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(The Sun)   When the porn makes you feel like inserting an eel ... that's a moray   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 122
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2013-04-09 02:38:21 PM  
img.pandawhale.com

well done subby

/+1
 
2013-04-09 02:55:34 PM  
How in the HELL did this get redlit?
 
2013-04-09 03:18:39 PM  

tnpir: How in the HELL did this get redlit?

 
2013-04-09 04:26:37 PM  
Seriously, what the fark! This was goddamned hilarious!
 
2013-04-09 04:45:14 PM  
Such beauty, ended so suddenly and without cause.
 
2013-04-09 05:45:59 PM  
This deserves a green.
 
2013-04-09 07:45:26 PM  

tnpir: How in the HELL did this get redlit?


El repeato

It may get a REPEAT tag for great justice, but there you go.
 
2013-04-09 11:30:18 PM  
Comedy Gold.
 
2013-04-09 11:30:58 PM  
Eelmiwinks
 
2013-04-09 11:31:52 PM  
preformed the bizarre act after seeing it done in a kinky blue movie.

I've watched a helluva a lot of porn and I've never seen that preformed before. I mean, I've seen an octopus...
 
2013-04-09 11:32:06 PM  
HOTY material right there.
 
2013-04-09 11:33:27 PM  
Subby, truly epic!
 
2013-04-09 11:34:45 PM  
So was his hovercraft already full or what?
 
2013-04-09 11:34:58 PM  
Just end the Headline of the Year contest now.
 
2013-04-09 11:35:52 PM  
That's the best headline I've ever seen. It beats the bear/heart one. Truly genius!
 
2013-04-09 11:36:13 PM  
In other news, eel skeletons look like sperm made of bones.
 
2013-04-09 11:36:26 PM  

Ray Vaughn: Just end the Headline of the Year contest now.


There are different categories, but hopefully this one ends up in "word play".
 
2013-04-09 11:37:58 PM  
It's a repeat but it is MAGNIFICENT.
 
2013-04-09 11:38:40 PM  
Where can I get myself one of them eels?  Just for research purposes, you understand.
 
2013-04-09 11:39:29 PM  

fusillade762: preformed the bizarre act after seeing it done in a kinky blue movie.

I've watched a helluva a lot of porn and I've never seen that preformed before. I mean, I've seen an octopus...


It's a testament to my perversion that I'm pretty damn sure I know what video it is.
 
2013-04-09 11:39:43 PM  
The Sun wasn't there.
 
2013-04-09 11:40:24 PM  
In his "stomach"?

No. No it isn't. What, is the person responsible for captions 8 years old? Might as well just say "tummy", moron.
 
2013-04-09 11:40:56 PM  
Headline of the year material...seriously
 
2013-04-09 11:41:35 PM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: So was his hovercraft already full or what?


If by hovercraft you mean bum
 
2013-04-09 11:42:00 PM  
Soon...
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-09 11:42:39 PM  
WHY DO WE NEED A REPEAT??!??!? WHY WHY WHY

And why do I need to know exactly how long the "Asian swamp eel" was anyway? Does it matter after the first 13 inches?

OK, maybe I should rephrase that last part.
 
2013-04-09 11:44:25 PM  

r1niceboy: That's the best headline I've ever seen. It beats the bear/heart one. Truly genius!


Yep, not like that that joke has ever been made before...
'When an eel's up your butt
and it feasts on your guts
That's a Moray'
http://www.fark.com/comments/5259392/60067414/Well-all-die-someday-b #c 60067414
 
2013-04-09 11:44:27 PM  
i145.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-09 11:44:45 PM  
Nothing will ever defeat the subtle majesty and beauty of Butt Lightyear.

www.geekologie.com

Truly representative of America right there.

Or, we could go for the brave, brave Buttchugger.

i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-09 11:45:09 PM  
I hate it when they get away like that..

//not that I would know...
 
2013-04-09 11:45:18 PM  
Destined to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology....
 
2013-04-09 11:45:41 PM  
Justice has been served.  This may be the best headline I've ever read on Fark.  Subby, you have my vote for HOTY, and Best Headline of the History of Fark.   I don't know how it can get any better than this.
 
2013-04-09 11:47:01 PM  
I laughed. I cried. I fapped. Would +1 again.
 
2013-04-09 11:51:00 PM  
Epic headline!  +1
 
2013-04-09 11:51:27 PM  
I'm highly upset that one of the categories on YouPorn is not eel sex.

Reportedly he was overheard saying to the doctors, "Life is hard and so am I. You better give me something so I don't die. Novocaine for the soul, before I sputter out."
 
2013-04-09 11:52:31 PM  
Porn addict: you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-04-09 11:54:10 PM  
How ghastly.
 
2013-04-09 11:54:23 PM  
Legend holds that giant eels were the basis for the mythical beast known as the 'Kracken'. Coincidence?
 
2013-04-09 11:55:43 PM  
Subby, that is the headline of a comedy genius. I salute you.
 
2013-04-09 11:56:07 PM  
One in a million headline, subby. One in a million...
 
2013-04-09 11:56:08 PM  
I've got eels, they're multiplyin'.
 
2013-04-09 11:56:27 PM  
I stroke your eel subby.
Well done!
 
2013-04-09 11:56:31 PM  

fusillade762: preformed the bizarre act after seeing it done in a kinky blue movie.

I've watched a helluva a lot of porn and I've never seen that preformed before. I mean, I've seen an octopus...


WTF kinda porn do you watch?

link?
 
2013-04-09 11:57:51 PM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: So was his hovercraft already full or what?


His hovercraft was full of dildos. The eel was a change of pace.
 
2013-04-09 11:57:58 PM  

Fano: How ghastly.


In all fairness Ive never heard Ghastly[TF] mention anything about eels in the anus.
 
2013-04-09 11:59:09 PM  
By golly..subby.
 
2013-04-09 11:59:32 PM  
Sometimes you eel up your butt.

1.bp.blogspot.com

Sometimes you don't.
 
2013-04-10 12:00:09 AM  

Oldiron_79: Fano: How ghastly.

In all fairness Ive never heard Ghastly[TF] mention anything about eels in the anus.


Give him time.
 
2013-04-10 12:06:04 AM  
Someone's played a Viper game, I see.
 
2013-04-10 12:06:27 AM  

thepeterd: r1niceboy: That's the best headline I've ever seen. It beats the bear/heart one. Truly genius!

Yep, not like that that joke has ever been made before...
'When an eel's up your butt
and it feasts on your guts
That's a Moray'
http://www.fark.com/comments/5259392/60067414/Well-all-die-someday-b #c 60067414


Yea, I remembered that from the other thread too. Unless gas giant submitted it, I'm not very impressed.
 
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