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(NBC News)   Stabbings reported at Lone Star College in Texas. A suspect is still on the loose and in possession of at least one fully automatic assault knife   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 56
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  2013-04-09 02:45:38 PM
24 votes:
brain.pan.e-merchant.com
Fully automatic assault knife.
  2013-04-09 03:00:22 PM
6 votes:
i291.photobucket.com
  2013-04-09 02:45:54 PM
5 votes:
It's Texas...they'll probably charge him for not using a gun.
  2013-04-09 02:44:54 PM
5 votes:

Stabbings reported at Lone Star College in Texas


An unnamed individual allegedly gave him the raspberry and jammed his radar.
  2013-04-09 03:33:32 PM
3 votes:
phenn: Stig2112: A friend of mine works at that college.  I sent her a txt but haven't heard back from her yet.

Good luck. Hope she's okay.


i641.photobucket.com
  2013-04-09 02:52:33 PM
3 votes:
kaimaru: This is a college.  How is it possible that many people were stabbed?  Was he a sprinter or something?  HOW ABOUT RUNNING AWAY IDIOTS?

Its a community college..
  2013-04-09 02:50:07 PM
3 votes:
cdn1.screenrant.com
/what someone wielding a fully automatic assault knife in Texas may look like.
  2013-04-09 02:48:19 PM
3 votes:
Englebert Slaptyback: Stabbings reported at Lone Star College in Texas


An unnamed individual allegedly gave him the raspberry and jammed his radar.


2.bp.blogspot.com
  2013-04-09 02:46:12 PM
3 votes:
I predict rational conversation in this thread.
  2013-04-09 04:02:42 PM
2 votes:

JungleBoogie: kaimaru: This is a college.  How is it possible that many people were stabbed?  Was he a sprinter or something?  HOW ABOUT RUNNING AWAY IDIOTS?

Back in 'Nam*, my unit's motto was "Run and Live!" Hard to do in the jungle though. Probably why so many people got shot :(

* Wasn't actually in 'Nam**
** you bastards




i.imgur.com

This one child I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. Little Chinese legs were blown clean off. Could still see the little shins of feet hanging off the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese legs. He tried to get up, but what was left of his right leg broke off. As he lay there flat on his face he looked up at me, his little Chinese eyes burned straight into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said something to me in Chinese, like ( speaks bad Chinese ). Sounded like some cartoon shiat, but I understood his question he was asking me. I don't need to speak Chinese to know what that question was.. Why Black Dynamite? Why?
  2013-04-09 03:47:54 PM
2 votes:
kaimaru: How is it possible that many people were stabbed?  Was he a sprinter or something?  HOW ABOUT RUNNING AWAY IDIOTS?

J. Frank Parnell: This is the fundamental difference between knives and guns. You can sit in a lawn chair and kill or harm anyone in a 100 meter radius, but with bladed weapons you actually have to work to hurt people.


A gun massacre just involves pointing and clicking.

Now a knife massacre, that's an aerobic workout. You work your abs, your traps, biceps, triceps, forearms. Along with some rotator cuff strengthening as well. It strikes a nice balance between toning and bulking up. I'm surprised more fitness gurus don't recommend it.
  2013-04-09 03:02:49 PM
2 votes:
BigBooper:

IKR! If I was there, I would have given him a round house kick straight to the head! I'm a tenth level black belt in an obscure martial art that you've probably never heard about. I'm only one level away from being able to kill with a look. But still, I'm able to kill with most objects, and of course my bare hands and fists. How do you kill with a straw you ask? It's easy, believe me. There are ways. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

i45.tinypic.com
  2013-04-09 02:57:31 PM
2 votes:
kaimaru: This is a college.  How is it possible that many people were stabbed?  Was he a sprinter or something?  HOW ABOUT RUNNING AWAY IDIOTS?

He was actually a basketball guard...making quick cuts, and slicing up the defenseless.
  2013-04-09 02:53:06 PM
2 votes:
Waiting for a response from the National Cutlery Association.
  2013-04-09 02:49:48 PM
2 votes:
www.mycutlerystore.com

BE DIALIN PEOPLE. BE DIALIN
  2013-04-09 02:45:54 PM
2 votes:
The NKA has issued a statement, "If everybody was armed with a knife, this wouldn't be a problem. The right to bear arms is not limited to guns".
  2013-04-09 02:44:21 PM
2 votes:
We need to limit the size of Blade Magazine.

www.realcoolsavings.com
  2013-04-10 09:18:37 AM
1 votes:
doubled99: See? A knife!

This story effectively negates all gun control arguments.
What? You wanna ban all cutlery now?


Don't taunt the prohibitionists.
You damn well know they'll try if we take their demands seriously.

dl.dropbox.com
  2013-04-09 06:13:10 PM
1 votes:
No one died? Well, the suspect is free to go then.
  2013-04-09 05:41:41 PM
1 votes:
We should ban Swiss Army knives.

After all, who the hell needs two blades?
  2013-04-09 05:29:34 PM
1 votes:
www.hightech-edge.com


cdn.uberreview.com
  2013-04-09 04:18:39 PM
1 votes:
If guns are sooo ineffective for defense and protection, why do police carry them rather than knives?
  2013-04-09 04:03:29 PM
1 votes:
cheyanne9: tricycleracer: My "assault" X-Acto w/ extended capacity magazine.  I bet you libs can't wait to ban these:

Did you pass a back round check?


MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BLADES HON!
  2013-04-09 03:58:30 PM
1 votes:
Also, this makes me think of Nick Swardson. The worst part about getting stabbed is that you're there the WHOLE TIME!
Bf+
  2013-04-09 03:55:47 PM
1 votes:
nvmac: Bf+: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x371]
Clearly the only available options are to prevent funding of knife-related research and make knife
ownership mandatory for the criminally insane everyone.

If everyone had a gun, there would be fewer deaths from gun violence.
If everyone had a knife, there would be fewer deaths from knife violence.
If everyone had a baseball bat, there would be fewer deaths from baseball bat violence.
If everyone had a car, there would be fewer deaths from car violence.
If everyone had a vagina, there would be fewer deaths from vagina violence.

Continue, ad nauseum.


Yup.  From the same great minds that brought us:
"Why bother banning large magazines?  Attackers can reload so fast it doesn't matter anyway.  And besides, if I'm being attacked, I need those large magazines!  I can't take all that time to reload.  I'll get killed!"
  2013-04-09 03:50:00 PM
1 votes:
Bf+: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x371]
Clearly the only available options are to prevent funding of knife-related research and make knife
ownership mandatory for the criminally insane everyone.


If everyone had a gun, there would be fewer deaths from gun violence.
If everyone had a knife, there would be fewer deaths from knife violence.
If everyone had a baseball bat, there would be fewer deaths from baseball bat violence.
If everyone had a car, there would be fewer deaths from car violence.
If everyone had a vagina, there would be fewer deaths from vagina violence.

Continue, ad nauseum.
  2013-04-09 03:49:18 PM
1 votes:
Pangea:

In addition, I am fairly certain that the deep crimson Irish rage I spent 20 years trying to suppress would also resurface. Perhaps you are a pants-wetting pussy who would simply cry and plead for mercy, but don't assume that all people are.

I'm not sure random, drunken swinging with your boys Tommy and Sully is really what we need in this situation, Paddy.
  2013-04-09 03:36:36 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
One time a guy pulled a knife like this on me.  He was saying something about The New World, but that meant nothing to me.  I'm a man of action.  After a brief fight in a foundry in the middle of an orange grove, I impaled him on a hook and sent him into a furnace.

Crime's the disease, and I'm the cure.
  2013-04-09 03:27:42 PM
1 votes:
hardinparamedic: lostcat: Yes, a knife of some kind.

Until someone pulls an NYPD and shoots 9 people in the crowd while missing the guy with the knife.

All you need is Christ, son, didn't you hear Fox News? ACTIVATE BOOTS OF THE GOSPEL!!!

[cdn.uproxx.com image 250x350]


+1
  2013-04-09 03:26:26 PM
1 votes:
Hey guys whats going on in this thread?
  2013-04-09 03:21:40 PM
1 votes:
Cyberluddite: PC LOAD LETTER: How did so many get stabbed? Were they sleeping or something? Were all the chairs and tables bolted down? Knife vs table. Table generally wins.

It's Texas.  They aren't the brightest.  I'm sure their first reaction was "Huh, sum guy's got hisself some braght shiny thang and he's a-pokin at folks widdit fur sum reezun.  Ah wunder wha?  And whut should ah doo bout it?"


Right backatcha, podnah.

a.onionstatic.com
  2013-04-09 03:19:07 PM
1 votes:
There wasn't one good guy with a knife around?
  2013-04-09 03:18:14 PM
1 votes:
My "assault" X-Acto w/ extended capacity magazine.  I bet you libs can't wait to ban these:


cdn.dickblick.com
  2013-04-09 03:17:46 PM
1 votes:
Bravo Two: Publikwerks: Mikey1969: mbillips: Weird, nobody was killed? I thought it was just as easy to go on a murderous rampage with a knife or baseball bat as with a semi-automatic .223 rifle.

More killed by knives than all rifles, smei-auto, "assault", etc. Included...

Rifles: 323
Edged weapons: 1,694

http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2011/crime-in- th e-u.s.-2011/tables/expanded-homicide-data-table-8

But hey, believe what you want, I guess. You've obviously been on 'selective filter' mode, anyway.

Lets add a third category there:

Rifles:                       323
Edged weapons:      1,694
Handguns                        7,398

So, you must obviously not have any issue with a handgun ban then?

Now subtract roughly 60% of that number which are suicides...


No, those are homicide numbers. About 15,000 people commit suicide each year with guns.
  2013-04-09 03:15:25 PM
1 votes:
This wouldn't have happened in a knife free zone...
  2013-04-09 03:09:54 PM
1 votes:
CarnySaur: And here's an actual update from FOX News:
Update, 2:25p ET: A local FOX Houston reporter spoke to a student who was in the building at the time of the stabbing. Students huddled into a classroom in order to flee the scene. The student said, "We wish we could have protected ourselves with guns and stuff. We wish that the law would let us carry guns because we're legal adults, and carry guns on campus to protect ourselves. But so far what we have to rely on is God. We'd love to have God and the law on our side."


But all you need is God on your side. The Bible Says you can do all things through Christ Who Strenthens you!

Be strong in your faith, Christian Soldier!
  2013-04-09 03:09:14 PM
1 votes:
Mikey1969: mbillips: Weird, nobody was killed? I thought it was just as easy to go on a murderous rampage with a knife or baseball bat as with a semi-automatic .223 rifle.

More killed by knives than all rifles, smei-auto, "assault", etc. Included...

Rifles: 323
Edged weapons: 1,694

http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2011/crime-in- th e-u.s.-2011/tables/expanded-homicide-data-table-8

But hey, believe what you want, I guess. You've obviously been on 'selective filter' mode, anyway.


Lets add a third category there:

Rifles:                       323
Edged weapons:      1,694
Handguns                        7,398

So, you must obviously not have any issue with a handgun ban then?
  2013-04-09 03:05:31 PM
1 votes:
Well if he just had to pass a background check before he could get his knife this might not have happened.  If you buy a knife on the internet right now there's no background checks at all.

I know plenty of people want to have a knife in there home, but really how many do they need?  I've seen entire butcher blocks full at some peoples home, and there right out in the open where their children can get to them.  they should really be kept locked up.

thinking about knifes more seriously we should put a limit on blade length.  No one needs a knife with more than a 3 inch capacity.
  2013-04-09 03:03:46 PM
1 votes:
Clap clap clap clap "Deep in the heart of Texas!"
  2013-04-09 03:00:12 PM
1 votes:
Hey, you know, f### you, man. Any moron with a semi-automatic can cause a mass murder. Mass stabbing is like an endurance trial, man. It's the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.
  2013-04-09 02:58:25 PM
1 votes:
PC LOAD LETTER: How did so many get stabbed? Were they sleeping or something? Were all the chairs and tables bolted down? Knife vs table. Table generally wins.

It's Texas.  They aren't the brightest.  I'm sure their first reaction was "Huh, sum guy's got hisself some braght shiny thang and he's a-pokin at folks widdit fur sum reezun.  Ah wunder wha?  And whut should ah doo bout it?"
  2013-04-09 02:54:58 PM
1 votes:
hugram: kaimaru: This is a college.  How is it possible that many people were stabbed?  Was he a sprinter or something?  HOW ABOUT RUNNING AWAY IDIOTS?

One of the college victims that did not run away fast enough...
[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 497x575]


That guy's not the sharpest knife in the gauged nose.
  2013-04-09 02:52:49 PM
1 votes:
kaimaru: This is a college.  How is it possible that many people were stabbed?  Was he a sprinter or something?  HOW ABOUT RUNNING AWAY IDIOTS?

One of the college victims that did not run away fast enough...
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
  2013-04-09 02:52:20 PM
1 votes:
If Americans weren't so hostile to knifery then this wouldn't have happened.  I personally have spent hours perfecting my skills at the dagger range.  I personally carry at all times a butterfly knife and a concealed cleaver at all times.  I'd rather have a dagger and not need it then need a dagger and not have it.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
Lately, I've been carrying this beauty so I can see what I'm stabbing in the dark.  I bet the KNIFE KNABBERS are terrified to see such a SCARY knife.
  2013-04-09 02:52:16 PM
1 votes:
Smeggy Smurf: The fully automatic Glock AK-15 assault knife is the scariest black knife around.

/scary because it's black
//black is scary
///racists are scared of black


It's very insensitive of you to mock my racism!
  2013-04-09 02:50:16 PM
1 votes:
stonicus: mbillips: Weird, nobody was killed? I thought it was just as easy to go on a murderous rampage with a knife or baseball bat as with a semi-automatic .223 rifle.

People kill people, not guns or knives.  If he had a gun, he would just wounded them like he did with the knife.


cdn.overclock.net
  2013-04-09 02:49:36 PM
1 votes:
This would never have happened in a more gun friendly state.
  2013-04-09 02:48:17 PM
1 votes:
www.bite.ca
  2013-04-09 02:47:35 PM
1 votes:
So perpetrating Sandy Hook in order to push legislation through to take away our guns wasn't enough for you, was it Herr Obama? Now you do this to take our knives as well.

We're farked as a country. USA, nice knowing you.
  2013-04-09 02:45:33 PM
1 votes:
The police haven't been able to keep up with his increased speed.
  2013-04-09 02:45:23 PM
1 votes:
The fully automatic Glock AK-15 assault knife is the scariest black knife around.

/scary because it's black
//black is scary
///racists are scared of black
  2013-04-09 02:45:10 PM
1 votes:
mbillips: Weird, nobody was killed? I thought it was just as easy to go on a murderous rampage with a knife or baseball bat as with a semi-automatic .223 rifle.

People kill people, not guns or knives.  If he had a gun, he would just wounded them like he did with the knife.
  2013-04-09 02:44:21 PM
1 votes:
Better go to Hobby Lobby and guy up all the exacto knives,  Obama will want to ban them next.

Also the little criminal is reported to routinely carry a stuffed monkey to class.  Ban all stuffed monkeys.... Write your congress man now...
  2013-04-09 02:43:40 PM
1 votes:
We are working on a new assault knife ban, citizens.
  2013-04-09 02:42:57 PM
1 votes:
Weird, nobody was killed? I thought it was just as easy to go on a murderous rampage with a knife or baseball bat as with a semi-automatic .223 rifle.
  2013-04-09 02:41:48 PM
1 votes:
Ha ha that's so funny they didn't use a gun.
 
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