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  2013-04-09 06:24:22 PM
lennavan: Bravo Two: No, I'm pretty sure that violence in all forms are spurr of the moment acts, and I'm pretty sure that they occur, regardless.

Here I am, in this thread, arguing with citations, data and actual evidence.  And you're arguing with "I'm pretty sure."

Holy fark, this is the ultimate battle of imagination vs. reality.

Bravo Two: but forcing impediments to even exercise my right in the manner that I see fit (presuming it is within the bounds of established law) is no different than forcing impediments on my right to free speech and the manner I exercise it (within the bounds of the law/not causing harm to others), or vote.

Because you know, there's a huge epidemic of free-speech and voting related deaths in the country.  That's how you know these things are the same.

Fark you're stupid.  Your Boobies started out seeming so well thought through.  What the fark happened?


You know, I was about to post a knee-jerk reaction to you that would reference ancedotal experiences and other data that doesn't link to what i'm trying to say, and I can't argue with your citations and data, and I'll let the argument stand. You may even think me an imbecile, because i argue a position based on what i reasonably believe, which seems to be pretty inaccurate.

So, let me leave it at this: I understand your position, and I see what you have to say. However, as I stated in my second paragraph, I don't agree with the impugning of rights of the many based on the misdeeds of people. I believe that people are independently responsible for their own actions and that if we want to help people, we should be willing to do so in more meaningful ways than what some propose in the way of removing or restricting guns.

It has nothing to do with data, it has nothing to do with any implied scholarly position on anything, other than my refusal to have my rights tied to the actions of another individual.

I have also said in other threads on this topic that I'm willing to accept reasonable steps that we should be doing anyway: universal background checks. Better policing of dealers and cracking down on straw purchases. Finding ways to keep guns out of the hands of criminals.  I will accept all of the measures that are reasonable and do not impugn my ability to exercise my rights.

As to the arguments about semi-automatic weapons such as AR-15s, I abstain from the argument. I like my AR-15, it's useful for hunting certain game, and certain kinds of target shooting, and I really like shooting it on occasion, but it is neither necessary nor really a weapon I find fun to use frequently, and have often considered getting rid of it just because I don't know that it warrants owning just because I can or it has a convenient use for me.  That doesn't equate to me saying other people can't own them if they want to, but I may or may not really want to own one.

It's not my place to tell another person what is and isn't right for him to own. I don't agree with a lot of things other people do, but it's not my place to try and legislate them into compliance with my world view.
 
  2013-04-09 06:25:39 PM
Gyrfalcon: Bravo Two: udhq: Violence and gun violence are 2 distinct issues with 2 distinct sets of solutions.

Violent crime as a whole is on a huge downward trend over the postwar period, and there are a variety of reasons for that: economic prosperity, legalized abortion, and medical/environmental factors in behavioral disorders (recent research suggests that unleaded gasoline may be a social "silver bullet".) Overall. we are a much less violent society than we were 50, 100 years ago. I would consider this an argument in favor of further gun restrictions, but that's an argument for another day...

But gun violence as a proportion of violent crime remains persistently high, and in some cases is on an upward trend.

A focus on mental healthcare suggests a fundamental misunderstanding that violence is a rational conclusion. It's not. 70% of suicide attempts are taken on an impulse, action occurring within an hour of ideation. I would suggest that this is probably also the case for other kinds of violence. I tend to believe that incidences of planned violence are the exception rather than the norm. And this is where some common sense speed bumps to acquiring firearms can be effective.

People have a right to bear arms, but not any kind of an entitlement to convenience. If you have to fill out a form 3 days before your hunting trip to get your rifle, well, I'm ok with that, if it means any number of domestic disputes will not escalate to murders in the heat of the moment.

No, I'm pretty sure that violence in all forms are spurr of the moment acts, and I'm pretty sure that they occur, regardless. Guns make for convenience. They do not change the impulse towards violence. A guy who has an urge to harm his wife may be inclined to use a gun because it's there, but that doesn't mean he isn't still inclined to hurt his wife if the gun's removed, and I wish people would stop singling out gun violence as though every other kind of violence is a non-issue. It's both sickening and retard ...


Thank you for saying it more elloquently than I can.
 
  2013-04-09 06:25:49 PM
Two victims still hospitalized in critical condition.
 
  2013-04-09 06:26:53 PM
lennavan: Your Boobies started out seeming so well thought through. What the fark happened?

Filterpwnage?
 
  2013-04-09 06:30:00 PM
mbillips: Bolt action is innately superior to semi-auto, because you don't have a bunch of parts flying around after the round is fired. You know why all Olympic target rifles are bolt action? Because it's better for target shooting. The design of an AR's stock and sights are meant to allow a soldier to fire rapidly and relatively accurately. The shape of a hunting rifle's stock is designed for one thing: accuracy. Rapidity doesn't enter into it. That makes it superior for hunting in the sporting sense because your aim is supposed to be one shot, one kill, not spraying a bunch of 5.56 rounds down range.

Why are you asking such dumb questions? I would think that if you owned a rifle, you would know something about the history of firearms.


The Camp Perry, OH, 1000 yard match routinely has accuracy competitions involving semi-automatic M1 Garands, M14s, and ARs.  Many 1000-yard competitors are using accurized thousand-yard AR-15s and other semi-auto platforms.  Getting down to it, the Walther PS2000 Semi-automatic sniper rifle guaranteed accuracy equal to a bolt action rifle, as did the PSG1. Both weapons are extremely accurate.

A custom-built semi-automatic rifle made with exacting tolerances can be made as accurate as a bolt-action rifle, and it is done fairly often today.

An out of the box semi-auto rifle will likely not outshoot an accurized/high-end bolt action rifle, nor will an out of the box lower-end bolt action rifle outshoot an accurized/high-end bolt action rifle.

The accuracy is inherent in how everything is put together as much as in the action that drives the weapon.
 
  2013-04-09 06:33:21 PM
flamingboar: I blame video games. And Teenagers. And Goths. And Mentally ill people. Does that cover everything?

Bullies
 
  2013-04-09 06:34:02 PM
Danger Avoid Death: lennavan: Your Boobies started out seeming so well thought through. What the fark happened?

Filterpwnage?


yes, fark has a filter that makes me argue more from emotion and belief than data. It's amazing.
 
  2013-04-09 06:48:34 PM
Bravo Two: Mikey1969: Publikwerks: Mikey1969: mbillips: Weird, nobody was killed? I thought it was just as easy to go on a murderous rampage with a knife or baseball bat as with a semi-automatic .223 rifle.

More killed by knives than all rifles, smei-auto, "assault", etc. Included...

Rifles: 323
Edged weapons: 1,694

http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2011/crime-in- th e-u.s.-2011/tables/expanded-homicide-data-table-8

But hey, believe what you want, I guess. You've obviously been on 'selective filter' mode, anyway.

Lets add a third category there:

Rifles:                       323
Edged weapons:      1,694
Handguns                        7,398

So, you must obviously not have any issue with a handgun ban then?

Handguns haven't been the focus of the derp-fest. Just "assault rifles", over and over and over and over. It's actually a great way to tell that the people fueling the fire don't give two shiats about learning the facts, which is the point that I am trying to make, and what annoys most people on the pro-gun side here.

As someone on the pro-gun side, I get your point, and I think all of us agree with you to some extent. WE know that "ASsault Rifles" aren't, and haven't been, the problem.  We even know that *handguns* aren't really the problem.

The PROBLEM is that there are lots of people out there that fall into one of these categories:

- Mentally ill and in need of therapy/hospitalization
- Suffering from extreme poverty or a substance addiction and turning to a force multiplier in order to try and get money quickly
- Participants in another criminal enterprise, such as drugs, attempting to protect their enterprise
- Individuals living in areas with little community infrastructure and few Positive role models, allowing the development of "Social organizations" that center around criminal activities, and behave in violent ways (Gangs).
- Individuals who do not have the tools to deal with abuse, anger, etc.

Unfortunately, we have yet to develop a means of combating poverty, social decline, mental health issues, personal development issues that doesn't in some way involve large amounts of time, energy, and capital to address, and very little remaining drive to support private entities that once worked in these areas to drive improvement, combined with generations of people that only care as long as it's favorable to do so, or only as long as it's in the collective consciousness of the community. Once it falls from the lime light, no one continues to pay attention to the problem.

We as a society have, unfortunately, grown short-sighted and reactionist, leading to the continued failure of social programs and other measures intended to rebuild and shore up our nation's foundations.

To whit, compared to the "new deal", the stimulus was a joke and did nothing to put resources into long-term improvement projects of infrastructure, which both creates jobs and improves the resources available that people rely on.

We've passed a "health care overhaul" which did little to address a lot of the burgeoning issues of the health care industry and almost nothing to address less obvious points like mental health, and leave us in a position where we aren't really much better off than we were, except on paper.

Continued attempts to pass weapons bans and gun control measures that will not affect crime rates or actual incidents of death in this country.

Also as much as I'm all for the free, individual American spirit, as many have come to know I cherish very deeply, I'm more a believer now in the social contract to the point that I think that in some ways, the government should act as a tool of the people to take a little from everyone to see to it that the root causes of violence, disease, famine, and other basic ills of society are addressed.

Likewise, I'm inclined to believe that private industry should operate in such a manner as to balance their responsibility to shareholders and their responsibility to the communities they operate in.


You. I like you. You're good people.
 
  2013-04-09 06:51:33 PM
Bravo Two: Danger Avoid Death: lennavan: Your Boobies started out seeming so well thought through. What the fark happened?

Filterpwnage?

yes, fark has a filter that makes me argue more from emotion and belief than data. It's amazing.


That's a biatchurlish.

/wait ... it happened again, didn't it?
 
  2013-04-09 06:51:39 PM
so when does 0 go on TV to announce that Biden is going to head the panel to ban knives?

when does feinstein get up in front of congress with an "assault" knife to announce her plan to ban them?

where is the "outrage?"
 
  2013-04-09 06:55:30 PM
MBrady: so when does 0 go on TV to announce that Biden is going to head the panel to ban knives?

when does feinstein get up in front of congress with an "assault" knife to announce her plan to ban them?

where is the "outrage?"


I wonder if Michael Moore wants to get pictures of the stabbed students released? You know, to sway public opinion.
 
  2013-04-09 06:57:28 PM
Bravo Two: No, I'm pretty sure that violence in all forms are spurr of the moment acts, and I'm pretty sure that they occur, regardless. Guns make for convenience. They do not change the impulse towards violence. A guy who has an urge to harm his wife may be inclined to use a gun because it's there, but that doesn't mean he isn't still inclined to hurt his wife if the gun's removed, and I wish people would stop singling out gun violence as though every other kind of violence is a non-issue. It's both sickening and retarded.

And, frankly, by your logic, I'm okay with a person having to fill out a form three days in advance of voting in order to obtain the right to do so if it means any number of piss-poor laws are prevented by electing stupid candidates.

We may come to a conclusion as to what firearms are available to own and which must be restricted, but forcing impediments to even exercise my right in the manner that I see fit (presuming it is within the bounds of established law) is no different than forcing impediments on my right to free speech and the manner I exercise it (within the bounds of the law/not causing harm to others), or vote.

You act as though the 2nd Amendment is a right only in the abstract and free to be impugned at your leisure, simply because you don't agree with it.

I feel badly about violence as well as you do, but I don't for a moment suppose that it is better to diminish the rights of the man so that the few might be hindered as opposed to doing everything in my power to see that those elements that are at the root of the behavior are combated.


The argument that violence and gun violence should be treated as indistinguishable is hard to swallow in a thread about 14 people who are alive only because their attacker did not have immediate access to a firearm.

That said, the courts have long established that the right to bear arms is not absolute--see: the government's legitimate interest in infringing upon your right to bear nuclear arms.  Traditionally, the boundary of the 2nd amendment has been the general welfare clause.

Like I said, there's a right to bear arms, not an entitlement to convenience, and I think there's a pretty compelling argument to made that the availability of guns on demand is not compatible with the general welfare.
 
  2013-04-09 07:02:24 PM
Publikwerks: Listen, you can try and make this out to be an Obama joke, or try and make out knives to be more dangerous than a gun somehow, but the fact of the matter is that this is what Sandy Hook would  have been like had we had no second amendment and all firearms were banned or highly regulated.

Kepp making your jokes. Obviously, it's not too high a price.


And if we had no 5th amendment, a lot of criminals would be compelled to testify against themselves instead of being allowed to remain silent so that they get acquitted and released back into society to victimize more people.

While I'm fairly neutral on the whole "ban guns" issue (I don't believe the 2nd guarantees unfettered rights to weapon ownership, but I also don't believe a gun ban would be in any way effective) arguing that getting rid of an amendment would make some situations better and therefore it should be gotten rid of is jumping the (heh) gun a bit. If pressed I can probably come up with an unintended harmful consequence of every amendment in the Bill of Rights, and for that matter every clause in the Constitution, but such examples would not be sufficient evidence that the offending clause needs to be removed.
 
  2013-04-09 07:09:41 PM
time to ger used to using these....

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  2013-04-09 07:10:09 PM
udhq: Bravo Two: No, I'm pretty sure that violence in all forms are spurr of the moment acts, and I'm pretty sure that they occur, regardless. Guns make for convenience. They do not change the impulse towards violence. A guy who has an urge to harm his wife may be inclined to use a gun because it's there, but that doesn't mean he isn't still inclined to hurt his wife if the gun's removed, and I wish people would stop singling out gun violence as though every other kind of violence is a non-issue. It's both sickening and retarded.

And, frankly, by your logic, I'm okay with a person having to fill out a form three days in advance of voting in order to obtain the right to do so if it means any number of piss-poor laws are prevented by electing stupid candidates.

We may come to a conclusion as to what firearms are available to own and which must be restricted, but forcing impediments to even exercise my right in the manner that I see fit (presuming it is within the bounds of established law) is no different than forcing impediments on my right to free speech and the manner I exercise it (within the bounds of the law/not causing harm to others), or vote.

You act as though the 2nd Amendment is a right only in the abstract and free to be impugned at your leisure, simply because you don't agree with it.

I feel badly about violence as well as you do, but I don't for a moment suppose that it is better to diminish the rights of the man so that the few might be hindered as opposed to doing everything in my power to see that those elements that are at the root of the behavior are combated.

The argument that violence and gun violence should be treated as indistinguishable is hard to swallow in a thread about 14 people who are alive only because their attacker did not have immediate access to a firearm.

That said, the courts have long established that the right to bear arms is not absolute--see: the government's legitimate interest in infringing upon your right to bear nuclear arm ...


I have to ask, do you think those 14 people, if asked, would say "Gee, I'm so glad that he had a knife rather than a gun?" Or do you think all of them are going to be pretty goddamn pissed that they got attacked at all? I don't think those people that got attacked would be willing to have such a desire to differentiate violence from *gun* violence.

As to your argument about the general welfare clause, I could equally argue that immediate access to a firearm is in the best interests of the general welfare of the citizenry based on the significant number of cases per year where a person used a firearm in self defense against a crime, whether by actually using it, or simply introducing it into the situation causing the antagonist to cease his activities.

So, assuming the generally published statistic of 1+ million people having to have used a firearm in some fashion to defend themselves, does that not balance against those who were victims of people using them against others in a malicious manner?
 
  2013-04-09 07:13:26 PM
ShadowkahnCRX: Publikwerks: Listen, you can try and make this out to be an Obama joke, or try and make out knives to be more dangerous than a gun somehow, but the fact of the matter is that this is what Sandy Hook would  have been like had we had no second amendment and all firearms were banned or highly regulated.

Kepp making your jokes. Obviously, it's not too high a price.

And if we had no 5th amendment, a lot of criminals would be compelled to testify against themselves instead of being allowed to remain silent so that they get acquitted and released back into society to victimize more people.

While I'm fairly neutral on the whole "ban guns" issue (I don't believe the 2nd guarantees unfettered rights to weapon ownership, but I also don't believe a gun ban would be in any way effective) arguing that getting rid of an amendment would make some situations better and therefore it should be gotten rid of is jumping the (heh) gun a bit. If pressed I can probably come up with an unintended harmful consequence of every amendment in the Bill of Rights, and for that matter every clause in the Constitution, but such examples would not be sufficient evidence that the offending clause needs to be removed.


There is a point at which one must concede that bad things happen,  and that bad people do bad things, and that we will always have a nonzero number of homicides, no matter what we do. To that end, I'd rather personally accept the risk to myself of having a firearm around balanced against the very real reasons to have one  than be told by someone that I can't own them, or should have to go through a lot of hoops to own one, because someone somewhere might do something bad with them.

Too many people do bad shiat with a variety of implements for me to believe that just because they can be used to do evil means they should be taken away. I'm not a child.
 
  2013-04-09 07:33:59 PM
udhq: Traditionally, the boundary of the 2nd amendment has been the general welfare clause.

The general welfare clause and the 2nd Amendment have almost, but not quite, no relationship to each other whatsoever. It is true that both involve connected strings of words ordered to convey meaning. It is also true that both appear in the document called the United States Constitution. In the original documents, they were likely written in the same color ink. After that, not much.

I think we agree in principle that the government may and should do more to restrict the availability of firearms. But you appear to have pulled that one from a deep, dark, smelly place.
 
  2013-04-09 07:36:13 PM
Bravo Two: ShadowkahnCRX: Publikwerks: Listen, you can try and make this out to be an Obama joke, or try and make out knives to be more dangerous than a gun somehow, but the fact of the matter is that this is what Sandy Hook would  have been like had we had no second amendment and all firearms were banned or highly regulated.

Kepp making your jokes. Obviously, it's not too high a price.

And if we had no 5th amendment, a lot of criminals would be compelled to testify against themselves instead of being allowed to remain silent so that they get acquitted and released back into society to victimize more people.

While I'm fairly neutral on the whole "ban guns" issue (I don't believe the 2nd guarantees unfettered rights to weapon ownership, but I also don't believe a gun ban would be in any way effective) arguing that getting rid of an amendment would make some situations better and therefore it should be gotten rid of is jumping the (heh) gun a bit. If pressed I can probably come up with an unintended harmful consequence of every amendment in the Bill of Rights, and for that matter every clause in the Constitution, but such examples would not be sufficient evidence that the offending clause needs to be removed.

There is a point at which one must concede that bad things happen,  and that bad people do bad things, and that we will always have a nonzero number of homicides, no matter what we do. To that end, I'd rather personally accept the risk to myself of having a firearm around balanced against the very real reasons to have one  than be told by someone that I can't own them, or should have to go through a lot of hoops to own one, because someone somewhere might do something bad with them.

Too many people do bad shiat with a variety of implements for me to believe that just because they can be used to do evil means they should be taken away. I'm not a child.


Well, look, I think it's reasonable to have a certain number of hoops to jump through to have anything that's dangerous. Hell, you have to go through more hoops to drive a car than you do to own a gun, as any 16 year old being bored to death in driver's ed learning how many sides a stop sign has will tell you.

You sound like a sane, rational person, but not everyone who wants to get their hands on a gun is sane and rational. I think it entirely appropriate to restrict gun ownership to people judged to be sane and rational. Just as we do not allow blind people to drive despite a Constitutional guarantee of freedom of travel, we should not allow psychopaths to have guns.

But in general, I tend to fall on the side of "Yes, as long as you're sane and you take a gun safety/proper use course, you should be allowed to have a gun." And I don't particularly care what kind of gun you have, or how many matte black bits you want to stick on it as long as we don't get too over the top - I don't want my neighbor setting up a mortar on his lawn, after all.

However, I also feel that penalties for crimes committed with a gun or any other weapon should be much more severe. Wave your gun in the clerk's face while demanding money? Guess what, that's legally equivalent to attempted murder, even if it was a fake gun. And attempted murder should carry the same penalties as murder - you should not get a sentence reduction just because you have bad aim.
 
  2013-04-09 07:39:33 PM
Bravo Two: I have to ask, do you think those 14 people, if asked, would say "Gee, I'm so glad that he had a knife rather than a gun?" Or do you think all of them are going to be pretty goddamn pissed that they got attacked at all? I don't think those people that got attacked would be willing to have such a desire to differentiate violence from *gun* violence.

As to your argument about the general welfare clause, I could equally argue that immediate access to a firearm is in the best interests of the general welfare of the citizenry based on the significant number of cases per year where a person used a firearm in self defense against a crime, whether by actually using it, or simply introducing it into the situation causing the antagonist to cease his activities.

So, assuming the generally published statistic of 1+ million people having to have used a firearm in some fashion to defend themselves, does that not balance against those who were victims of people using them against others in a malicious manner?


I think that if you take anybody who has flipped on a tv or opened a newspaper in the last 5 years, you catch them waking up after surgery and tell them that they were a victim in an attempted spree killing, they are going to be grateful to be alive.

As for your argument about guns promoting the general welfare, you can make that argument, but you'd be objectively, statistically wrong.  You may not like it, but it's a plain fact that every gun has about a 30 yard halo around it where EVERYBODY within that radius--no matter if it's the owner, no matter how safe or innocent or well trained or law-abiding they are--has a statistically higher probability of dying a violent death.  You cite 1+ million successful gun defenses, but ignore the plain fact that for every one of these, there are 12 fatal accidents involving a friend or loved one of the gun owner.  That's 12 dead children for every home invader you shoot.

Now, I'm not arguing for a gun ban.  There are a lot of good reasons to own a gun.  But the inarguable truth is that "safety" ain't one of them.
 
  2013-04-09 07:40:44 PM
bugontherug: udhq: Traditionally, the boundary of the 2nd amendment has been the general welfare clause.

The general welfare clause and the 2nd Amendment have almost, but not quite, no relationship to each other whatsoever. It is true that both involve connected strings of words ordered to convey meaning. It is also true that both appear in the document called the United States Constitution. In the original documents, they were likely written in the same color ink. After that, not much.

I think we agree in principle that the government may and should do more to restrict the availability of firearms. But you appear to have pulled that one from a deep, dark, smelly place.


There's actually a SCotUS decision about the general warfare clause that mentions the second (among other) amendments as not having fark all to do with limiting that clause. 1866 Ex Parte Milligan.
 
  2013-04-09 07:46:19 PM
bugontherug: udhq: Traditionally, the boundary of the 2nd amendment has been the general welfare clause.

The general welfare clause and the 2nd Amendment have almost, but not quite, no relationship to each other whatsoever. It is true that both involve connected strings of words ordered to convey meaning. It is also true that both appear in the document called the United States Constitution. In the original documents, they were likely written in the same color ink. After that, not much.

I think we agree in principle that the government may and should do more to restrict the availability of firearms. But you appear to have pulled that one from a deep, dark, smelly place.


Ok, please enlighten all of us, from where in the constitution does the government derive the power to abridge the right of the public to keep and bear nuclear arms?
 
  2013-04-09 07:55:23 PM
udhq: bugontherug: udhq: Traditionally, the boundary of the 2nd amendment has been the general welfare clause.

The general welfare clause and the 2nd Amendment have almost, but not quite, no relationship to each other whatsoever. It is true that both involve connected strings of words ordered to convey meaning. It is also true that both appear in the document called the United States Constitution. In the original documents, they were likely written in the same color ink. After that, not much.

I think we agree in principle that the government may and should do more to restrict the availability of firearms. But you appear to have pulled that one from a deep, dark, smelly place.

Ok, please enlighten all of us, from where in the constitution does the government derive the power to abridge the right of the public to keep and bear nuclear arms?


There is a Supreme Court ruling that says that the amendment was to allow militiamen to arm themselves like typical soldiers. So until an FGMP becomes TO&E, that doesn't seem an unreasonable argument. (Although there WAS private ownership of artillery back then.)
 
  2013-04-09 08:07:59 PM
Bravo Two: tom baker's scarf: stonicus: mbillips: Weird, nobody was killed? I thought it was just as easy to go on a murderous rampage with a knife or baseball bat as with a semi-automatic .223 rifle.

People kill people, not guns or knives.  If he had a gun, he would just wounded them like he did with the knife.

I'm not sure you understand how guns work. If knife=gun then why would the military bother making guns? why not just make really mean knives?

Because as America gets fatter, the ability to use a sword in battle is diminished, and firearms allow people to be really really lazy when fighting each other, using science to do the work for us.


It's hard to argue with kind of logic.

If the extremists really wanted to hurt us they would blow up the potatoe chip factories.
 
  2013-04-09 08:17:46 PM
tom baker's scarf: Bravo Two: tom baker's scarf: stonicus: mbillips: Weird, nobody was killed? I thought it was just as easy to go on a murderous rampage with a knife or baseball bat as with a semi-automatic .223 rifle.

People kill people, not guns or knives.  If he had a gun, he would just wounded them like he did with the knife.

I'm not sure you understand how guns work. If knife=gun then why would the military bother making guns? why not just make really mean knives?

Because as America gets fatter, the ability to use a sword in battle is diminished, and firearms allow people to be really really lazy when fighting each other, using science to do the work for us.

It's hard to argue with kind of logic.

If the extremists really wanted to hurt us they would blow up the potatoe chip factories.


They tried by not letting people bring 8oz cans of soda aboard airplanes anymore.
 
  2013-04-09 08:18:21 PM
LarryDan43: Infernalist: LarryDan43: How many dead?

None.

No one seems to want to talk about that lil detail.

Weird.


s12.postimg.org
 
  2013-04-09 08:25:37 PM
Bravo Two: mbillips: Bolt action is innately superior to semi-auto, because you don't have a bunch of parts flying around after the round is fired. You know why all Olympic target rifles are bolt action? Because it's better for target shooting. The design of an AR's stock and sights are meant to allow a soldier to fire rapidly and relatively accurately. The shape of a hunting rifle's stock is designed for one thing: accuracy. Rapidity doesn't enter into it. That makes it superior for hunting in the sporting sense because your aim is supposed to be one shot, one kill, not spraying a bunch of 5.56 rounds down range.

Why are you asking such dumb questions? I would think that if you owned a rifle, you would know something about the history of firearms.

The Camp Perry, OH, 1000 yard match routinely has accuracy competitions involving semi-automatic M1 Garands, M14s, and ARs.  Many 1000-yard competitors are using accurized thousand-yard AR-15s and other semi-auto platforms.  Getting down to it, the Walther PS2000 Semi-automatic sniper rifle guaranteed accuracy equal to a bolt action rifle, as did the PSG1. Both weapons are extremely accurate.

A custom-built semi-automatic rifle made with exacting tolerances can be made as accurate as a bolt-action rifle, and it is done fairly often today.

An out of the box semi-auto rifle will likely not outshoot an accurized/high-end bolt action rifle, nor will an out of the box lower-end bolt action rifle outshoot an accurized/high-end bolt action rifle.

The accuracy is inherent in how everything is put together as much as in the action that drives the weapon.


Those are competitions created (by the military) specifically to use those guns. Olympic marksmen never EVER use semi-autos. A $1,000 bolt gun will outshoot a $1,000 semi-auto, every time. The only reason to shoot semi-auto is to be able to shoot more rounds in less time. Which is a military virtue, not a sporting one.

Sure, you CAN buy a semi-auto that is as accurate as an out-of-the box deer bolt deer rifle, but you're going to pay 3-4 times as much for it.
 
  2013-04-09 08:29:06 PM
Molavian: LarryDan43: Infernalist: LarryDan43: How many dead?

None.

No one seems to want to talk about that lil detail.

Weird.

[s12.postimg.org image 300x225]


so the people in critical condition matter less than the kids who were in critical condition?
weird.
 
  2013-04-09 08:29:29 PM
mbillips: Olympic marksmen never EVER use semi-autos.

O RLY?!

milspecmonkey.com
 
  2013-04-09 08:30:43 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: so the people in critical condition matter less than the kids who were in critical condition?
weird.


You can't fit an adult's organs into a child's body. But children, on the other hand, you can put their parts into anyone.

So yeah. You see, dead children good.

/or something. I'm trying really hard to make this analogy work here. Give me a break.
 
  2013-04-09 08:31:55 PM
Lionel Mandrake: JungleBoogie: So, if we're going to have lethal weapons freely available in society, the only alternative, if we wish to reduce the frequency and severity of massacres, is to focus on the mental health of the population, and create a legal system which allows more in-patient treatment and outright institutionalization in mental hospitals, of those deemed to be a threat to themselves or to society. And also, the need to create a more robust mental health system in general.

Hey, if we get universal health care, including mental health care, that focuses on people and not profit,


He was covered for mental health care as was the guy who shot up the school, the guy who shot up the army base, and the guy who shot up the movie theater.  So WTF is your problem?

I'll shut the hell up about guns forever.
Given that, you can start now.
 
  2013-04-09 08:32:49 PM
umad: mbillips: Click the linky, and find out. They're Remington 700s. Bolt action, with an internal 3- to 5-round magazine that can't be expanded (in the standard model). Much better for long-range target shooting and for hunting than an AR, and less expensive. Not good for playing Wolverines, though, or defending against the zombie apocalypse.

I guess we're supposed to believe this because you said so. You don't know what the fark you are talking about.

An AR-10 is a damn fine hunting rifle. The only reason an AR-15 isn't great for hunting is because it isn't powerful enough for hunting anything larger than deer.


An AR-10 is a penis substitute. For more than twice the price, you get less accuracy than you get from a Remington 700 right out of the box. To hunt with it legally in many states, you have to get a three-round magazine. But it looks like an assault rifle, thus the appeal.
 
  2013-04-09 08:33:43 PM
hardinparamedic: You can't fit an adult's organs into a child's body.

Tell that to Sandusky
 
  2013-04-09 08:33:48 PM
hardinparamedic: mbillips: Olympic marksmen never EVER use semi-autos.

O RLY?!

[milspecmonkey.com image 850x525]


Rifles. Nobody makes bolt-action pistols, and semi-autos are more accurate than revolvers.
 
  2013-04-09 08:36:07 PM
mbillips: hardinparamedic: mbillips: Olympic marksmen never EVER use semi-autos.

O RLY?!

[milspecmonkey.com image 850x525]

Rifles. Nobody makes bolt-action pistols, and semi-autos are more accurate than revolvers.


That is, nobody makes Olympic target pistols with a bolt action. I'm familiar with these:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
  2013-04-09 08:36:53 PM
udhq: But the inarguable truth  opinion is that "safety" ain't one of them.

You have an odd sense of what a "truth" is.
 
  2013-04-09 08:38:34 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: hardinparamedic: You can't fit an adult's organs into a child's body.

Tell that to Sandusky


Even with lubrication, there was a LOT of tearing there, you know.

Whelp, cheese, old boy. We're officially going to hell.
 
  2013-04-09 08:41:24 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: udhq: But the inarguable truth  opinion is that "safety" ain't one of them.

You have an odd sense of what a "truth" is.


Let me know how far you get arguing with objective reality.
 
  2013-04-09 08:41:29 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: Lionel Mandrake: JungleBoogie: So, if we're going to have lethal weapons freely available in society, the only alternative, if we wish to reduce the frequency and severity of massacres, is to focus on the mental health of the population, and create a legal system which allows more in-patient treatment and outright institutionalization in mental hospitals, of those deemed to be a threat to themselves or to society. And also, the need to create a more robust mental health system in general.

Hey, if we get universal health care, including mental health care, that focuses on people and not profit,

He was covered for mental health care as was the guy who shot up the school, the guy who shot up the army base, and the guy who shot up the movie theater.  So WTF is your problem?

I'll shut the hell up about guns forever.
Given that, you can start now.


You're right.  I was being too generous.  Universal health care (which you seem to think exist) is not nearly enough.  In addition there should be waiting periods, background checks for all firearms transfers (including inherited items), lifetime bans on felons for ever owning any firearm of any kind (hey, if it's OK for voting, why not gun ownership?), mandatory gun safety courses for each gun you buy, all guns and ammo should be uniquely marked so that purchases can be traced to the purchaser (if you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about)...shall I go on?

Thank you for pointing out how incomplete my request was.
 
  2013-04-09 08:42:13 PM
Publikwerks: Barracuda: Publikwerks:
Lets add a third category there:

Rifles:                       323
Edged weapons:      1,694
Handguns                        7,398

So, you must obviously not have any issue with a handgun ban then?

The point is that since December the huge push has been assault rifles, those big scary rifles that are infrequently used to do horrible things, even though millions of them are owned by millions of citizens across the nation.  The push should be to keep violent and mentally unstable people from committing violent acts against one or many innocent individuals.  The problem is that is a really really damned hard job, and people are generally lazy and want to do as little work as possible - so banning shiat is the easy but ineffective answer.

I agree. But until we have a foolproof method of preventing bad people from getting guns, I will be in favor of tighter gun controls.


So Chicago is a safe place to be amirite?

Basically, we need to stop wimping out on taking gangs, legalize (and control) drugs, and go after violent offenders before they get violent. China has a few good ideas there believe it or not...
 
  2013-04-09 08:43:41 PM
hardinparamedic: tenpoundsofcheese: hardinparamedic: You can't fit an adult's organs into a child's body.

Tell that to Sandusky

Even with lubrication, there was a LOT of tearing there, you know.

Whelp, cheese, old boy. We're officially going to hell.


odd, I read that as "tearing" as in "crying".
Both words spelled the same.

God forgives all comments made on fark, so we are okay.
 
  2013-04-09 08:44:21 PM
hardinparamedic: tenpoundsofcheese: hardinparamedic: You can't fit an adult's organs into a child's body.

Tell that to Sandusky

Even with lubrication, there was a LOT of tearing there, you know.

Whelp, cheese, old boy. We're officially going to hell.


I'm going to hell for laughing at something tenpoundsofcheese said.  Dammit!
 
  2013-04-09 08:46:55 PM
Lionel Mandrake: tenpoundsofcheese: Lionel Mandrake: JungleBoogie: So, if we're going to have lethal weapons freely available in society, the only alternative, if we wish to reduce the frequency and severity of massacres, is to focus on the mental health of the population, and create a legal system which allows more in-patient treatment and outright institutionalization in mental hospitals, of those deemed to be a threat to themselves or to society. And also, the need to create a more robust mental health system in general.

Hey, if we get universal health care, including mental health care, that focuses on people and not profit,

He was covered for mental health care as was the guy who shot up the school, the guy who shot up the army base, and the guy who shot up the movie theater.  So WTF is your problem?

I'll shut the hell up about guns forever.
Given that, you can start now.

You're right.  I was being too generous.  Universal health care (which you seem to think exist) is not nearly enough.  In addition there should be waiting periods, background checks for all firearms transfers (including inherited items), lifetime bans on felons for ever owning any firearm of any kind (hey, if it's OK for voting, why not gun ownership?), mandatory gun safety courses for each gun you buy, all guns and ammo should be uniquely marked so that purchases can be traced to the purchaser (if you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about)...shall I go on?

Yes, you should go on since none of what you mentioned would have stopped the CT shootings, the one in the army base or the theater shooting.

Thank you for pointing out how incomplete my request was.

Your welcome.  Now add to your request something that actually would have prevented any of those shootings.
 
  2013-04-09 08:48:27 PM
Lionel Mandrake: JungleBoogie: So, if we're going to have lethal weapons freely available in society, the only alternative, if we wish to reduce the frequency and severity of massacres, is to focus on the mental health of the population, and create a legal system which allows more in-patient treatment and outright institutionalization in mental hospitals, of those deemed to be a threat to themselves or to society. And also, the need to create a more robust mental health system in general.

Hey, if we get universal health care, including mental health care, that focuses on people and not profit, I'll shut the hell up about guns forever.  Whatever the effect on school shootings, there would be a net decrease in overall fatality and a net increase in quality of life for most people.  I'll take that trade.


If you would shut up about guns first then you could get pretty much whatever you want. Guns are the only thing keeping the Republicans in power.
 
  2013-04-09 08:52:10 PM
People_are_Idiots: China has a few good ideas there believe it or not...

On gun regulation?
 
  2013-04-09 08:54:15 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: Lionel Mandrake: tenpoundsofcheese: Lionel Mandrake: JungleBoogie: So, if we're going to have lethal weapons freely available in society, the only alternative, if we wish to reduce the frequency and severity of massacres, is to focus on the mental health of the population, and create a legal system which allows more in-patient treatment and outright institutionalization in mental hospitals, of those deemed to be a threat to themselves or to society. And also, the need to create a more robust mental health system in general.

Hey, if we get universal health care, including mental health care, that focuses on people and not profit,

He was covered for mental health care as was the guy who shot up the school, the guy who shot up the army base, and the guy who shot up the movie theater.  So WTF is your problem?

I'll shut the hell up about guns forever.
Given that, you can start now.

You're right.  I was being too generous.  Universal health care (which you seem to think exist) is not nearly enough.  In addition there should be waiting periods, background checks for all firearms transfers (including inherited items), lifetime bans on felons for ever owning any firearm of any kind (hey, if it's OK for voting, why not gun ownership?), mandatory gun safety courses for each gun you buy, all guns and ammo should be uniquely marked so that purchases can be traced to the purchaser (if you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about)...shall I go on?

Yes, you should go on since none of what you mentioned would have stopped the CT shootings, the one in the army base or the theater shooting.

Thank you for pointing out how incomplete my request was.
Your welcome.  Now add to your request something that actually would have prevented any of those shootings.


Wow...you took that seriously...you're dumber than I thought.  And that ain't easy.

Because I've always considered you really fkn stupid.
 
  2013-04-09 09:00:21 PM
umad: Lionel Mandrake: JungleBoogie: So, if we're going to have lethal weapons freely available in society, the only alternative, if we wish to reduce the frequency and severity of massacres, is to focus on the mental health of the population, and create a legal system which allows more in-patient treatment and outright institutionalization in mental hospitals, of those deemed to be a threat to themselves or to society. And also, the need to create a more robust mental health system in general.

Hey, if we get universal health care, including mental health care, that focuses on people and not profit, I'll shut the hell up about guns forever.  Whatever the effect on school shootings, there would be a net decrease in overall fatality and a net increase in quality of life for most people.  I'll take that trade.

If you would shut up about guns first then you could get pretty much whatever you want. Guns are the only thing keeping the Republicans in power.


You are a fool.

No offense...really
 
  2013-04-09 09:13:55 PM
umad: If you would shut up about guns first then you could get pretty much whatever you want. Guns are the only thing keeping the Republicans in power.

I have quite a few bridges for sale if you are interested.
 
  2013-04-09 09:17:16 PM
Lionel Mandrake: tenpoundsofcheese: Lionel Mandrake: tenpoundsofcheese: Lionel Mandrake: JungleBoogie: So, if we're going to have lethal weapons freely available in society, the only alternative, if we wish to reduce the frequency and severity of massacres, is to focus on the mental health of the population, and create a legal system which allows more in-patient treatment and outright institutionalization in mental hospitals, of those deemed to be a threat to themselves or to society. And also, the need to create a more robust mental health system in general.

Hey, if we get universal health care, including mental health care, that focuses on people and not profit,

He was covered for mental health care as was the guy who shot up the school, the guy who shot up the army base, and the guy who shot up the movie theater.  So WTF is your problem?

I'll shut the hell up about guns forever.
Given that, you can start now.

You're right.  I was being too generous.  Universal health care (which you seem to think exist) is not nearly enough.  In addition there should be waiting periods, background checks for all firearms transfers (including inherited items), lifetime bans on felons for ever owning any firearm of any kind (hey, if it's OK for voting, why not gun ownership?), mandatory gun safety courses for each gun you buy, all guns and ammo should be uniquely marked so that purchases can be traced to the purchaser (if you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about)...shall I go on?

Yes, you should go on since none of what you mentioned would have stopped the CT shootings, the one in the army base or the theater shooting.

Thank you for pointing out how incomplete my request was.
Your welcome.  Now add to your request something that actually would have prevented any of those shootings.

Wow...you took that seriously...you're dumber than I thought.  And that ain't easy.

Because I've always considered you really fkn stupid.


You proposed similar things in other threads and you weren't kidding then.

Insert oh snap jpg here

Of course your response is "just kidding"

Or are you now saying you believe felons should have right to guns and there should be no waiting periods or safety courses?
 
  2013-04-09 09:19:28 PM
Lionel Mandrake: You are a fool.

No offense...really


The religious base is shrinking every year as more old farts die off. Young Republicans are more about guns than god.
 
  2013-04-09 09:31:52 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: Lionel Mandrake: tenpoundsofcheese: Lionel Mandrake: tenpoundsofcheese: Lionel Mandrake: JungleBoogie: So, if we're going to have lethal weapons freely available in society, the only alternative, if we wish to reduce the frequency and severity of massacres, is to focus on the mental health of the population, and create a legal system which allows more in-patient treatment and outright institutionalization in mental hospitals, of those deemed to be a threat to themselves or to society. And also, the need to create a more robust mental health system in general.

Hey, if we get universal health care, including mental health care, that focuses on people and not profit,

He was covered for mental health care as was the guy who shot up the school, the guy who shot up the army base, and the guy who shot up the movie theater.  So WTF is your problem?

I'll shut the hell up about guns forever.
Given that, you can start now.

You're right.  I was being too generous.  Universal health care (which you seem to think exist) is not nearly enough.  In addition there should be waiting periods, background checks for all firearms transfers (including inherited items), lifetime bans on felons for ever owning any firearm of any kind (hey, if it's OK for voting, why not gun ownership?), mandatory gun safety courses for each gun you buy, all guns and ammo should be uniquely marked so that purchases can be traced to the purchaser (if you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about)...shall I go on?

Yes, you should go on since none of what you mentioned would have stopped the CT shootings, the one in the army base or the theater shooting.

Thank you for pointing out how incomplete my request was.
Your welcome.  Now add to your request something that actually would have prevented any of those shootings.

Wow...you took that seriously...you're dumber than I thought.  And that ain't easy.

Because I've always considered you really fkn stupid.

You proposed similar things in other ...


OK, cheese, whatever you say.  No offense but your shiat is tiresome so I'm going to ignore your ignorant ass for the rest of the day, k?  Bye.
 
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