54:23 PM

Legend holds that giant eels were the basis for the mythical beast known as the 'Kracken'. Coincidence?

Atomic Spunk		2013-04-09 11:55:43 PM

Subby, that is the headline of a comedy genius. I salute you.

Hector Remarkable		2013-04-09 11:56:07 PM

One in a million headline, subby. One in a million...

AAlumni		2013-04-09 11:56:08 PM

I've got eels, they're multiplyin'.

AbbeySomeone		2013-04-09 11:56:27 PM

I stroke your eel subby.
Well done!

SuperNinjaToad		2013-04-09 11:56:31 PM

Fuggin Bizzy		2013-04-09 11:57:51 PM

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: So was his hovercraft already full or what?

His hovercraft was full of dildos. The eel was a change of pace.

Oldiron_79		2013-04-09 11:57:58 PM

Fano: How ghastly.

In all fairness Ive never heard Ghastly[TF] mention anything about eels in the anus.

W.C.fields forever		2013-04-09 11:59:09 PM

By golly..subby.

LordOfThePings		2013-04-09 11:59:32 PM

Sometimes you eel up your butt.

1.bp.blogspot.com

Sometimes you don't.

Gyrfalcon		2013-04-10 12:00:09 AM

Oldiron_79: Fano: How ghastly.

In all fairness Ive never heard Ghastly[TF] mention anything about eels in the anus.

Give him time.

Counter_Intelligent		2013-04-10 12:06:04 AM

Someone's played a Viper game, I see.

scottydoesntknow		2013-04-10 12:06:27 AM

thepeterd: r1niceboy: That's the best headline I've ever seen. It beats the bear/heart one. Truly genius!

Yep, not like that that joke has ever been made before...
'When an eel's up your butt
and it feasts on your guts
That's a Moray'
http://www.fark.com/comments/5259392/60067414/Well-all-die-someday-b #c 60067414

Yea, I remembered that from the other thread too. Unless gas giant submitted it, I'm not very impressed.

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